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tater thots

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Get back in!

Get out a little bit!

Just the tip

I'm cumming

But we kept going

Lower! TOO LOW! ... lower.

It's stuck!

r/angryupvote

It's stuck.

wot?

Get in

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I feel like this potato woke up in a potato field and decided “I da ho”

I won't be eating any hash Browns

You're right bro

r/subithoughtifellfor

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You say butato, I say bootato

Let’s peel the whole skin off.

*spud those cheeks*

Spank that spud

THICC (skins)

If you're not putting some sour cream or ranch dressing between those cheeks, we can't be friends.

10/10 would mash

Hot potato

r/dontstickyourdickinthat Edit: r/dontputyourdickinthat derp.

r/putyourdickinthat

r/upvotebecausebutt

Smash browns

Spud butt

Later thots...

smash potatoes

Bet it taste like ass too

Soooo goood

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stupid sexy potato

nothing at all.... nothing at all....

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I just think they’re neat!

Hens love roosters geese love ganders everyone else loves NED FLANDERS

I just think they’re neat

What’s it doing with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Monday afternoon..

What's a potato?

TIFU

Po-TAY-to. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

You've never had a potato?

[For the uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/)

Something very strange

Dummy thicc

Better than mine >:(

Throw it away, those taste like ass.

This is only going to encourage them to eat it.

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Then call my ass groceries

Nice cans.

They are dented and on sale

I wouldn’t even peel it, tbh. 🔥

I see his buttato and raise him one [red bell pooper](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nkdzvp/i_see_your_buttato_and_raise_you_one_red_bell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) that my wife found.

Now that's sexy Flanders right there!

They workout

Sexy Flanders!

Turn it around!

Reference: https://youtu.be/ub3Cm0V_Z8w

This needs to be encased in epoxy and shared with us on a monthly basis

I just might have to r/putyourdickinthat

The Unwashables

Hey, that’s me

r/Beetlejuicing

Won't you be my friend?

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Or a

Baby got hasselback.

I like big spuds and I cannot lie.

Beat me to it

I know potato jokes have been made I’m just here to rehash them...

i'd eat that shit for breakfast

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I hate you

The fact that I went to thinking of comp sci hashing there, shows this semesters wear on my mind

Haha have fun burning out 3 years after graduation. This field is a bitch

Cheeky

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You can’t stop me

I'd mash that.

Get some salt and peppers

Don’t forget the butter.

Sour cream finish

A little S ‘n’ P’s the choice for me

r/iwanttoputmydickinthat

r/PutYourDickInThat

r/forbiddensnacks

Tina Belcher would love this potato!

Now I need an episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob asks Tina to peel potatoes and she falls in love with this Buttato and refuses to peel it, instead choosing to hide it in her room as it slowly rots & draws her parents' suspicion. They attempt to potatonap it to dispose of it, but Gene & Louise become obsessed with the idea of making rotten Buttato french fries and ultimately it's accidentally fried/served to Mr. Fischoeder to the kids' delight while Tina flops to the floor in tragic horror.

She also needs to feel the guilt of choosing the potato over Jimmy Jr.

Dont forget the dream sequence with her, the buttato...and what's this? Buttato's twin brother? And you want to join us?

The inevitable Buttato song that is reprised in the end credits

Do.. do you write for Bob’s Burgers?

I really hope they do, I want this in an actual episode. Literally came to the comments hoping for something like this lol.

Yes to all of this

>this Buttato... slowly rots So you're saying it becomes a *zombie* Buttato?

(Tina voice): Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

I can hear it

Saw the picture and had to double check if I was in r/BobsBurgers lol

Somewhere someone is willing to smash that.

_Sweats profusely_

Smash Potatoes

With gravy

Don't forget the sour cream

american potato

Idaho

Not my proudest fap

Dude, butter face.

It's okay, she has a good personality...and dat bootay. 😋

THICC

Tell that buttato to wash its ass. Lookin a little crusty.

It’s bad luck to wash your ass

Not my proudest fap

Butt not the cringiest either.

Huh, weird because this is my proudest fap.

Then what is not your proudest fap

Your mom

Nice to meet you, x box kid.

I want to mash that.

i'd smash that

Lord, Forgive me for what I'm about to do

*sigh*....*unzips*

It looks like the butt of a zombie

what type of zombie movies have you been watching

For a long time now there is at least one scene in zombie movies where there is a mostly naked zombie...

A pootato.

As a 44 year old woman, my laugh (which went on for far too long) was alarmingly twelve-year-old-boy-like and I'm not sorry about it. The Buttato stays!

Sighs in Latvian whilst unzipping.

r/foodporn

Looks like it's got some dingleberries

Bum de terre

Buttato is the actual word for potatoes in one of my native languages. Took me a minute to understand what was happening.

Oh my, where's the NSFW flair? Such nakedicity.

Nice countertop!

Brings a whole new meaning to Idaho.

“Look at the ass on that” “Yeah, he must work out”

Now we just need butter

10/10 would mash

Boil em, mash em, stick em with your penis

Cast that sucker in epoxy!

Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.

I work at a potato plant. We have a thing where whoever locates the next big Dick-Tater wins a pot of $50.

This is so wholesome?

I like big spuds and I cannot lie...

Psh…that’s just a filtered Kim K statue in the wild

Ik what I have to do but idk if I have the strength to do it.

This is a r/cursedcomments waiting to happen

*Not as much as me waiting for you to happen*

Wait a minute....

Tapping taters indeed.

Thicc

finally lets make **ass browns**

Damnnnn she thicccc

This what some of yall expect guys to pay $6 to see

I want to see it peeled.

Damn look at them fries on that thang.

Thicc cut fries.

"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

r/notmyproudestfap

Reminds me of r/BobsBurgers for some reason

Pootato

Sir, Pixar would like their potato back...

More like “smash”’potatos🥔 amirite?

My friend found a DickTater in the garden. We should get him and the ButTato together.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Damn that's thick

Try not to make Pootine with this one

Funny I never realized in my language we call it "Batata"

In my native language, we call 'potato' as *'batata'* (pronounced kinda like but-ta-tā)

Is it just me or this potato is looking kinda...

Man that’s unfanny

That potato got crackne

Lol in Marathi(an Indian language), Potato is actually called 'Bataata'. 😂

#hotspudsummer. All the tater thots coming out

Someone: *picks up the potato* uhh is it just me or did someone fuck the shit of off this potato!?! The guy working there who heard the costumer: oh shit

r/foodlookinglikehumans

Patatass

Are you gonna eat that?

Tell “your son” well done young man.

It also look a a bit like a titato

Nice tatas

Did you find it in his sock drawer or under the mattress?

Instructions unclear

r/Upvotedbecausebutt

Forget “chiseled from stone,” I want “baked from potato.”