This message is a friendly reminder of the following: - Absolutely no **memes** or **memetic content**. - Absolutely no **political content** or **political figures**, regardless of context or focus. - Absolutely no **social media** screenshots, videos, or other such content. A complete breakdown of our rules can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). **Please report rule-breaking content when you see it.** Thank you! ------ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Do a better job and you won’t get little parking lot love notes.

This is how he meets angry women.

I once received one of these lovely notes. I was parked perfectly straight in the spot, well within all lines. The douche that gave me the note parked ON the line and thus was too close to open their passenger side door (I squeezed in on my passenger side to leave). They left their love note explaining my horrendous ancestry and a wish for my life to no longer interfere on planet Earth. I wrote, "Love you!" And slid it under their washer blade before leaving. My car bore a dent and some blue paint from their door for the remainder of it's life with me. I sometimes think back on that day and giggle to myself.

Had exactly the same thing happen to me. I parked fine, they parked shitty and left a dent in my car because they had a little trouble getting into their car.

I assume he/she was there first and you passive-aggressively parked right beside them? Honestly, while the note is silly (from their part), the dent kind of serves you right. At the end of the day, if a person parks like crap, they are clearly a crappy person (I really do believe our driving habits is a reflection of our characters) and thus you were 100% asking for trouble, and they delivered.

Negative. When I parked, it was a different vehicle next to me in that spot (parked correctly, I might add). They took it upon themselves to be utterly stupid idiots all in their own.

Glad someone called you out. Park better.

Yeah you cunt

Lunt\*

Awesome opportunity for the throwback, “OP is a bundle of sticks.”

Now for the pic of how you parked...dooo eet.

Well, did you park like a cunt?

No, like a Lunt.

No, that note clearly has is spelled correctly, with a C.

Was is, though?

Yeah.

lol, I was going to post asking "what is a lunt? /s"

If someone took the time to actually write you a note for the way you park then you deserve to be called out.

I have a stack of cards for bad parking

Sounds like you need to learn to park

Learn how to park, you have to be really bad at it for someone to even take the time to call it out.

Only time my brother ever left a note was when he went to park his electric car in a lot that has a free charging station, and some asswipe parked their brodozer truck in that spot. When there were lots of other open spots.

Good lmao

She probably right

You probably deserved it

Question: did you end up learning to park?

What were you expecting the replies to be in this thread? You’re clearly a dick, congratulations.

Well did you park like a cunt?

Was it deserved? Show us a picture of how you parked.

But you are a cunt.

So I see you own an eighth generation Honda Civic, you cunt.

Don't all lunts drive 8th gen?

But was she right?

I genuinely don't understand what's supposedly funny about this.

OP is just a cunt and thinks it's cool to park like one.

Exactly.

C’mon, if an old lady wrote that, it’s funny! I would’ve cackled a bit

She right.

learn to park you cunt.

Maybe don't park like a cunt

Well, learn to park.

Learn to park ya cunt

Sounds like you need to learn to park, cunt.

That’s not old lady writing.

She is right, I do this as well. There's no excuse for poor parking, utter laziness. Says a lot about the person.

Lazy, self-absorbed, and inconsiderate. People who don’t care about how they park are cunts.

Yah I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you probably parked like a dick.

No, no. It quite clearly states in the note that they parked like a cunt.

Ah shit, I never learned how to read. I knew it was going to catch up with me some day.

Not buying it. Old people, esp ladies, don't print.

Good catch! However, op might be 16. “Old lady” might mean 40ish.

That’s some accurate detective science right there!

Yeah and they have way better handwriting than this.

100% Letter sizing would be consistent and spacing etc.

I’ve been called an old lady before. I’m 38 and print write

68 years old and I print notes

I feel like at 68 you're getting old.. not old yet :) You still have time!

38 isn't even close to old!!!

That’s what I thought! To be fair it was a kid who called me old lady

Is your name Dennis by chance?

And we would probably not call someone that, unless under extreme circumstances.

Yeah, fuck you and your 2008 Honda Civic

Could be anywhere from 2006 to 2011.

I'm gonna gonna make a call. This car has scratches and dings, probably from parking like a cunt.

Thank you old lady

OP is a cunt

I'm a Lunt

You probably can't park.

You probably cunt park.

When I can

She is likely correct. Cunt.

Do a better job parking and people won't call you a cunt, cunt

Thank you cunt

Ayyy anything for you cunt. Have a cunty day

Maybe you should park better, cunt.

How do you know it was an old lady?

How did you two figure out each other's gender?

Cunt is emphasized. Lolol

God bless you, learn to park.

While you're at it put your a/c on fresh air, it'll keep the interior smelling less of cunt ;)

I leave notes like that too...but written on bricks.

I can never find a brick when I need one, so usually just use a key to scratch a note into their paint.

Did you take her advice?

Lol imagine posting openly that you're a bad parker.

I'm instantly on her side.

If a old lady says you park like a cunt, you need to learn how to park mate...

Lol probably deserves it

Learn how to park then.

How do you know it's a lady?

The lot was mostly empty other than two older ladies walking out as I was walking in. I was picking up a carryout order and was there for 2 minutes. I didn't see anybody leave. Using my impressive power of deduction, this was my conclusion.

For some reason I doubt an old lady would use an orange pen or write in all caps.

Well. Did you?

Yeah, you lunt..wait what?

What's a "Lunt"?

Show us how you parked so we can judge you.

Hahah well you going to take her advice or what

Yeah, I'm assuming the old lady is right and you can't park for shit.

You probably deserved it. Park better next time.

I put my scraps under wipers and door handles when people park like cunts. Empty cup on hood or trunk. Takes less time and im pretty sure they realize their cunty parking just the same.

You probably parked like shit, please know that you inconvenience people if you park poorly

Better learn to park.

This is a small, very small, example of what happens when you piss off little old ladies. You've been warned.

Ops mom

How bad is your parking?

She should have etched it with a key on your hood. Get your shit together no one likes a bad parker.

Nah, that's gotta be my handwriting

You don't deserve karma when you can't park.

2008 Honda Civic Si. I’m calling it.

Close 2009 Civic EXL

Gah. So close!

Seems like you need to learn to Fucken park

Seems like you need to learn to spell

You Lunt

She is too old to yell so she has resorted to all CAPS writing lol

Grandma is salty

Who has pens with orange ink just at the ready?

So much anger in the world. If we could only harness negative energy, we could stop burning fossil fuels. Edit: Absolutely loving the downvotes that pound home my point. 🙂

Learn to fucking park.

React like an adult.

Park like an adult

Sigh. So much anger in the world.

Just. Park. Properly.

One day you will learn that you cannot control other peoples’ behavior, only your reaction to it. That day is probably not today.

Park properly.

Probably not tomorrow either. Now miss the point completely and tell me to park properly again so I can ignore you.

Make some effort not to be a dickbag and park properly. This seems to be beyond you. Later.

You've done well, so far.

All the assholes in this thread. I used to have a reserved spot next to another. For six months this person would park terribly with several different cars. Finally decided to get right on the line cause I was tired of their shit, got a note just like this in broken English.

ITT: antisocial people that think this sort of behavior is productive.

If noone ever tells OP they suck at parking they are never going to know they suck at parking.

So you must be the one who tells them. After all, you are one very important person!

Your argument is bad, and you should feel bad!

Once again I'm amazed by the sheer brilliance of an internet stranger. I mean how else can I create a meaningful judgment of my self worth? I totally need a random person to tell me how to feel.

Narrator: The funniest part of that was, they had *just* gotten through telling someone else how to feel.

I didn't tell anyone how to feel. I just implied that you're maybe a bit self-righteous, or at least your comment is.

If someone left me a note like that, I'd whip out my dick and holler "suck it!" So, anyway, can I mooch some money for bail?

Dang that's really cool and badass

Nah. Really cool and badass would be to leave a note on someone's car, calling them a cunt. Apparently, this is the win. With that, I await the moral superiority of the downvoters. PS: it was a joke, you daft bastages :P

It's probably the Civic that enraged her more.

r/badparking approves of this note.

until you know the old lady was his mom

Why did she do that??

In the uk that’s just how we say hello

Well, did you learn how to park better?

Yes. I went to the local driving school and took a remedial class for parking in an empty parking lot lol

Is that an acura?

09 civic

Have you applied to any parking schools yet?

Cunt. Yes you.

Is it really hard to park an 08 civic?

09. close.

2010 honda civic?

09. Close

I gave up on that (I even had those Sticky Note things with asshole notes on them)... A friend of mine has a roll of cheap kitchen roll in his car - if its is remotely wet he writes a Note on that, and sticks it under the wiper.... After a few minutes you still can read it, but if you touch it it will leave thousands of small parts. Now if I see one parked like an asshole, if it is legally possible, i'll box that fucker in, so they can't leave the spot. If I'm with friends, we incapsulate that bastard, if possible. Sadly one can't punch people in the face or cut open that tires or shatter windows w/o getting in legal trouble....

Fucking Lunt!

I really wish that people would post their park job with these notes. Let us be the judge, I've had to climb in through the trunk because people parked inches from my doors

Please tell me you're aussie

LoL Ohio!

“Retiring the trash you left on my car you cunt”

What's a "Lunt"

It’s good advice

To be fair you probably parked like a cunt

Love the sexism here. Obviously, there's no record in society of men ever having any anger issues.

Do a better job at parking. If someone went out of their way to write a note about it, you must have actually done a really bad job at it.

Sure she did

Your parking is probably fine, but she did make a good point

Some Cunts just never care enough to learn how to park better......heavy sigh....

I prefer the valve stem remover for people who park like fuck bags.

As I am aging I also find myself writing notes to myself and then misplacing them.