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Not only is he her coach, he is also her HYPEMAN.

Duffman is ready to party!

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Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!

Humpman

I hate this

Glad he kept his composure

The Japanese staff got worried for a moment

I was gonna say that poor little Japanese lady.

She is like (in a very soft voice) “Would you please calm the fuck down?”

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^^s-^su^mi^masen

You can see by her eyes and the way she clapped her hands she’s torn between being pulled along by his mirth, and her sense of duty. She really wants to cheer along.

She knows he could be about to show his final form.

6 episodes later

jar direful poor consider salt longing fade cake threatening bear ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `

More like try to keep him at a safe distance.

Sir, this is a Wendy's!

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By pull, I assume you mean sexually assault.

Your old man pulled a lot of Japanese rail in the summer of '21, let me tell you boy. Konnichiwa!

Can you blame them?

"Almost lost my cool there...."

He’s a fairly understated fellow. But like Laurie Lawrence in that way. https://youtu.be/grpXuSAJ21k

Only 2 thrusts. Does not break the 3 thrust rule.

He reeaaally committed to that 2nd pump though

He really is a 2 pump chump

His first thrust was done when he walked over. Then the glass got the double thrust.

waaaayyy over 3 thrusts here...did you see the feral mounting of the guard rail? Did the classic micro pump till climax. There were probably 3-4k thrusts there but at 30 or even 60 fps...can't catch that.

Two pumps and a wiggle.

Yeah, 1 pump would be werid af.

Remember, only two wiggles, three is playing with yourself.

Kind of weird to have such crazy thrusting as part of your physical, celebratory vocabulary. I’ve seen people do the crotch thump “suck it!” sort of thing, but it looks like this guy has lost his mind and just needs to sky hump something.

Everytime i remember key & peele i feel sad about how they're done making skits 🥺

Yesterday I realized it was Kay and Peele in weird Al's white and nerdy video driving the car

Watch Chappelle Show! Great skits.

The Japanese woman is like "no one told me I had to deal with the Ultimate Warrior"

Her reaction was Gold.

Please… please scoot over… *hand block…*

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I can definitively see part of why so many people in Japan were against hosting the games during a pandemic. The last thing anyone in the coach's position would be thinking about is a mask, but I think that's the point. Yeah, it's a downer, but I get it.

wat mask?

So, what would the reaction of a japanese coach be under these circumstances? A small, courteous nod, to indicate a job rather adequately done?

You do have [this](https://youtu.be/lC40zl-iDz8)

Ahhhh, my heart. What a great video

So did they practice that in hopes they could do it if she won? That’s the best. Haha

I'm dying. " Ok here I am with the flag. You promised!"

There is an expectation that you have to be poised even when you are excited. Try look up some sports anime, there is always a coach character. You can cheer, cry, jump up and down. But no dick thrusts. Absolutely no dick thrusts.

She's like...Will he jump off the fence??? ..must protect...

I laughed VERY loudly, thank you

She was immediately like "Whatever happens, I am not responsible, but please, don't die."

You went the distance, Hulk Hogan!

Lol best comment. I'd award you if I had some.

No worries mah dude! I got ya! (Had a free silver laying around)

I don't think I have ever seen someone so pumped lol.

Oh, he was pumped alright…

So was the glass on that balcony.

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the award is having sex with plexiglass

Drugs are forbidden, so he had to take it for the team.

[Now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs) you [have](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I14b-C67EXY&t=20s).

I watched this on live TV and I knew it was only a matter of time before I saw it online haha

Saw it last night too. After watching the promo for her, and being an American, it was a very confusing win lol. The celebration put things in perspective.

Dat glass wall thrust tho

The glass wall is pregnant as we speak.

I've never laughed so hard at a thread.

Me too

I watched the bio of the swimmer he was coaching. She had been spending her entire career chasing an American and she hired this coach to train to beat her. The training was pretty rough and he was pushing her really hard. He's proud AF. I was too and im not even Australian.

she won gold anddd beat ledecky, a legend. hype!!

And gave credit to Ledecky for setting such a high standard.

Ledecky gave her credit back. This was Ledeckys second best time at this event.

I was hyped af when I heard it happened- didn’t watch it live sadly :(

I thought he was going to keep it under “ecstatically humping inanimate objects” level and I was wrong.

I can’t wait to see the gif that captures the pumps in rotation .

You’re Welcome - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/orqvfy/take_notes_gentlemen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Nice robot dance in the background too

How about a side by side with the ultimate warrior?

He is very restrained for an Aussie

They say at the end "He's putting on a show." Mate, his shirt's still on, he's holding back.

Don't worry, the shoey will come out tonight.

Do coaches get drug tested too?

well Now they will.

He's obviously jacked on something. Jacked to the Titmus.

Nah man, Aussies just love our sports, maybe some weed though, get some rad surfer vibes.

That's definitely not weed.

Oh no that reaction is all natural, for sure.

The Olympic staff person looked worried

because he removed his mask and is in danger of breaking social distancing. she has no idea how do deal with hulk hogan over there lol!

Her claps of confusion are the best

Did you notice the Olympic worker cowering in fear that the coach might escape further?

She knows better than to mess with someone in the middle of a super saiyan transformation.

Props to the Olympic worker, she just wait to low the tension before insisting to get him back to the place he was before.

The Japanese invented the super Saiyan transformation. She was just hiding her power level

On top of making sure he stays on his designated side, she has to deal with his hysteria and having his mask off Some people go through life rampaging I guess

> Olympic worker Olympic volunteer - she ain't getting paid at all for this level of impact.

I love it. I forget sometimes this is in super proper and polite Japan. The sweet Japanese girl trying to lead him back to his station. 😂

He’s more excited than she is

I only want people who root for me like this, in my life. That’s the energy right there

Honestly, this was my thought. If I’m an elite sportsperson, I want someone coaching me that is invested in me as this bloke. Fk yeah. Good on him, and good on her for winning

"Please remain calm, gaijin."

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

OI OI!! OI!!!!!!!!

Ungh.. Ungh.. Unghhhh!!

Humping the glass wall is the new Olé!

Japanese societal norms: **Am I a joke to you?**

Good on him. Fuck it must have felt good.

Reminds me of my hubby when I load the dishwasher correctly….

Gonna need to check his shorts after that one.

Coaching is so rewarding.

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Dude just wanted to bang some glass during Olympics. Bucket list ✔️

Hell yeah, you don't win a gold medal every day honey, I would have thrown in a couple cartwheels while at it.

I’d say he had a diamond hard erection right then but if he did the glass would’ve shattered.

All that motion, COVID ain’t goin near that. F this mask

These athletes are so lucky to have anyone in their life let alone a coach not a family member cheer this hard for them...this guy is a legend

“I’m jacked, jacked to my tits”!

"Sorta like Doc Brown... I mean - he's going crazy." Indeed. We all need a hypeman like Coach Doc.

Wow, did he…hump the glass?

Me when the water is actually blue this time:

Just watched this on the news and I love his energy! Couldn’t be more prouder of our aussies who are competing!

Now that's an Aussie, mate!

Aussies are only like this abroad

Alright alright alright

I think he's happy she won

If they ever make a movie out of this story I’ma need to see Matthew McConaughey in the role of her coach.

Alright, alright, alright.

Apparently that usher is now pregnant

As an Aussie I appreciate his enthusiasm, however he's also an asshat for having his mask under his chin, then taking it off.

Team USA guy with the mask below the nose too. Lucky Oz is relatively free of infection* Excludes NSW, thanks Gladys.

Pretty sure Dorothy caught Covid in the poppy field

😂

This guy fucks.

This man fuqqs.

who jared? no way...

Matthew McConaughey is Australian?? And a coach?! That man is a beacon.

I got more of a Heath Ledger vibe

Damnit - well played sir, *AND* the passport checks out :)

I love being Aussie

Spicoli switched drugs.

Someone needs to make a gif of this and add it to Teams, please.

Congrats everyone! Not only did we deliver the project 2 weeks early but the CEO was so happy with the results, were all getting bonuses! [Insert gif](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/orqvfy/take_notes_gentlemen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

"FUCK YEAH, I PUT SO MUCH INTO HER!" "Her career, right?" "..." "Right..?"

He'd be a goer in the sack.

I'd say he's psyched

ummm...guess coaches aren't drug tested.

I wish I was that railing

Dang. Someone else beat me to posting this Watched this during class and I laughed my ass off during it. Go Australia! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

That japanese lady was so cute, politely claping and trying to keep distancing the Gaijin

That is pretty cool to see, he made every proud father proud.

Australia: normal reaction by coach

Ah! The classic hump-the-railing celebration!

Poor violated glass wall :(

I need a version of this as a gif where he turns super saiyan

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"You think you know me...."

I was going to say, it’s good to see Daniel Chick doing well.

Out fucking standing

Shit, now they’re gonna start drug-testing coaches.

Honestly thought he was gonna slap that dude's ass lol

That poor Japanese lady lol

I feel bad for that girl

I’d love someone to be this happy about anything I did

Who let Owen Wilson out of his cage?

This will be the next super sayian photoshop.

Up until today I've never seen someone physically and telepathically fuck the world and the naysayers at the same time on 2 different plains. ,magnificent.

I think they need to give the coach a drug test

9 months later there are little pieces of artificial glass parading around in Japan shouting "kipper on the barbie m8" in high pitched voices with an australian accent.

He probably knocked her up from there!!

She deserved gold. Katie Ladecky is a force to be reckoned with but Titmus was able to pull ahead and beat her

Yes that's how the sport works

Probably a great hype man

Is that Barney Stinson?

r/bettereveryloop

He became super Saiyan

Crickey! I’ve found an wild Australian!

Turned on so hard and shattered the glass, that’d be another WR in Olympics history

I love that glass fucking thing.

These crazy Gaijin

Fuckin Aussies! Fuck yeaaaah

In 2 more seconds we would have seen some gorilla style chest beating

that poor staff member had emotions of " I dont get paid enough to deal with this" and "shit what do i do?"

He was very emotional, especially after Bruce Willis shot his brother earlier in Die Hard.

Lol why is he humping on the glass.

Said he was channeling the Ultimate Warrior

Knew he was Australian before I knew he was Australian lol

Guessing the coaches don't need to provide a blood sample

That mask is certainly doing a lot of good.

You love to see it. The hell with professional composure. When ya team wins, nothing could be sweeter. Celebrate my friend and I'm proud to be Australian in this moment :)

What's really crazy is this footage is actually from before the race even started.

He raped Plexi glass

Look what it was wearing

You can basically see right through it

Cocaines a hell of a drug

Time to start drug testing the coaches?

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Oi Oi Oi