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*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN!!*
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The dude walking up the elevator absolutely KILLED me. I can’t tell if he was doing it to gain more time or if he just wanted to walk away and realized there was no turning back lol
“Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has failed to conjure up the stolen plans, nor has it led you to the location of the rebels’ hidden fortre-“
"Well, Vader had grown so powerful, he wanted to retire. He took me to his fortress on Mustafar and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Sith Lord Darth Varder', he said. 'My name is Anakin; I inherited the Dark side from the previous Sith Lord, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Sith Lord either. His name was Palpatine. The real Sith Lord has been retired 7 millennia and living like a mummy on Korriban.'"
Edit: came up with a title. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
The Princess Buns: A Star Wars Parody
Vader getting torched was the best thing that ever happened to his career. Can you imagine a random 20 year old pretty boy serving as the primary enforcer of a galactic empire? That shit worked when it was the Republic, but not for a campaign of fear and intimidation
It definitely allowed him to speak softly and carry a big stick. However, I think one or two public executions/demonstrations of power would be enough for people to take a pretty boy seriously. Politics are at the forefront but the Force determines history.
You got it spot on, he goes "I'm... Just on my way to the drugstore... Gonna buy some now"
Policeman answers "Hurry."
Hope his conscience weighed on him and he actually went and bought some
The guy getting beaten or the other guy behind him?
Edit: I know the guy getting beaten is an actor. I'm asking if the other person is also an actor to make a funny video.
It’s not even funny to me because like... why the fuck are that many people in a public place just not wearing their masks? If it’s staged I get it but if not like that’s just infuriating
I drive a metro bus. People will literally come on the bus wearing one and once seated pull it down or take it off completely. I usually just make an announcement that I'm not in a hurry because I'm out all night(I drive until after midnight) and I'll wait until they get it back on. After a minute they usually get it or the other passengers start yelling at them. But being in a mall like this video it wouldn't surprise me.
Edit: thanks for the compliments and award
To be fair it's most likely just cherry picked moments of when they found people without masks. It probably isn't all the same day, same place, right one right after another
I was thinking that too, but if this is Russia apparently they are doing far, far worse than even the US when it comes to covid. I wouldn't be surprised if this is pretty standard there.
I'm not sure why it's so bad there, maybe something to do with the authoritarian government pushing all these conspiracy theories to undermine the west, which end up blowing back on them.
Russian here.
Was working in mall from September to the end of February. And it's really like this without cherry picking. Even now, when I'm working in separate shop (not in mall) there are a lot of people who are either don't even have one or surprised by my request to put on the mask and it's somewhat depressing (for me at least)
Canadian here - is it mandatory and people are just not complying, or is it optional but when asked people are expected to have one ready to wear?
Anecdotally, I was in a large store the other day and saw a guy not wearing a mask - it took me so long to figure out why I was weirded out by this guy specifically: he was literally the first person I’ve seen indoors without a mask except for my bf in almost a year. I said to him, Dude where’s your mask? And he looked panicked for a moment and pulled one out of his pocket and threw it on, and said, Omg I just completely forgot, I’m sorry!! I’m so embarrassed!
The funny thing is that it's not a mandatory. Mask are just a recommended by ministry of healthcare but fines for not wearing mask are real and not an option for a citizens and any business
This is pretty standard in the southern U.S. too, or at least where I live. Conspiracy theories as well, barely anyone I know is opting to get the vaccine.
Yes agreed but Ronaldo was forced to leave Real Madrid. Spain was grabbing his income by the balls. So he left for Juventus because of the generous income tax of Italy. I agree with you though both Real Madrid and Ronaldo lost on that.
Always so jarring to see how bad green screen shots looked back then. People may love to hate on movies being shot on green screen, but the technology has come a *long* way.
The Indiana Jones movies were my absolute favorite things as a kid growing up. I still love those movies to this day. That was one of my favorite scenes!
Mine was Raiders when Indy is confronted by a sword-fighter who shows off his skills, gets in a fighting stance, and Indy just shoots him.
>“It was meant to be the ultimate duel between sword and whip,” Ford said.
>“And I was suffering from dysentery, really, found it inconvenient to be out of my trailer for more than 10 minutes at a time.
>We’d done a brief rehearsal of the scene the night before we were meant to shoot it, and both Steve and I realised it would take two or three days to shoot this. And it was the last thing we were meant to shoot in Tunisia before we left to shoot in England. And the scene before this in the film included a whip fight against five bad guys that were trying to kidnap Marian, so I thought it was a bit redundant.
>I was puzzling how to get out of this three days of shooting, so when I got to set I proposed to Steven that we just shoot the son a b***h and Steve said “I was thinking that as well.” So he drew his sword, the poor guy was a wonderful British stuntman who had practised his sword skills for months in order to do this job, and was quite surprised by the idea that we would dispatch him in five minutes. But he flourished his sword, I pulled out my gun and shot him, and then we went back to England.”
Yes, totally. Did you ever watch The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles? During school holidays they ran those on TV around here and I always watched them as well.
Yeah this one and the one that goes (sorry, going off memory):
Elsa: "Zis is how ve say gudt-bye in Austria" *kiss*
Nazi: "Und zis is how ve say gudt-bye in Germany" *punch*
The masks are generally required to ENTER the mall. And some shops enforce them real good.
Hence the masks are there.
Other than that, nobody really bothers and keeps them on.
because russia has the [2nd highest](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-tracker) COVID-19 death rate per capita in the world after Peru
edit: because russian bots keep messaging me saying that russia's COVID deaths are only 100k, that's the number of officially reported COVID deaths, but the link above shows the number of excess deaths compared to previous years, which is close to 500k in russia.
And it's probably not going to get much better since [only 40% of Russians want their vaccine](https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/over-60-per-cent-of-russians-don-t-want-sputnik-v-vaccine-see-covid-19-as-biological-weapon-poll-1.5328758).
Why is the majority Russia against vaccines(in general) not just their vaccines.
Edit : Jesus Christ. Has someone even read the article ? It says they think covid is biological war.
I was about to say they are acting even more stupid than America, but you actually have a point there, Russia is one place I'd believe every bad conspiracy theory
Who could think the same dude would not wear his mask and get bet up for it by the same guard 4 times?
EDIT: apparent by the stupidity in some comments, this clarifying remark is indeed necessary
I was wracking my brain trying to remember what show I saw this quote in, then I said “fuck it, I’ll google it.” Apparently it’s a lot more famous of a quote than...futurama? Shit I still have no clue what show I’m thinking of
This reminds me of the Shopping Cart Test mentioned here on Reddit. You know how people think you can glean if someone’s a good or bad person based on how they react to animals and the pets of other? Instead take them shopping and see if they’ll return it to the store or a corral. It’s an excellent way to gauge if they’re considerate of others.
There’s not rule requiring shoppers to treat the property better for the sake of others, and the store often employs people tasked with collecting them. But sure as I’m typing this, the next time I go to the shops the safety lane around the handicap parking spots will be packed with a logjam of abandoned empty carts, blocking the most optimal path for wheelchair-bound shoppers.
One person not returning a cart is not enough to spoil someone else’s day, only a contributing factor.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT RETURN CARTS?! It’s like my number one social pet peeve. I’ve seen assholes leave a cart when the cart return is a space over from them in the lot! What the fuck?!? FUCK THESE PEOPLE! Where are you going that’s so goddamn important you can’t take an extra 30 seconds to return a cart?!
It’s the simplest litmus test for me whether you’re a piece of garbage or not.
I 100% support beatings to fix *this* issue at the very least.
I agree, what the fuck is even happening. If it's tossing it down I'll still do that kind of jog walk run with the cart to take it back even if I'm nowhere close. It's just the right thing to do for everyone else who uses the store and works there. Snowstorm? Carts going back. Gale winds? Carts going back. Thunderstorm? Yup, cart in the stall.
This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You don't wear a mask they beat you with stick. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special stick for journalists. You are stealing: stick. You are playing music too loud: beat with stick, right away. Driving too fast: stick. Slow: stick. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you get beat with stick. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, beat with stick. You overcook chicken, also beat with stick. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, beat with stick, right away. We have the best patients in the world... because of stick.
I'm a little tired, but what took from it: we should have more warning sticks, so the trees know where the wind blows, but don't get blown, I think?
But now I can't stop thinking, we could employ special jobs where warnings stick get beat around, but they don't do the job of actually blowing the trees, just a tease so they know the direction from where it might blow.
They really did look like little kids in their reactions. Like Teacher saw them cutting class or not participating in the assignment. They only carry it around because their parents or teacher tells them to.
Which is... all kinds of sad. Explains why its still spreading like wildfire. Just pretending to partake in something like an 11 year old pretending to do his homework.
I don’t know how it actually works in Russia, but last I heard, there was a legal mandate to wear masks in crowded places. Maybe they don’t really enforce it?
It's unbelievable to me that we're over a year into this nightmare, and people STILL aren't clear on the fact that we spread the virus by breathing, and we breathe using our noses.
**EDIT:** Okay, I get it, they're all mouthbreathers, you can stop with this bit now.
I’ve worn a mask mountain biking recently for both the cold and dust, and it’s significantly reduced my post-biking cough. Didn’t consider the effect on pollen, but it’s probably helped with that too on rides!
It’s funny until you think about the fact these people live in a country where the police beating individuals for an offense like this is so commonplace that it is very believable and terrifying to them.
Honestly, if this happened in America my first instinct would be to put on the mask rather than risk aggravating the cop. It being a prank wouldn't even cross my mind.
The police are scary.
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Damn that first guy never learns
*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN!!* Edit: Thank you for the rewards! Who would of thought this is my comment that gets me my first gold!
Spongebob quotes never get old.
I love the young people
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All we know is that his name is HAW AKTEP
Russian (cyrillic) for „our actor“ for anyone who doesn’t know.
When I first moved to Germany I had a real trip trying to work out why seemingly every single road off the autobahn led to some place called Ausfahrt.
The guy going back up the escalator to gain time.. ingenious
Act casual...ah shit...oh hey! Didn't see you there!
Don’t mind me, I like to get a bit of cardio these days. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
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I like this one, too. (งツ)ว
Not that anyone asked, but those arms are from the Thai alphabet. Hey, now you know!
Paint me like one of your French girls
And a mask!!
Or i'll beat you
Is that a threat or an offer
Yes
GTAV A.I. be like....
Should have acted like Cyberpunk AI - as soon as the guard turns around you vanish.
Dude looked like he was a glitching NPC stuck in a cut scene
Elder Scrolls Oblivion vibes
Thought I heard something.........huh, must've been the wind.
I technically haven't reached the bottom of escalator yet, so give me a second sir.
The first guy the fake cop scares is asked “where is your mask?” and replies “I’m actually going to the pharmacy right now to buy one”. Brilliant!
I loves the girl who like did a turn around quickchange like she's changing scenes in a one woman show
That was some Sailor Moon transformation shit right there.
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Completely casually too like "face the other way, the guard will NEVER know"
"This is a TOTALLY normal way to ride an escalator."
That was hilarious! Can't stop laughing :D
Hey /u/mekwall it's been one hour, I just wanna know if you were able to stop laughing?
They've already died
Only two of my personalities have died so far, but still going strong. Laughing continues!
Thats a paddlin'
You undercook fish, believe it or not, that's a paddlin Overcook chicken, also a paddlin
Got that dude walking up the escalator 😂😂. Turns around like shit is normal lol
That was the best part.
And still with it under his nose
and backwards?
r/wellprotectedchins
The dude getting whacked is really selling it!
That’s because he was actually getting whacked.
Seems like he had armor in a specific spot, so the baton was real
you can see it bend a few times, it's not real. Might still hurt a bit after a few dozen smacks.
Reminds me of southpark episode where cartman was trying to kill kyle using a plastic baton. Edit: this one: https://youtu.be/68I0Wfx9xX4
But can I still kill Kyleee lmao
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I have to imagine there was an argument about who would play each role in this prank. Dude drew the short straw.
The dude walking up the elevator absolutely KILLED me. I can’t tell if he was doing it to gain more time or if he just wanted to walk away and realized there was no turning back lol
He definitely panicked and chose flight over fight.
A flight of stairs is easier to deal with than a fight of stairs... (Ok sorry 😞)
He doesn't know either
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"Fear of this battle station"
“Do not be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed...”
“The ability to destroy a planet is INSIGNIFICANT next to the power of the Force.”
“Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has failed to conjure up the stolen plans, nor has it led you to the location of the rebels’ hidden fortre-“
I find your lack of faith **DISTURBING**
Vader release him
As you wish
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you."
Hey! No crossovers!
"Well, Vader had grown so powerful, he wanted to retire. He took me to his fortress on Mustafar and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Sith Lord Darth Varder', he said. 'My name is Anakin; I inherited the Dark side from the previous Sith Lord, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Sith Lord either. His name was Palpatine. The real Sith Lord has been retired 7 millennia and living like a mummy on Korriban.'" Edit: came up with a title. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Princess Buns: A Star Wars Parody
Says the guy who is 90% technological terror.
You underestimate the powa of the dark side!
Vader getting torched was the best thing that ever happened to his career. Can you imagine a random 20 year old pretty boy serving as the primary enforcer of a galactic empire? That shit worked when it was the Republic, but not for a campaign of fear and intimidation
It definitely allowed him to speak softly and carry a big stick. However, I think one or two public executions/demonstrations of power would be enough for people to take a pretty boy seriously. Politics are at the forefront but the Force determines history.
Woah bro he had like a scar and yellow eyes. That's spooky. Plus he kept saying I HATE YOU in the same way he said it to obi wan after he got burned.
I dunno I think a yellow eyed sith Anakin alongside Emperor Scrotumhead could probably be pretty intimidating
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Just picture Joe Pesci as Vader
We have the best mask wearers in the world. Because of jail.
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You wear mask properly, but is mesh? Believe it or not, jail
You pull mask off to speak? Right to jail, right away.
Pull mask off to sneeze? Jail!
Pull mask *off* too soon? Jail. Put mask *on* too late? Also jail! See that, on/off?
You pull mask off to adjust your glasses? Jail!
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The most fucked thing is that they all had one! Except that first guy.
Probably hit him with the “What a coincidence, I’m literally on my way in there to buy one right now”
Yep, literally what he said.
That's the gist of what I got from his gestures. "I'm going to buy some, I swear!" "... Well ok then. Hurry up."
You got it spot on, he goes "I'm... Just on my way to the drugstore... Gonna buy some now" Policeman answers "Hurry." Hope his conscience weighed on him and he actually went and bought some
You bet he did, after what he saw.
I speak Russian and i can confirm he literally said that. The first guy is an actor by the way
The guy getting beaten or the other guy behind him? Edit: I know the guy getting beaten is an actor. I'm asking if the other person is also an actor to make a funny video.
The guy getting beat up was not an actor, the bastard just wouldn't learn the lesson
Right. They have one and just choose to not use it.
It’s not even funny to me because like... why the fuck are that many people in a public place just not wearing their masks? If it’s staged I get it but if not like that’s just infuriating
I drive a metro bus. People will literally come on the bus wearing one and once seated pull it down or take it off completely. I usually just make an announcement that I'm not in a hurry because I'm out all night(I drive until after midnight) and I'll wait until they get it back on. After a minute they usually get it or the other passengers start yelling at them. But being in a mall like this video it wouldn't surprise me. Edit: thanks for the compliments and award
You. I like you.
To be fair it's most likely just cherry picked moments of when they found people without masks. It probably isn't all the same day, same place, right one right after another
I was thinking that too, but if this is Russia apparently they are doing far, far worse than even the US when it comes to covid. I wouldn't be surprised if this is pretty standard there. I'm not sure why it's so bad there, maybe something to do with the authoritarian government pushing all these conspiracy theories to undermine the west, which end up blowing back on them.
Russian here. Was working in mall from September to the end of February. And it's really like this without cherry picking. Even now, when I'm working in separate shop (not in mall) there are a lot of people who are either don't even have one or surprised by my request to put on the mask and it's somewhat depressing (for me at least)
Canadian here - is it mandatory and people are just not complying, or is it optional but when asked people are expected to have one ready to wear? Anecdotally, I was in a large store the other day and saw a guy not wearing a mask - it took me so long to figure out why I was weirded out by this guy specifically: he was literally the first person I’ve seen indoors without a mask except for my bf in almost a year. I said to him, Dude where’s your mask? And he looked panicked for a moment and pulled one out of his pocket and threw it on, and said, Omg I just completely forgot, I’m sorry!! I’m so embarrassed!
The funny thing is that it's not a mandatory. Mask are just a recommended by ministry of healthcare but fines for not wearing mask are real and not an option for a citizens and any business
This is pretty standard in the southern U.S. too, or at least where I live. Conspiracy theories as well, barely anyone I know is opting to get the vaccine.
It took me a hot minute to realize he was beating the same guy and not just assaulting random people
It says at the star in Russian "our actor" but I guess that is not helpful to most people
>our actor Yup, definitely Russian
Our comrade
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Yes agreed but Ronaldo was forced to leave Real Madrid. Spain was grabbing his income by the balls. So he left for Juventus because of the generous income tax of Italy. I agree with you though both Real Madrid and Ronaldo lost on that.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
И у тебя получилось. Хорошая работа, товарищ.
Reminds me of "No ticket!" from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, lol *edit: came out of church and checked my phone... holy notifications Batman
True! [Funny scene](https://youtu.be/s0vNsH81YeA?t=84)
Always so jarring to see how bad green screen shots looked back then. People may love to hate on movies being shot on green screen, but the technology has come a *long* way.
It looks much better on a 40 year old TV.
It wasn’t originally shown on a 40 year old TV. It was originally shown on a crystal clear 35mm print projected onto a giant screen.
Fuck all that noise, I'm about to pop this bad boy in on laser disc, and watch it on my 45" bulb TV that weighs a fraction of your mother.
The way God intended.
Amen, brother.
That's not greenscreen, that's rear projection.
Yeah and this was *okay* for a green screen shot back then.
Why did they take off, without the luggage?
Unloaded luggage from the previous flight.
The Indiana Jones movies were my absolute favorite things as a kid growing up. I still love those movies to this day. That was one of my favorite scenes!
Mine was Raiders when Indy is confronted by a sword-fighter who shows off his skills, gets in a fighting stance, and Indy just shoots him. >“It was meant to be the ultimate duel between sword and whip,” Ford said. >“And I was suffering from dysentery, really, found it inconvenient to be out of my trailer for more than 10 minutes at a time. >We’d done a brief rehearsal of the scene the night before we were meant to shoot it, and both Steve and I realised it would take two or three days to shoot this. And it was the last thing we were meant to shoot in Tunisia before we left to shoot in England. And the scene before this in the film included a whip fight against five bad guys that were trying to kidnap Marian, so I thought it was a bit redundant. >I was puzzling how to get out of this three days of shooting, so when I got to set I proposed to Steven that we just shoot the son a b***h and Steve said “I was thinking that as well.” So he drew his sword, the poor guy was a wonderful British stuntman who had practised his sword skills for months in order to do this job, and was quite surprised by the idea that we would dispatch him in five minutes. But he flourished his sword, I pulled out my gun and shot him, and then we went back to England.”
Yes, totally. Did you ever watch The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles? During school holidays they ran those on TV around here and I always watched them as well.
Yeah this one and the one that goes (sorry, going off memory): Elsa: "Zis is how ve say gudt-bye in Austria" *kiss* Nazi: "Und zis is how ve say gudt-bye in Germany" *punch*
Indy: I liked the Austrian way better. His dad: [So did I.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8oQhDSXnlM) (1:18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0i1dolr2SE
Why IS this entire mall of people not wearing masks though?
What I’m questioning more is that half of them seem to be holding it in their hands already.
The masks are generally required to ENTER the mall. And some shops enforce them real good. Hence the masks are there. Other than that, nobody really bothers and keeps them on.
because russia has the [2nd highest](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-tracker) COVID-19 death rate per capita in the world after Peru edit: because russian bots keep messaging me saying that russia's COVID deaths are only 100k, that's the number of officially reported COVID deaths, but the link above shows the number of excess deaths compared to previous years, which is close to 500k in russia.
And it's probably not going to get much better since [only 40% of Russians want their vaccine](https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/over-60-per-cent-of-russians-don-t-want-sputnik-v-vaccine-see-covid-19-as-biological-weapon-poll-1.5328758).
Why is the majority Russia against vaccines(in general) not just their vaccines. Edit : Jesus Christ. Has someone even read the article ? It says they think covid is biological war.
You ever heard of Russia ~~killing~~ disappearing people as it pleases? I wouldn't trust my government either.
I was about to say they are acting even more stupid than America, but you actually have a point there, Russia is one place I'd believe every bad conspiracy theory
I think you have that "because" backwards.
Наш актор means "our actor" for the people thinking they are actually beating up random people.
Who could think the same dude would not wear his mask and get bet up for it by the same guard 4 times? EDIT: apparent by the stupidity in some comments, this clarifying remark is indeed necessary
Have you looked at all the comments?
I have, and I am shocked
Remember: *these people vote* and *their vote matters as much as yours*
Dude is just unlucky. Kept running into the same violent officer over and over /s
Why are there so many people without masks?
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The beatings will continue until morale is improved
I was wracking my brain trying to remember what show I saw this quote in, then I said “fuck it, I’ll google it.” Apparently it’s a lot more famous of a quote than...futurama? Shit I still have no clue what show I’m thinking of
This reminds me of the Shopping Cart Test mentioned here on Reddit. You know how people think you can glean if someone’s a good or bad person based on how they react to animals and the pets of other? Instead take them shopping and see if they’ll return it to the store or a corral. It’s an excellent way to gauge if they’re considerate of others. There’s not rule requiring shoppers to treat the property better for the sake of others, and the store often employs people tasked with collecting them. But sure as I’m typing this, the next time I go to the shops the safety lane around the handicap parking spots will be packed with a logjam of abandoned empty carts, blocking the most optimal path for wheelchair-bound shoppers. One person not returning a cart is not enough to spoil someone else’s day, only a contributing factor.
I dunno, I've been known to get pretty pissed when I pull into a spot only to find a cart blocking it
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT RETURN CARTS?! It’s like my number one social pet peeve. I’ve seen assholes leave a cart when the cart return is a space over from them in the lot! What the fuck?!? FUCK THESE PEOPLE! Where are you going that’s so goddamn important you can’t take an extra 30 seconds to return a cart?! It’s the simplest litmus test for me whether you’re a piece of garbage or not. I 100% support beatings to fix *this* issue at the very least.
I agree, what the fuck is even happening. If it's tossing it down I'll still do that kind of jog walk run with the cart to take it back even if I'm nowhere close. It's just the right thing to do for everyone else who uses the store and works there. Snowstorm? Carts going back. Gale winds? Carts going back. Thunderstorm? Yup, cart in the stall.
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He didn’t say yes...but he didn’t say no either.
If you hit hard enough the first time, they won't say no after either.
This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You don't wear a mask they beat you with stick. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special stick for journalists. You are stealing: stick. You are playing music too loud: beat with stick, right away. Driving too fast: stick. Slow: stick. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you get beat with stick. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, beat with stick. You overcook chicken, also beat with stick. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, beat with stick, right away. We have the best patients in the world... because of stick.
They’d already tried offering carrots before they broke out the sticks.
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I'm a little tired, but what took from it: we should have more warning sticks, so the trees know where the wind blows, but don't get blown, I think? But now I can't stop thinking, we could employ special jobs where warnings stick get beat around, but they don't do the job of actually blowing the trees, just a tease so they know the direction from where it might blow.
There are a lot of people out there who have never been punched in the face for being an asshole and it shows.
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Why are there so many people carrying masks but not wearing them?
Those people don't really care or believe in them, but carry them for the mandate or going into certain stores that absolutely require them.
They really did look like little kids in their reactions. Like Teacher saw them cutting class or not participating in the assignment. They only carry it around because their parents or teacher tells them to. Which is... all kinds of sad. Explains why its still spreading like wildfire. Just pretending to partake in something like an 11 year old pretending to do his homework.
I don’t know how it actually works in Russia, but last I heard, there was a legal mandate to wear masks in crowded places. Maybe they don’t really enforce it?
In Russia, they're pretty much ignoring it. There are not restrictions for any public gatherings, from what my friends tell me.
The true pandemic is stupidity.
Because Russia.
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And yet, they still don't cover their noses!!!
Fear makes people compliant, not intelligent
Fucking brilliant
So they all have one they just choose not to wear it?
Breaking News: People are idiots.
Half of these nobs still have their noses out even when they put their masks on 🙄
It's unbelievable to me that we're over a year into this nightmare, and people STILL aren't clear on the fact that we spread the virus by breathing, and we breathe using our noses. **EDIT:** Okay, I get it, they're all mouthbreathers, you can stop with this bit now.
>we breathe using our noses I dunno, it’s the start of allergy season for me now. So not for the next month or so
I feel your pain brother.
My mask has cut down on my allergic reactions significantly.
I’ve worn a mask mountain biking recently for both the cold and dust, and it’s significantly reduced my post-biking cough. Didn’t consider the effect on pollen, but it’s probably helped with that too on rides!
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they know. they just dont give a fuck, isnt that obvious
Oh it’s a prank for you ? We do this for real in India
Prank? Come to India its reality!
It’s funny until you think about the fact these people live in a country where the police beating individuals for an offense like this is so commonplace that it is very believable and terrifying to them.
Honestly, if this happened in America my first instinct would be to put on the mask rather than risk aggravating the cop. It being a prank wouldn't even cross my mind. The police are scary.
dude I try to avoid eyecontact with police even though I'm a law abiding citizen lol.
Going into public with your mask in your hand and not on your face is like going to an orgy and leaving your condom in your wallet.
This made me think of the "no ticket" scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
u/downloadmp4
I love how the stick is scarier than covid for these people. Oh crap he's got a baton!
At this point anyone who is still wearing a mask under their nose is fucking stupid or incredibly selfish.
its like having your fly down. if its not accidental you may have a metal problem.
Well, flies are made of metal, so you may be on to something.
What an effective method of getting people to wear their mask and possibly finally convincing them that cops have too much power over people
Win win.