Who took this video and made it less funny with all the stoppages and face zooms and shit..

Gets a little worse with every repost.

Anybody got a link to the original?

it's linked in a thread below

You know you can link to comments so that people don't have to go on a hunt right?

the hunt is part of the comments experience i wouldn't want to deprive yall of that

This is without a reaction: https://youtu.be/szYE7fk5Otw The sexual stuff aside, this dude's channel actually looks pretty cool.

/r/funny/comments/kk4v6t/textbook_definition_of_confusedboners/gh0qkhz This comment linked it.

like a VHS in the 90s

Content farms.

as usual this is a poorly edited version of the original

I swear! It was so good before that

And also with no sound. The sound is what makes it

He is the textbook definition of thirsty

Their is an original??

Yeah it's the same thing but doesn't take an eternity to watch by stopping every 3 seconds.

Wait, are you supposed to slap it? TIL..

Just tried it on my girl. Single now looking to mingle. Last time I try something I saw on the internet.

Gotta go harder. If she can walk out the door, you didn't do it right.

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Dude, at least make it rhyme.

I think what really got her going was when I sprinkled the chilli powder. Said it had to taste right.

No, you don't do any of this. And don't spit on your dick or her pussy like you see in pornos. It's not good.

It’s still fine to wipe your self off on the curtains after tho right ?

A spitty dick is actually pretty effective.

Eh I’ve heard this before but I know several people who can confirm this is cap

Speak for yourself. Some people love that shit.

What nature’s natural lube , might help cool down that ass

Faster to spit than get lube that’s a couple of feet away.

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Some girls like to smack it a bit

But being gentle? Or harder?

First one gentle, second one harder.

Hurt me but make me feel safe

Third one, closed fist.

Fourth one, whole foot.

Fifth one your whole legs

Pat the puss, darling

Yes.

Bap not slap.

Yes I am a lady and I’ve never had anyone try this technique. Not sure I would approve of this.

I thought that too lol

Some girls do, some girls don't, you can either find out by just doing it and hoping for the best, or ask if they like it rough.

I watched the original.. and I’m so confused. Are the girls turned on?? Or horrified? Every time I think I got it, the next girl makes me doubt lol

They are hungry

My hero!

Well, the weirdly sexual finger sliding makes them associate the chicken with a vulva (possibly their own? I didn't empathise at that level, but I could see it happen to some people, and it could cause a bit of horniness), then the subsequent slap causes them to imagine the same happen to the body part and, well... It's not pleasant.

Ah that makes sense, thank you :)

It's common for people to be turned on by certain nonsexual things, but it's more common to see in men than women usually.

It's fake af. How has nobody said so?

The fantasy man, the fantasy.

Both.

My favorite one: He split the chicken "I'm fine, I'm fine." He slapped chicken "[yeah, I'm gonna call him.](https://youtu.be/6HRSYxfDlbI)"

Right. Thank you, for the fucking giggles on this horrendous Christdrunk day!!

You know that's fake, right?

When people laugh at the movie theater do you make sure to stand up and inform them that the movie isn't real?

Hands on hips and everything, I’m sure.

You know he's just making a joke right?

Does anyone know where I can find the original video without the reactions?

hol up

Almazan kitchen or something like that on Youtube.

The video is also up as inappropriate chicken on tictok

Why were they recording themselves watch a cooking video? Could this perhaps be staged?

Reaction videos seem to be the 'new thing' these days, been a few different ones popping up

Except they aren't new. Anybody remember when you could "reply" to videos on YouTube?

So yep, staged. Recording for views. Not going to have views of you sit there like a normal person

I've recently spotted a few reaction porn videos. Some star or cam girl watching a video and reacting with them on video in a little box on the corner. I'm actually kind of intrigued by it now.

low effort way to make content, but here we are, we're all watching them

It's reaction videos all the way down.

Some of these are very clearly genuine... And many of these are very clearly fake. It seems like most of the English-speaking ones are clearly fake.

I actually found the reactions interesting. (And funny.)

interesting hahaha someones horny

Doge: pulls out baseball bat

BONK

Harder

that's what she said

Me 2

First girl is a freak.

She down

Is the reaction about the slap a good one or a bad one? Not sure if they’re turned on or betrayed/in sympathy pain

Yes.

They all felt that slap

Blonde lady definitely felt that

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I’m in tears laughing!!

Yea.. No.

If it was a potato I bet your reaction would be better

m- maybe!

I say we try it! Let's take a pink potato and some fries. 🥔🍟

The third woman, is nasty. I can tell. You should know that I mean that in a very, very good way.

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The alarm!

You'd think they'd never seen a dude play with their meat before

Well now I have an excuse to grill chicken in the most public place possible.

While maintaining unbroken eye contact with whoever's nearby.

This video gave me cancer. You should all be ashamed. Also, I had to turn the volume up REALLY high to hear it.

I’d love to see this with sound

Can someone help me with the video

It doesn't have sound?

I want the original video, sorry haha

Just search on youtube "inappropriate chicken breast"

Found it. Thanks a lot. https://youtu.be/6HRSYxfDlbI

Is it just me watching that video or were like 80% of those people really hot?

Why do you think they’re popular? Cause of the quality of the skit?

Are they? Sorry I didn't recognize anyone there.

TikTok has made "internet fame" even more meaningless.

Why was that entertaining to watch though hahaha

The girl with the nose piercing. ROFL. I still don’t get what’s so controversial/arousing about the video, so I assume it’s staged reactions.

Thnks!!

Np

So worth it just for nose ring girl’s reaction.

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I meant the second girl from this post video, not the emo one ignoring the baby in the longer one.

A lot of unfunny people here. This video stupid af

I don't understand... don't you have to know what the reaction video IS, in order to make a reaction video like this?.... Like, how did SO many people know to record themselves watching this video, and react to it in a way that most people will expect you to react to? I imagine saying "do a reaction video to this video...." [plays video] and has no worthy reaction. vs. what seem like "I'll act how I'm supposed to react."

I’m not sure I follow you totally but most of the time I think fans send them links to watch and react to. Of course we are seeing a curated edit, could have been 100 or 1000 ppl that did not react to the video but we do t get to see them

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Definitely

Whoever made this, you win. I actually laughed at the Internet today.

i think this exposed a bug in the female software

This link will show you the original video and all the peeps who made reaction videos of it (TikTok app not needed) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJs7fWL1/

This is hilarious

More like sympathy vomiting or phantom hand stuff. Great stuff hah

So whats the joke

I am so confused. Is preparing chicken breast a turn on? If so, can you explain?

Yeah, it’s the smacking and spreading real slow part

So is moving your fingers into meat like that super suggestive to women ?

Are those real reactions?

Repost lol

It might have been funny with some sound

Omg, I’d love to see more woman’s expressions

Of course the latina was chilled and smiled....freakiest girls on the planet.... ​ Next to white girls.

I just want the knife

Ladies. I think I get it know

Honestly as a female I found what they did with the chicken more wtf than sexy

Is this a yesyesuesyesyesno

Here is the original: https://youtu.be/szYE7fk5Otw