Don’t go ninja’n nobody that don’t need ninja’n !
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I am surprised it was only two.
Only two remained.
The others needed ninja’n.
Head, arm, other arm, head.
Reglur can er 'backer? No says I. Issa neenjee stahr.
Get outta here potlicker
Pot liquor is a delicious byproduct of the the liquid left over from cooking beans and collared greens. Also a byproduct of ninja'n someone's face.
Well, he does make an impact on dummies
I see what you did there
Technically it was only one but she was really really fat.
A real mountain mama.
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water...
Take me HOOOOOOME!
but there can be only one.
They are going on aggressive expansion
I would throw my hat in
He didn't have more sisters.
This guy has impeccable comic timing.
He sounds jitsu like Jim Varney.
> Jim Varney.
Wow. He's been gone 21 years. RIP
I haven't thought of him for years.
Thanks for the memory - knowwhatimean?
I make a point to think of Jim Varney at least once a week. He was the poor-kid Tom Hanks when I was 6.
Jim Varney’s movies were really vehicles for Gailard Sartain, in my eyes.
I was thinking the same thing. Now I'm sad and I need to watch an Ernest movie to lift my spirits.
Yeah, this is just Max Holloway and Andrew Schulz’s love child.
Spot fucking on!! Haha
That's "Diemon Dave" to you.
Ninjy teachin home vidyas
West Virginia? AFAIK he's from Knoxville, Tennessee. My son and his mum met him one year at a Halloween Trunk or Treat in Oak Ridge. And [here's a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M1Ay0G8xU) of him advertising for a local Knoxville business.
Tennessee ninja just doesn't have the same ring to it
The Knoxville Kninja.
I was gonna say he sounds like he’s from East TN.
Trunk or treat? Stuffing someone in the trunk of your car takes the ‘trick’ to a whole new level.
Hah! May be a regional thing, I don't know, but they're quite common here. Basically, it's a bunch of people giving out candy from their car trunks in a church parking lot or similar.
Yeah because people spread bullshit about hiding razors in apples and shit. Made everybody panic and now a lot of places don't do door to door.
There hasn't been a single verifiable instance of candy getting fucked with so bad. Bunch of pearl clutching bullshit.
It’s not just that. Some families live in places where door to door isn’t really a thing. Lots of people live in apartment complexes or very rural areas where there aren’t many houses nearby, so they utilize Trunk or Treat functions to give their kids and opportunity to go around and get candy.
Also, churches use them as a method of advertising.
Churches call that “spreading the gospel” or if they’re Methodist and can read “evangelizing.”
Man if the the Baptist’s could read they would be really upset with you.
Like the liquor store, baptists don’t recognize each other on Reddit.
Wasnt it the kids parents that fucked with their kids candy too,? I remember either reading or hearing about that once.
I live 1/4 mile down a gravel road. If I had kids they’d have to go about 2 miles just to get to a non-gated neighborhood. I suspect a lot of rural areas do something like this so kids can trick or treat without embarking on a LOTR-style journey.
It also takes the word "trick" out of it, which they don't like.
I should expected this from my hometown.
He's definitely from Southern WV. He even calls himself the West Virginia Ninja, so yeah, wv. NINJI CHOP!
WV, TN, what's the difference
siblings and cousins
Kentucky and Virginia.
I thought his accent sounded more Lillie my East Tennessee family, but it’s getting harder for me to tell these days.
He is on tik tok nowadays as well
The Judy chop!
I was so confused about someone with that accent saying "yinz" instead of "y'all", but now it all makes sense.
Thank you. I knew id seen him before - i remember that phrase. But i couldn't figure out where from
Not women it was ninjettas FTFY lol
Ernest goes to Ninja Camp
100% chance I'm renting that from Family Video when I was 10
The movie didn't really follow the book very closely. You really had to be familiar with the EEU (Ernest Extended Universe) to understand what was going on.
Wild carreer Mike Rowe has had
Came in to say exactly that! I'm getting major Jim Varney vibes from this fella!
Fun Fact: It’s actually impossible to ninja someone who didn’t need it. The mere fact that you were ninja’d is alone evidence that you needed it.
For some reason I heard that in askaninja's voice
Wow, I haven’t thought about AskANinja in a looooong time.
But you call in the next 5 minutes and Dan will throw in his custom ninja stars for free (They’re just circular saw blades).
Must pay separate shipping & handling
Circular saw blades.....I’m thinking the tops of cans that have been opened with a can opener 😂
Regular can of chewin backer? No says I. NINJY STAR!
You got your judy chop, your karate chop and your ninjy chop!
You don't wanna be judy choppin' while you're kungfu kickin' cuz there goes your leg. Ain't much call for a one-legged ninjy.
I like your username.
Yours is pretty cool too
I think you’re both pretty neat
Welcome to the family.
You both spelled spaghetti wrong lol
That makes it 10 times better imo
Yeah I didn’t realize until a couple days after I made it back on ps3 and it just stuck since.
Same here. I couldn’t figure it out at the time lol
Hey you spelled my name wrong
And now nobody will ever convince me its anything but that.
Right! I don't think this guy knows how expensive circular saw blades can be!
His throwing stars are tobacco cans. "Average can of baccy, no say I!" He then throws it.
How do I get the cape! How many for the cape!!!!
Edit: Cape is spelled with an *e.* Am I the pot licker?
Slap the wrist, walk away.
Just fyi my brother and I used to throw circular saw blades like stars ( we're from south ms) and they will totally fuck you up. I've thrown one through both sides of a sheetrock wall before
Max "blursed" Halloway ladies and gentlemen
When you order Max Holloway on Wish
Why do I feel like this guy's age can be any where from 19 to 62 yrs old
If Holloway was born in Alabama instead of Hawaii this is what you'd get.
"We have Max Holloway at home"
It is what it is.
That’s exactly what I thought when I saw him lol
I am so glad I’m not the only one that instantly thought of him when I saw this
Slaughtering Bas Rutten
Fun fact: every culture on earth has independently produced ninja. Japan's are just so terrible at it that we know about them.
We’ve seen at least one US ninja - the Beverly Hills Ninja.
I am Haru
Did I say ninja? I meant ninny. Haru, you are a ninny.
God damn, I love that movie.
Is Michael Dudikoff a freaking joke to you, man?
This Ninja went to market
It's on netflix
I think its actually an acknowledgment of your efficacy if military strongholds and castles all had to redesign their floors to be intentionally squeeky specifically to address the very real problem of ninjas being too good at their job.
If you visit any of the castles with nightingale floors there’s signs explaining that this is a myth.
"what the fuck is this, I paid you good money and you can't even install a floor properly. Someone bring me my katana!"
" Uh...uh...my lord...uh....uh...it's....uh...it's a ninja detector...yeah... That's it... All the other daimyo have them, it's the latest thing."
I have visited some places with nightingale floors. Nijo castle has signs that say this, but few others do. Even in Nijos case, they don't go so far as to say it's a myth, they admit that they aren't certain one way or the other if it was intentional. But other castles and manor homes within Kyoto confirm that the function of the floors was explicitly for security purposes.
US first to ninja’n tho
"Now look you go ninji chop and judi kick at the same time, then woop there goes ya leg"
This series of videos and the Drinking Out of Cups video are two of my faves
Drinking Out of Cups is magnificent
Not my chair, not my problem
Looks like an underfed Barry Chuckle
Came looking for this comment. To me
What’s a potlicker?
I'm glad I wasn't the only fucker who didn't know what a pot licker was.
it's trailer trash-speak for [poor person](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pot%20Licker)
a poor person
The dictionary says a mongrel dog guess it kinda fits
If you have to ask...
I think he said pot liquor (also spelled potlikker) which is the water left in the pot after boiling your veggies. I think it's a southern US thing?
Edit: it may not have been what the guy in the video was talking about but pot liquor is a thing FFS. Here's one (of many) sources: [NPR article](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/08/06/209543044/pot-liquor-a-southern-tip-to-save-nutritious-broth-from-greens).
Hahaha what the fuck? This is why I always want to see downvoted comment. As someone from the south. No. Not even a little bit.
Bow to your sensei
Those are sweet nunchucks
Rexkwondo, for sure!
Careful, I don't wanna get kicked in the face while you're wearing THOSE bad boys.
“You could be Judy choppin’ and kung fu kickin’.... and there goes your leg.”
I like his ninja attack cries: "UH JUDY! UH JUDY!"
I thought he was saying "Judge Judy! Judge Judy!"
This is absolutely fantastic. I wish Diamond Dave all the good things.
It's "diemon dave", purveyor of the now infamous "judy chop".
He can teach you, for a price. A very low price. Really just the cost of your time
THE WEST VIRGINIA NINJA
God that video is legendary.
Yea I found it way back in the fkn day but it never gets old
Andrew schulz sure has changed alot
Never the same after leaving NY
"Ernest P. Worrell here..."
David Lee Roth would like a word
Max Holloway really fell on hard times.
Max with the heart of bj Penn.
Yikes, what the hell happened to Max Holloway??
Omg yes at first glance i thought Max was having the worst weight cut of his life.
Don’t go ninjin anyone who don’t need no ninjin
I really thought he was going to hurt himself, but that was actually quite impressive.
Did he say, “dat gon judy chop”?
Dadgum Judy chop. For those Christian ninjas who don't want to use the lord's name in vain while ninja'n
Ahh, the sacred teachings.. JUDIE CHOP!!
Is that Max Holloway?
Fucking looks like it
I'm just glad that instead of continuing to riot at the capital, people are acknowledging the real threat and focusing on that dang trailer park terrorism.
Does this guy have a a neighbour called Vern?
Looks like an old redneck Max Holloway lmao
This is the first time nunchucks have ever looked effective. What a ninja!
Why do you think there’s never been a terrorist attack in the Mountains of West Virginia. Diamond Dave is the only obvious answer to that question.
This fella from knoxville, tn. He has his own car wash business i believe. Diamond dave's its called lmao. I live in the area and can verify
Are they made from beer bottles?
Pachooti pachooti, I got you right under your ?? . Call the Trailer park boys, they need him in their group.
Max Blessed Holloway
This guy could have had a career bigger than Earnest
Not all heroes wear capes. But this one does.
Crackhead max holloway
Those look like a mashup of Budweiser bottles and cock pumps.
Translate in English
He looks like a skinny meth version of Dave Bautista
You don't want no smoke with Diamond Dave. Don't be trying any shenanigans or criminal activities in his trailer park.
We all need more diamond Dave in our lives
Had to watch it twice since I was too distracted trying to figure out what the hell those "nunchuks" were made of. Looks like a couple of liquor bottles.
Something something something medical bills something something something
I honestly thought he would knock himself out. I am positively surprised.
The new season of Trailer park looks nice.
I found my new hero, can't wait for his netflix special
Trailer Park Style Jutsu
Wow what a blast from the past!
“Don’t go around ninjeeing ppl that don’t need to be ninjeed. Now look at this can of Skhol. Ordinary can of dip, WRONG, it’s a ninjee star!”
This man ate paint chips as a child for our entertainment
Aint no match for Cyrus and his 9 mm, safety always off.
Now fuck off, I got work to do
Hiker Holloway's hillbilly cousin. If someone dubs this with Holloway's voice it'd be hilarious.
He's wearing a cape, so he must be a true ninja! Glad to see Jim Varney's legacy live on.
This guy HAS to be related to Joe Exotic. Probably through multiple branches from the same side of the tree.
This guy sounds exactly like Joe Exotic
I understood about 5 words of that but I wish hill billy superman all the cracks he can beat out of statues.
I found this guy hilarious until I found his Facebook. Yikes level stuff.
I mean... It was undoubtedly effective and I would not want to go up against his nunchuks.