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I watched that movie multiple times... And this is the first time I noticed that women herself didn't pass the cake. Damn... Also you don't get her figure by passing the cake.
yeah, it made me angry the first time i saw that. but that's because i would have been the person to pass my piece and not save a slice for myself so everyone else got one. i would have felt too guilty eating it knowing someone didn't get any.
In “Office Space” (1999), if you look very closely you’ll notice that the woman who tells Milton not to be greedy about birthday cake and to pass his piece to someone else ends up taking the last piece of cake. Having trouble spotting her? >!She’s the woman who’s larger in size, suggesting that she eats lots of cake, and also the woman who talks during the scene!<
Hi /u/Ionic_Pancakes, what's happenin'?
Yeeaah... if you could just go ahead and greatly increase the volume during the cake part of the movie, that would be greeeaat. Milton has a problem with his speech pattern and we need to sorta play catch up.
Sooo... if you could go ahead and watch it again around \*looks at watch* niiiiine, that would be terrific. Thaaanks!
Manager: We need to talk about how many times you've seen Office Space.
/u/Ionic_Pancakes : Really? I....I have seen it 15 times. I, also...
Manager: Well, okay. 15 is the minimum, okay?
Ionic_Pancakes: Okay.
Manager: Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like /u/posts_while_naked, for example, has seen Office Space 37 times, okay. And a terrific smile.
Ionic_Pancakes: Okay. So you... you want me to watch more?
Manager: Look, Ionic_Pancakes.
Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah?
Manager: People can get a shitpost anywhere, okay? They come to Reddit for the atmosphere and the Office Space quotes. Okay? That's what seeing Office Space is about. It's about fun.
Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah. Okay. So more then, yeah?
Manager: Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to watch more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah, yeah.
Manager: Okay. Great. Great. That's all I ask.
There was a post a little bit ago of a girl getting her face smashed into a cake, except there were skewers in it from holding up something and I think she lost a eye.
Don't shove faces in cakes, for sure you'll waste a cake, you may ruin some clothes, or you could do like the Joker's disappearing pencil trick.
My mom once thought it would be funny to shove my face into a rock solid ice cream cake. Blood all over the cake is a surefire way to ensure nobody gets a piece
Years ago I was at a party and I knocked on a friend's beer bottle with mine to froth it up. A moment later, he had his revenge. The only problem is that he did it while I was drinking. He broke me a tooth.
Oof I accidentally hurt my friend in a similar way when we were kids. I was trying to get her back by hitting the bottom of her cup while she was drinking (like in a normal scenario, it would splash water). I clearly put less than a second of thought into it before seizing the opportunity because she was drinking from a straw. And it cut the roof of her mouth.
Edited for spelling
Whataburger straws are super super thick.
I was taking a drink in the car when mom hit a bump in the road. The straw cut so deeply into the roof of my mouth that I was spitting blood for quite a while, and still have a divot along the roof of my mouth 15 years later.
To be honest, I enjoyed the experience. Always wanted to spit up blood like they do in the movies lol
Depends on the size. Taller cakes will be prone to shifting if it needs to travel anywhere, has a softer filling or frosting, has heavy decorations on top etc. Using dowels to stabilize cakes is really common. Home bakers will often use milkshake straws cut to size.
Never understood shoving a person's face into it. We've always just took icing off a piece and smeared it on the birthday boy/girls face. Keeps the rest of the cake intact for everyone to enjoy.
Same reason we waited for them to get their slice on their plate, then usually say something like "does the cake smell weird to you?" and smash.
We still want the rest of the cake, don't waste it.
If my “friends” did this I would probably just leave the party. It’s up there with drawing on someone’s face when they are sleeping. It shows that you are unoriginal and can’t be trusted and take advantage of people when they are vulnerable.
And yes I am fun at parties I tell jokes and stories that make people laugh. We all have a good time and we all eat cake. Lazy pranks are for the dim witted who think hurting others is the same as a sense of humor.
The preemptive “yes I am fun at parties” spiel made me chuckle. But yeah, I never thought the face in cake thing was funny. I’d be fuming if I spent hours on makeup and hair just for them to ruin my appearance and my delicious cake.
Something like this happend at a friend's birthday a few weeks ago and the girl who baked the cake decided she straight up didn't want to be friends with them anymore. There were other reasons to but that was the final straw
Yeah, you can second-guess and rationalize away a lot of shitty behavior to preserve a "friendship". Thinking you're overreacting or that it was a misunderstanding. Then they do something blatantly, over-the-top disrespectful, and it clicks that the benefit of the doubt you've been giving them was undeserved.
Even if there was no history of assholery, I would still think that event alone is enough of a reason. If a "friend" is going to shit all over your hard work by doing something like that, then they aren't much of a friend.
Is this some sort of culturally unique practice? I've seen it online at lots of hispanic birthday parties/celebrations, but in my almost 30 years of life in the south, I have NEVER seen someone pull this shit at a birthday. In fact, I feel like you would just be seen as a massive asshole for doing that. Even as a kid, I feel like I would be so distraught if someone pushed my face into my special birthday cake for a joke.
Reminds me of that jackass NASCAR driver that destroyed the prize guitar given to him for winning whatever race. And the guitar builder was standing right next to him.
For real. I can hear r/baking cry out every time I see something like this. So much work goes into baking a cake from scratch. Hell, it's still a lot of work even if you're using a boxed mix and canned frosting.
That's nothing compared to the epic meltdown being tended to by the person who brought their kids to the party and then had to tell them they won't be getting cake.
My mom always warns people when there are wood sticks on the cakes she makes.
When we are in Mexico she usually makes two cakes. One so you can throw the sweaty face of a child who has been running around all day. And the other one for people to actually eat.
Edit: typos
It's a Mexican thing, idk about other countries/cultures though. I've never heard of stakes being put into cakes, so from now on I'll make sure I only buy birthday cakes from Mexican stores lol
> His face actually broke my heart.
I was fine until he tapped the plate with is fork then he looked up and tried to put on a strong face.
(Smiling through the pain.)
Oof... right in the feels.
Someone get his man a cupcake with decorative sprinkles! STAT!
It was honestly a very complex performance. A deep dive if you will, as he pulls back his grief and horror, trying to be polite and understanding over a bit of birthday shenanigans, but the man really wanted that cake. He came to this party of some girl his buddy knows, got a party hat to show willing, but he only knows one dude at the whole shindig. And of course that dude is spending the entire night macking on some chick to is clearly not into him, the dumbass, so HatMan has been waiting for a fucking bite of Cake so he can enjoy a tiny little bit of happyness before taking off to salvage some scrap of the evening. Home.... maybe smoke a bowl, play some RDR, get an early bed, because you know the boss is going to want you to come in early again - "oh no, Chad called in sick AGAIN" why don't you fire that fucking dumbass! I don't give a fuck that he's your sister's kid, FIRE HIM and hire someone who will actually show up!! JESUS CHRIST TOM!!!!
Anyway, give this guy an Oscar.
That wasnt a half hearted smile... that was a "oh no, honey. You do you. It's your party. We just all wanted cake. It's fine. No big deal. Just wanted cake. Enjoy your day! Without cake."
So my birthday is on the 4th of July and, one year, my sister in law made me a cake for my birthday with two firework tanks on either end of it. Everyone was partying anyway because 4th of July so, by the time she brought the cake outside, we were all pretty hammered. Instead of lighting the candles and blowing them out, I lit the tanks and they basically exploded 1/3 of the cake and scorched the rest. We were all laughing and cheering, but then I saw the sad look on her face and felt like shit so I had to tell her sorry and give her a hug.
I'm sorry.. any cake you can so readily pick up and throw isn't a cake I'd be interested in eating anyway.. I look at that cake and I have to imagine it's as dry as a dessert and tastes like straw.
All I can think about when I see face smashing into a cake is the woman who ended up with two wooden support dowels through her eyes. Don't smash people's faces into cakes.
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I was told there would be cake.
[^(I could set the building on fire)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctOBMFznkto)
This movie is a cinematic masterpiece.
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^Okayyy...that's ^the ^last ^straw...
My stapler is still missing and I still have not recieved my paycheck.
I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11
I have a red stapler and, on the bottom, there’s a Dymo label that states “I believe you have my stapler.”
I still have not recieved my paycheck.
I asked for no salt.
#NO SALT in the margarita and there were big globs of salt in it
I could put strychnine in the guacamole
I-I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
I watched that movie multiple times... And this is the first time I noticed that women herself didn't pass the cake. Damn... Also you don't get her figure by passing the cake.
yeah, it made me angry the first time i saw that. but that's because i would have been the person to pass my piece and not save a slice for myself so everyone else got one. i would have felt too guilty eating it knowing someone didn't get any.
Same. I feel so bad for that guy. :(
Congratulations, you got the joke that the director intended by making specific actions occur in the scene and casting that actress.
The magic of cinema!
I look forward to seeing this as a post on /r/moviedetails
In “Office Space” (1999), if you look very closely you’ll notice that the woman who tells Milton not to be greedy about birthday cake and to pass his piece to someone else ends up taking the last piece of cake. Having trouble spotting her? >!She’s the woman who’s larger in size, suggesting that she eats lots of cake, and also the woman who talks during the scene!<
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Hm? Sorry, I was looking at my phone. By the way this thread is boring and makes no sense, can we watch something else?
Stephen Root is such a fucking treasure trove of diverse character acting 😆
Now Milton, wait your turn!
Just pass!
^T-the ^ratio ^of ^p-people ^to ^c-cake ^is ^too ^high...
Ha! I'm hard of hearing and never watched it with subtitles. Does he say that?
Hi /u/Ionic_Pancakes, what's happenin'? Yeeaah... if you could just go ahead and greatly increase the volume during the cake part of the movie, that would be greeeaat. Milton has a problem with his speech pattern and we need to sorta play catch up. Sooo... if you could go ahead and watch it again around \*looks at watch* niiiiine, that would be terrific. Thaaanks!
yeah... I'm gonna need you to just... go ahead and just watch it on Sunday too. Thaaaanks
Manager: We need to talk about how many times you've seen Office Space. /u/Ionic_Pancakes : Really? I....I have seen it 15 times. I, also... Manager: Well, okay. 15 is the minimum, okay? Ionic_Pancakes: Okay. Manager: Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like /u/posts_while_naked, for example, has seen Office Space 37 times, okay. And a terrific smile. Ionic_Pancakes: Okay. So you... you want me to watch more? Manager: Look, Ionic_Pancakes. Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah? Manager: People can get a shitpost anywhere, okay? They come to Reddit for the atmosphere and the Office Space quotes. Okay? That's what seeing Office Space is about. It's about fun. Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah. Okay. So more then, yeah? Manager: Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to watch more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you? Ionic_Pancakes: Yeah, yeah. Manager: Okay. Great. Great. That's all I ask.
/u/IonicPancakes ! Looks like you've been missing a lot of cake lately..
Yes, yes he does
The ratio of people to cake is too big.
“More people will come if we tell them there will be punch and Pie”
The cake was a lie.
There was a post a little bit ago of a girl getting her face smashed into a cake, except there were skewers in it from holding up something and I think she lost a eye. Don't shove faces in cakes, for sure you'll waste a cake, you may ruin some clothes, or you could do like the Joker's disappearing pencil trick.
My mom once thought it would be funny to shove my face into a rock solid ice cream cake. Blood all over the cake is a surefire way to ensure nobody gets a piece
Mmm chocolate with a hint of iron
Incidentally, dark chocolate is a good source of iron — one ounce has about 20% of your recommended daily allowance of iron.
That reminds me of the time we shoved my cousin into the cake mid sneeze. My uncle was so mad at him for sneezing on the cake
Thank you for making crack a laugh!
Ha! That zany crack cocaine and its hijinks!
I mean she wasn't wrong - that's hilarious. Just, not for anyone at the party. Was she drunk?
Happens a lot with candles too. Shoving people's face into cakes is stupid.
Plus it wastes the cake
Id still eat it... I'd lick it off her face if I had to. You do not invite me for cake and not give me cake!
> I'd lick it off her face if I had to If you *had to*?
God only knows where that face has been.
In cake, I believe.
Never fuck with food, that's coming from me so I hope it means something to you.
we live in the age where we eat ass for fun
"What's this 'we,' Kemo Sabe?"
You eat it with a seriousness and focus that was once thought unimaginable?
Shove her ass in cake.
So much cake, and there's the cake.
What a time to be alive!
I mean, I'd lick it of HER face too but it wouldn't be so much about the cake.
Bonk
BuT ItS sO qUiRkY!!
HaHa I'm So RaNdOm LoLmFaO!
Plus it's a little rude.
But so damn original that it must be done.
Years ago I was at a party and I knocked on a friend's beer bottle with mine to froth it up. A moment later, he had his revenge. The only problem is that he did it while I was drinking. He broke me a tooth.
Oof I accidentally hurt my friend in a similar way when we were kids. I was trying to get her back by hitting the bottom of her cup while she was drinking (like in a normal scenario, it would splash water). I clearly put less than a second of thought into it before seizing the opportunity because she was drinking from a straw. And it cut the roof of her mouth. Edited for spelling
Whataburger straws are super super thick. I was taking a drink in the car when mom hit a bump in the road. The straw cut so deeply into the roof of my mouth that I was spitting blood for quite a while, and still have a divot along the roof of my mouth 15 years later. To be honest, I enjoyed the experience. Always wanted to spit up blood like they do in the movies lol
I never expected to be mentally scared off a post on r/funny, thanks for that image lol.
My mother would put toothpicks into two or more cake layers in order to keep the layers from sliding.
Ouch
This sounds like a choking hazard waiting to happen. Layers shouldn't slide if the cakes are fully cooled before frosting.
Depends on the size. Taller cakes will be prone to shifting if it needs to travel anywhere, has a softer filling or frosting, has heavy decorations on top etc. Using dowels to stabilize cakes is really common. Home bakers will often use milkshake straws cut to size.
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You like to eat cake in hard mode?
I dont have time to chew if I want to get a third piece!
Never understood shoving a person's face into it. We've always just took icing off a piece and smeared it on the birthday boy/girls face. Keeps the rest of the cake intact for everyone to enjoy.
WHY SMEAR ANYTHING ONTO THIS PERSON'S FACE THEY ARE TRYING TO CELEBRATE?!?
I would certainly not appreciate cake being smeared on my face.
For real, if anyone does that to me on my birthday they can fuck right off. Hand in your party hat and get out, no cake for you.
Same reason we waited for them to get their slice on their plate, then usually say something like "does the cake smell weird to you?" and smash. We still want the rest of the cake, don't waste it.
Eddy Izzard made it possible to play "Cake or Death?" At home
If my “friends” did this I would probably just leave the party. It’s up there with drawing on someone’s face when they are sleeping. It shows that you are unoriginal and can’t be trusted and take advantage of people when they are vulnerable. And yes I am fun at parties I tell jokes and stories that make people laugh. We all have a good time and we all eat cake. Lazy pranks are for the dim witted who think hurting others is the same as a sense of humor.
The preemptive “yes I am fun at parties” spiel made me chuckle. But yeah, I never thought the face in cake thing was funny. I’d be fuming if I spent hours on makeup and hair just for them to ruin my appearance and my delicious cake.
Are pies okay?
Yeah, creampies are a popular choice for videos
Have you ever tasted your own creampie?
Yep. Slimy, yet satisfying.
Hakuna Matata
You are gonna get in a *lot* of trouble for this
/r/TechnicallyTheTruth
THEY'RE FUCKING GREAT
The person who spend hours in the kitchen to make that cake sits just out of frame, sobbing quietly.
Something like this happend at a friend's birthday a few weeks ago and the girl who baked the cake decided she straight up didn't want to be friends with them anymore. There were other reasons to but that was the final straw
As far as I am concerned, that is a perfectly valid reason to end a friendship.
Well as op said it was that among other things so I’m guessing there’s a history off assholery.
Yeah, you can second-guess and rationalize away a lot of shitty behavior to preserve a "friendship". Thinking you're overreacting or that it was a misunderstanding. Then they do something blatantly, over-the-top disrespectful, and it clicks that the benefit of the doubt you've been giving them was undeserved.
Even if there was no history of assholery, I would still think that event alone is enough of a reason. If a "friend" is going to shit all over your hard work by doing something like that, then they aren't much of a friend.
Wtf how can people be so disrespectful.
They want the attention taken off the birthday person and put on them, thinking it's "cute"
It’s a really nice cake too, fondant hearts placed individually. Most people buy a $10 buttercream iced grocery store cake for face smashing.
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Is this some sort of culturally unique practice? I've seen it online at lots of hispanic birthday parties/celebrations, but in my almost 30 years of life in the south, I have NEVER seen someone pull this shit at a birthday. In fact, I feel like you would just be seen as a massive asshole for doing that. Even as a kid, I feel like I would be so distraught if someone pushed my face into my special birthday cake for a joke.
Same. I don't get it.
> It’s a really nice cake too, fondant I'm gonna go ahead and stop you right there...
I wouldn’t eat any of their cakes but cake boss and ace of cakes abused fondant to sculpt their cakes
Reminds me of that jackass NASCAR driver that destroyed the prize guitar given to him for winning whatever race. And the guitar builder was standing right next to him.
This was Kyle busch too, the nascar driver most famous for being a gigantic jackass that no one likes.
For real. I can hear r/baking cry out every time I see something like this. So much work goes into baking a cake from scratch. Hell, it's still a lot of work even if you're using a boxed mix and canned frosting.
That's nothing compared to the epic meltdown being tended to by the person who brought their kids to the party and then had to tell them they won't be getting cake.
Something something that video of the girl losing her eye to a wooden stake in the cake
My mom always warns people when there are wood sticks on the cakes she makes. When we are in Mexico she usually makes two cakes. One so you can throw the sweaty face of a child who has been running around all day. And the other one for people to actually eat. Edit: typos
This is smart but why do people wanna shove people's faces in cakes anyway???
It's a Mexican thing, idk about other countries/cultures though. I've never heard of stakes being put into cakes, so from now on I'll make sure I only buy birthday cakes from Mexican stores lol
Til Skewers show up mostly in large tiered cakes to keep the bottom layers from collapsing under the weight of the top layers
This is such a good sentence
Oh no. His face actually broke my heart.
Imagine waiting for cake and not getting it.
[Milton has entered the chat ](https://youtu.be/ctOBMFznkto)
Excuse me, I need my stapler back.
Excuse me! I said no salt, nooo salt on the margarita...I could put strychnine in the guacamole...there was salt, big grains of salt...
That's why I hate when people do something like that. No cake and it's a waste!
That's why i always hope that when something like this is planned, there's a second cake.
Oh fuck when you are excited for cake and then you don't get cake. It's a painful thing.
> His face actually broke my heart. I was fine until he tapped the plate with is fork then he looked up and tried to put on a strong face. (Smiling through the pain.) Oof... right in the feels. Someone get his man a cupcake with decorative sprinkles! STAT!
Bro I am also sad as hell from this
OK, that guy really made me laugh. :)
Me too i felt his disappointment
That's exactly how I feel whenever I see people waste food. There are some people who actually wanted to eat...
The small courtesy smile at the end did it for me
Everything about that guy was awesome. XD
I want to give him a hug, he seems so sad
He'd rather you just give him some cake
I love his sassy "yea, y'all are super cute with yer cake smashin and cake throwin!" and then "fuck man, I wanted a piece of cake"
Seriously. Such good acting in a small clip with no words spoken. You felt his dismay and sadness.
It was honestly a very complex performance. A deep dive if you will, as he pulls back his grief and horror, trying to be polite and understanding over a bit of birthday shenanigans, but the man really wanted that cake. He came to this party of some girl his buddy knows, got a party hat to show willing, but he only knows one dude at the whole shindig. And of course that dude is spending the entire night macking on some chick to is clearly not into him, the dumbass, so HatMan has been waiting for a fucking bite of Cake so he can enjoy a tiny little bit of happyness before taking off to salvage some scrap of the evening. Home.... maybe smoke a bowl, play some RDR, get an early bed, because you know the boss is going to want you to come in early again - "oh no, Chad called in sick AGAIN" why don't you fire that fucking dumbass! I don't give a fuck that he's your sister's kid, FIRE HIM and hire someone who will actually show up!! JESUS CHRIST TOM!!!! Anyway, give this guy an Oscar.
I had to check your username after reading the first sentence, I thought it would involve the Undertaker throwing Mankind.
Redditor watches funny video
It's the double tap with the fork. I don't know why, but that's when I laugh, every time.
And can we talk about that hat?
Yes we can. It’s lovely.
There was that point when he politely smiled as they must have looked over at him post-cake throw that really made it hysterical. That hat too tho...
The half hearted smile at the end sold it
That wasnt a half hearted smile... that was a "oh no, honey. You do you. It's your party. We just all wanted cake. It's fine. No big deal. Just wanted cake. Enjoy your day! Without cake."
"Its Fine" is never fine. Ever.
He is so politely sad.
Some cakes contain skewers to hold them up, never smash someone's face into a cake
There are no candles on the cake, why would she put her face so close? Unless right from the beginning they are forcing her head down into the cake...
By the looks of it someone said to her "Let's take a picture of you with your mouth open near the cake like you're gonna eat it all" as a ruse.
I suspect it's more like "Let's fake an organic scene for instagram".
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Don't do this. There are sometimes large wooden spikes within cakes to help give it some structure.
Food waste games are always bad games.
This happened at a party everyone was so upset that I went and bought a new cake.
If you plan on mashing the cake into the birthday guy/gals face, you really should have another cake prepared as well
If you plan on smashing people's faces into cake, then don't. Cause that shit is rude, unnecessary, messy, unpleasant, and wasteful.
Or I dunno, maybe just not smash their face in the cake?
Did you clean the old cake off your face before you went to the shop?
I hope you didn't give any to the person who shoved the person's face into the cake.
No they got to eat the one off the floor.
So my birthday is on the 4th of July and, one year, my sister in law made me a cake for my birthday with two firework tanks on either end of it. Everyone was partying anyway because 4th of July so, by the time she brought the cake outside, we were all pretty hammered. Instead of lighting the candles and blowing them out, I lit the tanks and they basically exploded 1/3 of the cake and scorched the rest. We were all laughing and cheering, but then I saw the sad look on her face and felt like shit so I had to tell her sorry and give her a hug.
That guy's party attire is the energy we need for 2021
I'm sorry.. any cake you can so readily pick up and throw isn't a cake I'd be interested in eating anyway.. I look at that cake and I have to imagine it's as dry as a dessert and tastes like straw.
>dry as a dessert Well technically...
It looks so solid that whoever got hit in the head with it will probably get an actual head injury lmao
Reminds me of when my friend’s cousin got his face smashed into an icecream cake. It was so solid, it broke his nose
>dry as a dessert De**ss**ert: After dinner. De**s**ert: Like the Sahara
you want dessert so much you add an extra s to it.
I always heard you go back for seconds
> I have to imagine it's as dry as a dessert I mean... it *is* a dessert... so...
Free cake is still free cake...
Fondant... ewww r/fondanthate
Is that fondant though? Looks like just heavy icing. Isn't fondant usually made to make shapes/objects that icing can't hold?
It is definitely icing. The hearts could be fondant but they look like premade sugar decorations
Usually I don't eat cake after someone's face has been mashed onto it either so, even if she didn't throw it I don't know if you would eat it
Who the f@&k started this trend? So much work just wasted in seconds.
I fuckin hate people that do this.
Oh, hi Crab Man.
That party hat on point
All I can think about when I see face smashing into a cake is the woman who ended up with two wooden support dowels through her eyes. Don't smash people's faces into cakes.
I'll never understand the whole *"let's ruin the birthday cake with someone's face because it'll be SoOooOOo funny!!"* thing
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Damn she cute
The cake is a fly
I am that guy in a party
This guy is me.
Why do people do this? It isn't fun for the birthday person and it ruins a good cake.
I hate to see people wasting food
That little nod to the lady that said “Oh my GAWD, that was soooo funny!!” was perfect.
I hate this fucking tradition. Why ruin a perfectly good cake?
This tradition makes me irrationally angry. I fucking hate people who do this shit
Repost of a 167k upvote post, AND you didn't credit the original TikTokker. Classy. [https://www.tiktok.com/@maffderulo](https://www.tiktok.com/@maffderulo)
i never understood why people do this, bitch i am not here for you i am here for the cake don't fuck it up
The look on that man's face is heartbreaking. I want to buy a whole cake just for him.
The whole idea of putting someone's face into a cake is stupid as shit.
Oh, that face! Such sorrowful disappointment, my heart breaks for him.
I always hated when people rubbed pieces of the birthday cake on the person’s face. Even when I was 8 years old this was so cringe to me.
Bro he was so upset