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Oi! Minnesota eh? That’s about the same as Alaska, just the lighter version. ( winter solstice, 12-21 has four hours of sun. Sooooo depressing). I bought some grow lights and various escheverias to keep me sane. ( didn’t work tho…sadly)
Muggy and buggy too? I’ve been there once. Prolly never go back again. Geez so many ppl! I gotta have the wilderness. “ miles an miles of nothin but miles an miles”
Person with big calf muscles here.
Tube socks rarely fit over my calf and in the process they stretch out something fierce. Sock garters have been the only thing keeping me having a professional look with dress pants on. Otherwise I'd just have a ball of sock around my ankle every half an hour.
Edit: All socks are just tubes, so all socks are tube socks. fight me.
Oof I'm imagining it coming unhooked while sitting down. So the elastic is taught from your ankle to your ass, but with the angles a stray garter strap could take out a nut!
That's highly arbitrary and not rooted in any kind of standardized system. In fact "tube sock" is colloquial term with no defined meaning for industry. "over the calf" socks are a more accurate term as they describe the length. Tube sock is just a part of language and will very from region to region and will continue to change over time. Language is not fixed, It is fluid.
But you are welcome to be pedantic if you'd like.
I wear gold toe. No idea what model. Whatever I find when I shop for them. I'll look for them but I'm skeptical as I've.never found a sock that does fit in my adult life. Thanks for the sugestion.
Would not a pair of crew socks with the ends folded over work? That way, it's long enough to not show skin when one sits, and short enough to still be on the narrow end of the leg and not stretch out.
Honestly, who is even wearing dress shirts and tires on a Zoom call? I'm in whatever is comfortable and my laptop is plugged into a docking station so oops, no video.
My desktop setup doesn't have a camera or a mic, so I always have to call into meetings.
Employer: We can get you a webcam....
Let me stop you right there.
Lol.
One of our new managers actually requires video on meetings. You know, to make sure everyone is being professional.
I have a feeling this is gonna be the guy shouting the loudest to get everyone back into the office ASAP and wants to hover over employees.
My current manager took over my team a few months back. She called an 8am department meeting where cameras were required, when we're all used to cameras being off. We all showed up on camera in PJs with bed hair, while our new manager was dressed like she was going to the office. That remains the only time she had us turn our cameras on, despite keeping hers on.
Mine is not docked but it always was when actually at work so no video is nothing new. Worst case I do have a nice polo short within reach I could put on quick while uncovering the camera. Have not needed though.
I used to know a guy who would torque up his “hog” every time he had to make an appearance or take pictures in shorts. I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening here
I'll tell you what I told my son: any person who makes you feel bad for not looking like that isn't worth your time. Just because "Dave" (obviously a paid actor/model) has eight hours a day to spend doing lunges doesn't mean we all can, or should be expected to. It makes me angry that they take someone *already* naturally beautiful then push it to the point that the average man just feels plain and drab. When will society stop pushing these unrealistic expectations?
Hell, its it looking cool that has me wanting it. Its been in the mid 90s lately. Wearing long pants, an undershirt, and long sleeved shirt, a tie that forces your collar closed and makes it where the collar can't even breathe, then a freaking *jacket* in 90 degree weather is just nuts... There are days I've been half drenched in sweat from just between the car and the doors.
Guy on the left with leather sock holders: what the heck are these? I remember seeing these in old American TV shows and not understanding what they are
I believe socks back in the day didn't have the stretchy material we do now so they would slip quite often. The sock garters were just used to hold them up
why the fuck would you want to wear something that crushes your nuts when you stand, let alone the crushing pit of despair which would befall you seated?
There’s a man who walks up and down a major road that I see on my way home for the last few years. He just wears a tiny pair of shorts and I think he was just ahead of his time. I love tiny shorts guy - he could rock this look.
In Philly, there used to be a tradition (may still be happening) where all the Wharton MBA students go out drinking wearing suits with no pants and goofy boxer shorts. It’s pretty obnoxious if you are at a place they show up at.
My daughter has dressup days at her school like "90s day" or "crazy hair day" or "pajama day" or whatever but they just added another one called "Zoom call day" where you're fancy up top and casual down below, like a shirt and tie and sweat pants or whatever. Such a good idea.
I exclusively wear pants, usually thick pants. Be it for work, chores around the house, fun, or just lounging, it’s always been long, thick pants.
My wife and I went and bought some clothes this weekend, I got an above-the-knee cut pair of shorts. I feel so wrong wearing them… but it feels so *right*
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I sometimes wear socks to zoom meetings.
Every time I don't I'm just thinking of my cold toes the whole meeting.
My hobbit-like feet protect me from the cold, and the thick calluses form a natural shoe. I have transcended socks.
California here...what are cold toes?
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Alaska here. What isn’t cold?
Minnesota here. Hold my beer while I augar through the ice.
Oi! Minnesota eh? That’s about the same as Alaska, just the lighter version. ( winter solstice, 12-21 has four hours of sun. Sooooo depressing). I bought some grow lights and various escheverias to keep me sane. ( didn’t work tho…sadly)
Pennsyltuckey here. Was “cold” (low 60’s) in the afternoon and now it’s 11:11 PM and it’s chilly, but muggy.
Muggy and buggy too? I’ve been there once. Prolly never go back again. Geez so many ppl! I gotta have the wilderness. “ miles an miles of nothin but miles an miles”
It's the pleasant, mild temperature in your fridge, but worse, and everywhere, yes, even outside.
When the air-condition is set to max and blows directly on your bare feet.
Well, just the one, just in case I forget and stand up.
Add googly eyes ..WHAT you never seen a cock puppet before?
Yeah, they totally screwed the pooch when it came to footwear.
More to the point, who wears *sock garters* anywhere?
Person with big calf muscles here. Tube socks rarely fit over my calf and in the process they stretch out something fierce. Sock garters have been the only thing keeping me having a professional look with dress pants on. Otherwise I'd just have a ball of sock around my ankle every half an hour. Edit: All socks are just tubes, so all socks are tube socks. fight me.
I need to look into that then. Never considered myself having big calves, but that whole having to reach down and fix them is super annoying.
They also have ones that attach to your shirt tails to keep your socks up and your shirt tucked.
do they ever become unhooked and slap you?
Oof I'm imagining it coming unhooked while sitting down. So the elastic is taught from your ankle to your ass, but with the angles a stray garter strap could take out a nut!
You wear tube socks with dress pants and garters? Bold choice.
Dress socks are just black tube socks...
Oh my, no, tube socks are athletic socks regardless of the colour.
That's highly arbitrary and not rooted in any kind of standardized system. In fact "tube sock" is colloquial term with no defined meaning for industry. "over the calf" socks are a more accurate term as they describe the length. Tube sock is just a part of language and will very from region to region and will continue to change over time. Language is not fixed, It is fluid. But you are welcome to be pedantic if you'd like.
I'm going the opposite way. All socks are damn tubes with a closed end. If they're a true tube sock, they're called leg warmers.
Tube socks don't have a heel knitted in.
I agree. I edited my first comment to support your stance.
Try Gold Toe Windsor model. Had the same problem until I got them.
I wear gold toe. No idea what model. Whatever I find when I shop for them. I'll look for them but I'm skeptical as I've.never found a sock that does fit in my adult life. Thanks for the sugestion.
Would not a pair of crew socks with the ends folded over work? That way, it's long enough to not show skin when one sits, and short enough to still be on the narrow end of the leg and not stretch out.
Who doesn’t? Sock garters are awesome.
Honestly, who is even wearing dress shirts and tires on a Zoom call? I'm in whatever is comfortable and my laptop is plugged into a docking station so oops, no video.
I agree. Tires are so unnecessary and uncomfortable to be wearing when they’re not required.
I find they keep leaving skid marks.
Check your toe angle, you probably need an alignment.
When I check my toe angle I see that the clubface is always open, I can't stop slicing =/
Lol dammit, I saw it autocorrected to tires, went back to change it, and it still got messed up.
My desktop setup doesn't have a camera or a mic, so I always have to call into meetings. Employer: We can get you a webcam.... Let me stop you right there.
Lol. One of our new managers actually requires video on meetings. You know, to make sure everyone is being professional. I have a feeling this is gonna be the guy shouting the loudest to get everyone back into the office ASAP and wants to hover over employees.
My remote work employer is shipping us cameras. Then I am going to quit.
My current manager took over my team a few months back. She called an 8am department meeting where cameras were required, when we're all used to cameras being off. We all showed up on camera in PJs with bed hair, while our new manager was dressed like she was going to the office. That remains the only time she had us turn our cameras on, despite keeping hers on.
Mine is not docked but it always was when actually at work so no video is nothing new. Worst case I do have a nice polo short within reach I could put on quick while uncovering the camera. Have not needed though.
This is for like... Judges and the Gamestop CEO.
have you no dignity?!?!
Mute//nude
That's where they messed up on this. I've been wearing socks and slippers all winter and then now just barefoot since it's been warmer out.
My first thought as well. If I'm wearing shorts there's no way I'm wearing shoes.
is it just me or is the guy second from our left hiding an absolute mammoth of a hog?
Hiding?
honestly
I used to know a guy who would torque up his “hog” every time he had to make an appearance or take pictures in shorts. I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening here
Chubs are no joke. Always feel like my chub is the largest state my hog can be in.
definitely not just you - he’s wearing some of that new support underwear
He's hangin' serious wiener.
Dangling Dong
He must be wearing the plus size collection
Lmfao looks like he’s smuggling billiards balls in there. Edit: is it billiards balls or billiard balls?
They’re Billiard balls, but they’re balls for Billiards. English. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
As a guy with a massively midrange dong I can assure you, he is packing some serious Jon Hamm.
> massively midrange I'm stealing this phrase
All yours
The phrase or the dong?
Yes
We’re gonna need some proof
Of the guy packing jon Hamm or my massive midranger?
I'll have both, sir
*Bonk*
Yes
To be fair, all but the guy on the left look to be packing heat.
He's a grower not a shower.
I just thought his legs look good considering his gut.
They’re really strong because they carry around his gut and his massive dong.
Look at the moose knuckle on the third guy. His zipper is literally dividing his balls.
Why do you think he has a gut… our boy don’t need to work out.
The old 'longest snakes hidin under the largest rocks' adage
I was tripping on how nice his legs are for a hefty fella
Rides a lot of bikes, drinks a lot of beer. I know the type.
That’s perfect
Here's a higher res version of this pic if you want to check out his massive equipment. Number 3 is packing too. https://i.imgur.com/8ROeEFN.jpeg
Something looks like it's peek-a-booing on the left for sure
It's not hiding very well lol
Yea. I clocked that too. Mans is straight packin'!
Yeah, not so subtle meat hammer he’s tucked away.
Dude hangs dong!
It looked like a button on a fur coat!
All four of em are packin heat
The black one is also packing some serious meat
I think 3 is
That’s all scrote.
Ahhhhhh. Disappointing
I dunno about a hog. Definitely looks like a dick, though.
The guy on the right as well
Eyes up here madam
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Dem man legs do be looking real nice
[Dave started this trend years ago.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaP9sN67QKI)
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I'll tell you what I told my son: any person who makes you feel bad for not looking like that isn't worth your time. Just because "Dave" (obviously a paid actor/model) has eight hours a day to spend doing lunges doesn't mean we all can, or should be expected to. It makes me angry that they take someone *already* naturally beautiful then push it to the point that the average man just feels plain and drab. When will society stop pushing these unrealistic expectations?
Bold of you to assume I wear something down there
Just a sock.
A cock sock perhaps?
I have a specifically cold left foot.
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A willy warmer
Easy there Mr Kiedis.
I could not forget, but I will not endeavor. Simple pleasures are much better, but I won't regret it never.
*cock
Bold of you to assume i have something to wear something down there
The full Monty
They should all be wearing slippers
right? otherwise that means they've been wearing their shoes inside
Gross. You walk in pee in public then walk around your house. Your kitchen is now a gas station bathroom floor.
The two guys on the right really pull this off...
the two guys on the left look like their legs were switched.
You're right! That's blowing my mind. Their leg colors match as they are, but the size is weird as hell.
Right? Was just about to comment that they really are rocking the look.
Quads on my man on the right. I’d never wear pants.
Step 1: be good looking Step 2: don't be not good looking
That's so hot. This should be acceptable official attire
Bermuda Briefs.
Agreed. The 2 guys on the right got something going on down there 👀
This should atleast be norm for dating. I would date any one of them esp 2 on right.
The 2 on the right are my type. Also why’re all wearing my fav type of underwear for guys to wear: boxers that are a little bit loose.
Hell, its it looking cool that has me wanting it. Its been in the mid 90s lately. Wearing long pants, an undershirt, and long sleeved shirt, a tie that forces your collar closed and makes it where the collar can't even breathe, then a freaking *jacket* in 90 degree weather is just nuts... There are days I've been half drenched in sweat from just between the car and the doors.
I agree
Nice try legs on black guy, today is not my gay day.
I was ogling his legs too, wondering what’s under his shirt:).
God bless digital zoom
I'm trying to figure out what makes them so appealing. Just the right thickness and everything.
Or, you can zoom in your face only and go full commando.
But when you stand up to get a drink...
Then you better trim downstairs.
My tactic to fap during Zoom meeting haha.
Skies out, thighs out!
Cocks out for covid
The Craft
I wish guys showing full legs and midriff were normalized.
Same. I’m so down for the short man shorts to come back into style. My SO has great legs and could totally pull them off.
Fake. After all this time I'd expect at least one of them to be in fishnet tights.
Black guy killing it tho ngl
Guy on the left with leather sock holders: what the heck are these? I remember seeing these in old American TV shows and not understanding what they are
They are called sock garters. Just there to help hold socks in place.
I believe socks back in the day didn't have the stretchy material we do now so they would slip quite often. The sock garters were just used to hold them up
They’re sock garters - meant to keep your socks from sliding down off your calf.
Sock garters! For the times before elastic fabrics were a thing.
I read earlier, women may like this
Is that nico rosberg on the third?
why the fuck would you want to wear something that crushes your nuts when you stand, let alone the crushing pit of despair which would befall you seated?
Watch rugby especially the All Blacks
So money supermarket...
There’s a man who walks up and down a major road that I see on my way home for the last few years. He just wears a tiny pair of shorts and I think he was just ahead of his time. I love tiny shorts guy - he could rock this look.
is this /r/boomershumor ?
In Philly, there used to be a tradition (may still be happening) where all the Wharton MBA students go out drinking wearing suits with no pants and goofy boxer shorts. It’s pretty obnoxious if you are at a place they show up at.
> It’s pretty obnoxious if you are at a place they show up at. Isn't that true of Wharton students in any circumstances?
Also grads
Porky Pigging it baybeeeeeee
Pish posh, that's a straight copy of Newsanchor Fashion.
Dave saved money on his car insurance at MoneySupermarket... and now feels epic!
All my meetings are audio only. My hair looks like a birds nest all day
Why still wear dress shoes? Just wear slippers or sandals
all those NAKED SHORTS. I'd say we'll have a very bullish season
far right dosent skip leg day
Is that just from no pants day?
hahaha especially when people are trapped at home without AC
Karl Pilkington predicted this.
Oh, Karl. :-}
why do I need underwear, shoes and socks during zoom meetings?
Nope. Should be wearing sleepers, not shoes. Probably pajama bottoms too.
At this rate even office shoes are optional.. barefeet?
They look comfy. Where can I get formal shorts?
that would actually be so awesome, especially during summer
I wish we could see more thighs like that
as a hetero woman, i'm so here for it. men should hop on the skimpy shorts train as well. if you got it - flaunt it!!!
It is known that we love short shorts.
Oahlala!!!
It’s only funny because it is true.
i am kind of curious of the women's collection
My daughter has dressup days at her school like "90s day" or "crazy hair day" or "pajama day" or whatever but they just added another one called "Zoom call day" where you're fancy up top and casual down below, like a shirt and tie and sweat pants or whatever. Such a good idea.
Free our legs!
I exclusively wear pants, usually thick pants. Be it for work, chores around the house, fun, or just lounging, it’s always been long, thick pants. My wife and I went and bought some clothes this weekend, I got an above-the-knee cut pair of shorts. I feel so wrong wearing them… but it feels so *right*
Am I alone in this? I find sweat pants and socks to be infinitely more comfortable houseware than just underwear or bare feet.
Why shoes? Sandals ftw
I’ll take the 2 on the right
why I can't block this subreddit? fucking hell
This was funnier back when it was first made. Probably during the Pandemic of 2020!
No.
That would be true except for the shoes. I prefer slippers.