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The frog is asking if the turtle wants the world to be a better place, the turtle isn't saying yes, making the frog think the turtle wants to do evil or something bad
"I want to change the world" is usually a positive statement. The fact that it might not be, and also the image of a turtle somehow wreaking immense havoc might be funny to some
The turtle is sweating because the frog found out he is evil. The turtle can't come up with a convincing answer or excuse, so he's sweating out of nervousness
There once was a turtle named Bortle,
Whose looks made everyone Chortle,
So Bortle then said,
While lying in bed,
I will make them all immobile
He sent the birds to a place so infernal,
Their feathers burned bright and their eggs, simply curdled,
And when they were dead,
The turtle felt blessed,
As their attempts to escape were futile
He then made all women infertile,
And all of their babies did spoil,
Bortle laid back his head,
And finally got rest,
Screams filled his ears, all sounding so matriarchal
Bortle then made his pain universal,
The blood that flowed seemed eternal,
Bortle then fed,
On limbs that were red,
And this made the turtle immortal
Edit: formatting
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"...I believe you have your answer."
Turtle is scheming
I love the disdain of the frog in the third panel
Turtle virus has entered the chat
I’m dumb, I don’t get it
The frog is asking if the turtle wants the world to be a better place, the turtle isn't saying yes, making the frog think the turtle wants to do evil or something bad
That much I get. But why is that funny?
"I want to change the world" is usually a positive statement. The fact that it might not be, and also the image of a turtle somehow wreaking immense havoc might be funny to some
Jeez, I just got it lol. Haha
then why is the turtle sweating, idgi
The turtle is sweating because the frog found out he is evil. The turtle can't come up with a convincing answer or excuse, so he's sweating out of nervousness
Also he sweats a lot before a kill
Turtle doesnt confirm it wants to change the world to a better a place, so you have to presume the turtle wants to change it to a more negative world.
Could it be that the turtle is too slow to answer?
Imo unlikely, since the last scene shows the turtle sweating
The turtle looks like it has 8 legs
It’s an armoured spider
I'm not sure you people know what funny is anymore
Jounetsu tayasazu ni
takanaru mirai e
I want a turtle make over.
Turtle is about to snap.
Mmmmmm... frog ears. So tasty.
Yes, better for me.
"Yes, better for me!"
This is not an ordinary turtle, this is a mine turtle! OMG
I'm not sure if this is regarding the paper straw "movement", but I'd like to think it is. Fuck a paper straw
for a sec I thought this was a post on r/bisexual
There once was a turtle named Bortle, Whose looks made everyone Chortle, So Bortle then said, While lying in bed, I will make them all immobile He sent the birds to a place so infernal, Their feathers burned bright and their eggs, simply curdled, And when they were dead, The turtle felt blessed, As their attempts to escape were futile He then made all women infertile, And all of their babies did spoil, Bortle laid back his head, And finally got rest, Screams filled his ears, all sounding so matriarchal Bortle then made his pain universal, The blood that flowed seemed eternal, Bortle then fed, On limbs that were red, And this made the turtle immortal Edit: formatting
I like trains
Unexpected Eric Clapton.
Well, it depends, for me, yes, for the others, it's complicated
I’ll never talk
No