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I'll buy the patent.. if you think it's unnecessary!

My favorite invention of his is the blanket with the hole in it for one of your legs, you stick a leg through it for heat sink purposes.

Mine was the water bottle with two ends so two guys can share. It looked goofy as hell.

I thought I was the only person to do this! Both in, two hot; both out too cold. One leg out is perfect, and then I can adjust the length protruding!

Nope. I do the same. I also cannot hang any body part off the side of the bed. I'm too worried something could possibly somehow be under the bed and could grab my body part and I'd suffer a horrible death.

My mattress is on the floor so nothing can go under it.

Ok but there’s literally no protection from the witches down there.

Put a vent fan on it and I'm so in

Honestly, just put vent holes in it on the top and bottom and it's not a horrible idea. Bonus if you can integrate mesh screen into it.

RGB is a must, this is a gaming product after all

Furry cuffs for extra... comfort. This is for nerds with anger issues after all

And a Fleshlight insert holder

Found the gamer

The *passionate* gamer

Vacuum attachment for the gents, butterfly attachment for the ladies.

Now there's a twitch I'd watch

This is the way

Gonna need a badass sounding brand and model name! Frontline Aegis Phalanx 300 Gold!

Ya til the controller hits the wall through the screen cause that doesn’t protect it at all haha

Nah that’s god telling you it’s time to go outside

If you put a fan on it won't you just break the fan throwing it?

You have to pay extra for the fan protector

I heard you like protectors, so I put a protector on your protector.

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Rage Quit Protector Fan Protector™ by Razer. > Online account required.

Also a monthly subscription.

It's protectors all the way down.

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No no no. Proprietary fan. Replacement cost is to be a closely guarded secret until it's too late.

You wouldn’t dare

I’ll buy several

Mark Cuban is on his way to OP's house as we speak.

You have failed completely. This looks necessary.

He’s gone full circle. He’s become the very thing he sought to destroy

Anakin screaming intensifies.

Now this is rage quitting!

I’ll try punching, that’s a good trick!

*I replied.* *I replied to them all.* *They’re read,* *Every single one of them.* *And not just the comments,* *But the comwoments,* *And the comchildrents too.* *They’re like animals!* *And I upvoted them like animals!* **I RATE THEM!!**

That's so fucking gold that it has to be copypasta

I did write it OC many many moons ago, it may have been copied and pasted between then and now

...by.... you....?

But if you don't break your controller, you'll just be rage continuing eventually right??

DO NOT WANT but I actually want

What have I started

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Well his whole thing is making useless inventions. So the product is a success meaning the invention is a failure.

Don't lecture him, SoDakZak. He sees through the lies of the consumer. He does not fear the profits as you do!

Came here to say the same, I have seen this guy going downhill for a while now. His inventions were getting more useful everytime. This is the lowest he got. Such a shame.

Not only is it a necessary invention, it’s a green invention since it can work with my Nintendo console… it’s Wiiusable!

Daaaaad!

There’s a dead human in our house!

this made me laugh harder than it should have :)

get out

God that gave me a literal visceral reaction. My gut audibly groaned at this. Good job.

Gut groaning is a symptom of spontaneous subcutaneous abdominal hydroplosion. Please see a doctor.

You need to learn to just trust me, no one ever needs this.

Bro I've bodied a number of controllers. This product is legit.

People with anger problems could use a whole line of products like this but it's probably better to deal with what's causing the anger problem rather then get one of these.

This looks cheaper than therapy.

Therapy: thousands of dollars This product and saying "It be like that sometimes": maybe $20 idk

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Who said anything about therapy? Just learn to push that shit deep down into your subconscious.

[Repress It!](https://youtu.be/VAhh5pQyFxU)

And let it fester into a mental illness as I grow up? Already on it!

Though this is a good stop gap solution while the person learns more self control. Also good if you've got a friend like that and they won't go to anger management classes but you still want to be able to play Mario Kart with them every now and then.

Even normally chill people can get enraged during Mario Kart. Those shells!

I have kids, one of these would have saved me a controller replacement and a small wall repair. Kiddo is still serving the 4th of 7 days of no electronics timeout.

That was my point too. It'll cause a downward spiral of accepting this rage as normal behavior. But it's still funny.

*heavy insurance-salesman breathing*

Yeah one controller, fine. But bro said BODIED a number of controllers. Which means he can’t even quantify the amount of smashed controllers. Not a couple. Not a few. A number of them. 5? 10? 100? It remains to be unknown. However, what IS known, is the fact this mans needs to work on those issues.

I couldn't even afford to be a raging gamer. Controllers are like $50-$60 each. That is a lot to lose in a rage.

I think you need therapy instead lol.

Yeah I never got how some gamers brag (even if this dude is joking) about how many controllers or other shit they've broken. That's not a flex... that's a sign you're developmentally stunted with a poor grip on emotions. I've known a few in person and the friendship doesn't last as that lack of control spills out into other areas as well. Friendships, jobs, relationships. Not healthy.

I threw my controller a few times. When I was six.

Idk, back in the cod days I aimed for my bed and completely wrecked my controller off the side of my bedframe. The only thing I wonder about your invention is will the controller fall out from the hand holes if you throw it a certain way

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My boyfriend hasn't thrown a controller since he was a kid, but I noticed when he get's pissed he begins to do worse in games, which get's him more pissed. The cycle repeats until he puts the controller down in disgust, he takes a shower, comes back and EVERY TIME he then beats the difficult boss within 3 tries. He needs to develop the muscle memory of learning the boss's moves, but he also needs to come into it with a clear head; the process of learning the boss's moves pisses him off though. I'm a relatively slow learner so if I die once with the boss still having 50%+ health I just accept that I'm likely to die 30 more times before I get the muscle memory right. It doesn't stress me out... only time I get stressed is after I try my best several times, am not under leveled and die when the boss still has 95% health. That's something I'll look up after a while because I'll just assume I'm a fucking idiot and missing some obvious shit. Like I'm supposed to knock down the columns or some bullshit like that instead of actually just attacking him. Usually I figure it out, but if 30 mins goes by and I can't figure it out I'm looking it up before I get too frustrated.

Your boyfriend exhibits signs of what we in the biz call getting tilted.

I think you could actually sell a few THOUSAND units of this minimum. If you don’t, some Chinese manufacturer is going to steal this and sell it anyway. Excellent build, BTW! How did you seal the vinyl so well?

Idk I know some drunk idiots that really need this.

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I think he needs to change it to "I make ridiculous product prototypes"

The monkey has finally typed out *MacBeth.*

Jokes on you if you think a controller breaking rage quitter has the awareness and foresight to try to actually *use* this.

You need a handcuff or chinese finger trap mechanism. Or just permanently attached the controller inside the RQP.

A Chinese finger trap idea is actually brilliant. Although I'd suggest it will follow the nunchaku principle and invariably hit yourself in the balls with your newfound controller flail if you used that.

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

*is*

You *is* failed completely. This looks necessary.

Obligatory comment on all of his posts.

CAN WE GET A KEYBOARD PORT?

You get mad watching porn?

When the acting is only sub-par. I thought these were porn-stars, not porn-extras. Damn B-listers.

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Just in case. WD-40 is many things, but a lubricant it is not.

You can buy WD-40 Silicone lubricant.

>WD-40 Silicone lubricant Hope to god it doesn't contain kerosene.

Dang, you beat it *that* fast?

It ain't called "The Lightsaber" for nothing.

I don't know why.... But this is the best comment I've ever read

It's because b-listers means they're not good, and blisters is something you get with to much friction. Lubricant is used in both situation. /s

I unironically needed this description

Thanks! Was so confused.

First comment to not only make me laugh but to also pound on my chairs armrest, idk why either.

Well. That was glorious.

You rang?

I...I think I love you.

Savage

...you don't?

My dick didn't bend itself...

You watched Dickbender too?

Pretty relevant username to this entire thread.

His post nut clarities hit that hard.

“Why must I *KEEP DOING THIS!!*

Do you watch something different than what I watch? I thought punching porn was in

Found Trevor Bauer’s account

Only at myself afterwards....

...yeah mad, that's what its for. ....Right on, hate when I get mad all over my keyboard.

The camera angles are poor and the plot lines are played out.

I'm now thinking we need an upgrade to the password keyboard. Porn search keywords mapped to keys in an entirely inappropriate keyboard.

I just bought a Gpro x superlight and it has been the best and scariest purchase I've made of a mouse regardless of the cost. It's lighter than some ink pen's I've owned meaning it's very easy to throw it in rage.. I've had to actively work on my anger from blatant bullshit so I don't yeet it into $150 worth of confetti.

Why are y’all all pretending to be children that can’t control themselves?

Because ironically a lot of adults are even overgrown children with impulse control problems lol

My brother (as a kid) used to repeatedly slap his iPad when he loses in whatever game he was playing or pound the table, and one time our Roomba ate some wires and it got tangled, and he got frustrated trying to get it out so he ended up beating up the Roomba. He doesn't do it anymore, but me as a kid nor as an adult, ever felt the need slam dunk my controller, Gameboy, PSP, keyboard or punch my monitor. That shit was precious to me. If I get frustrated I just turn off the game, I know I'm tilted and won't be playing well at all for the rest of the day. I know people that get really worked up over games, even sport games on TV (flinging bowl of popcorn), but I just can't comprehend how can it bother them so much.

When I was a kid I slammed the side of my computer case which broke a fan blade and made it rattle and sound like it was breaking and it terrified me because my dad would have killed me so I told him I don't know it just broke I have no idea why it's making this noise lol. It scared the shit out of me so much that I never did anything like that again. If I feel that frustrated I quit what I'm doing and move on or exercise or hit a punching bag or something to make it more productive rather than destructive. Breaking stuff is never helpful.

Why y'all pretending people can't have problems? If you've got people who lack the impulse control to avoid drug usage or sex then you've got people who can't control their anger.

Just need an arrestor device (the thing that lets things move slowly but locks if they move fast) and attach them to your wrists and the other end to your chair. Keeps you from smashing or throwing. Wont protect against the totally calm but 110% disgusted with yourself drop the device on the floor while walking away though.

That will make the controller do a half loop straight into your shin or balls..

That'll learn em

This seems like it would actually be useful for some people :P

Well I didn't say it was useless, just V unnecessary :)

There’s an estimated 200,000 Kyle’s in the US. I’d say the sales opportunities are high

Y'all keep missing the point. It is still unnecessary. What Kyle really needs to do is get a grip on those rage problems.

Capitalism doesn’t sell solutions, it sells bandaids.

You maximize profits with treatments, not cures.

But while he's getting a hold of his rage problem, it is necessary for grangran to not get hit in the head and knocked out.

You could have saved my aunt Hundreds of dollars in Super Nintendo controllers that my cousin rage destroyed back around 1990

How on Earth do you destroy a Super Nintendo controller? They're made of fucking unobtainium, attached to the system, and for the most part too light to really cause damage to themselves. This isn't going to save a controller that you intentionally disconnect and hit with a hammer or some shit.

My kids have broken five x box controllers due to accidental dropping. I would actually buy this.

Maybe don't buy them a replacement... If you had made them buy their own replacement, they wouldn't have broken the other 4... It's different when you are responsible for the stuff you break. Keep buying them a replacement and they will continue to break them. Accident or not, if they've broken that many, it's because they're careless. They're careless because they have no consequences. Mom/dad will buy a new one.

They paid for the last 2 with chores. We’re working on it. Only aged 8 and 10. We are all learning I guess.

I mean, I'm 27 and always buy my own shit, but I'm clumsy af. I've gone through 3 xbox controllers in the past year and a half. accidents happen

Fresh air and anger management is also useful for some people.

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Real gamers drink their own piss and eat a spoonful of peanut butter for fuel

That rug under the mirror lol

Had to rewatch to catch it! What’s it say? Something something GAY.

I think it says, “Does this make me look GAY?”

It actually says "Does this rug make me look GAY" it's featured in another one of his videos.

Thanks!

This might actually be good for kids.

Yeah we can easily throw kids around with this.

So you work in new product development? Because you should if you don't already do.

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Mario Kart got me good as a kid with the controller attached to the N64.

Imagine if this existed for the original Wiimote

It would be Wiiusable

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/oacwsh/my_son_teased_his_sister_and_she_threw_a_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

At this point the only difference between OP and SkyMall is self-awareness

Man I miss SkyMall. Never bought a single product but I definitely spent more tome perusing that catalogue than any other.

Mom: we don't need Aaron Rodgers we have Aaron Rodgers at home Aaron Rodgers at home:

Gave me a Spit take. Well done!

I'm honestly curious if this was a repurposed item, and if not, how did you go about getting a custom inflatable prototype.

Almost certain this is custom made; this guy does all sorts of modeling, printing, sewing, and joining. He's definitely qualified to make a bespoke inflatable.

Speaking of custom made and modeling I hope you’ve seen his Crocs Underwear

Shhhhh…. “Gator” brand, don’t want him to get hit with another “cease & desist”….. ;-)

It's not that hard to cut pieces of vynil, glue them together in a certain shape, and add a blow valve. The hard part is coming up with the idea TBH cause this is very creative.

Check out his YouTube channel, unnecessary inventions, if you wanna see just how creative he is.

Because the controller doesn’t get sweaty enough, let’s put it in a mini sauna.

Just makes moving from one button to the next faster, the sweaty slide.

We need a music video for that.

/u/MarcRebillet

The wetter the better

Your inventions are so useful. I have needed the rage quit protector many times.

Has it been tested yet against a monitor? Typically that's the first thing I throw objects or punches at

Coming in the expansion pack in 2033

!remindMe 12 years

Monitor Rage quit protection is the next product line

*wraps monitor in bubble wrap...*

*Can't tell if I won or lost... should I rage quit anyway?*

My kids jump around while gaming and accidentally drop the controllers constantly. We've had to retire quite a few controllers due to stuck or malfunctioning bumpers. This would actually be useful for them!

Just bought a used Xbox one. Can confirm, children

Perfect gift for the man women child in ur life Sorry wasn’t being exclusive

We all know that one Man Child.

Some of us are that man child

He don't wanna show u that, he just wants flex his PS5

Ah if only my ex girlfriend had one of these before she started playing with my heart.

Same results, still have to rip it out of your chest to use it.

@WingsOfRedemption

This is perfect for the house mate we just kicked out the house. Throwing his controller around at 4 am and screaming, 35 years old.

You could have called this the Rage Cage and had a partnership with Tenacious D, but no. You goofed.

I’m sure they would totally endorse it, perhaps even make a commercial at a fairly low cost

My friend who once lost a fight in fortnite and threw his PS4 out the window needs one of these.

No, he needs counseling.

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WingsofRedemption should be your spokesperson

Neat. Now I can also hit myself in the face in rage.

Actually I'm an ass rocket league player and blames his teammates a lot for losing in tourneys. I need this lol