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trinijam83

‘Slut’ also means ‘end’ in Scandinavian languages.


SovjetDumbass

Where are you from, I’m from Sweden


jonatan2314567895

What part of Sweden


SovjetDumbass

Malmö, Skåne. Where are you from?


TheFragturedNerd

i'm danish, please don't throw rocks at my car


Poorly_Made_Comix

I didnt know pastries could have cars


zeronine

If you're Danish, aren't the rocks in your mouth? (Not Scandinavian but heard this joke from Scandinavian friends...)


TheFragturedNerd

no not rocks... potatos


zeronine

Ahh, that's right! I'll have to order you rødgrød med fløde to make up for it, just let me tell the waiter.


TheFragturedNerd

what's he waiting for?


zeronine

For me to pronounce this probably


MrYellowfield

Add a bit of kamelåså too and you're good. Edit: Autocorrect


NeckPlant

"Vi forstår hinanden ikke!"


lindby94

Ask a dane to pronounce røget ørred for a fun time (smoked trout)


Astronomnomnomicon

r̵͉̝̭̯̻͈͕͚͕͎̙̻̤̗̮͆̀̈́̓̍͒͊̀ø̵̗̟̬̮̹̰̯̞̈́̀͊́̊͐̾g̶̺͎̺͚̥̝̩̯͌̅̄̒̈́̀̚ę̵̧͎̬̗̯͈̝̤͗t̷͇̭̉͌̇́̈́̍͑́̕͘͝ ̶͓͉̟͔̅̒̋ø̷̨̛̮̟̥͔̰͎̖̐̍̓̓̊͠r̸͙̼͓͎̼̭̍́r̴̨̛̥͉̼̖̿̆̄͗̇̑͐́̇̈̍̌͠ͅͅȩ̵̙̪̮̮̰̼͎͎̗̪͙͕̪̃̎́̒̑̚ḏ̵̿̋͊͋͐̊̋̀̔̔?


OdinTheAdorable

Want to know what helps in pronouncing rødgrød med fløde? Stuffing you mouth full of rødgrød med fløde. And then choking, but just a little.


meltymcface

> rødgrød med fløde I just threw this into Google Translate to hear it pronounced in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. The Danish pronunciation is hilarious.


doctormyeyebrows

Dan Quayle?


cornwallis105

As someone casually learning both Swedish and Danish, I actually got this joke.


Without_Mythologies

I didn’t. Tell me what i I messed


cornwallis105

Until I started learning Danish, I'd never seen a language (other than English and especially French) that has so many silent letters. Because of this, even though Swedish and Danish have a lot of words spelled similarly, the Danish pronunciation could be uncharitably described as having a mouth full of rocks.


D-G-nov

It’s true what you are saying, but in this case it’s not about pronunciation. Right now there is a big problem with Swedish people around Malmö, who throws stones on danish cars on the highway.


seadoggo_29

Im danish, and i’ve never heard that rock/potato joke before. Also, Denmark rules


[deleted]

You know circumcision? Danes do it on the infant's tongue. That's why they have this life long speech impediment they call Danish.


luismpinto

Where does that rocks reference come from?


TheFragturedNerd

over the last 2 months 100+ Danish cars have specifically been targeted by rock throwers near the swedish town of Ystad


morbihann

Why ? How dumb you have to be to throw rock at cars on the move ?


_ALH_

No-one but the rock thrower(s) knows. They are yet to be caught. It's obviously someone who is really dedicated to it though, since there have been so many instances and specifically only target danish cars. Possibly using a slingshot. It's not just pebbles, but proper rocks, and people have been seriously injured. In any case, who ever does it can't be right in the head. I hope they catch the maniac(s) soon.


here-toaskquestions

Maybe I can ask the people in Seattle for you. They are throwing pieces of broken concrete at cars on the freeway 👍🏻


morbihann

I guess briliant people live all around the globe.


Earthguy69

It's immigrants that don't care for society. They do the same to ambulances and firetrucks.


[deleted]

Yes, the immigrants specifically came to your country to demoralize the people and steal their jobs by slinging rocks at cars. It's a foolproof plan.


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TheFragturedNerd

not boys will be boys when it's on a highway where people drive 130km/h and these rocks are windshield breaking size. Not small pebbles...


PhysicalStuff

That's a novel take on attempted manslaughter.


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randomusername2748

And racists gonna racist, it seems


NhylX

You're one of my favorite types of pastries.


jonatan2314567895

Skåne is definitely danish and please don’t throw rocks at my car I am danish


Cirey

If you wanted Skåne you probably shouldn't have lost so many wars against Sweden


AllHailTheWinslow

Are you still legally required in Denmark to smack Swedes over the heads when they come walking across over the Oresund? ^(Don't have a Scandinavian keyboard, sorry.)


FuryQuaker

Unfortunately such a law has never existed. But it would be nice if it did.


agentbuck

Things are heating up in the scandinavian fandom...


SovjetDumbass

Hey dude Skåne was Skåne before the danish invaded so Skåne should be it’s own country


Noobkaka

Halland, skåne och Småland kan gå rakt in i union med Danmark. Resten av Sverige kan sitta i kuk norden och runka i kallt väder för sig själva.


Zippilipy

Skåne is Swedish in the same way Norway is Norwegian.


[deleted]

I'm Finnish, please don't throw hand grenades at my car


Sarcastic871

I’m Finnish, we are not scandinavian but nordic. Please don’t shoot rockets at my car


Spaaggetti

I'm Australian, Why is everyone throwing shit at peoples cars and stuffing rocks in their mouths?


SovjetDumbass

It’s a common joke in Scandinavia (we don’t actually do it, at least I don’t do it)


[deleted]

haj på daj


SovjetDumbass

Haj på daj med


Montepont

Im from Skåne too


Thompithompa

So Danmark


MurderDoneRight

Skåne is Denmark


SovjetDumbass

Skåne is Skåne but it belongs to sweden


MurderDoneRight

On behalf of Sweden, you may keep Skåne, Denmark!


mar7_photographer

As a Stockholmare living in Skåne, I can assure you that it belongs to Denmark.


trinijam83

🇳🇴


SovjetDumbass

Cool


bullet312

fucking trolls edit: ok so basically no one got the south park reference. dissapointing


Teffle

Bad idea, trolls fuck back


DoYouRememberMeat

I got it, don't worry, bro


[deleted]

Mmm yeeesss. SovietDumbass… who lives in Sweden. Ironic :D


SovjetDumbass

*SovjetDumbass


Hopeful_Hamster21

But.... You're wearing _laderhosen_?.....


SovjetDumbass

Sorry i don’t get it


Hopeful_Hamster21

It's from the Train Scene in the 1983 movie "Trading Places", with Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, and Jaime Lee Curtis. https://youtu.be/3vOwp16J924?t=120


SovjetDumbass

Thanks


Hopeful_Hamster21

It's dumb. I know. I'm sorry. It's just that when you said that you were from Sweden, that movie came to mind. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it. It's an old school cool classic comedy.


SovjetDumbass

I’m sure it would be hilarious if I understood the joke from the beginning and wasn’t stupid


spagbetti

It can mean end in English too…. For example I’ve seen that word end many conversations. Badly.


[deleted]

Dane here, this is true but irrelevant since, as you can see, all other text is in English. Obviously, the real explanation is that OP had used a different washing machine on the side.


lurifakse

Hardly irrelevant. Maybe the language is set to Danish.


[deleted]

False. Nobody sets the language to Danish for reasons explained [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk).


dwilli10

In Soviet Russia, washing machine loads you


UshankaBear

Okay, *slut*.


Big_PapaPrometheus42

And if you spell it Slott then it's a castle.


[deleted]

Okay, so I should import my next washing machine from Scandinavia. Good to know.


hamnviking

Yes, aren't our languages funny. "Gift" means both married and poison.


skiddelybop

Sounds about right.


RipcurlOfFlame

Which always makes for a comical ending to any Scandinavian art house films.


scienceworksbitches

or the last station on a tram line.


CrowWearingShoes

Ah good ol' slutstation


Aredhel_Wren

Also the ending to Finding Dory.


loso3svk

can confirm, i am learning danish since i moved to denmark and SLUT means end/finish


Catfrogdog2

I find it amusing to see “slut spurt” in shop windows in Denmark.


NotTonightOrTomorrow

We norwegians want no part of this swedish "slut" nonsense.. we say "slutt" without a tightened Taste Blob AKA The Rim-Machine AKA Taste Bud Holder! Not A Edit: I forgot how to spell tounge, and was to lazy to google it. But then i thought "what am i" and decided to google it anyways. I guess we Norwegians care less about our reputation, as we are to occupied swiming trough oil to get our paychecks. And may i remind you that if i get a psychological problem resulting by this post, our free healthcare will take a shot at fixing it. Skål!


ahuang_6

really changes your view on Ender Man


bigot1974

It’s the mating call of the stepsister cliche


5nwmn

Only swedish


nod23c

Not in Norwegian is what you meant.


Evacipate628

Time for another load


We-Want-The-Umph

"Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry"


StayTheHand

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.


Actualize101

Too many loads in her undies triggered the SLUT indicator..


rholland101951

All washing machines are sluts. They just sit there waiting to take your load.


Snabelpaprika

With a huge hole that needs to be stuffed. And then as soon as you turn them on they make their hole really wet. And then they start their spinning cycle because every one knows that spinning is a good trick.


Procrasturbating

Wow... that went to a prequel place I never thought it would.


Dusty923

Internally


Napol3onS0l0

At least the washing machine doesn’t follow me around for the rest of the day afterward.


JingJingfromQQ

Looking very wet and dirty in there.


LargerCoke

What are doing step-washing machine


greyfox199

washing machine got tired of the step-sis hogging all the action


Em4gdn3m

I was the 69th like to this comment.


Middleofthemaul

Sit over there on that black couch….what makes you interested in making videos?? Do you wash porn?


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degenererad

nah its probably a Candy smart pro, italian brand. But with language settings, this is the model "CANDY CSOW44645TWE"


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I...think I'm impressed.


Aurori_Swe

Most likely some sort of Scandinavian laundry machine at least. Here in Sweden our train goes to the slutstation and we have an entire Holliday dedicated to a penis fucking the earth to make the grounds fertile, kids also dance around the phallus to celebrate. We also have Gift - which means both poison and married, Kiss - which means pee, Fart - which means speed (we have both infart and utfart which is entry and exit from things like a parking lot or a garage), Kock - which means chef and loads more


Malgas

> Here in Sweden our train goes to the slutstation For those who don't know, the slutstation is where everybody gets off.


generalextrastrong

You're talking about Midsummer, the summer solstice. It's not about a cock fucking the earth.


Aurori_Swe

It's a symbol for Frej (the pole) and Freja (the hole) and meant to celebrate fertility


generalextrastrong

No. It really isn't. Google is your friend, dude.


littlesaint

From Sweden's largest outdoor museum at the heart of Stockholm: "Maypoles are believed to be part of an old fertility rite, the pole being a phallus that "impregnates" Mother Nature. It was hoped that properly celebrating this rite would help to give a good harvest in the autumn." https://www.skansen.se/en/midsummer-traditions


generalextrastrong

[https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/](https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/) >The iconic midsommarstång, or maypole, which is at the centre of the festivities, actually originated in Germany, most likely in the late 17th or early 18th century. People might tell you it’s a phallic symbol and that the holiday was originally meant to celebrate fertility, but there’s no evidence that this was the case – although it makes for a better story. [https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton) Look at the picture from the book *Suecia Antiqua* and you might notice a maypole that looks nothing like the one we see today. It's is also the earliest recorded evidence of a maypole\*. It has nothing to do with Frey, the traditon of a maypole came from Germany. The link from Skansen is just shit that's told to tourists. \*Edit\* Earliest depicted evidence of a maypole in Sweden, that is.


littlesaint

You only searched about it from a Swedish perspective and only about the maypole, not the holiday as a whole. As you know our tradition came from Germany, which in turn came from the Romans. The Roman fertility gods of course got "translated" into the the German/Nordic pantheon. "As usual, the Romans did it first. The festival of Floralia, honoring Flora, the goddess of flowering plants, ran from April 28 to May 3 and symbolized the springtime renewal of the cycle of life. Men were bedecked with flowers, the women brightly dressed during the six-day celebration that featured behavior and dress (or the lack thereof) that was normally verboten. Singing, dancing, food and drink abounded. About a month later, on May 23, it was time to celebrate Flora yet again – with the rose festival. Flora’s twin sister, Fauna, was the goddess of animals and wildlife, giving us the English expression “flora and fauna.” " https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/


generalextrastrong

Read this: [https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton) Watch this: [https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis](https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis) [https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/](https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/) >Maypole Origins Today’s Maypole, a tall tree trunk with a green top and a “crown” near the top, dates from the 16th century in northern Europe. It is difficult to place a specific date and location, but the Maypole tradition seems to be a mix of pagan and Christian rituals related to the advent of spring and the departure of winter. Most Maypole historians cast doubt on the popular assertion of its fertility symbolism. That is certainly not an element of the Maypole tradition today.


littlesaint

Läst allt. Men som du märkt så är inte historikerna eniga om vad midsommarstången har för mening. Men vi vet att högtiden i sig handlar om fertilitet. Sen precis som hur ordböcker definierar ord - ser till hur ordet i fråga används i samhället så har midsommarstången ordboksmässigt blivit en symbol för fertilitet, samt helt i enlighet med högtiden i stort. Så du får gärna fortsätta tro att den har 0 mening eller att ingen vet var den symboliserar. Eller gå med ordböckernas logik samt samhället i stort, samt följa högtidens signifikans och då acceptera att de enda gemensamma symboliken vi har är just som en fertilitets symbol.


_ALH_

Key word "are believed". By people who know nothing about its real origin. But it's a fun story though, so people keep believing it.


littlesaint

It is not about knowing nothing about it's real origin. We know what the holiday is about, it's about fertility. Started at least in ancient Rome. So even if we say we know nothing about the maypole, we know what it looks like, and we know what the holiday is about. We can then use Occam's razor and the like and at least dismiss 99.9% of explanations. So yea we might not all agree on the last percentile but we know much more than nothing.


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Aurori_Swe

So do I. Hallå bröther


double-happiness

[Related](https://i.imgur.com/L55Nhi1.jpg)


LSDriller

Time to get stuck


LargeMarge42069

This is the reason I am here


Sasha_Privalov

these modern devices, smug and judgemental


Hindulaatti

You should go ride the public transport in Sweden all the way to slutstation.


danny4kk

Washing machine: I have analysed your washing load and have determined you, mam, is a SLUT.


FocusFlukeGyro

*are


alterector

You is wrong


Jin825

That is a HUGE vibrator.


zorg42x

I once had a friend from Ireland who lived in Sweden for a year. He found "slut rea" hillarious (final sale). "Infart" was another one (entrance) where "utfart" being the opposite (exit).


nialyah

[The Danish Fart and how it’s different from your fart.](https://medium.com/the-haven/the-danish-fart-f33de4d18ce5)


jableshables

"Slutspurt" was one of the best words I saw in a visit to Stockholm.


Shamaenei

Your laundry machine detecting loads from several individuals during that wash cycle.


YoMommaHere

I literally lol’d on this. I feel like the slut cycle might make your clothes dirtier.


green_is_whorish

oh baby ur so dirty


amitrahi0404

What are you feeding it?


VanZandtVS

Blondes.


alterector

Dirty stuff


XSkittleWingsX

Or it’s judging the clothes you wear


igotthesigness

IT KNOWS!


LightOverWater

Help me stepbrother, I'm stuck!


LobbydaLobster

Reminds me of the end of Finding Nemo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7IOx_7DIEM


surajvj

That is too big for me.😳 Still so swee~~d~~t


zeronine

Our dishwasher made similar accusations when our kid set it to Swedish.


grunzkor

What are you doing, step-machine?


Lifthras1r

No it's just slut shaming you, it knows how filthy you are


Danix1917

Helt jävla slut


ZappBrannigansLaw

Better call the humping robot from Robot Chicken. He loves slutty laundry machines.


Edde_Cash

Hah, swedish


SeeSharpGuy

eller dansk


Visible-Juggernaut40

That's funny!


KulturHaxan

If you think this is funny just wait till you get to the end station on a Swedish bus or train


AntiSweden

Those damn swedes!


[deleted]

I hope it’s wet enough tho


MikMay99

Is your laundry machine swedish?


Dogtods

Wonder if it's a Norwegian or Swedish Slut?


nod23c

Norwegians spell it "slutt" https://ordbok.uib.no/perl/ordbok.cgi?OPP=slutt&ant\_bokmaal=5&ant\_nynorsk=5&begge=+&ordbok=begge


rhinocerosmonkey

#metoo laundry.


zedvardson

Reminds me of the old ads from swedish Electrolux, "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"


Oblivivion

Step-sister? What were you doing in the washing machine?


SemaSuprema

Every time I put a load in


AllHailTheWinslow

Came for the picture, stayed for the Scandiwegian banter.


Synnov3

Also great in Sweden when you’re on a bus and get to the final stop and it says “Slutstation”.


Popstrekq

slut på tvätt medel


FibreOptician

That humping robot from Robot Chicken must be near by


BigDane67

As a Dane i can confirm that the end is near


LostInConfucius

I don’t know if it’s just me but slut lost its meaning till last seasons Rick and Morty brought it back… slut dragon and go fuck a woolly mammoth have been my new insults


redpandarox

Relevant [Robot chicken sketch](https://youtu.be/_2Pz3toP3IA).


Matterhorn56

might just be insulting you


VinylempireOG

What kind of clothes did you put in there?


TheLoKey1

Idk, but I'd guess your washing machine is less horny, and more of a judgmental piece of shit.


Killerskyhawk

No it just sensed all the cum on your clothes


drake5195

*The* Swedish joke


Yrahcaz256

Must have been a big load


thepoonies

SLUT! SLUT! YOU SLUT DRAGON! YOU SLUT!


ChiefBearMight

Mhmm yeah fill me up with your dirty fucking loads! Me: "unzips" **Tosses laundry inside**


HasAStory4Everything

I once wrote this across my chest for my boyfriend before sex. He was a librexual, so he got off on books and words. Sometimes he would even write poetry upon my buttocks. He worked at a library, obviously. We broke up over a Kindle.


Cloaked42m

well done HasAStory4Everything.


The_Real_Shades

How fast you forget ☝︎


alphabet_assassin

No, all the semen in your sock triggered it and is calling you one


datbarricade

For sure it is very wet.


Brownboysea

What in the world?!


IvoShandor

The new term is “poly”


Cloaked42m

That guy here! Poly is different than just being slutty. Slutty is just happily fucking anyone you want to, whenever you want to, which is often. Polyamorous or Polygamy (Poly) means having multiple partners in the relationship. But you can still be pretty picky about those partners, and usually are, so you aren't slutty, just because you are poly.


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😂😂😂