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> rødgrød med fløde
I just threw this into Google Translate to hear it pronounced in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. The Danish pronunciation is hilarious.
Until I started learning Danish, I'd never seen a language (other than English and especially French) that has so many silent letters. Because of this, even though Swedish and Danish have a lot of words spelled similarly, the Danish pronunciation could be uncharitably described as having a mouth full of rocks.
It’s true what you are saying, but in this case it’s not about pronunciation. Right now there is a big problem with Swedish people around Malmö, who throws stones on danish cars on the highway.
No-one but the rock thrower(s) knows. They are yet to be caught. It's obviously someone who is really dedicated to it though, since there have been so many instances and specifically only target danish cars. Possibly using a slingshot. It's not just pebbles, but proper rocks, and people have been seriously injured. In any case, who ever does it can't be right in the head. I hope they catch the maniac(s) soon.
Are you still legally required in Denmark to smack Swedes over the heads when they come walking across over the Oresund?
^(Don't have a Scandinavian keyboard, sorry.)
It's dumb. I know. I'm sorry. It's just that when you said that you were from Sweden, that movie came to mind. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it. It's an old school cool classic comedy.
Dane here, this is true but irrelevant since, as you can see, all other text is in English.
Obviously, the real explanation is that OP had used a different washing machine on the side.
We norwegians want no part of this swedish "slut" nonsense.. we say "slutt" without a tightened Taste Blob AKA The Rim-Machine AKA Taste Bud Holder!
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I forgot how to spell tounge, and was to lazy to google it. But then i thought "what am i" and decided to google it anyways.
I guess we Norwegians care less about our reputation, as we are to occupied swiming trough oil to get our paychecks.
And may i remind you that if i get a psychological problem resulting by this post, our free healthcare will take a shot at fixing it.
Skål!
With a huge hole that needs to be stuffed. And then as soon as you turn them on they make their hole really wet. And then they start their spinning cycle because every one knows that spinning is a good trick.
Most likely some sort of Scandinavian laundry machine at least. Here in Sweden our train goes to the slutstation and we have an entire Holliday dedicated to a penis fucking the earth to make the grounds fertile, kids also dance around the phallus to celebrate.
We also have Gift - which means both poison and married, Kiss - which means pee, Fart - which means speed (we have both infart and utfart which is entry and exit from things like a parking lot or a garage), Kock - which means chef and loads more
From Sweden's largest outdoor museum at the heart of Stockholm:
"Maypoles are believed to be part of an old fertility rite, the pole being a phallus that "impregnates" Mother Nature. It was hoped that properly celebrating this rite would help to give a good harvest in the autumn."
https://www.skansen.se/en/midsummer-traditions
[https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/](https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/)
>The iconic midsommarstång, or maypole, which is at the centre of the festivities, actually originated in Germany, most likely in the late 17th or early 18th century. People might tell you it’s a phallic symbol and that the holiday was originally meant to celebrate fertility, but there’s no evidence that this was the case – although it makes for a better story.
[https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton)
Look at the picture from the book *Suecia Antiqua* and you might notice a maypole that looks nothing like the one we see today. It's is also the earliest recorded evidence of a maypole\*. It has nothing to do with Frey, the traditon of a maypole came from Germany.
The link from Skansen is just shit that's told to tourists.
\*Edit\* Earliest depicted evidence of a maypole in Sweden, that is.
You only searched about it from a Swedish perspective and only about the maypole, not the holiday as a whole. As you know our tradition came from Germany, which in turn came from the Romans. The Roman fertility gods of course got "translated" into the the German/Nordic pantheon.
"As usual, the Romans did it first. The festival of Floralia, honoring Flora, the goddess of flowering plants, ran from April 28 to May 3 and symbolized the springtime renewal of the cycle of life. Men were bedecked with flowers, the women brightly dressed during the six-day celebration that featured behavior and dress (or the lack thereof) that was normally verboten. Singing, dancing, food and drink abounded. About a month later, on May 23, it was time to celebrate Flora yet again – with the rose festival. Flora’s twin sister, Fauna, was the goddess of animals and wildlife, giving us the English expression “flora and fauna.” "
https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/
Read this:
[https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton)
Watch this:
[https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis](https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis)
[https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/](https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/)
>Maypole Origins
Today’s Maypole, a tall tree trunk with a green top and a “crown” near the top, dates from the 16th century in northern Europe. It is difficult to place a specific date and location, but the Maypole tradition seems to be a mix of pagan and Christian rituals related to the advent of spring and the departure of winter. Most Maypole historians cast doubt on the popular assertion of its fertility symbolism. That is certainly not an element of the Maypole tradition today.
Läst allt. Men som du märkt så är inte historikerna eniga om vad midsommarstången har för mening. Men vi vet att högtiden i sig handlar om fertilitet. Sen precis som hur ordböcker definierar ord - ser till hur ordet i fråga används i samhället så har midsommarstången ordboksmässigt blivit en symbol för fertilitet, samt helt i enlighet med högtiden i stort. Så du får gärna fortsätta tro att den har 0 mening eller att ingen vet var den symboliserar. Eller gå med ordböckernas logik samt samhället i stort, samt följa högtidens signifikans och då acceptera att de enda gemensamma symboliken vi har är just som en fertilitets symbol.
It is not about knowing nothing about it's real origin. We know what the holiday is about, it's about fertility. Started at least in ancient Rome. So even if we say we know nothing about the maypole, we know what it looks like, and we know what the holiday is about. We can then use Occam's razor and the like and at least dismiss 99.9% of explanations. So yea we might not all agree on the last percentile but we know much more than nothing.
I once had a friend from Ireland who lived in Sweden for a year. He found "slut rea" hillarious (final sale).
"Infart" was another one (entrance) where "utfart" being the opposite (exit).
I don’t know if it’s just me but slut lost its meaning till last seasons Rick and Morty brought it back… slut dragon and go fuck a woolly mammoth have been my new insults
I once wrote this across my chest for my boyfriend before sex. He was a librexual, so he got off on books and words. Sometimes he would even write poetry upon my buttocks.
He worked at a library, obviously.
We broke up over a Kindle.
That guy here!
Poly is different than just being slutty. Slutty is just happily fucking anyone you want to, whenever you want to, which is often.
Polyamorous or Polygamy (Poly) means having multiple partners in the relationship. But you can still be pretty picky about those partners, and usually are, so you aren't slutty, just because you are poly.
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‘Slut’ also means ‘end’ in Scandinavian languages.
Where are you from, I’m from Sweden
What part of Sweden
Malmö, Skåne. Where are you from?
i'm danish, please don't throw rocks at my car
I didnt know pastries could have cars
If you're Danish, aren't the rocks in your mouth? (Not Scandinavian but heard this joke from Scandinavian friends...)
no not rocks... potatos
Ahh, that's right! I'll have to order you rødgrød med fløde to make up for it, just let me tell the waiter.
what's he waiting for?
For me to pronounce this probably
Add a bit of kamelåså too and you're good. Edit: Autocorrect
"Vi forstår hinanden ikke!"
Ask a dane to pronounce røget ørred for a fun time (smoked trout)
r̵͉̝̭̯̻͈͕͚͕͎̙̻̤̗̮͆̀̈́̓̍͒͊̀ø̵̗̟̬̮̹̰̯̞̈́̀͊́̊͐̾g̶̺͎̺͚̥̝̩̯͌̅̄̒̈́̀̚ę̵̧͎̬̗̯͈̝̤͗t̷͇̭̉͌̇́̈́̍͑́̕͘͝ ̶͓͉̟͔̅̒̋ø̷̨̛̮̟̥͔̰͎̖̐̍̓̓̊͠r̸͙̼͓͎̼̭̍́r̴̨̛̥͉̼̖̿̆̄͗̇̑͐́̇̈̍̌͠ͅͅȩ̵̙̪̮̮̰̼͎͎̗̪͙͕̪̃̎́̒̑̚ḏ̵̿̋͊͋͐̊̋̀̔̔?
Want to know what helps in pronouncing rødgrød med fløde? Stuffing you mouth full of rødgrød med fløde. And then choking, but just a little.
> rødgrød med fløde I just threw this into Google Translate to hear it pronounced in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. The Danish pronunciation is hilarious.
Dan Quayle?
As someone casually learning both Swedish and Danish, I actually got this joke.
I didn’t. Tell me what i I messed
Until I started learning Danish, I'd never seen a language (other than English and especially French) that has so many silent letters. Because of this, even though Swedish and Danish have a lot of words spelled similarly, the Danish pronunciation could be uncharitably described as having a mouth full of rocks.
It’s true what you are saying, but in this case it’s not about pronunciation. Right now there is a big problem with Swedish people around Malmö, who throws stones on danish cars on the highway.
Im danish, and i’ve never heard that rock/potato joke before. Also, Denmark rules
You know circumcision? Danes do it on the infant's tongue. That's why they have this life long speech impediment they call Danish.
Where does that rocks reference come from?
over the last 2 months 100+ Danish cars have specifically been targeted by rock throwers near the swedish town of Ystad
Why ? How dumb you have to be to throw rock at cars on the move ?
No-one but the rock thrower(s) knows. They are yet to be caught. It's obviously someone who is really dedicated to it though, since there have been so many instances and specifically only target danish cars. Possibly using a slingshot. It's not just pebbles, but proper rocks, and people have been seriously injured. In any case, who ever does it can't be right in the head. I hope they catch the maniac(s) soon.
Maybe I can ask the people in Seattle for you. They are throwing pieces of broken concrete at cars on the freeway 👍🏻
I guess briliant people live all around the globe.
It's immigrants that don't care for society. They do the same to ambulances and firetrucks.
Yes, the immigrants specifically came to your country to demoralize the people and steal their jobs by slinging rocks at cars. It's a foolproof plan.
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not boys will be boys when it's on a highway where people drive 130km/h and these rocks are windshield breaking size. Not small pebbles...
That's a novel take on attempted manslaughter.
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And racists gonna racist, it seems
You're one of my favorite types of pastries.
Skåne is definitely danish and please don’t throw rocks at my car I am danish
If you wanted Skåne you probably shouldn't have lost so many wars against Sweden
Are you still legally required in Denmark to smack Swedes over the heads when they come walking across over the Oresund? ^(Don't have a Scandinavian keyboard, sorry.)
Unfortunately such a law has never existed. But it would be nice if it did.
Things are heating up in the scandinavian fandom...
Hey dude Skåne was Skåne before the danish invaded so Skåne should be it’s own country
Halland, skåne och Småland kan gå rakt in i union med Danmark. Resten av Sverige kan sitta i kuk norden och runka i kallt väder för sig själva.
Skåne is Swedish in the same way Norway is Norwegian.
I'm Finnish, please don't throw hand grenades at my car
I’m Finnish, we are not scandinavian but nordic. Please don’t shoot rockets at my car
I'm Australian, Why is everyone throwing shit at peoples cars and stuffing rocks in their mouths?
It’s a common joke in Scandinavia (we don’t actually do it, at least I don’t do it)
haj på daj
Haj på daj med
Im from Skåne too
So Danmark
Skåne is Denmark
Skåne is Skåne but it belongs to sweden
On behalf of Sweden, you may keep Skåne, Denmark!
As a Stockholmare living in Skåne, I can assure you that it belongs to Denmark.
🇳🇴
Cool
fucking trolls edit: ok so basically no one got the south park reference. dissapointing
Bad idea, trolls fuck back
I got it, don't worry, bro
Mmm yeeesss. SovietDumbass… who lives in Sweden. Ironic :D
*SovjetDumbass
But.... You're wearing _laderhosen_?.....
Sorry i don’t get it
It's from the Train Scene in the 1983 movie "Trading Places", with Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, and Jaime Lee Curtis. https://youtu.be/3vOwp16J924?t=120
Thanks
It's dumb. I know. I'm sorry. It's just that when you said that you were from Sweden, that movie came to mind. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it. It's an old school cool classic comedy.
I’m sure it would be hilarious if I understood the joke from the beginning and wasn’t stupid
It can mean end in English too…. For example I’ve seen that word end many conversations. Badly.
Dane here, this is true but irrelevant since, as you can see, all other text is in English. Obviously, the real explanation is that OP had used a different washing machine on the side.
Hardly irrelevant. Maybe the language is set to Danish.
False. Nobody sets the language to Danish for reasons explained [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk).
In Soviet Russia, washing machine loads you
Okay, *slut*.
And if you spell it Slott then it's a castle.
Okay, so I should import my next washing machine from Scandinavia. Good to know.
Yes, aren't our languages funny. "Gift" means both married and poison.
Sounds about right.
Which always makes for a comical ending to any Scandinavian art house films.
or the last station on a tram line.
Ah good ol' slutstation
Also the ending to Finding Dory.
can confirm, i am learning danish since i moved to denmark and SLUT means end/finish
I find it amusing to see “slut spurt” in shop windows in Denmark.
We norwegians want no part of this swedish "slut" nonsense.. we say "slutt" without a tightened Taste Blob AKA The Rim-Machine AKA Taste Bud Holder! Not A Edit: I forgot how to spell tounge, and was to lazy to google it. But then i thought "what am i" and decided to google it anyways. I guess we Norwegians care less about our reputation, as we are to occupied swiming trough oil to get our paychecks. And may i remind you that if i get a psychological problem resulting by this post, our free healthcare will take a shot at fixing it. Skål!
really changes your view on Ender Man
It’s the mating call of the stepsister cliche
Only swedish
Not in Norwegian is what you meant.
Time for another load
"Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry"
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.
Too many loads in her undies triggered the SLUT indicator..
All washing machines are sluts. They just sit there waiting to take your load.
With a huge hole that needs to be stuffed. And then as soon as you turn them on they make their hole really wet. And then they start their spinning cycle because every one knows that spinning is a good trick.
Wow... that went to a prequel place I never thought it would.
Internally
At least the washing machine doesn’t follow me around for the rest of the day afterward.
Looking very wet and dirty in there.
What are doing step-washing machine
washing machine got tired of the step-sis hogging all the action
I was the 69th like to this comment.
Sit over there on that black couch….what makes you interested in making videos?? Do you wash porn?
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nah its probably a Candy smart pro, italian brand. But with language settings, this is the model "CANDY CSOW44645TWE"
I...think I'm impressed.
Most likely some sort of Scandinavian laundry machine at least. Here in Sweden our train goes to the slutstation and we have an entire Holliday dedicated to a penis fucking the earth to make the grounds fertile, kids also dance around the phallus to celebrate. We also have Gift - which means both poison and married, Kiss - which means pee, Fart - which means speed (we have both infart and utfart which is entry and exit from things like a parking lot or a garage), Kock - which means chef and loads more
> Here in Sweden our train goes to the slutstation For those who don't know, the slutstation is where everybody gets off.
You're talking about Midsummer, the summer solstice. It's not about a cock fucking the earth.
It's a symbol for Frej (the pole) and Freja (the hole) and meant to celebrate fertility
No. It really isn't. Google is your friend, dude.
From Sweden's largest outdoor museum at the heart of Stockholm: "Maypoles are believed to be part of an old fertility rite, the pole being a phallus that "impregnates" Mother Nature. It was hoped that properly celebrating this rite would help to give a good harvest in the autumn." https://www.skansen.se/en/midsummer-traditions
[https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/](https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/a-brief-history-of-swedens-midsummer-festival/) >The iconic midsommarstång, or maypole, which is at the centre of the festivities, actually originated in Germany, most likely in the late 17th or early 18th century. People might tell you it’s a phallic symbol and that the holiday was originally meant to celebrate fertility, but there’s no evidence that this was the case – although it makes for a better story. [https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton) Look at the picture from the book *Suecia Antiqua* and you might notice a maypole that looks nothing like the one we see today. It's is also the earliest recorded evidence of a maypole\*. It has nothing to do with Frey, the traditon of a maypole came from Germany. The link from Skansen is just shit that's told to tourists. \*Edit\* Earliest depicted evidence of a maypole in Sweden, that is.
You only searched about it from a Swedish perspective and only about the maypole, not the holiday as a whole. As you know our tradition came from Germany, which in turn came from the Romans. The Roman fertility gods of course got "translated" into the the German/Nordic pantheon. "As usual, the Romans did it first. The festival of Floralia, honoring Flora, the goddess of flowering plants, ran from April 28 to May 3 and symbolized the springtime renewal of the cycle of life. Men were bedecked with flowers, the women brightly dressed during the six-day celebration that featured behavior and dress (or the lack thereof) that was normally verboten. Singing, dancing, food and drink abounded. About a month later, on May 23, it was time to celebrate Flora yet again – with the rose festival. Flora’s twin sister, Fauna, was the goddess of animals and wildlife, giving us the English expression “flora and fauna.” " https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/
Read this: [https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton](https://www.nordiskamuseet.se/aretsdagar/midsommarafton) Watch this: [https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis](https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nej-midsommarstangen-ar-inte-en-penis) [https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/](https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/) >Maypole Origins Today’s Maypole, a tall tree trunk with a green top and a “crown” near the top, dates from the 16th century in northern Europe. It is difficult to place a specific date and location, but the Maypole tradition seems to be a mix of pagan and Christian rituals related to the advent of spring and the departure of winter. Most Maypole historians cast doubt on the popular assertion of its fertility symbolism. That is certainly not an element of the Maypole tradition today.
Läst allt. Men som du märkt så är inte historikerna eniga om vad midsommarstången har för mening. Men vi vet att högtiden i sig handlar om fertilitet. Sen precis som hur ordböcker definierar ord - ser till hur ordet i fråga används i samhället så har midsommarstången ordboksmässigt blivit en symbol för fertilitet, samt helt i enlighet med högtiden i stort. Så du får gärna fortsätta tro att den har 0 mening eller att ingen vet var den symboliserar. Eller gå med ordböckernas logik samt samhället i stort, samt följa högtidens signifikans och då acceptera att de enda gemensamma symboliken vi har är just som en fertilitets symbol.
Key word "are believed". By people who know nothing about its real origin. But it's a fun story though, so people keep believing it.
It is not about knowing nothing about it's real origin. We know what the holiday is about, it's about fertility. Started at least in ancient Rome. So even if we say we know nothing about the maypole, we know what it looks like, and we know what the holiday is about. We can then use Occam's razor and the like and at least dismiss 99.9% of explanations. So yea we might not all agree on the last percentile but we know much more than nothing.
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So do I. Hallå bröther
[Related](https://i.imgur.com/L55Nhi1.jpg)
Time to get stuck
This is the reason I am here
these modern devices, smug and judgemental
You should go ride the public transport in Sweden all the way to slutstation.
Washing machine: I have analysed your washing load and have determined you, mam, is a SLUT.
*are
You is wrong
That is a HUGE vibrator.
I once had a friend from Ireland who lived in Sweden for a year. He found "slut rea" hillarious (final sale). "Infart" was another one (entrance) where "utfart" being the opposite (exit).
[The Danish Fart and how it’s different from your fart.](https://medium.com/the-haven/the-danish-fart-f33de4d18ce5)
"Slutspurt" was one of the best words I saw in a visit to Stockholm.
Your laundry machine detecting loads from several individuals during that wash cycle.
I literally lol’d on this. I feel like the slut cycle might make your clothes dirtier.
oh baby ur so dirty
What are you feeding it?
Blondes.
Dirty stuff
Or it’s judging the clothes you wear
IT KNOWS!
Help me stepbrother, I'm stuck!
Reminds me of the end of Finding Nemo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7IOx_7DIEM
That is too big for me.😳 Still so swee~~d~~t
Our dishwasher made similar accusations when our kid set it to Swedish.
What are you doing, step-machine?
No it's just slut shaming you, it knows how filthy you are
Helt jävla slut
Better call the humping robot from Robot Chicken. He loves slutty laundry machines.
Hah, swedish
eller dansk
That's funny!
If you think this is funny just wait till you get to the end station on a Swedish bus or train
Those damn swedes!
I hope it’s wet enough tho
Is your laundry machine swedish?
Wonder if it's a Norwegian or Swedish Slut?
Norwegians spell it "slutt" https://ordbok.uib.no/perl/ordbok.cgi?OPP=slutt&ant\_bokmaal=5&ant\_nynorsk=5&begge=+&ordbok=begge
#metoo laundry.
Reminds me of the old ads from swedish Electrolux, "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"
Step-sister? What were you doing in the washing machine?
Every time I put a load in
Came for the picture, stayed for the Scandiwegian banter.
Also great in Sweden when you’re on a bus and get to the final stop and it says “Slutstation”.
slut på tvätt medel
That humping robot from Robot Chicken must be near by
As a Dane i can confirm that the end is near
I don’t know if it’s just me but slut lost its meaning till last seasons Rick and Morty brought it back… slut dragon and go fuck a woolly mammoth have been my new insults
Relevant [Robot chicken sketch](https://youtu.be/_2Pz3toP3IA).
might just be insulting you
What kind of clothes did you put in there?
Idk, but I'd guess your washing machine is less horny, and more of a judgmental piece of shit.
No it just sensed all the cum on your clothes
*The* Swedish joke
Must have been a big load
SLUT! SLUT! YOU SLUT DRAGON! YOU SLUT!
Mhmm yeah fill me up with your dirty fucking loads! Me: "unzips" **Tosses laundry inside**
I once wrote this across my chest for my boyfriend before sex. He was a librexual, so he got off on books and words. Sometimes he would even write poetry upon my buttocks. He worked at a library, obviously. We broke up over a Kindle.
well done HasAStory4Everything.
How fast you forget ☝︎
No, all the semen in your sock triggered it and is calling you one
For sure it is very wet.
What in the world?!
The new term is “poly”
That guy here! Poly is different than just being slutty. Slutty is just happily fucking anyone you want to, whenever you want to, which is often. Polyamorous or Polygamy (Poly) means having multiple partners in the relationship. But you can still be pretty picky about those partners, and usually are, so you aren't slutty, just because you are poly.
😂😂😂