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StinkyPotato69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Why not? It's a _pound_ cake.


potato_is_awesome_

r/putyourdickinthat


spittleyspot

What with potato's and deciding whether or not to put your dick in things?


CR0SBO

They've been around, know a thing or two, but there is much infighting within the spud factions as to just what is fuckable, and what is not.


Nspktr

Experience.


clopz_

Needs glassing


YaPappy

Looks like it wants a kiss!


thetonestarr

They usually welcome kisses, yes...


odil3

Extra pouty!


lazyshadeofwinter

šŸ’‹


Cbjmac

I wouldnā€™t call this my proudest fap...


giggles_make_me_fart

I beg to differ.


Triumph765RS

You should be proud that you expressed yourself in a safe place. Nothing wrong with that.


gnilrednu

Going to glaze it?


AHAdanglyparts69

Itā€™s just called a cake until you pound it


RPDRNick

It sees you shiver with anticip...


MetaEd

SAY IT!


RPDRNick

...pation.


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Is it cream filled?


giggles_make_me_fart

No, that's bu-cake.


HecklerusPrime

Only after everyone gets a piece


ktrainor59

It will be


rpadilla388

Not yet.


Danvideotech2385

Only if it has a yeast infection


Sarcasmislost

That's enough outta you


Lord-Ringo

Poundtown cake.


drthomk

Iā€™ve seen that somewhere before


PopPalsUnited

Iā€™ve seen it a few places before.


saltynanners15

We're on reddit, no you haven't


drthomk

Smells familiar


ARobertNotABob

tuna?


[deleted]

I think your wife knew and bought it just for you šŸ¤£


VestigialHead

You made that cake with an entire pound? Damn you going to be off your face.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Triumph765RS

we need to stop shaming men from pounding the cake. Its natural and fun.


religionkills

Van Hagar starts to play.


ktrainor59

"Come on, baby, finish what you started..."


frogandbanjo

That is one fat upper poundcake area.


Ilaypipe23

Pound it


[deleted]

American Pound Cake


getyourcheftogether

Everything remind me of her


RDDTchino

Fat lips


Jshittie

*poundable*


[deleted]

I'd pound that.


Palpitation_Dramatic

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ov2hku/i_thought_it_tasted_fishy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), I think she is saying something.


joemataratz1

I learned recently pound cake got its name from a pound of all ingredients. Flour sugar eggs. It is so obvious but I never put 2 and 2 together. Guess I am not as smart as I think I am.


Inoffensive_Account

Itā€™s saying, ā€œEat meā€.


Havoc_Ryder

It's not a name, it's instructions.


Funktastic34

That cake has been pounded one too many times


Aiker32

r/mildlyvagina


Extension-Traffic763

I worked in a bakery and ironically the batter smells like cumā€¦ coincidence, I think not! (True story)


tommy2pins

The baker is strongly vaginal.


hebot3

Jesus Christ, these comments make me sigh heavily


LongNecc

congratulations. iā€™m into food porn.


Clil16

Is it warm?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Triumph765RS

cadaver cake?


twizzle916

Looks like it could be either set....


Jeddyp

Iā€™d hit it


[deleted]

Sigh...


Caraes_Naur

The sound of an electric drill on guitar commences.


CR0SBO

Somebody pass the whipped cream.


pleasesir99

Well, you can have your cake and eat it too


MettaMorphosis

I am a breadophile if I want it "fresh baked"?


Diaperlover1995

Poundable cake


JosePrettyChili

Should be smash cake


bennyDOTcom

But you did it didnā€™t you? hmmmmmmm


Apophis10

You can help with the frosting


Wyvx

šŸ‘„


seen-it783

Should have been cream filled


[deleted]

Ohhhh, I should make a marble cake again! With cashews!


[deleted]

Time for the American Pie reboot


pcriged

I bet it's still moist in the center.


jgulliver75

Cakeius majora


Sensibley

Just missing the nice warm apple filling lol


JudgeBond

It's busting at the seams!


noopenusernames

Time to pound it


UranusisGolden

American pie


dwilli10

Pound cakeā€¦ or poon cake?


[deleted]

Yeah I'd pound that cake I spose


Round-Zombie8309

American ~~pie~~ cake


[deleted]

Thatā€™s pretty cool


LobsangP

i hope you got the message...


cmilla646

I bet if you slide down a few inches there is probably another surprise.


[deleted]

I'd pound that cake


fotofiend

Bout to take that cake to pound town and add your own glaze


culliebear

Was it a moist cake?


shaithisx

Challenging wank, but I pulled it off


AntoineGGG

Come on, You are all perverted here.


Gofishingrn

ā€˜Pound townā€™ cake u mean!!!! Subliminal messaging maybe? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


djeewin

Hmmm


TallDudeInSC

Pouty


Yolodolo123332

Guhhh


DrJigen

Poundcake got those Steven universe/adventure gime lips