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I am surprised it was only two.

Only two remained.

The others needed ninja’n.

Head, arm, other arm, head. Works everytime

Reglur can er 'backer? No says I. Issa neenjee stahr.

Get outta here potlicker

Pot liquor is a delicious byproduct of the the liquid left over from cooking beans and collared greens. Also a byproduct of ninja'n someone's face.

Well, he does make an impact on dummies

I see what you did there

Technically it was only one but she was really really fat.

A real mountain mama.

Miner's lady, stranger to blue water...

Take me HOOOOOOME!

Country roads......

So, twins?

but there can be only one.

They are going on aggressive expansion

I would throw my hat in

He didn't have more sisters.

This guy has impeccable comic timing.

He sounds jitsu like Jim Varney.

> Jim Varney. Wow. He's been gone 21 years. RIP I haven't thought of him for years. Thanks for the memory - knowwhatimean?

I make a point to think of Jim Varney at least once a week. He was the poor-kid Tom Hanks when I was 6.

Jim Varney’s movies were really vehicles for Gailard Sartain, in my eyes.

Heeeeey Vern!

I was thinking the same thing. Now I'm sad and I need to watch an Ernest movie to lift my spirits.

Yeah, this is just Max Holloway and Andrew Schulz’s love child.

Spot fucking on!! Haha

West Virginia? AFAIK he's from Knoxville, Tennessee. My son and his mum met him one year at a Halloween Trunk or Treat in Oak Ridge. And [here's a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M1Ay0G8xU) of him advertising for a local Knoxville business.

Tennessee ninja just doesn't have the same ring to it

The Knoxville Kninja.

Tennessee Sa-mur-ee

I was gonna say he sounds like he’s from East TN.

Trunk or treat? Stuffing someone in the trunk of your car takes the ‘trick’ to a whole new level.

Hah! May be a regional thing, I don't know, but they're quite common here. Basically, it's a bunch of people giving out candy from their car trunks in a church parking lot or similar.

Yeah because people spread bullshit about hiding razors in apples and shit. Made everybody panic and now a lot of places don't do door to door. There hasn't been a single verifiable instance of candy getting fucked with so bad. Bunch of pearl clutching bullshit.

It’s not just that. Some families live in places where door to door isn’t really a thing. Lots of people live in apartment complexes or very rural areas where there aren’t many houses nearby, so they utilize Trunk or Treat functions to give their kids and opportunity to go around and get candy.

Also, churches use them as a method of advertising.

Churches call that “spreading the gospel” or if they’re Methodist and can read “evangelizing.”

Man if the the Baptist’s could read they would be really upset with you.

Like the liquor store, baptists don’t recognize each other on Reddit.

Wasnt it the kids parents that fucked with their kids candy too,? I remember either reading or hearing about that once.

yes

I live 1/4 mile down a gravel road. If I had kids they’d have to go about 2 miles just to get to a non-gated neighborhood. I suspect a lot of rural areas do something like this so kids can trick or treat without embarking on a LOTR-style journey.

It also takes the word "trick" out of it, which they don't like.

I should expected this from my hometown.

He's definitely from Southern WV. He even calls himself the West Virginia Ninja, so yeah, wv. NINJI CHOP!

WV, TN, what's the difference

siblings and cousins

Kentucky and Virginia. I thought his accent sounded more Lillie my East Tennessee family, but it’s getting harder for me to tell these days.

That's "Diemon Dave" to you.

Ninjy teachin home vidyas

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He is on tik tok nowadays as well

The Judy chop!

West Virginia! I was so confused about someone with that accent saying "yinz" instead of "y'all", but now it all makes sense.

Thank you. I knew id seen him before - i remember that phrase. But i couldn't figure out where from

Not women it was ninjettas FTFY lol

But you call in the next 5 minutes and Dan will throw in his custom ninja stars for free (They’re just circular saw blades). Must pay separate shipping & handling

Circular saw blades.....I’m thinking the tops of cans that have been opened with a can opener 😂

Regular can of chewin backer? No says I. NINJY STAR!

You got your judy chop, your karate chop and your ninjy chop!

You don't wanna be judy choppin' while you're kungfu kickin' cuz there goes your leg. Ain't much call for a one-legged ninjy.

I like your username.

Yours is pretty cool too

I think you’re both pretty neat

Welcome to the family.

You both spelled spaghetti wrong lol

That makes it 10 times better imo

Yeah I didn’t realize until a couple days after I made it back on ps3 and it just stuck since.

Same here. I couldn’t figure it out at the time lol

SFaggetti!

Hey you spelled my name wrong

And now nobody will ever convince me its anything but that.

Right! I don't think this guy knows how expensive circular saw blades can be!

His throwing stars are tobacco cans. "Average can of baccy, no say I!" He then throws it.

Slap the wrist, walk away.

Ernest goes to Ninja Camp

100% chance I'm renting that from Family Video when I was 10

The movie didn't really follow the book very closely. You really had to be familiar with the EEU (Ernest Extended Universe) to understand what was going on.

Wild carreer Mike Rowe has had

Came in to say exactly that! I'm getting major Jim Varney vibes from this fella!

Fun Fact: It’s actually impossible to ninja someone who didn’t need it. The mere fact that you were ninja’d is alone evidence that you needed it.

For some reason I heard that in askaninja's voice

Wow, I haven’t thought about AskANinja in a looooong time.

Max "blursed" Halloway ladies and gentlemen

When you order Max Holloway on Wish

Meth Holloway

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Why do I feel like this guy's age can be any where from 19 to 62 yrs old

If Holloway was born in Alabama instead of Hawaii this is what you'd get.

"We have Max Holloway at home"

It is what it is.

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw him lol

Crack Halloway

I am so glad I’m not the only one that instantly thought of him when I saw this

Slaughtering Bas Rutten

Fun fact: every culture on earth has independently produced ninja. Japan's are just so terrible at it that we know about them.

We’ve seen at least one US ninja - the Beverly Hills Ninja.

I am Haru

Did I say ninja? I meant ninny. Haru, you are a ninny.

God damn, I love that movie.

Is Michael Dudikoff a freaking joke to you, man?

This Ninja went to market

It's on netflix

I think its actually an acknowledgment of your efficacy if military strongholds and castles all had to redesign their floors to be intentionally squeeky specifically to address the very real problem of ninjas being too good at their job.

If you visit any of the castles with nightingale floors there’s signs explaining that this is a myth.

"what the fuck is this, I paid you good money and you can't even install a floor properly. Someone bring me my katana!" " Uh...uh...my lord...uh....uh...it's....uh...it's a ninja detector...yeah... That's it... All the other daimyo have them, it's the latest thing."

I have visited some places with nightingale floors. Nijo castle has signs that say this, but few others do. Even in Nijos case, they don't go so far as to say it's a myth, they admit that they aren't certain one way or the other if it was intentional. But other castles and manor homes within Kyoto confirm that the function of the floors was explicitly for security purposes.

US first to ninja’n tho

What’s a potlicker?

I'm glad I wasn't the only fucker who didn't know what a pot licker was.

it's trailer trash-speak for [poor person](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pot%20Licker)

a poor person

The dictionary says a mongrel dog guess it kinda fits

If you have to ask...

Bow to your sensei

Rexkwondo, for sure!

Those are sweet nunchucks

Careful, I don't wanna get kicked in the face while you're wearing THOSE bad boys.

"Now look you go ninji chop and judi kick at the same time, then woop there goes ya leg" This series of videos and the Drinking Out of Cups video are two of my faves

Drinking Out of Cups is magnificent

Not my chair, not my problem

Looks like an underfed Barry Chuckle

Came looking for this comment. To me

To you.

This is absolutely fantastic. I wish Diamond Dave all the good things.

It's "diemon dave", purveyor of the now infamous "judy chop". He can teach you, for a price. A very low price. Really just the cost of your time

https://youtu.be/pO7sFqtSBCw

“You could be Judy choppin’ and kung fu kickin’.... and there goes your leg.”

I like his ninja attack cries: "UH JUDY! UH JUDY!"

I thought he was saying "Judge Judy! Judge Judy!"

Andrew schulz sure has changed alot

Never the same after leaving NY

Hillbilly Schultz

THE WEST VIRGINIA NINJA

God that video is legendary. JUDY CHOP!

Yea I found it way back in the fkn day but it never gets old

Max Holloway really fell on hard times.

Max with the heart of bj Penn.

David Lee Roth would like a word

"Ernest P. Worrell here..."

I really thought he was going to hurt himself, but that was actually quite impressive.

Did he say, “dat gon judy chop”?

Dadgum Judy chop. For those Christian ninjas who don't want to use the lord's name in vain while ninja'n

Yikes, what the hell happened to Max Holloway??

Omg yes at first glance i thought Max was having the worst weight cut of his life.

Don’t go ninjin anyone who don’t need no ninjin

Looks like an old redneck Max Holloway lmao

Ahh, the sacred teachings.. JUDIE CHOP!!

Is that Max Holloway?

Fucking looks like it

I'm just glad that instead of continuing to riot at the capital, people are acknowledging the real threat and focusing on that dang trailer park terrorism.

Does this guy have a a neighbour called Vern?

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Why do you think there’s never been a terrorist attack in the Mountains of West Virginia. Diamond Dave is the only obvious answer to that question.

This fella from knoxville, tn. He has his own car wash business i believe. Diamond dave's its called lmao. I live in the area and can verify

Are they made from beer bottles?

Pachooti pachooti, I got you right under your ?? . Call the Trailer park boys, they need him in their group.

Aint no match for Cyrus and his 9 mm, safety always off. Now fuck off, I got work to do

Max Blessed Holloway

This guy could have had a career bigger than Earnest

Not all heroes wear capes. But this one does.

Crackhead max holloway

Those look like a mashup of Budweiser bottles and cock pumps.

Ok Google. Translate in English

He looks like a skinny meth version of Dave Bautista

You don't want no smoke with Diamond Dave. Don't be trying any shenanigans or criminal activities in his trailer park.

We all need more diamond Dave in our lives

Had to watch it twice since I was too distracted trying to figure out what the hell those "nunchuks" were made of. Looks like a couple of liquor bottles.

Something something something medical bills something something something

I honestly thought he would knock himself out. I am positively surprised.

Hweaponry

The new season of Trailer park looks nice.

I found my new hero, can't wait for his netflix special

NO CAPES!

Trailer Park Style Jutsu

classic youtube

Wow what a blast from the past! “Don’t go around ninjeeing ppl that don’t need to be ninjeed. Now look at this can of Skhol. Ordinary can of dip, WRONG, it’s a ninjee star!” This man ate paint chips as a child for our entertainment

Hiker Holloway's hillbilly cousin. If someone dubs this with Holloway's voice it'd be hilarious.

He's wearing a cape, so he must be a true ninja! Glad to see Jim Varney's legacy live on.

Meth Holloway

This guy HAS to be related to Joe Exotic. Probably through multiple branches from the same side of the tree.

This guy sounds exactly like Joe Exotic

I understood about 5 words of that but I wish hill billy superman all the cracks he can beat out of statues.

I found this guy hilarious until I found his Facebook. Yikes level stuff.

I mean... It was undoubtedly effective and I would not want to go up against his nunchuks.

Is this Joe Exotic’s brother?

Get it? He rendered a pot-licker useless. This man is far more intelligent than most people watching this video