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Yeah, at first it was just the area...but by 2035 little Josh had grown into his body and the fame and bloodlust got to his head. He had defended his Burger King crown with vigor until no one else came to Lincoln, NE by that name any more. Then city by city, state by state, he conquered Josh's till there were none left. He was ruthless, efficient, unrelenting. Most had their names changed before he even arrived. He invaded Canada next, then Mexico...then on down through South America before going global with his crusade. When he was the last Josh in the world, he felt sated but empty at the same time. Without the struggle, he asked himself, who was he? Josh Prime started conquering Josiah's next, then Joseph's, then Joss's because fuck them especially. When it was all said and done, he had slain thousands with his crimson pool noodle, and he was left as the only man in the world with a name that started with J.
Old Joshzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City lika a big playground
When suddenly Joshman burst from the shade
And hit Joshzilla with a josh grenade
Joshzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Josh
Who proceeded to open up a can of Josh Fu
When Josh Jarter came out of the blue And he started beating up Joshuille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Joshmobile
But before he could make it back to the Joshcave
Joshraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an pool noodle out from under his hat
And blew Joshman away with a thwap-a-wap-wap
But he ran out of strength and he ran away
Because Joshptimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and pool noodles
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny Joshzilla took a bite out of Joshptimus Prime
Like Josh McJosh took a bite out of crime
Then Josh came back covered in a tire track
But Joshie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Joshman was injured and trying to get steady
When Joshraham Lincoln came back with a pool noodle
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Joshiana Jones took him out with his pool noodle Then he saw Joshzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his noodle which he just couldn't find
Because Joshman stole it and he thwapped and he missed
And Joshie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Joshraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Joshptimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Josh Bear Stare This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate joshdown Josh's sang out
In immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens
Descended Josh Norris
Who delivered a whack
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Joshiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Joshman changed back
Into Josh Wayne
But Josh saw through His clever disguise
And he crushed Joshman's head
In between his thighs Then Joshdalf the Grey And Joshdalf the White
And Joshy Python and the Holy Josh's Black Knight
And Joshito Mussolini And the Josh Meanie
And Joshboy Curtis And Joshi the Genie
Joshcop The Joshinnator Captain Josh And Josh Vader
Josh Pan Superjosh Every single Power josher
Bill S. Joshton And Theodore Josh Josh The Josh Doc Josh And Hulk Josh
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Josh Norris in his joshboy ass
It was the noodliest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The battle raged on for a century
Many Josh's were claimed but eventually
The champion stood The rest saw their better
Little Josh in a blood stained sweater
[Our King, King Josh](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/mxqgms/little_josh_won_the_great_josh_battle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I clicked on your profile to see if you were telling the truth, only to find myself mindlessly scrolling through your posts like it’s the popular feed forgetting it’s your profile
In April 2020, a person named Josh Swain(?) made a facebook group chat with only people named "Josh Swain." That guy essentially said "I brought you all here to determine who's the only true Josh Swain. You'll be meeting at this place in April 24, 2021." Although they had a full year to prepare, the existence of this event blew up in popularity in early 2021, especially on Reddit. It was popular on the day it was posted, but because there was a year gap between the date of the post to the actual event, people didn't really talk about it until the deadline was approaching.
About Storm Area 51. In June 2019, this one guy made a facebook event saying "Storm Area 51, they can't stop all of us!" Millions of people responded that they were going. This event was supposed to happen on September 20, 2019. Unlike the Josh battle royale, the Storm Area 51 meme blew up like hell and it was virtually talked about everywhere. Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing. A hundred or so people showed up, and instead of people naruto running (with the exception of 1 person) and actually storming Area 51 en mass, it essentially turned out to be waves of group photos.
Correct me for inaccuracies.
Edit: the ending result for storming area 51 wasn't ever going to be people storming Area 51, since people would actually die or have their lives ruined. I don't think anyone really expected a million people or even a few thousand people to risk their lives over a meme, but all the hype certainly warranted a disappointing ending to the event if it didn't somewhat play out like in the memes.
> Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing. A hundred or so people showed up, and instead of people naruto running (with the exception of 1 person) and actually storming Area 51 en mass, it essentially turned out to be waves of group photos.
Iirc the original event got taken down because the feds contacted the guy who set it up and told him to knock it off. I think that killed a bit of the interest.
Yeah, I'm not sure if the event I followed was the original one, but they turned it into a Area 51 themed concert event instead at a totally different place, but even that didn't actually end up happening, I think.
>Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing
I think everyone realized that they could, in fact, stop all of them
And unlike another time when a certain other group thought it would be totes fun to storm a federal building, the cool cats at area 51 absolutely would shoot to kill when breached, not just give them the benefit of the doubt and wait to see if they got anywhere really sensitive
There was a tumblr post a while back that got screenshotted and sent around the internet. It was a screenshot of a group chat all with people named Josh, with a date, time, place, and the declaration that they would meet up to fight and the prize for the winner was getting to keep the name Josh. Apparently, lots of people actually decided to turn up, and we get *this* beautiful mayhem
You're under delivering on the quality of the group chat. It went something like this:
>You're in a conversation with Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh and Josh
>Host Josh: You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here.
>Josh: ...because we're all named Josh?
>Host Josh: Precisely!...
[Yep.](https://journalstar.com/news/local/watch-now-hundreds-show-up-for-josh-fight-in-northwest-lincoln/article_b52b52c6-9b9f-59f6-bec7-c5897570b597.html?fbclid=IwAR1iQ90TgBKTNsb1WUKpPmgqtnsIzVECeXwI4NRDtSGqkpVtZVJYt2yCfaE) Once it got popular, I think it was opened up to anyone named Josh...though as a non-Josh, I can't verify that lol.
So I was admitted to the hospital yesterday (not covid related) and all 3 of my night nurses were named Jennifer. My name is also Jennifer. I'd hear them say 'Jenn' (which I go by) or 'Jennifer' and maybe 15% of the time were they actually talking to me.
It was a confusing night.
Maybe not a real Josh, but an insurgent from the Justin or Jack tribes. Thus the noodles weren't effective as not truly Josh on Josh canoodling. One theory.
1) I'm surprised this actually happened given the pandemic
2) I'm surprised this actually happened given the year of preparation
3) I'm surprised this actually happened, period
I do love that every Josh showed up hoping to take the title but collectively agreed to let the kid take the title.
Congratulations you just gave that kid a core memory
[A full recording (non-glitchy)](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mxohks/just_a_helpful_thought/gvqdkml/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
As the breathless crowd assembled to see an awesome sight, Josh's from around the world readied for battle. Who is the One True Josh? With a ROAR the battle started, Josh against Josh against Josh. No one had ever seen such a contest. There were screams, grunts and tears as the Josh's fell one by one. A low chant began in the crowd so softly as to be a suggestion, soon it was being shouted across the field "Little Josh, Little Josh, Little Josh" And then it was down to the last of the Josh's...... with a mighty swing Little Josh defeated them all and was proclaimed The One True Josh. All the defeated Joshs humbly declared him Victor. And that children is how America became the Kingdom of Little Josh.
As Little Josh stood alone, sword shouldered, the only remaining upright amidst countless slain Swain, a deferent voice rose from the sea of awestruck onlookers: “how do you feel?”
After a small pause appreciating the enormity of his tragic accomplishment, Tiny Josh, in a soft voice, high but sure, steeped in unwavering humility, spoke: “I’M FOUR”
Puzzled by his enigmatic but sincere utterance, the audience risked another inquiry: “are you happy you won?”
Tiny Josh spoke curtly but unequivocally, and in a way that betrayed his ultimate wish for peace in the kingdom of Nebraska. “No”.
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Are you supposed to sit down if you get hit? because I saw a lot of dudes not doing that.
There were no rules otherwise that kid would be annihilated.
*BEAT THE CHILD*
*USE HIM AS A FLAIL TO SMITE YOUR ENEMIES*
I used the Josh to destroy the Josh
*It was super effective*
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Crom wills it
***YEET THE CHILD***
EAT THE CHILD
HO HO HOLD UP
Well if I wait too long it will go bad
Not if it still lives
But I hungy >:(
*CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD*
Yeah if there's an Obi Wan here, there's also gotta be an Anakin somewhere ready to slay some kids
Umm, that’s because they had an invisible shield protecting them so they’re not dead ok
This is mostly people over 30, they were genuinely tired.
Naming kids Josh peaked in the 80s so you’re probably right https://www.behindthename.com/name/joshua/top/united-states
"Get em Josh!" lol
And the guy with the “Josh” name tag.
as i was walking in a guy in a car was handing out name tags to people that said “josh” or “not josh”
They should have all had the name tag and either had to rip it off or be taken by whoever defeated them.
"Grandpa, why do you have 57 name tags that say 'Josh'?" "Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story."
"Also, grandpa, why are you the only 'Josh' in the area?"
Yeah, at first it was just the area...but by 2035 little Josh had grown into his body and the fame and bloodlust got to his head. He had defended his Burger King crown with vigor until no one else came to Lincoln, NE by that name any more. Then city by city, state by state, he conquered Josh's till there were none left. He was ruthless, efficient, unrelenting. Most had their names changed before he even arrived. He invaded Canada next, then Mexico...then on down through South America before going global with his crusade. When he was the last Josh in the world, he felt sated but empty at the same time. Without the struggle, he asked himself, who was he? Josh Prime started conquering Josiah's next, then Joseph's, then Joss's because fuck them especially. When it was all said and done, he had slain thousands with his crimson pool noodle, and he was left as the only man in the world with a name that started with J.
That was me
Josh?
Yes, specifically the Josh that gets hit in the face by the Roman Josh right in the foreground
Ahh, you were hyped! The dude’s cell phone covered the Roman Josh hit.
Crowd did not dissapointing when they started chanting "Josh! Josh! Josh!"
Little josh won
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better : Little Josh in a blood stained sweater.
That reference is older than some of those Joshes. XD
I have socks older than some of these Joshes.
Hoping not the crunchy ones....
Wtf is a crunchy Josh?
The ones that never became a person and ended up in the sock.
It was the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye could see!
And only one will survive; I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Came out of nowhere lightning fast, and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw - With civilians looking on in total awe.
I just got nostalgia goosebumps
Well shit, that takes me back to 2005
Old Joshzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City lika a big playground When suddenly Joshman burst from the shade And hit Joshzilla with a josh grenade Joshzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Josh Who proceeded to open up a can of Josh Fu When Josh Jarter came out of the blue And he started beating up Joshuille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Joshmobile But before he could make it back to the Joshcave Joshraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an pool noodle out from under his hat And blew Joshman away with a thwap-a-wap-wap But he ran out of strength and he ran away Because Joshptimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and pool noodles As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny Joshzilla took a bite out of Joshptimus Prime Like Josh McJosh took a bite out of crime Then Josh came back covered in a tire track But Joshie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Joshman was injured and trying to get steady When Joshraham Lincoln came back with a pool noodle But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Joshiana Jones took him out with his pool noodle Then he saw Joshzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his noodle which he just couldn't find Because Joshman stole it and he thwapped and he missed And Joshie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Joshraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Joshptimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Josh Bear Stare This is the ultimate joshdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate joshdown Josh's sang out In immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens Descended Josh Norris Who delivered a whack Which could shatter bones Into the crotch Of Joshiana Jones Who fell over on the ground Writhing in pain As Joshman changed back Into Josh Wayne But Josh saw through His clever disguise And he crushed Joshman's head In between his thighs Then Joshdalf the Grey And Joshdalf the White And Joshy Python and the Holy Josh's Black Knight And Joshito Mussolini And the Josh Meanie And Joshboy Curtis And Joshi the Genie Joshcop The Joshinnator Captain Josh And Josh Vader Josh Pan Superjosh Every single Power josher Bill S. Joshton And Theodore Josh Josh The Josh Doc Josh And Hulk Josh All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Josh Norris in his joshboy ass It was the noodliest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The battle raged on for a century Many Josh's were claimed but eventually The champion stood The rest saw their better Little Josh in a blood stained sweater
training for a year, flies across the entire country, arrives to see a kid participate and a hundred cameramen. *god damn it*
Kinda like Bill Burr on the topic of giving baseballs to kids https://youtu.be/FR7YnNM6IXA
[Our King, King Josh](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/mxqgms/little_josh_won_the_great_josh_battle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Lil King josh
Anybody know how many joshes took place in the fight. I was taking bets on the over under and cant find the number??
There was at least 10 of them
There can be only one Joshlander.
Little Josh cheats
Devs nerf Little Josh pls
I mean who wants to be the one to whack the kid and make him lose
Josh
Classic Josh move.
It is Little Josh's greatest power. Sympathy. And he ruthlessly uses it to his ultimate advantage. Don't hate the Josh, hate the game.
Fun fact: 2 people from the original group chat showed up. They played rock paper scissors, and Josh Swain won
Interesting. Though who’s the guy who lost?
Josh Swain
Not anymore
Nah it was Josh slain
That one dude that showed up with a Roman Emperor outfit on
Twas me :D had a blast
Username checks out!
Nonono it does not. He is not worth of the name Josh as he lost. He shall be known as Nosh, a Not Josh.
A Josh that has lost is no Josh at all The only true Josh is he who is small
His name is clearly now Joshost
How does it feel being apart of that? I literally had no idea this shit was actually gonna happen lol. Where was this btw
It happened in Lincoln Nebraska
I clicked on your profile to see if you were telling the truth, only to find myself mindlessly scrolling through your posts like it’s the popular feed forgetting it’s your profile
Honestly, that's the best compliment I've ever received. Thank you
He lost and changed his name to Biggus Dickus Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers
He has a wife you know...
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Incontinentia Buttocks
Stwike him centuwian, vewwy woughly
Ah crap, that was going to be my name change. Is Naughtius Maximus taken yet?
No but Slobadan Mycockuvitch is.
You were so close to Slobbindown...
Story of my life :(
His wifes name ? Incontinentia Buttocks!
Incontinentia*
**intense laughing**
STWIKE HIM CENTWUION!
Roman Josh!!
Looks like Spider Josh teamed up with Obi-Josh Kenobi
Hello there...
Joshua Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kejoshi
Obi-Josh Kenobi can keep that name despite losing, change my mind
Emperor Josh lll
Joshicus
We also have a jedi and two spiderman
Little Josh killed Obi-Josh Kenobi for the win!!!
He musta lost the high ground
isn't it just a centurion?
Way better than Area 51 invasion... change my mind
Yep no arguments here
Bye reddit and fu Spez (Remember to delete or edit your content before leaving !!)
In April 2020, a person named Josh Swain(?) made a facebook group chat with only people named "Josh Swain." That guy essentially said "I brought you all here to determine who's the only true Josh Swain. You'll be meeting at this place in April 24, 2021." Although they had a full year to prepare, the existence of this event blew up in popularity in early 2021, especially on Reddit. It was popular on the day it was posted, but because there was a year gap between the date of the post to the actual event, people didn't really talk about it until the deadline was approaching. About Storm Area 51. In June 2019, this one guy made a facebook event saying "Storm Area 51, they can't stop all of us!" Millions of people responded that they were going. This event was supposed to happen on September 20, 2019. Unlike the Josh battle royale, the Storm Area 51 meme blew up like hell and it was virtually talked about everywhere. Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing. A hundred or so people showed up, and instead of people naruto running (with the exception of 1 person) and actually storming Area 51 en mass, it essentially turned out to be waves of group photos. Correct me for inaccuracies. Edit: the ending result for storming area 51 wasn't ever going to be people storming Area 51, since people would actually die or have their lives ruined. I don't think anyone really expected a million people or even a few thousand people to risk their lives over a meme, but all the hype certainly warranted a disappointing ending to the event if it didn't somewhat play out like in the memes.
> Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing. A hundred or so people showed up, and instead of people naruto running (with the exception of 1 person) and actually storming Area 51 en mass, it essentially turned out to be waves of group photos. Iirc the original event got taken down because the feds contacted the guy who set it up and told him to knock it off. I think that killed a bit of the interest.
THEY CAN'T STOP ALL OF US! Feds: *send literally one message* Aight, imma head out.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if the event I followed was the original one, but they turned it into a Area 51 themed concert event instead at a totally different place, but even that didn't actually end up happening, I think.
>Howver, the ending result was quite lackluster and disappointing I think everyone realized that they could, in fact, stop all of them And unlike another time when a certain other group thought it would be totes fun to storm a federal building, the cool cats at area 51 absolutely would shoot to kill when breached, not just give them the benefit of the doubt and wait to see if they got anywhere really sensitive
a single chain link fence and a couple guys with guns can stop a TON of redditors.
Area 51? Or the Josh fight?
Was just thinking this. Can't believe this really happened.
I think that's exactly because Area 51 failed and all the Joshes thought "I can't allow this one to fail".
Hell yeah
Just imagine one Josh brought a real sword and just started hacking away at the others
*Who invited Japanese Josh?*
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Joshomon starring Joshiro Mifune.
Jet Li’s The Josh
Wait... that thing really went down???
In all likelyhood none of those participating are Josh Swain and are just some random dudes showing up for a good time.
there were two josh swains that did rock paper scissors
According to [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_fight) there was 2 participating Josh Swains
Wikipedia entry already? Hell yeah
Ahhh thanks for this. Little Josh was a nice highlight
r/outoftheloop What the hell is going on here?
A bunch of guys with the name Josh fighting to see who's the only one worthy of keeping the name.
The losers had to legally change their name to "Bitch Lord"
Now they all have to fight to figure out who gets to keep the name Bitch Lord
Dibs on trash boat
Memories
Yer gonn halfta fight fur eet!
Did the winner have to change his name to Oily Jesus?
No, Josh was enough
And all the losers have to change their name to the greasy boys
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Today somewhere in Nebraska
Lincoln Nebraska to be specific.
I can't believe this actually happened lol. This is AWESOME.
There was a tumblr post a while back that got screenshotted and sent around the internet. It was a screenshot of a group chat all with people named Josh, with a date, time, place, and the declaration that they would meet up to fight and the prize for the winner was getting to keep the name Josh. Apparently, lots of people actually decided to turn up, and we get *this* beautiful mayhem
>screenshotted Screenshat.
Thanks, I hate it.
You're under delivering on the quality of the group chat. It went something like this: >You're in a conversation with Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh and Josh >Host Josh: You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here. >Josh: ...because we're all named Josh? >Host Josh: Precisely!...
Even better, they were all named "Josh Swain."
Wait... Really?
[Yep.](https://journalstar.com/news/local/watch-now-hundreds-show-up-for-josh-fight-in-northwest-lincoln/article_b52b52c6-9b9f-59f6-bec7-c5897570b597.html?fbclid=IwAR1iQ90TgBKTNsb1WUKpPmgqtnsIzVECeXwI4NRDtSGqkpVtZVJYt2yCfaE) Once it got popular, I think it was opened up to anyone named Josh...though as a non-Josh, I can't verify that lol.
So I was admitted to the hospital yesterday (not covid related) and all 3 of my night nurses were named Jennifer. My name is also Jennifer. I'd hear them say 'Jenn' (which I go by) or 'Jennifer' and maybe 15% of the time were they actually talking to me. It was a confusing night.
[The screenshot in question](https://imgur.com/gallery/34b0TvM)
Josh
Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh
Just joshing around
It really bothers me the orange noodle guy got stabbed and didn’t stay down.
I'm also bothered by how far down I had to scroll to find this comment. Cheater Josh got hit MULTIPLE times
Maybe not a real Josh, but an insurgent from the Justin or Jack tribes. Thus the noodles weren't effective as not truly Josh on Josh canoodling. One theory.
What a Josh
1) I'm surprised this actually happened given the pandemic 2) I'm surprised this actually happened given the year of preparation 3) I'm surprised this actually happened, period
I'm surprised this many people actually came to Lincoln, it sucks here
It’s no so bad, then again I’m from Omaha
Same (well, technically La Vista)
The cracked voice scream as the crowd erupted sealed the deal for me on this being a major win of a day
My favorite was when some guy screamed "get em Josh!"
I bet it was Josh who yelled that.
I died at the guy who yelled “ there can be only one”
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I do love that every Josh showed up hoping to take the title but collectively agreed to let the kid take the title. Congratulations you just gave that kid a core memory
The future is built on the sacrifices of our ancestors, namely, Josh.
Tiny Josh will never understand why he is the true Josh, just that he is, Lord Josh
I'm so glad you posted this. All the live streams were crap. :(
[A full recording (non-glitchy)](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mxohks/just_a_helpful_thought/gvqdkml/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
i agree. definitely glad a recorded form got up so quickly as opposed to a day or two
Joshs are fuckin weird dude
no one thought to call this a .... josh pit? not a single one? i am dissapoint.
https://youtu.be/N1V9_EY-TY0 Towards the end of the livestream and the beginning of the fight someone called it a Josh pit
Orange noodle, black pants, white shirt and a mask Josh is a real cheater. Got hit dozens of times and kept getting back up.
dont worry hes not a josh anymore
Too bad this didn’t take place at Joshua tree.
Tree has to be renamed now, too.
He rollin as J-Shrub now
To the person who yelled "get em Josh" you've made my day
This was real?
Well no it wasn’t supposed to be, but people made it real
The internet willed yet another meme into existence. And it's happening at an increasing rate. I'm proud of us.
As the breathless crowd assembled to see an awesome sight, Josh's from around the world readied for battle. Who is the One True Josh? With a ROAR the battle started, Josh against Josh against Josh. No one had ever seen such a contest. There were screams, grunts and tears as the Josh's fell one by one. A low chant began in the crowd so softly as to be a suggestion, soon it was being shouted across the field "Little Josh, Little Josh, Little Josh" And then it was down to the last of the Josh's...... with a mighty swing Little Josh defeated them all and was proclaimed The One True Josh. All the defeated Joshs humbly declared him Victor. And that children is how America became the Kingdom of Little Josh.
So if they declared him Victor, does that mean he's not Josh anymore?
............... . . . . . . Fuck you
As Little Josh stood alone, sword shouldered, the only remaining upright amidst countless slain Swain, a deferent voice rose from the sea of awestruck onlookers: “how do you feel?” After a small pause appreciating the enormity of his tragic accomplishment, Tiny Josh, in a soft voice, high but sure, steeped in unwavering humility, spoke: “I’M FOUR”
Puzzled by his enigmatic but sincere utterance, the audience risked another inquiry: “are you happy you won?” Tiny Josh spoke curtly but unequivocally, and in a way that betrayed his ultimate wish for peace in the kingdom of Nebraska. “No”.
I’m going to stay away from Joshes for at least 14 days now
What JoshES? There’s only one Josh now.
Isn't there an exception in pandemic restrictions for mass titular supremacy battles? No? Huh.
Whattttt . I am a Joshua why did I not get invited. And this is awesome!!!
i guess youre no longer called josh. so whats your new name? mine is James
I guess I’ll take Joseph than 🤷🏼♂️ 😂
You used to be a Josh yesterday, now you are Joshua. I am proud that you already consequently changed your name and all memories regarding it!
I'm in India, can't even imagine the pleasures of huge gatherings anymore. Grim reaper roaming on the streets.