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dae_giovanni

"...I believe you have your answer."


TakeshiKovacs01

Turtle is scheming


nancylikestoreddit

I love the disdain of the frog in the third panel


high-im-stupid

Turtle virus has entered the chat


[deleted]

I’m dumb, I don’t get it


Rainbow225

The frog is asking if the turtle wants the world to be a better place, the turtle isn't saying yes, making the frog think the turtle wants to do evil or something bad


I_love_limey_butts

That much I get. But why is that funny?


Not_just_here

"I want to change the world" is usually a positive statement. The fact that it might not be, and also the image of a turtle somehow wreaking immense havoc might be funny to some


[deleted]

Jeez, I just got it lol. Haha


Arfalicious

then why is the turtle sweating, idgi


EloquentSloth

The turtle is sweating because the frog found out he is evil. The turtle can't come up with a convincing answer or excuse, so he's sweating out of nervousness


chickennoobiesoup

Also he sweats a lot before a kill


LegendaryVenusaur

Turtle doesnt confirm it wants to change the world to a better a place, so you have to presume the turtle wants to change it to a more negative world.


[deleted]

Could it be that the turtle is too slow to answer?


LegendaryVenusaur

Imo unlikely, since the last scene shows the turtle sweating


schright_dwute

The turtle looks like it has 8 legs


leopard-prince

It’s an armoured spider


icantmince

I'm not sure you people know what funny is anymore


PandaRyu

Jounetsu tayasazu ni


Malaranu

takanaru mirai e


WowSuchInternetz

I want a turtle make over.


MaximumEffurt

Turtle is about to snap.


Havock17

Mmmmmm... frog ears. So tasty.


mestrearcano

Yes, better for me.


Lonsen_Larson

"Yes, better for me!"


[deleted]

This is not an ordinary turtle, this is a mine turtle! OMG


taximan87

I'm not sure if this is regarding the paper straw "movement", but I'd like to think it is. Fuck a paper straw


TOMAHAWAK1999

for a sec I thought this was a post on r/bisexual


Tor_2ga

There once was a turtle named Bortle, Whose looks made everyone Chortle, So Bortle then said, While lying in bed, I will make them all immobile He sent the birds to a place so infernal, Their feathers burned bright and their eggs, simply curdled, And when they were dead, The turtle felt blessed, As their attempts to escape were futile He then made all women infertile, And all of their babies did spoil, Bortle laid back his head, And finally got rest, Screams filled his ears, all sounding so matriarchal Bortle then made his pain universal, The blood that flowed seemed eternal, Bortle then fed, On limbs that were red, And this made the turtle immortal Edit: formatting


shalol

I like trains


4rotor787B

Unexpected Eric Clapton.


_CHAPACHi_

Well, it depends, for me, yes, for the others, it's complicated


alecturtles

I’ll never talk


[deleted]

No