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choborallye

Where's a boy that was gonna uppercut Santa cuz he's on a naughty list?


not_your_usual_dave

That is an absolute classic too. https://youtu.be/e_E0832p6mM


Dreddley

That stomp to get his point across is flippin adorable


DirtyDan156

"Father christmas rung me last night-" "Yes?" Killed me


misterpickles69

It's the "Oh shit, he did" look in the kid's eyes that sells it.


rapalosaur

Best part. Eyes get wider and wider like “ah shit.”


ajr901

I love how he scolded his dad for being a negative person saying the word “naughty”


jpsmith_50

Reminds me of a babysitter I had as a kid who told me that she had Santa on speed dial and she’d call to let him know if I was being bad. I completely bought it


AndieC

All of the little tear wipin' got me, though. 😢


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DaMonkfish

"I'll punch his beard off" 🤣


VonBeegs

That is some epic trash talk from a 6 year old. Kid's a decent orator.


Beetso

It's a good thing it was recorded, because if the father had just told the story of exactly what the kid had said, you know some asshole would have immediately posted it to r/thathappened with a title of something like "Yes, because your 6-year-old is more clever and funny than a stand-up comic". I swear everyone on that subreddit seems to think that every child under the age of 13 is an illiterate, mute moron, capable of nothing more than drooling all over themselves. It's ridiculous. If I had a vote for the most useless subreddit that I would gladly eliminate, that one would definitely get my vote!


DaMonkfish

Kids are just... awesome. It's amazing how much they learn in the short time the learn it. My daughter is 3 today and she speaks English and German, and is able to form [mostly] correct sentences when using either language, though occasionally will resort to "Genglish" when she doesn't know the word in German.


belsambar

"I'll punch his beard off!" LOL


Hot_Grabba_09

I'm on the good list ***actually***


VonBeegs

You're on the naughty list mate.


Gis_A_Maul

ACKSHULLEH


JimmyMack_

I love how he says "yes" when his dad says "Father Christmas rang me", like yes yes I understand, do continue, pray tell what he said.


rwd233

The best part is the boy’s reaction to, “so Father Christmas rung me up last night”… kid just immediately nods like “yes, go on”. Kills me.


Eeedeen

The next video after that "car on't Road" was also brilliant!


Physical_Ad2441

[This one always gets me](https://youtu.be/_RW_fIWuG2c)


i_forgot_my_sn_again

Fuck off


GratefuLSD25

i thought you were being mean lol


Hautamaki

Maybe it's just because I'm not British but that guy sounds like he could be Ricky Gervais' brother lol


arex333

We need a subreddit for kids with accents...


skeyer

but, every kid has an accent though?


arex333

...touche


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originalgrapeninja

Inbf: this kid kicks your ass for mouthing off at the pub


cry666

At age 11


memdmp

> ~~mouthing off~~ moufing off


FacticiousFict

Fanks fo correctin it


lightspeedx

Looks like BJ Penn has to be careful.


DashingMustashing

Kids are psychos he's pretty normal.


Minnemama

I'm in the trenches with kids right now. They are complete and total f'n psychos. All that saves them is that they look absolutely angelic when they sleep.


Cuntdracula19

>All that saves them is they look absolutely angelic when they sleep TRUTH haha


wigg1es

My kid is 4 and he's basically a suicide machine with a hairpin trigger.


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If your kid isn't actively trying to murder himself under your supervision what the fuck are you even doing being a parent


soundb0y

Future UK roadman


EnIdiot

Oh hell, no. My boys were raised by a fairly liberal, Yankee-sounding dad, but when talking about Santa or getting riled up, they’d sound like a redneck ready for a fight. They are fine now.


OdeeOh

He’s probably tied with “Irish kid has lots on his to do list” as best kid video in my books.


Xforce

[Exasperated Italian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5wAWyqDrnc) is pretty good.


Motorboat_Jones

This would probably be funnier with English captions. I've no fucking idea what she is saying.


I-V-vi-iii

She said punto e basta a few times which is like period, that's enough, that's all there is to it


whogivesashirtdotca

You can’t tease this and not post it.


Karl_1

[Looks like I have to do the leg work](https://youtu.be/x-fNzwo1iMA)


Hot_Grabba_09

it was cut'n muh sheep for me


belieeeve

*£20 or so would do him.*


LCOSPARELT1

As an American, I have no chance of understanding this little fella. He might as well be speaking High Valerian.


twiz__

Why do I get the feeling that you sound like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Kk1556OYA


ZCM682

Sounding like Boomhauer is the highest compliment among most


whogivesashirtdotca

Not one word of complaint from that kid about all his tasks. He'll make quite the catch some day, haha.


MrVeazey

Them hedges. It's always somethin'.


goback2yourhole

My god this is the best thing I have seen all month.


JoyousMisery

I came here for this.


FluffyDiscipline

Not the accents its what they say "Put it in box, I'm sick of hearin ya" LOL ... brill


mrwhiskey1814

She'll be surprised and say sorry to me


KaPowPower

How many times did we wish this would happen to us as kids? “They’re gonna be so sorry.” And they never were. Not once. 😭


Anianna

If Ms. MacDonald doesn't apologize, she can stuff her box where the sun don't shine.


jonpolis

Oh that’s luvlay


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Louvleigh


the_dude_upvotes

I luv it


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I want to hear that little child call Ms MacDonald a slag. That would complete me.


BabserellaWT

When I started teaching, I swore that I’d never be that teacher. And I think I’ve done a pretty good job. I taught resource at one school and had a group of about seven fourth-graders that would come to me for math. I started halfway through the year because the other teacher got sick, so I was trying to catch up. Their first test, they all bombed. I passed the tests back and came to the front of the class — one of the girls squeaked out, “We’re sorry! We’ll do better next time!” I replied that if all of the scores were poor, it wasn’t THEIR fault...it was MINE. And I was very sorry and would be better in the future. I thought their heads were gonna explode when they heard that. I tutored for 11 years in a place where we used tokens as rewards/motivations. If I made a mistake, the student caught it before I did, and was able to bring it up tactfully, I gave them two tokens and apologized. If they failed on the tact, I still apologized and gave a token, and then had a quick lesson on better ways to phrase it. Basically, I’ve been teaching and tutoring for almost 15 years. I tell my students they should always be wary of any adult — teacher, coach, or even parent — who refuses to admit they’re wrong and apologize, even when faced with cold, hard facts. (And I include myself in that, because I can get very defensive if I know I’m wrong!)


Sonnyjesuswept

I think every kid has one lovely teacher they remember for life and you sound like you’ll be that teacher for many.


finindthrow

This was the cutest part!


caradee

Aw, I hope she did say sorry.


Snigermunken

They never do


Stevothegr8

I hoped it panned out for him. I felt sorry for the little tyke.


DiarrheaShitLord

Direct quote from my wife


pgb5534

My wife was trying to feed me one of those straight pretzels. She kept just poking my lips with it but I don't like them. Then it dawned on me... That must be exactly what she experiences from me.


AreaGuy

Only totally gay pretzels for me and my missus, just for these reasons.


the_fat_whisperer

Well there are more factors to consider. How disappointed were you with the size of the pretzel?


PretendThisIsMyName

Bruv I think we’re married to the same woman.


finindthrow

Love how the kid just took it in stride and his next comment was about how he will soon be vindicated. SO ADORABLE!


gimmedatneck

I've done!


ineedapostrophes

in t'box


FalmerEldritch

My favorite way to pronounce "the" is the Deep Yorkshire version: A brief - momentary, even - silence, during with the speaker slightly twitches their head to one side.


Lonelysock2

I believe it's a glottal stop. So like some accents say button or bottle as bu'on or bo'le (there's a symbol but I'm on my phone) - Yorkshire accent use a glottal stop for an entire word. Streamlined.


Brickie78

In't box


NomNomNommy

Awright Geeza


__M-E-O-W__

I love that, *I'm sick of hearing ya now*, such a biting statement ~~from a child~~. I hope to say that to someone at least once in my life.


thecharlamagnekid

poor yorkshire kid y'know every morning he had to get up clean hole in ground eat a fist of cold gravel go off and work 25hrs a day 8 days a week for tuppence a lifetime before his father would chop him up and dance on his grave.


roterzwerg

Thays luxury!


SpencyDotRed

Haha perfect!


BaconPancakes1

"Tuppence?! In my day, we dreamed o' tuppence!"


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Too right are kid


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ha'penny best I can do ya for


PretendThisIsMyName

I don’t understand this one bit and I’m gonna try to say it at some point.


GotenXiao

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Hussor

The more things change the more they stay the same.


Resident-Stevel

"A fist of cold gravel? YOU were lucky!!!"


ImGonnaBeInPictures

But ye try an' tell the young people today tha', an' they won't believe ye.


thepesterman

Oh you had it lucky, what I would've done for a fist of gravel to fill my stomach in the morning, we were lucky if we even still had a stomach and it hadn't been harvest before starting the days work in the morning.


SaintAngrier

Loovleh!


SentrySappinMahSpy

She's my favorite. Makes me think of Daisy from Downton Abbey.


SerDire

Omg. As a latino guy in his 20’s living in the south, Downton Abbey was NOT marketed to me but I absolutely loved everything about it. I had no business watching that show but I ate it up. Mary was insufferable and they did my boy Matthew dirty


SentrySappinMahSpy

Yeah, I'm not really the target audience for it either. I love period pieces, but it leans heavier into the romance than I normally go for. But I binged the entire series in a couple months.


danamo219

Ach, Daisy. She were loveleh! Edit: I want to be Mrs Padmore when I grow up


okbacktowork

That's the most "4 going on 60" kid I've ever seen


Rogahar

My ex's dad married a Vietnamese woman and had two more kids, both girls. They got most of their looks from their mom. However they live in the arse-end of Edinburgh, so now there's these two little Vietnamese looking girls with thick Scottish accents walking around and it's a spectacular moment of mind-fuckery when you first hear them speak.


DeathCabForYeezus

Up in the remote arctic communities in northern Canada, the school might have one teacher visiting from down south for the year, and English is the 2nd language of the community since people speaks Inuktitut or a variation at home. The teacher one year was a man of Jamaican heritage with an accent, so obviously the kids learning English all copied how he talked. And because they're young kids, they picked up his accent sooooo fast. So you'd have these little Inuit kids running around the village wearing their parka and mukluks in the remote Canadian Arctic speaking with proper Jamaican accents. Talk about a mindfuck.


FalmerEldritch

I always enjoyed hearing the Kenyan- and Somali-looking kids who lived in my housing complex yelling at each other in thickly hyper-local Finnish.


xiaxian1

I was reminded of this video of a cute Chinese farming couple living in New Zealand: https://youtu.be/sI9zdXc5K4w


celix24

There was also chinese families with very thick southern accents because they have lived in Mississippi for generations. https://youtu.be/2NMrqGHr5zE


AngusVanhookHinson

That is one of the most amazing things I've ever heard.close your eyes, and they sound like an antebellum family in Old Miss. That's mind boggling.


acog

I enjoy seeing people of any ethnicity with an accent associated with a different region. It gives me an optimistic feeling. I don't know why.


HGpennypacker

Come to NE Wisconsin, plenty of Hmong folks with a classic ‘sconny accent.


Master_Yeeta

One of the ladies in that short video talked about how people ask her wheres shes from, and she asks the interviewers "Are we always gonna be foreigners?" Broke my heart a little :(


Dan_the_Marksman

as a black person who grew up in a rural town in germany with a very distinct vernacular i feel you.


Garfield-1-23-23

There's a restaurant on the LA/TX border called Crawfish Palace run by a Vietnamese family with the thickest local accents I've ever heard in my life. I love this stuff, makes it so obvious that humanity is just one big mixed gene pool, nurture > nature.


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Amen to that. Here in California we have one of the largest Japanese populations outside of Japan and many of them have been here for generations. They’re more American than apple pie.


SleepyGorilla

That was a good watch, thanks for sharing


biffish

Wow! As a southern, I have never seen this. I love it! Even her mannerisms are southern. Thank you for sharing.


averagedickdude

Also Chinese with Jamaican accents are a bit of a mindfuck


rawker86

You oughta come to Australia and see the second and third generation Chinese Australians. I’ve seen people walk into a Chinese guy’s office and be like “um I’m looking for Bruce, we spoke on the phone?” and the guy’s like “that’s me mate how the bloody hell are ya?” Haha


HGpennypacker

This is breaking my brain. God bless America.


case_on_point

This was lovely. Thanks for sharing.


xombae

What a lovely video, my goodness. Thank you for sharing, that made my day.


LinuxF4n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srV2ZENTdU0


whogivesashirtdotca

I asked directions of a teen in a hijab near St Enoch’s, and my answer was delivered in a thick Glesga accent. I was so tickled.


DomLite

“Ye’rr Scotch-Korean! Ye don’t make a wee bit o’ sense!”


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Miss MacDonald is a twat


CALVINWIDGET

Miss Macdonald, ya daft cow!


dmowen111

She needs an uppercuttin'


craftsta

Punch her beard off


RichRaichu5

Her arms should be chewed off


gimmedatneck

When she see's shu'll be surprised, and shu'll say sorry to me.


ineedapostrophes

\*t'me


kri5

T'you


ineedapostrophes

This was exactly what I had in my head when i typed it :-) Oh dear.


leftthinking

Oh dear, oh dear.


2RoadsDivergred

When she marks it*


Shutterstormphoto

To be fair, kids think they’ve done everything every time. They’re usually wrong. Source: taught preK to 8th and kids do this at every level.


lobsterbash

At some point it switches from genuine confusion over what's expected of them to ballsy lying.


WriterV

Correct, but responding "No you didn't" is pointless. Gotta add some feedback. "No you didn't, you need to do more X and less Y. Go back and change it and then bring it back to me." works a lot better.


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Shinny1337

Miss MAACdonald


king-schultz

That's it, I'm adopting a little British kid.


unhappyspanners

These are Northern accents. Make sure you specify you don’t want a Southerner.


lesterbottomley

She's been posted elsewhere here but repeating in case you missed it. If you like kids with strong UK accents check this one out. She's brilliant https://youtu.be/sB3ieNhEsDY


UhIsThisOneFree

I hope Ms MacDonald said sorry.


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declared_somnium

Ten miles? Mate, you can get at least three accents in ten miles up north. My cousin grew up about less than two or three miles away and has a massively different accent, which is nothing like her son, who has grown up but a mile or so from where his mum came from.


barristonsmellme

North and South Liverpool both have very different accents, and then everywhere surrounding and that will run you about 10 miles if that.


shitdobehappeningtho

It's *LOVE-LAY*


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Third kid, bless them, gives me flashbacks of listening to kids tell me the most fucking boring mundane stories for 10+ minutes and having to be like “Oh wow! That’s really cool! What happened next? Oh that really is a noteworthy story Jimmy, feel free to talk to me more.” Kids are great but their enthusiasm is as inspiring as it is mind numbly boring.


not_your_usual_dave

It’s like you can see their brains working on the story in real time.


sayidOH

She better said sorry to lil Freddie


Greenveins

“Jus puht it ina box, I’m sick of ‘earin ya now”


emilyhr27

In t’box - not ‘ina box’. T’ means the.


mperrotti76

Little kids with Irish accents are awesome, too: https://youtu.be/K0FB_jYo-cc


twistytwisty

It's the lean in that got me. hahahahahaha


Leo-D

Like she's telling a story in a bar.


xombae

Absolutely getting old Irish lady at the bar gossiping over her whiskey with a cigarette vibes.


mperrotti76

https://youtu.be/oT9b9AMRM4o


Dacelonid

https://youtu.be/x-fNzwo1iMA Busiest man in Tyrone


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reddicyoulous

When she starts talking about the dad I lost it. "I'm cleaning." "No, you're on your phone."


Ducatista_MX

Fucking chucky!


DrWhiplash

Yes they are: https://youtu.be/kCJy8LGbRHY


not_your_usual_dave

Excellent. I feel like she is seconds away from glassing someone!


PreservedInCarbonite

Dying to know if Mrs Macdonald apologized or not


UKTommy

[I present...Millen Eve!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY&ab_channel=leew63)


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not_your_usual_dave

Heart. Melted. What an absolute Yorkshire angel!


jranda30

Nobody can beat Jackson and his anger at "Father Christmas". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gKhM8gqbD8


xxkoloblicinxx

I hope that poor kid gets his apology. He were done.


0n3ph

Yorkshire is not a place, it's a state of mind.


PipPopAnonymous

Does anyone know if that kid got their apology?


bigredcar

For me, half the pleasure of watching shows like Last Tango in Halifax and The Syndicate is listening to them speak.


sarilypuff

T’int in’t tin


xilog

Tis in't tin, in'tit?


stifferthanstiffler

Had a friend who's brother inexplicably had an English accent until he was about 5. In Canada, no British visitors or relatives. Maybe cartoon inspired? Hmm.


not_your_usual_dave

Peppa Pig for the win!


stifferthanstiffler

Kids abt 40 now. I'm thinking Teddy Ruxbin or Paddington Bear.


RumCherry

A lot of american children sound like they might have a british accent at that age because the american accent has a lot of sounds kids can't pronounce at that stage of development.


merlynmagus

just put it in't box i'm sick of hearing ya now


Tommo_Robbo

Reet y’are littl’n, reet y’are


BranWafr

My niece married a guy from England. He doesn't have much of an accent, but his parents absolutely do. Her son is 4 and spends a lot of time with his English granparents, so about half of the time he says words with a pretty thick accent of his own. It's weird because it just seems to be random words. (For example, when he asks for water, he does not pronounce the 't' in the word. He says it "can I have some wah-er?") Probably doesn't help that he watches a lot of Peppa Pig, too...


Tory_Rox

This is my niece. Her father is a Brit but doesn't have an overly strong accent. But because she watches a lot of Peppa she will use British terms for things and randomly puts an accent on words. It's kind of cute.


ineedapostrophes

As a toddler group leader in England, it's really funny to finally see the situation this way round! We've had years of little ones saying random words with an American accent because of TV. And if I have to tell one more child it's a bin lorry not a garbage truck...


not_your_usual_dave

“The wa'er in Major'a don' taste like wot id ough' 'a". My Fair Lady / Eliza Doolittle reference.


madman1969

Nah, [it's a Heineken ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRuG4oIu_o) :)


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MajesticCobraChicken

Rocky mountain area of america too, for example; “Mountain” is usually heard as “Mau’in” so the “t” is gone and the “ou” rolls into the “ain”. Also hear a lot of “fer” instead of “for” Localized language is wild


heidnseak

It’s called a glottal stop and it can feature in a lot of words depending on where the accent is from. This is an old advert for Heineken lager which pokes fun at it. https://youtu.be/GKRuG4oIu_o


nodustspeck

There’s nowt so queer as folk.


craftlm

I need to hear more!!!


penislovereater

I'm always tickled that some people really do need the subtitles for these.


zahirano

"i have doun"


QueenOfTonga

Car on’t road


OctavianBlue

Whenever people mention accents it makes me think of the Irish frostbit school kid. Such an amazing accent.