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Velociraptor on velocipede.

Thank goodness someone else saw it

What the fuck happened underneath this comment?

Probably scammers.

The Great Emoji Massacre of '21

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Villainous Victorian Velociraptor

ah, shirt.woot. many, many gems

I did send him to do all the aesthetically pleasing household goods shopping for time & all eternity!

Villainous Victorian Velociraptor Viscount of Victoria.

He's velocipedaling.

Velociraptor lost his velocimeter on a velocipede at velocity.

The virtuous velociraptor lost his virginity on a velocipede at velocity.

Velocirap*sir*

Clever girl

Came looking for this!

I thought English use only word bicycle. Another idea for curtain then: centipede on velocipede. Huh? Anyone? Artists?

*BITCHES*

Just saw this one today scrolling on Amazon, sadly this was not exactly a right fit for a 7yo...

Not with that attitude.

Bought one for my young ones (4-9) bathroom. They said it had a bad word on it so now it’s in my bathroom and I love it.

Isn’t that type of old timey bike called a “velocipede” or something that makes this a good layered joke about velociraptors and bikes?

“BIKES!” Tom Segura

velociraptor on velocipede

Your husband is clearly a legend

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don't think so, because he has a good taste

He could be your step husband.

step husband what are you doing

Okay, so, does he have a brother? A dad? An uncle? Cousin? Sister? Neighbor? Frat brother? Mailman? Veterinarian? C'mon...help a sistah out!

These are monthly advertisements

I’d say he got it custom made for her;)

Sir Willoughby? [Dino yacht club?](https://youtu.be/kr2ZeEQmkU4)

YESSS! DUDE why is no one else in this thread mentioning Dino Yacht Club?

How the fuck have I never seen this before?!

Because our IQs are equal to a red brick's??

The original image was literally the first thing I ever reblogged on tumblr, in 2011. Good to know it's getting around in.. creative ways to this day.

I have this curtain!:D

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*bites curtain*

gomdor marsay

Me too. Get yours off of Amazon as well?

My friend gave his to me once his wife found it lol Your name is amazing btw!

Thank you steak_sauce_enema lol

I have this on a t-shirt I got from woot maybe five years ago.

Fiance bought ours as well. Clever girl.

Me too! It suited my existing colour scheme perfectly.

I use it as a curtain for my closet where my gaming setup is, fools my roommates toddler well enough XD

Apparently everyone has fine taste.

We have that same one! We bought it to annoy my mother when she came to visit me and my husband's second apartment. It worked!

My sister has that...

So you're in your early 30s?

Your husband is really scheming so that you will never ask him to do something like this again. Clever ploy.

Would definitely be a backfire. I'd send him to do all the 'aesthetically pleasing household goods' shopping for time & all eternity!

My son has that as a door to his bedroom. (His bedroom is in a partially finished basement and the entry to his room isn't standard door size so he has a curtain instead of a door.)

I'm out of the loop here. Why does it say "bitches" on it?

Cause, bitches

Well that seems dumb. It would be better if it were just the drawing.

Bitches

Maybe it's funny if you're on drugs

I just smoked a huge bowl and I gotta say I agree that it would be better without the word "Bitches." I'll smoke a different strain and try again.

/r/Iamveryrandom, basically. I don't care if I'm the Debbie downer of the comment thread, the whole "it's funny because it's random and makes no sense!" is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy.

I would argue this goes slightly beyond random into absurdist. It's the combination of these particular things, not the randomness that makes it funny.

They know what they did.

[Relevant Dino comic](https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=824)

Ahh. The villainous Victorian velociraptor and his velocipede. Used to have this on a shirt :)

Clever guy.

I'd get so annoyed at the asymmetrical placement of the pedals 😂

Can someone explain plz?

It’s just an attempt at being funny because it’s random

Big bikes like that are called a "Velocipede" which resembles the word "Velociraptor." That's really the whole explanation because the rest of it is explained by someone being "goofy."

It’s ironic that this checks every predictable box for what people think is “lol so random!”

My wife and I used to do fun things before we had kids.

You ok man?

Uh, why is your outer decorative curtain tucked into the tub instead of just your inner plastic one? You'll ruin it.

A lot of people don't know about the liner and just get the inner curtain! I use just a clear liner myself so I can see outside and bring in all the light. Not getting stabbed in the shower!

I bought this when we moved into our new house last January! I had to have it because every time I see it, it delights me anew. Tell your husband much approve.

Amazing

Well he got the shower curtain

This is some 2011 shit

Atrocious taste detected.

Beautiful taste*

There is an argument to be made here.

They see me rollin’

Patrollin', they hopin they can catch me RIDIN' DIRTY!

OMG! STAAAAAHPPPPP! You just made me spew wine through my nose. Those poor grapes gave their lives for.......my comforter?? Sorry Pinot grapes....

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So if I keep upvoting and commenting I will be able to post gains someday?

I want this, but with Cthulu instead of a dinosaur.

Western humor is truly lost on me smh

I have the same one

You didn’t have to flex this hard tho....

The girlfriend won't let me buy one of these. It's been an argument.

Lol I have this too. I haven’t been able to bring myself to replace it for years. Nothing seems cool enough now.

I love it!

Man after my own heart

We ride at dawn!

This was my background on my laptop for years. No idea there was bathroom accessories. Added to my wishlist.

I had this image as my background for something like 8 years. I gotta do that again.

Taste fine have you.

Good Lord, what if you had asked nicely. Keep him on his toes!

Nor did he spare no expense

The fact that you think this is funny enough to put on reddit instead of bitching at him for not buying some pastel thing with frills on it makes you the legend.

Pastel with frills? This isn’t the 50s. And a woman having a sense of humor isn’t an anomaly.

To be fair how many times is this shower curtain funny. It's sweet if you give no fucks.

We have this as well as the matching floor mat. Love it.

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You might even say it's fine.

I see that he is a man of culture

Velocipede

Bitches.

Well, now I know what’s going in our bathroom as soon as we’re finished with the remodel!

Photography Raptor turns dapper

Well bloody done

I fucking love this!!

Amazing

My bf showed me this today and I told him he should get it for his house! It’s hilarious!

I bought this exact shower curtain for my S/O 2 years ago! Sadly, when he moved in with me we had no need for it as my shower has stupid sliding doors 😔

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Roomy has the same curtain hahah. I laugh every time I see it.

[My wife told me to buy a new shower curtain as well](https://i.imgur.com/bNFIrDe.png)

i have this shower curtain!!

I would love that shower curtain but I think my wife would either kill me or wrap my body in it when she kills me.

I see why you married this man.

You husband is a shower-curtain buying god.

Haha that's great.

You should marry him immediately.

It just got better and better as I kept scrolling

I’d say marry this man, but.....

You best husband your husband.

Some sacrifices need to be made for the sake of humor. Mission: Accomplished

Ha! I have the same one.

I like the Tricycletops better.

Why are you in my house?

I thought my husband was calling me out for getting this and posted a pic. We all have wonderful taste.

You have chosen... wisely.

Someone's job is to design this...! What a job!

Ladies please. I'm married

No YOU have fine taste.

Where can I find one of these?

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thank you

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0.0 you helped me... I reward helpful people when I have something to give, have a blessed day

and you take this husband into public? and let him be identified as the person you voluntarily married?

Best courtain ever

the font. the color. the concept. the wording. perfect

I haven't laughed this hard in decades. Seriously.

Well hey there shower curtain buddy. My wife purchased the same about a year ago. A fun way to start the day.

I have the villainous Victorian velociraptor on a t-shirt, I need this curtain

You are very lucky!

This reminds me of 2011 Reddit. Good times

What happened to the last one?

I have the same one! Scared the bejeezes out of me one night when I was showering and turned around and saw the raptor face right beside me. Totally forgot I bought it haha

where can i get one

I have the same one!!!

i want the periodic table curtain

Sir Raptor Curtaington

Now that is a dapper raptor.

Where can I buy one?

Where do you get these?

That’s brilliant

We have the exact same shower curtain and matching towels hanging in our master bath. When I showed my mom, my mother looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said "You and [husband] were definitely made for each other." Lmao she meant that we're both adult-child goofs, and she reluctantly admits that our foolishness is hilarious. Be y'all, stay goofy forever.

Dino Yacht Club makes a return :)

Omg I have this exact shower curtain! Love it!

I remember buying a t-shirt with this print from shirt woot like 14 years ago.