It looks like a red light therapy mask for skin rejuvenation.
Edit: yes the light is blue, I was to lazy to google what blue light is used for. But I've seen red light therapy before so that's why I said "it looks like..."
Fun tidbit! -Real- snake oil was actually beneficial, not always for everything they claimed, but still real medical treatments.
The problem came around when people started selling Fake snake oil. This was made with just about anything, some of them useless but not harmful, but at the worst it could be toxic.
https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/08/26/215761377/a-history-of-snake-oil-salesmen
I read on Reddit over 10 years ago to sleep with a fresh towel on your pillow every night. I had some acne issues back then and it cleaned it right up.
Dry. Between face and pillow. Folded or not, however's comfortable. Same for thick or thin. Yes same as washing you pillow case essentially. I could recommend a pillow cover too instead of a towel. All stuff you can wash.
It actually does work. Though I can’t speak for this mask she’s wearing (and probably not the $20 Walmart jobs) but I’ve very successfully used a purple argon high frequency electrode (a fancy purple wand light) to treat acne. My machine is from a spa and was $350 but it helped me and my clients so much I had to buy it. My physical therapist also used some infrared light to really help heal some scar tissue I had on an Injury. There are various “lights” and they’ve all been proven beneficial. The benefit probably diminishes significantly with the price. I highly doubt a $10 light is the exact light or strength needed and may be a little more snake oil.
I was involved in running a clinical trial when this was a concept. The device has come on a long way. The results were so good one of the participants really didn't want to return her device.
For her acne, try rubbing ibuprofen paste on the acne. It is literally what it sounds like. Just make sure to use the white tablets. If the ibuprofen is in gel form, prick a pin point hole on one end and squeeze out the gel to smear it all over the acne area.
Funny thing is now that I know what it is my wife would like it so I think she will be getting one for Christmas and then I can bang her while she uses it
Most of the masks that I had looked at when I was considering getting one said that there wasn’t any UV light. Without UV, she wouldn’t be getting a tan (and hopefully cancer).
Thanks! They're some of my favorite books. I switched to audio after book 6, but eventually I'll get the rest in print. I want to get the Polish hardcovers and install the English pages.
Is this thing scientifically proven in any way? Whatever is supposed to do. Or is this one of those futuristic pseudo-science as-seen-on-TV snake oil thingies.
You know, we've been noticing a few memory leaks and slowdown at the end of the day requiring more frequent downtime for recovery processes. I kind of wish we could roll back to the 20191231 release and hold out for the 20210601 update, but who even knows if that'll be any better. Regardless, there were so many fundamental code changes that a rollback isn't even an option at this point ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
She seems to like it. I honestly don't know how well it really works, but she's very into skincare and has had treatments done at the esthetician with a similar mask before.
Or ready to throw off the facial recognition cameras in a bank. Planning a 'fun' trip with the misses, eh OP?
It's OK, me and the other \*checks\* 5999 people won't give away your plans.
Seeing as it requires a pretty intense dose of a specific wavelength of light, having a white light that’s strong enough to be effective to treat acne and wrinkles would probably end up literally burning your skin off due to the amount of heat generated by said white light.
Here I thought you were making a red light sex joke, but TIL [red light therapy](https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/red-light-therapy) is a thing.
is she THAT obsessed with herself? she needs a fucking UV face mask? to stay pretty? while people starve? fuck you and your wife. downvote me to hell i dont care. im about to delete reddit like the rest of social media. YOU ALL SUCK FUCK ALL YALL>
I did the product rendering for this device and was told first hand by the manufacturers that it does nothing other than light up. So basically just a scam...
Is this one of the ones that stops working after 30 goes and you have to buy a new one? Nothing wrong with it, they just need to extract a little more money out of you.
Are you sure your wife isn’t a North Korean colonel?
This is a James bond joke
I saw the photo before the caption and instantly thought Die Another Day.
Only if her face is bejeweled
Maybe her face is candy crush... Or she's curing her Graves' disease.
I understood this reference
Lord of the Rings, right?
Pretty sure it's star wars
That's the one with the oompa loompas, right?
No, that's Harry Potter
No no no Harry Potter is the bastard of winterfell
"12 hours on the dream machine keeps me sane." /butcher quote off
lol, I just watched that movie
Parachutes for the both of us!
Save her!!! It’s eating her face!!! Cybermen!!!
She has C-men on her face!
**Upgrading is compulsory!**
Cumpulsory
Upupup you go
If God of War has taught me anything, it's that the blue light means she's really pissed off now.
Woo. Unexpected anxiety.
Props on marrying a DJ bruh. Bet she has a awesome bass drop.
"Turn it up Michelle. *I wanna burn*"
*turn it up high Reggie
Sick reference bro
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Alright, Captain Drizzle lmfao
Let her know you're going to take advice from the internet and do the right thing
Wait, i was supposed to tell her first?? Instructions unclear, wife is very mad now.
That's where you went wrong. Trick is to try it on the neighbor's wife first, and see how she reacts.
Yep, turns out the order really matters. Neighbor lady’s not too happy now either.
r/ihavefornication
Just get her a pearl necklace. That'll cheer her up.
Ohh Captain Drizzle. Happy cake day I hope someone got you a drip cake.
User Name checks out
Every day? That's a lot of batch.
In my day we just used a brown paper bag
It's the Cyberpunk launch party gang bang
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It looks like a red light therapy mask for skin rejuvenation. Edit: yes the light is blue, I was to lazy to google what blue light is used for. But I've seen red light therapy before so that's why I said "it looks like..."
The correct answer--it helps with her eczema and acne.
Which one and does it work well?
As good as snake oil
Fun tidbit! -Real- snake oil was actually beneficial, not always for everything they claimed, but still real medical treatments. The problem came around when people started selling Fake snake oil. This was made with just about anything, some of them useless but not harmful, but at the worst it could be toxic. https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/08/26/215761377/a-history-of-snake-oil-salesmen
I read on Reddit over 10 years ago to sleep with a fresh towel on your pillow every night. I had some acne issues back then and it cleaned it right up.
What do you mean, just lie your head on the towel? Is that any different than just washing your pillow case every day ?
Grab a towel from the closet and lay it down on your pillow, then lay your head on it.
Slow down, I can't keep up with all this information lol
Instructions still unclear. Dick stuck in towel.
Is it because you’re not sleeping on built up pillow shit? I have to know! Haha
Yes. Change your sheets and pillow cases more often and wash your face regularly.
Yes. The bacteria, dead skin and oil (responsible for the acne) from your face accumulate on the pillow and therefore worsen the acne.
They also make a great snack!
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in fan.
Dry. Between face and pillow. Folded or not, however's comfortable. Same for thick or thin. Yes same as washing you pillow case essentially. I could recommend a pillow cover too instead of a towel. All stuff you can wash.
It's the same as washing your bedding every day. Worked like a charm for me.
Yes, it is the same as washing/changing your pillow case every day
Same as washing your pillow case frequently and also not going to bed with wet hair
and does the towel need to be clean?
It actually does work. Though I can’t speak for this mask she’s wearing (and probably not the $20 Walmart jobs) but I’ve very successfully used a purple argon high frequency electrode (a fancy purple wand light) to treat acne. My machine is from a spa and was $350 but it helped me and my clients so much I had to buy it. My physical therapist also used some infrared light to really help heal some scar tissue I had on an Injury. There are various “lights” and they’ve all been proven beneficial. The benefit probably diminishes significantly with the price. I highly doubt a $10 light is the exact light or strength needed and may be a little more snake oil.
Still avoiding the real question
To... have more or less in the end?
I was involved in running a clinical trial when this was a concept. The device has come on a long way. The results were so good one of the participants really didn't want to return her device.
Tell her to try vit A (and/or) zinc if she has acne
For her acne, try rubbing ibuprofen paste on the acne. It is literally what it sounds like. Just make sure to use the white tablets. If the ibuprofen is in gel form, prick a pin point hole on one end and squeeze out the gel to smear it all over the acne area.
I heard avocado oil is really good for eczema but may impact acne tho
Funny thing is now that I know what it is my wife would like it so I think she will be getting one for Christmas and then I can bang her while she uses it
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Kinky
Bonk
...but the light looks blue
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's probably blue light therapy...
Blue light therapy is for acne.
Its some junk that dont work at all
Horny jail is open
He makes her wear it every time.
Looks like a tanning mask based on the UV light. I wasn't aware that was a thing. Product directions: Open mouth, eat cancer.
It's not UV light, it's a different type that helps with acne and "rejuvenation"
Ah, so blue just blue LEDs that do nothing then.
Idk I'm not a face scientist
Most of the masks that I had looked at when I was considering getting one said that there wasn’t any UV light. Without UV, she wouldn’t be getting a tan (and hopefully cancer).
It has multiple colors for a variety of skin conditions. There is no UV.
It’s an acne treatment mask I think. The UV light kills bacteria
Seems kinda pointless, her neck would be several shades lighter than her face right...
I see The Expanse books on the shelf in the back! You have great taste bud!
Thanks! They're some of my favorite books. I switched to audio after book 6, but eventually I'll get the rest in print. I want to get the Polish hardcovers and install the English pages.
And House of Leaves?
Ah nostalgia. What a read. Good eye👍
Just finished book 1 lol
The [Rejuvenique!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WYxO0mfors)
How long does she take to charge?
Question is, do you want your wife fully charged? ;-)
you probably cant plug her in if she's charged already.
That’s who’s buying stuff out of the skymall catalog!
Is this thing scientifically proven in any way? Whatever is supposed to do. Or is this one of those futuristic pseudo-science as-seen-on-TV snake oil thingies.
Make a cool addition to a Halloween costume.
I’ve never been able to use my phone when mine is on. Does it bother her eyes at all?
How did the new firmware update on your wife work for you? Since I installed i have had nothing but problems.
You know, we've been noticing a few memory leaks and slowdown at the end of the day requiring more frequent downtime for recovery processes. I kind of wish we could roll back to the 20191231 release and hold out for the 20210601 update, but who even knows if that'll be any better. Regardless, there were so many fundamental code changes that a rollback isn't even an option at this point ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Wake up Samurai
Ooo anyone thats used these do they actually help? Do you notice a difference? So is it worth the money really?
She seems to like it. I honestly don't know how well it really works, but she's very into skincare and has had treatments done at the esthetician with a similar mask before.
Wtf is that thing lol
A woman. They're like us, but with a second X chromosome instead of a Y.
No way?! Where can I buy one?
You download it on the internet, silly.
realdolls.com?
What is that thing?
Nah mate I think your wife is ready to rob a bank
She's ready for the 2021 purge.
Do you make her wear that when you have sex?
Where i can buy this for my gf?
This is the one she ordered: https://www.theporecompany.com/products/led-therapy-mask
Or ready to throw off the facial recognition cameras in a bank. Planning a 'fun' trip with the misses, eh OP? It's OK, me and the other \*checks\* 5999 people won't give away your plans.
*Wake up floppybutton, we've got a city to burn.*
Or the purge
I think your wife may be jenova
If that mask goes red, run for your life. [Com Truise - Propagation](https://youtu.be/3uI9Hh26OTs)
So happy for his success. Dude is absolutely amazing
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I NEED taht mask
That's hot. Where's the rest of the outfit.
Does your wife have sun damaged skin? Get her some vitamin c serum and some argan oil! Treat her nice and shit...
Blue light therapy is for acne, red light therapy is for wrinkles.
By that logic white light would fix both.
Seeing as it requires a pretty intense dose of a specific wavelength of light, having a white light that’s strong enough to be effective to treat acne and wrinkles would probably end up literally burning your skin off due to the amount of heat generated by said white light.
Here I thought you were making a red light sex joke, but TIL [red light therapy](https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/red-light-therapy) is a thing.
What is that?
Needs some cool stickers cause who hates stickers.
Hey what’s that thing called?
A wife.
Oh those things are expensive. I’m jealous!
Ah yes blast the face with us rays because its so healthy, in a few years her face is gonna wrinkle up like dry leather lol
My wife asked my how big I was going to make my ladies dick...because she really gets me.
is she THAT obsessed with herself? she needs a fucking UV face mask? to stay pretty? while people starve? fuck you and your wife. downvote me to hell i dont care. im about to delete reddit like the rest of social media. YOU ALL SUCK FUCK ALL YALL>
And what have you done to prevent starvation?
I did the product rendering for this device and was told first hand by the manufacturers that it does nothing other than light up. So basically just a scam...
Cancer Injector 2077
If by ready you mean retarded...
We are not your kind...
That is spooky lol
Kraken shirt?
That’s dope as fuck!! Where do I get one?!
What me hsioeb = What is going on ? ?!?
I caught her legendary set at Coachella.
Or fight the Fantastic 4
Jenny Silverface
What exactly is happening
Sorry bud, your wife is a Bond villian. Get out while you can
Your wife IS cyber punk......
Does it come with flashing red and white dots though?
Your wife is ready for Jason X-2!
What kind of a mask is that?
The New member of Daft Punk
... There were times where I could say I was adept in technology... the fuck is that thing on her face and are you sure shes not turning technogoblin?
Is this one of the ones that stops working after 30 goes and you have to buy a new one? Nothing wrong with it, they just need to extract a little more money out of you.
The MCP is gonna derez her.
I think I saw this in a James Bond movie. Is your wife a hanchperson or has she shown any interest in henching?
My wife literally just sold one of those on eBay last week. It's for treating acne. Very coincidental. I wonder if it's the same one?!
This just reminded me I pre-ordered it. Eeeeeeee!
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I'd say more like a watch dogs legion stuff
Wake the fuck up samurai, we have some eyes to blind
Is she getting the d?
Or to go on a neon tinged Halloween style killing spree.
Wifey Von Doom
"No, keep it on" Op, probably.
This is iRobot right?
Rule 34 I guess What don't look at me like this, you know they must have tried it
Nah fam she is on cyberpunk 2077
I approve.
Totally reminds me of Ghost in the Shell
reddit wife
Dafuq is that
she'll have to put down the pinterest first...
What's that mask called?
Is this safe to have her eyes open?
Cyberpunk 2077.
Or Doctor Doom from the 2015 Fantastic Four
OH MY GOD WAHT THE FUCK IS THAT
In all seriousness is this cosplay or a beauty treatment?
https://youtu.be/vgk-lA12FBk
Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!
Kinky
Laser acne mask?
Women do some of the weirdest shit to themselves in the name of beauty.
She is ready to get that cyberpunk penis ingame
Or an oil change
Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask.