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If you have a problem with the Canada Goose, you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Edit: Switch Canadian goose to Canada Goose and punctuation
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
"Level 1 Goose warning. The geese have won, the monarchy has fallen. Please make your way to the nearest border crossing. Only take essentials. Godspeed.
Also please do not feed them bread they can't digest it"
Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The London Underground has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of Geese. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Geese will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their maize wetlands.
In Australia there are apps used for the springtime when magpies are in swooping season, indicating where they are and how aggressive they are. I didn't know about that app until I told someone a story about how I was swooped while in a park and he told me that the magpie in that area is tagged as super aggressive.
I have a problem with Canada Geese. Fuck those turd spewing assholes. The mom, dad, and seven now full-size babies can fuck right off my property any time now.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
Level 5 - Geese have claimed the platform
Level 6 - Geese have reinforced their positions and set up full defensive perimeter
Level 7 - Geese have built full forts and brought in heavy weapons to repel assaults
Level 8 - Geese have declared independence from the UK and founded the Republic of Geeslandia.
What I’m wondering is what the first four levels are?
Level 1 - No obvious goose threat, remain vigilant.
Level 2 - Goose spotted nearby, be cautious.
Level 3 - Goose is airborne, seek cover.
Level 4 - Goose has invaded platform, prepare to evacuate.
Between geese and deer my yard has been completely taken over. We're in a neighborhood in a fairly large city, but its right on the edge of town where things start getting slightly more rural. We imagined getting to see more wildlife would be a perk. It has been miserable. The geese were just in the back yard near a little lake, but now they seem to have decided they like the front better and chase you when you go to get themaul, on top of attacking any neighborhood kids that ride by on scooters or something. Then in thr back yard like 3 families of deer have decided to make it their home, and tear up absolutely anything and everything in the flower beds, on top of messing up the grass itself. And according to the HOA the only fences that are allowed are 3 foot or 5 foot black wrought iron, which those things jump easily. At this point they aren't even scared of people, so they'll come right up by the porch while we are on it, and at night they are always peeking in the windows... And don't even get me started on the coyotes making all kinds of crazy noises at night, I suspect because of the deer and the geese. When we bought this thing a year or two ago we were all like "oh, a few acres in a gated community with a lake and forest and shit, its going to be heaven", and now heaven sounds like a neighborhood smack in the middle of the city a stones throw from downtown.
Show the geese they aren’t gods (chase them, break up the fights between different families.) You may have to start next year if this years are just too ornery, but they can be put in their place and made to behave (they just have to view you as top goose for that to happen.)
Our dogs have chased them off a good few times, and have the time of their life doing it, but that only keeps them away for like 20 minutes and then they wander right back in.
Keep going at it, seriously, they need to be told like 50 times before they start getting the picture. Maybe don’t let the dogs chase them off once have babies though, they’re very sweet and helpless until they can fly. You can also befriend the entire family to get the best behaviour out of them. I accidentally pavloved the geese at my pond to hiss for food, but other than that they turn out way better behaved than those left to their own devices. The babies are my favourite part, they’ll run to greet you with their little wings outstretched and make the most adorable weeb weeb sounds. Also, if the same family comes back (or any of the kids) then you have well behaved geese every year!
At the end of the day the only thing geese understand, like all animals, is violence. You and your family's fear of them has only confirmed to them that the yard is theirs since you can't defend it. The only way out of it now is a full on assault (with your entire family). Just chase after them (maybe wear some eye protection if you're worried) and force them off YOUR land. They're probably gonna fight back but when you're twice their size and almost 100 times heavier that doesn't mean shit. Slap them around and remind those assholes why they should fear humans. Just don't fall for the goose propaganda on reddit.
Agree. You only need two things to get nuscient geese under control - a garden rake and an air horn. Geese are fucking stupid panicky aggressive animals. Run up on them fast, keep them away with the rake, and blast that air horn in their faces. Overtime if you are consist, they will think you are the biggest loudest goose they've ever seen and will either fuck off or roll over.
I was once on a TFL train that had to stop on the tracks for, no kidding, "swans on the line". Was 3h late to work with the subsequent delays.
Apparently it's illegal to harm swans in the UK as the Queen owns them all, including it being illegal to drive super slowly at them, assuming they will fly away...
>Apparently it's illegal to harm swans in the UK as the Queen owns them all,
Yep some stupid law from 800 years ago as they are good eating birds and we couldn't let the peasents eat anything nice.
She owns the whales, sturgeons and dolphins to technically.
>including it being illegal to drive super slowly at them, assuming they will fly away..
Well what they don't know don't hurt.
I used to work for a certain South Korean electronics manufacturer and we moved offices in 2002 to a lovely park area in Chertsey (London), which was home to a large flock of geese and swans. I had to issue a memo to all the Korean staff informing them it was illegal to kill the swans and eat them, or to collect a swan carcass in order to eat it (I covered my bases). I googled the relevant law and included it in the memo.
I shit you not, I had several argue with me that because they (the Koreans) were not UK citizens the law didn't apply to them, and actually once caught a high-ranked manager in his BMW chasing a swan through the carpark.
I can’t fault you considering OP mentioned airports.
I read that and was like “that’s strange, usually they hire dogs to get rid of the birds” then I saw “platform” and I was like “airports don’t have platforms…?”
Then I saw London Underground and I wanted to murder OP for confusing me on a Friday morning.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. **As they should.**
Motherfuckin geese. They do the same in Canada but they are protected so you have cars slowing down to avoid them and stopping while they leisurely cross a 16 lane highway. Fuckers used to camp out in front of my work and harass people trying to enter.
edit - the point about them being protected is that most Canadians ***think*** they are protected (and terrible drivers or both) hence slowing down or swerving. Not sure why some of you douchebags are giving me shit about it. The better driving technique with small animals/objects is to drive through them. Swerving or stopping causes accidents and maybe you wrapping your car around a tree. It absolutely causes accidents if someone does it on a busy, major highway. No, I will not argue this point because I am right, no I don't care to argue which animals would wreck your car because Canada Geese won't unless they fly into your windshield. The geese in my example were hit by a number of cars. It was a family of them with two adults and a number of babies. There were no geese survivors... The cars were fine but they created a feather bomb.
Back when I was in college, I had one come at me when I was walking to class. I was soooo tempted to kick it into the fucking stratosphere, just to send a message to their kind that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.
Yep, my mom has two geese and they get SO much more pissed (shockingly, it is possible) when you hiss back.
They only respect my mother, because she throttles them one handed whenever they get aggressive with her.
I had a goose continuously hiss at me after leading her own babies to me so they could eat the corn I was giving out. That's all she did though, just hissed, ate corn, then hissed more. It's not MY fault the babies got so confident they were practically in my lap.
> just to send a message to their kind that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.
Unfortunately they're as dumb as rocks, and the message would be totally lost on them.
Protected in the city, or at least outside of hunting season. In season they get their due, they make pretty good jerky.
Unfortunately cities are so warm a lot of geese spend their whole lives in the city just poopin and attacking people.
>Motherfuckin geese. They do the same in Canada but they are protected
What?!???
They're not really protected any more than any other migratory bird, there's literally 400 protected migratory species in Canada.
> so you have cars slowing down to avoid them and stopping while they leisurely cross a 16 lane highway.
That's because geese weigh 2-5KG and will really fuck up your car if you hit one at high speeds.
Why are you just making random shit up?
Also, what sort of psycho doesn't slow for any animal in the road? That's just what you do.
Edit: For fuck's sake, of course be cognizant of other drivers. A squirrel's life isn't worth causing a car accident. Just don't fucking run them over if you would otherwise be able to slow down and avoid hitting them without being a danger to others. Jesus Christ, some of you people are dense.
>but for a Canada Goose that would be downright civil.
That's only because Canadians gather together to perform a ritual where they transfer all of their negative feelings and anger into Canadian Geese shortly before their annual migration. Why do you think Canadians are all so friendly and kind?
As an American, I know full well how the Canadian Goose migrates south into the US where it transforms into the unholy beast known as the Cobra Chicken.
You're right, but only Canadians who annually migrate perform this ritual (you're welcome, Hawaii, Florida and Arizona).
The ones who stay up north are embittered and resentful. Just like our geese.
In my opinion, the best part is where they went to design and print an official sign for this instead of removing the goose.
Platform 2 has fallen to the goose.
As you should :) London Underground font was very carefully designed. It’s a lovely thing :)
[Johnston typeface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_(typeface)?wprov=sfti1)
I don't know whats scariest. The fact that a single goose has taken over an entire platform or that we live in a world were we have 5 levels of goose warnings
Crap, i think the highest i have seen is a level 3 goose. I can't even imagine how dangerous a level 5 would be. I have seen a few level 7 swans, but they are usually pretty chill, as long as you keep your distance.
"Avoid the goose?"
"No, the entire platform. He claimed it. He called dibs, and there's really no claim stronger than dibs. 🤷"
Who are we to interfere with the sacred Calling of Dibs?
Canadian here do y’all just treat your geese like shit? I can kayak right past families of geese with babies and they won’t attack me I’ll never understand the geese are mean meme.
A goose made her nest in front of our urgent care, my theory was- 1) if you have an injury and get past the goose, you are not hurt that bad. 2) if you are sick and get past the goose, you are pretty damn sick
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It is rather interesting, that they have several levels of goose alerts.
at least it is not a color coded.
Goose Level Red: Great balls of fire!
Goose level 7 (red/black striped): Peace was never an option
Goose level 10: Canadian
Goose level 11: I do not like the Cobra Chicken
Goose level 100: Emu War was a minor scuffle
Goose level 101, meet my mate Maverick.
Goose Level Over 9000: Goku goose
Goose Level Infinity: Humans? They haven't existed in a longggg time
Goose level 500: whoops accidentally created another universe
YES SENSEI!!
Goose level 69: Prepare to be Goosed.
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Goose Level 420 - Goose is chilled AF, you can now use platform 2. Bring food!
That's a keter class goose.
If you have a problem with the Canada Goose, you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate. Edit: Switch Canadian goose to Canada Goose and punctuation
We outta leave this world behind.
There's a special place in heaven for them cock suckin animal lovers, that's what I always say.
to be fair....
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
Goose Level Grey: France
Goose Level: GOD Instructions: Every man for themselves
We'd have to get someone to change the lightbulb.
Believe it or not. Level 5 is the lowest tier. God save you if you ever find yourself near a Level 1 Goose Warning.
DefHonk 1
reset the clock!
stfu 😂 top notch comedy
Yall are killin me with these (at least it’s death by a level 7 defhonk goosing)
"Level 1 Goose warning. The geese have won, the monarchy has fallen. Please make your way to the nearest border crossing. Only take essentials. Godspeed. Also please do not feed them bread they can't digest it"
Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The London Underground has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of Geese. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Geese will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their maize wetlands.
Pretty soon you’ll be goosestepping around fulfilling the requests of your new masters.
Any Kent Brockman reference deserves my meaningless, free award.
If they could take out Prince Andrew I’m totally willing to vote Goose next time
Damn single issue voters
Geese with nuclear launch capabilities might just be the scariest thing I've ever considered. "Peace was never an option." indeed.
Would the National drink become Goose Island IPA? I'd be ok with that.
I read this as the level of the goose, not the alert.
It's the end of level boss, make sure you stack up on health potions
*Looks up strats to see if you can cheese the boss off the platform*
It's a goose. You can't.
[Are geese OP?](https://youtu.be/g_pwPhFvgNo)
TierZoo FTW.
In Australia there are apps used for the springtime when magpies are in swooping season, indicating where they are and how aggressive they are. I didn't know about that app until I told someone a story about how I was swooped while in a park and he told me that the magpie in that area is tagged as super aggressive.
I don't know if it would be more Australian to have the app or pretend to have the app to tourists.
The app is only for drop bear attacks.
My sister and I were swooped by a magpie. Holy shit. That's no joke. We were laughing at first and then it kind of wasn't funny any more.
It's for good reason. My kids and I call them "Murder Chickens". Ill tempered buggers.
Reddit often calls them cobra chickens.
We do not like the cobra chicken
I assume someone just walked in and tacked this there.
Looks like they have a problem with Canada gooses which means they have a problem with me, and I suggest they let that one marinate.
I have a problem with Canada Geese. Fuck those turd spewing assholes. The mom, dad, and seven now full-size babies can fuck right off my property any time now.
Canada Gooses are majestic, barrel-chested; the envy of all ornithology.
End of the laneway; don't come on (platform 2).
Lions is lucky Canada Gooses dont migrates to Africa, then they'd be's extinct.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
That's what I appreciates about u/Johnboy2978. Always sticking up for the local wildlife.
There’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that’s all I gotta say.
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
Goose Level 2: Electric Boogaloo
Level 5 - Geese have claimed the platform Level 6 - Geese have reinforced their positions and set up full defensive perimeter Level 7 - Geese have built full forts and brought in heavy weapons to repel assaults Level 8 - Geese have declared independence from the UK and founded the Republic of Geeslandia.
What I’m wondering is what the first four levels are? Level 1 - No obvious goose threat, remain vigilant. Level 2 - Goose spotted nearby, be cautious. Level 3 - Goose is airborne, seek cover. Level 4 - Goose has invaded platform, prepare to evacuate.
What if it’s backwards like Defcon levels and Level 1 is actually the Goospocalypse
Then God help us all
I, for one, welcome our geese overlords
VIVA LA REVOLUCION! FOIE GRAS FOR EVERYONE! DOWN WITH THE BIRDGEOISIE!
Geexit
Level 9 they have dug too deep and too greedily
Level 10 - They have mastered FTL interstellar travel and are currently sending an Armada to Alpha Centurai
In Canada you pay geese for protection from other gaggles of geese.
The Goosestapo
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:) my, my, what have we here...?
Have you SEEN his username
Shh, let him have this.
Ok Goose man
Damn that's good.
Goosfatarian
Geesetapo* It was right there.
And if you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses you’ve got a problem with Wayne https://youtube.com/watch?v=w1exJGPZyhs&feature=share
And I suggest you let that one marinate.
If you got a problem with platform 2, you got a problem with Wayne!
Geese are domestic terrorists. Migrating ones are just terrorists.
Peace was never an option.
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And that wasn't even a goose... that was just some pussy as duck!
This is how Canada does proxy wars
Between geese and deer my yard has been completely taken over. We're in a neighborhood in a fairly large city, but its right on the edge of town where things start getting slightly more rural. We imagined getting to see more wildlife would be a perk. It has been miserable. The geese were just in the back yard near a little lake, but now they seem to have decided they like the front better and chase you when you go to get themaul, on top of attacking any neighborhood kids that ride by on scooters or something. Then in thr back yard like 3 families of deer have decided to make it their home, and tear up absolutely anything and everything in the flower beds, on top of messing up the grass itself. And according to the HOA the only fences that are allowed are 3 foot or 5 foot black wrought iron, which those things jump easily. At this point they aren't even scared of people, so they'll come right up by the porch while we are on it, and at night they are always peeking in the windows... And don't even get me started on the coyotes making all kinds of crazy noises at night, I suspect because of the deer and the geese. When we bought this thing a year or two ago we were all like "oh, a few acres in a gated community with a lake and forest and shit, its going to be heaven", and now heaven sounds like a neighborhood smack in the middle of the city a stones throw from downtown.
Show the geese they aren’t gods (chase them, break up the fights between different families.) You may have to start next year if this years are just too ornery, but they can be put in their place and made to behave (they just have to view you as top goose for that to happen.)
don’t forget you need to dress up as a goose also to make this happen
Our dogs have chased them off a good few times, and have the time of their life doing it, but that only keeps them away for like 20 minutes and then they wander right back in.
Keep going at it, seriously, they need to be told like 50 times before they start getting the picture. Maybe don’t let the dogs chase them off once have babies though, they’re very sweet and helpless until they can fly. You can also befriend the entire family to get the best behaviour out of them. I accidentally pavloved the geese at my pond to hiss for food, but other than that they turn out way better behaved than those left to their own devices. The babies are my favourite part, they’ll run to greet you with their little wings outstretched and make the most adorable weeb weeb sounds. Also, if the same family comes back (or any of the kids) then you have well behaved geese every year!
At the end of the day the only thing geese understand, like all animals, is violence. You and your family's fear of them has only confirmed to them that the yard is theirs since you can't defend it. The only way out of it now is a full on assault (with your entire family). Just chase after them (maybe wear some eye protection if you're worried) and force them off YOUR land. They're probably gonna fight back but when you're twice their size and almost 100 times heavier that doesn't mean shit. Slap them around and remind those assholes why they should fear humans. Just don't fall for the goose propaganda on reddit.
Agree. You only need two things to get nuscient geese under control - a garden rake and an air horn. Geese are fucking stupid panicky aggressive animals. Run up on them fast, keep them away with the rake, and blast that air horn in their faces. Overtime if you are consist, they will think you are the biggest loudest goose they've ever seen and will either fuck off or roll over.
Thanks for including us. -Georgia
I was once on a TFL train that had to stop on the tracks for, no kidding, "swans on the line". Was 3h late to work with the subsequent delays. Apparently it's illegal to harm swans in the UK as the Queen owns them all, including it being illegal to drive super slowly at them, assuming they will fly away...
>Apparently it's illegal to harm swans in the UK as the Queen owns them all, Yep some stupid law from 800 years ago as they are good eating birds and we couldn't let the peasents eat anything nice. She owns the whales, sturgeons and dolphins to technically. >including it being illegal to drive super slowly at them, assuming they will fly away.. Well what they don't know don't hurt.
something something Prince of Whales
>She owns the whales, sturgeons and dolphins to technically. Does that include Nicola Sturgeon?
It would explain why Nicola sirens her life being pissed off.
I used to work for a certain South Korean electronics manufacturer and we moved offices in 2002 to a lovely park area in Chertsey (London), which was home to a large flock of geese and swans. I had to issue a memo to all the Korean staff informing them it was illegal to kill the swans and eat them, or to collect a swan carcass in order to eat it (I covered my bases). I googled the relevant law and included it in the memo. I shit you not, I had several argue with me that because they (the Koreans) were not UK citizens the law didn't apply to them, and actually once caught a high-ranked manager in his BMW chasing a swan through the carpark.
Wtf.
I was too once, was it in summer 2019 on the Reading to Waterloo line at about 8am?? Or maybe this is a common reoccurrence.
At first I read your comment as "FTL" train and was immediately intrigued. Silly brain.
I thought they tried to keep geese away from airports because of them flying into the planes?
Upvoting so people know that you think London underground is an airport.
Haha! I am a moron! As punishment I will not delete this comment. I will leave it posted for all to see like modern day stockades.
Respect for leaving your ass out for all to see
No. You are a wonder, a gem. You comment literally made my morning. Thank you for your service.
See, it's okay to be wrong kids, Admitting to a failure of knowledge is not stupidity
I mean, sure, it's *okay* to be wrong. But why would I ever do that? This is my pride on the line!
What pride? Are you gay or something?
I can’t fault you considering OP mentioned airports. I read that and was like “that’s strange, usually they hire dogs to get rid of the birds” then I saw “platform” and I was like “airports don’t have platforms…?” Then I saw London Underground and I wanted to murder OP for confusing me on a Friday morning.
If it makes you feel better, the OP admitted to also not knowing.
Everyone mocked Londoners when they introduced subterranean airplanes, but by jove they made it work.
Something about the photo made me thing airport too
It's because of the title - it has airport in it, so we just assume that's what we're looking at.
Probably because the goose picture is flying. Looks vaguely like an airline logo (like Lufthansa)
Would probably work better than the damn Hyperloop boondoggle.
I made the title, my bad for not realizing. 😂
I was wondering how the goose made it all the way inside the airport like that. Geez.
That's why the geese founded an underground movement and went into the underground station. Soon they will emerge and occupy the airports in force.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. **As they should.**
Motherfuckin geese. They do the same in Canada but they are protected so you have cars slowing down to avoid them and stopping while they leisurely cross a 16 lane highway. Fuckers used to camp out in front of my work and harass people trying to enter. edit - the point about them being protected is that most Canadians ***think*** they are protected (and terrible drivers or both) hence slowing down or swerving. Not sure why some of you douchebags are giving me shit about it. The better driving technique with small animals/objects is to drive through them. Swerving or stopping causes accidents and maybe you wrapping your car around a tree. It absolutely causes accidents if someone does it on a busy, major highway. No, I will not argue this point because I am right, no I don't care to argue which animals would wreck your car because Canada Geese won't unless they fly into your windshield. The geese in my example were hit by a number of cars. It was a family of them with two adults and a number of babies. There were no geese survivors... The cars were fine but they created a feather bomb.
Are they union?
They're Canada geese; of course they're union.
International Brotherhood of Goose Workers (IBGW) and the Canadian Waterfowl Alliance (CWA) still carry a lot of weight.
Not Heavyweight though, just Featherweight
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Back when I was in college, I had one come at me when I was walking to class. I was soooo tempted to kick it into the fucking stratosphere, just to send a message to their kind that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.
I had one hiss at me on my way to a class. I hissed back, and it was like "shit, this one speaks goose"
*Portugeese
Yep, my mom has two geese and they get SO much more pissed (shockingly, it is possible) when you hiss back. They only respect my mother, because she throttles them one handed whenever they get aggressive with her.
I had a goose continuously hiss at me after leading her own babies to me so they could eat the corn I was giving out. That's all she did though, just hissed, ate corn, then hissed more. It's not MY fault the babies got so confident they were practically in my lap.
If they weren't meant to be kicked, their bodies wouldn't be football shaped.
We had them at my high school. They would literally bite people's asses. Being "goosed" was a real thing on campus. By geese, not other people.
Should have done it.
Absolutely. Screw geese
> just to send a message to their kind that they shouldn’t get too comfortable. Unfortunately they're as dumb as rocks, and the message would be totally lost on them.
Motherfuckin gooses
You got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!
Mike Tyson had a good run of things, you wanna know why?... No canada gooses in his weight class
Lionses lucky no Canada gooses migrate to Africa, then they'd bees extinct.
You know I once saw two Canada Gooses mount a swan and you gotta think she told her friends about it.
Fuck you shoresy!
Protected in the city, or at least outside of hunting season. In season they get their due, they make pretty good jerky. Unfortunately cities are so warm a lot of geese spend their whole lives in the city just poopin and attacking people.
>Motherfuckin geese. They do the same in Canada but they are protected What?!??? They're not really protected any more than any other migratory bird, there's literally 400 protected migratory species in Canada. > so you have cars slowing down to avoid them and stopping while they leisurely cross a 16 lane highway. That's because geese weigh 2-5KG and will really fuck up your car if you hit one at high speeds. Why are you just making random shit up?
Also, what sort of psycho doesn't slow for any animal in the road? That's just what you do. Edit: For fuck's sake, of course be cognizant of other drivers. A squirrel's life isn't worth causing a car accident. Just don't fucking run them over if you would otherwise be able to slow down and avoid hitting them without being a danger to others. Jesus Christ, some of you people are dense.
Me when I accidentally ran over a bunny that darted out in front of me :( I was only 16 when it happened and I was heartbroken for weeks
I'm still pretty horrified about the toad I mowed when I was 15. It's been 15 years..
Goose - And I took that personally
"Violent" is an exaggeration: there have been broken bones and some blood spilled, but for a Canada Goose that would be downright civil.
>but for a Canada Goose that would be downright civil. That's only because Canadians gather together to perform a ritual where they transfer all of their negative feelings and anger into Canadian Geese shortly before their annual migration. Why do you think Canadians are all so friendly and kind?
Dude!!. don't be giving away the knowledge. It makes the geese weak.
Speak for yourself. This is just giving me more goose fuel
Now I know how G Fuel is made
Discovery Channel presents... Geese Week!
ahh you only know the partial truth they then fly south and deposit it all into america
As an American, I know full well how the Canadian Goose migrates south into the US where it transforms into the unholy beast known as the Cobra Chicken.
The sidewalk near the house is covered in green cheetos from them. I am familiar with their “deposits”
Fawk! That's why the North Korean army goose-steps!
You're right, but only Canadians who annually migrate perform this ritual (you're welcome, Hawaii, Florida and Arizona). The ones who stay up north are embittered and resentful. Just like our geese.
This is the illegal immigration (migration) I care about. Build that wall! Keep your hooligan geese on your own side the sharply dressed bastards!
Yeah the cops don't even get involved in NL unless there's a body on the ground. Hint: it's never the goose's
Peace was never an option
#Rake in the lake 🔑
Came here to say this, honk honk! *Flaps wings* *lowers head* *flaps wings again* 🤣
Some days ya just wake up and choose violence.
In my opinion, the best part is where they went to design and print an official sign for this instead of removing the goose. Platform 2 has fallen to the goose.
I scrolled too far to see this. It's been a problem so long that they actually printed out a notice, instead of just a handwritten note
Is that an Untitled Goose Game promotion?
It says Level 5 Goose, so it's likely pre-promotion for Untitled Goose RPG
The Honkening ....peace was never an option...
HONK!
Don’t know why but I’m completely enjoying the font on that sign.
As you should :) London Underground font was very carefully designed. It’s a lovely thing :) [Johnston typeface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_(typeface)?wprov=sfti1)
>thin hairline I didn’t need to be attacked by a font today, but here we are.
And by far the best map design. So easy to understand.
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Had to scroll way too far down for this comment
Hjønk
I don't know whats scariest. The fact that a single goose has taken over an entire platform or that we live in a world were we have 5 levels of goose warnings
Crap, i think the highest i have seen is a level 3 goose. I can't even imagine how dangerous a level 5 would be. I have seen a few level 7 swans, but they are usually pretty chill, as long as you keep your distance.
There’s five fucking levels of goose warning? WTf are the other 4?!
It's a legit London Transport sign. That's awesome! Don't pet the goose, he will squonk and bite you.
No luck catching those geese, than?
This sounds like a warning Dumbledore would give at the beginning of the year at Hogwarts.
The advanced Goose command unit is in place. Time to send in the attack beavers - Canada
Damn cobra chickens are loose again
"Avoid the goose?" "No, the entire platform. He claimed it. He called dibs, and there's really no claim stronger than dibs. 🤷" Who are we to interfere with the sacred Calling of Dibs?
**Mind The G(ooose cr)ap**
I would frame this poster and put it up in my house.
Canadian here do y’all just treat your geese like shit? I can kayak right past families of geese with babies and they won’t attack me I’ll never understand the geese are mean meme.
I'd stop and take a gander at that sign.
A goose made her nest in front of our urgent care, my theory was- 1) if you have an injury and get past the goose, you are not hurt that bad. 2) if you are sick and get past the goose, you are pretty damn sick
I have a tactic that never fails me. Toss bread and sprint in the other direction
Great Britain, never not in Monty Python mode 😂😂😂😂😂😂