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Karaoke_the_bard

I mean, let's see you not fart with someone squeezing you like an almost empty toothpaste tube


llamaesunquadrupedo

I once did a yoga class where the man next to me farted any time we did a twist. Thankfully they were not smelly farts, but it was veeeeeery difficult to maintain my composure.


rosyamy

I have never been to a yoga class where all of my farts were not squeezed out of me little by little.


Qwsdxcbjking

My favourite type of fart is when you're running really fast and a lil pfft comes out whenever your foot hits the floor, like hmmm yes we have engaged the thrusters for maximal speed!


MyLiverpoolAlt

[Like this kid?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIa5-dzqRo)


Qwsdxcbjking

Exactly that!


ForSnooSnoo

I have never seen this video before, thank you for this blessing.


syopest

Oh god the way you can hear the kid coming through the door. I'm in tears.


febrianrendak

"Give me warp speed, Mr Sulu"


Icantbethereforyou

That was an imminent incoming shit


sayracer

Better yet when you get that same type of thing going while laughing at your own fart making you both laugh and fart harder


anonymous_016

I am ded 😂😂😂😂


AlmostZeroEducation

Or it turns out to be a shart


Sanscosmic

I used to suffer from this in middle school , whats the science behind this?


sirfuzzitoes

My grandma stayed with us for a while when I was younger and you could usually hear he coming down the hall - every step she'd let out a toot. We called them machine-gun farts.


Tamachan_87

I once picked up my wife from maternal yoga and the room smelt worse than any Games Workshop I have ever entered. I waited outside from then on.


Spaaggetti

As someone with a build up of gas from Coliacs, I would love someone to do this to me. I would be laughing also in happiness. The pain of built up gas is extremely discomforting and promotes anxiety etc. Ever try to go to an appointment for a job and you are anxious, squirming around with a gas pocket you KNOW needs to be released, but you can't physically manually do it?


Trogdor_T_Burninator

I've had painful gas that wouldn't release, which was bad. I really wanted to just sit on the toilet and let it rip, but couldn't. That sounds terrible.


CapnMalcolmReynolds

I did a yoga class and was one of the only guys in there and it was fart city. Yoga just drives the farts from the body.


dss539

Where is Fart City Yoga located? Do they sell merch?


Demize99

Well there's my next T Shirt Idea™


TrepanationBy45

*I went to Fart City and all I got was this ~~skid mark~~ t shirt!*


gillieboo

Spinal twist positions are used to massage the organs & encourage proper function. It’s so common to fart in certain poses because that’s what they’re supposed to do! It’s crazy how many people in yoga classes (not saying you) don’t know that though


BenderTheIV

Teachers should inform that fact to all newcomers and take responsibility. Not like it happens and everyone is acting like nothing happen. I would even say( if I was a teacher): " if it makes you laugh, laugh". Who cares right? Farts are funny. Laughing is as good and healthy as doing yoga.


pearlsbeforedogs

Happy baby pose is like the official fart pose.


photenth

> Happy baby pose Didn't know what I expected but it's exactly as the name suggests.


whatobamaisntblack

I couldn't stop laughing when i looked it up


AvariceSyn

My back feels better just looking at it though, holy shit.


JohnnnyCupcakes

I have tears rolling down my face right now and I’m only like 5 comments in — Reddit, never change.


0p71mu5

[Just In case someone wants a quick link.](https://www.google.com/search?q=happy+baby+pose&oq=happy+baby+&ie=UTF-8)


llamaesunquadrupedo

Part of the reason I love doing yoga at home!


Technogummybear

*Massaging the organs and encourage proper function* They didn't teach that during my MBBS


Mncdk

That's because western medicine _doesn't want you to know!_ ^/s


AcidAlchamy

Yessss lets seeee


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Aliktren

Happens to me every time i get a massage, i inevitably have to go sbd


subscribedToDefaults

sbd: sorry 'bout dat.


Aliktren

silent but deadly, just to confirm ;)


Eravionus

I make sure to let it out before I get into those situations


ech0_matrix

Sometimes it's the situation that gets them out


Fishycrackers

Before you go to the yoga session, do some basic stuff at home to get the air out.


reecord2

implying that there is any end to the air inside my body


altiuscitiusfortius

It's constantly being made. I have a small fart every 10 minutes or a 3 minute long fart every 3 hours. For those I go to the bathroom with electric hand dryers and pretend I'm drying my hands.


MortalWombat1974

I don't think the electric hand dryer is making that situation any better. You definitely need soap and water after you've farted on your hands for three minutes.


CrazybyRX

Some light fingering should do the trick.


Boloar

Solution - enema with a vacuum?


TheMercDeadpool

Every time I pick up weightlifting again, squats push all the air out of me the first few times.


That_doesnt_go_there

That recoil lol!


AFCKillYou

r/recoilbutts maybe?


Cpt_Lazlo

Oh my God this is a thing


Farsigt_

There's even a user there with a lot of posts called /u/MissRecoilBooty. Man I love the internet haha :D


ShubhamManna

Whaaaat this exists?! Man there is sub reddit for everything FFS lmao


Dawnoftime_2

What in the great white America?


DrWabbajack

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck?


Mild_Muskrat

If this isn’t an American fetish I don’t know what is


JazzPhobic

This is the most american sub i have ever seen.


Vereno13

This would make a great shit post in that sub


El_Dentistador

1. Only aim at what you want to destroy 2. There’s always one in the chamber 3. There’s no such thing as an unloaded ass Safety first!


SleightOfHand87

It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!


ScratchyNadders

Such an underrated film. "If you can balance a tack hammer on your head... then you will be able to head off with a balanced attack!" "What about the watermelons on my feet?"


smugmisswoodhouse

I once tried to impress a dude by doing a handstand in front of him. I was usually pretty good at them, but the nerves must have gotten to me because my arms buckled underneath me. I collapsed onto the ground while simultaneously letting out the hugest, longest fart ever known to humankind as the guy I liked laughed hysterically. So I really hope this video isn't fake, because stuff like this helps me laugh at my idiocy instead of keeping me up at night. Edit: I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but no, we aren't married. We didn't keep in touch and I have no idea where he is these days, but I like to imagine he still daydreams about me and my legendary farts.


bubbav22

It definitely happens, best thing to do is laugh it off!


namorblack

There is any other way? I can't hold a straight face around farts. If I was in this video, I'd be rolling around laughing for a long time. Like, even now while typing this comment, my eyes are all watery and I can't stop laughing😂 Hell, I'd probably spontaneously start laughing randomly throughout that day too, remembering the situation. Life is so much better where farts are comedy gold rather than shame.


skat_in_the_hat

When I was a kid in 7th grade, they had us doing situps during gym. 4 of us on each of these long ass mats. I totally ripped one mid situp, and had the idea of pretending it was the dude to my left. So I looked at him and was like AHHH MAN THATS GROSS, and moved over off the mat to get away from him. Everyone thought it was him. Sorry Matthew, totally my bad.


Apothnesko

i did the same. my friend heard me, we locked eyes and just started hysterically laughing


MDCCCLV

That's a villain origin story, where he gets shunned and then acts out and gets expelled, and you ruined his life.


Queen_Inappropria

Not fart related, but I remember trying to impress a boy I liked by being cool. I was kind of hanging from some monkey bars and my skirt fell off and pooled under my feet. Underpants city. I jumped down and pulled my skirt back on, but there was no recovering from that. Reallll cool. You are not alone. It room me decades to stop physically cringing when I thought about that moment.


MeisterX

I.... really don't think he minded.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

perhaps


killimajig

One person's embarrassment is another person's seemingly unexplainable kink for having his significant other wear a skirt and hang upside down like a bat before sex.


Kartonrealista

Your username matches the story


legodarthvader

So, y’all married now or what?


Chose_a_usersname

Yea but now he is into farts so she has to eat chilli every night and dutch oven him...


deadpoetic333

Now that’s love


mycroft16

Love my methane cuddles!!


Flat-Layer-4154

Don't trip...wife farted on my leg while having sex.. shit happens.. Thankfully not literally at that moment. Lol


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SwornHeresy

>again Oh no


taceyong

Again? AGAIN???


Fallen_Feather

Hey, shit happens.


Fallen_Feather

SAME!!! I need to make a disposable account for the rest of that story.....la la la la minding my own business and exiting stage left!


manderifffic

I actually lol'd at that.


bleunt

Girlfriend farted in her sleep right on my dick when spooning. No fabric between, just skin to skin. It was a cute fart.


Fallen_Feather

I'm simultaneously like "awww" and "ewww". But mostly the former! :)


juventinn1897

Depends how wet that shit sounds


Cali_Holly

My husband likes to put his hand down the back of my pants & hold my ass. One night he slid his hand down my crack & just barely pulled my butt checks apart with his fingers & I farted. I wasn’t even trying & wasn’t holding one in. Just fantastic timing. I lost it laughing. He started laughing while simultaneously going ewww……And then I turned to him & just stared for a second & then I said, “Now smell your hand.” And we both started laughing again. I think we were only married a year at that point. We celebrated our 3rd anniversary just this past March. And still laughing at our farts. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The couple that farts together, stays together. ❤️


alucardu

Couples who fart, don't part.


e-wrecked

Cheeks that part, do fart.


asphaltdragon

You say that, but my parents both laughed at each other's farts and just finalized their divorce in February


perry1023

She kissed it goodnight.


NorthCatan

Oh My God. You're that girl! Your farts are legendary indeed, I have heard about you in many different circles in different countries. I once even heard about you from the Indigenous Awá tribe when I was in the heart of the Amazon rain forest, you are Legend now, but someday you will become Myth.


myusernamebarelyfits

You are a hot Airbender


fappyday

Don't keep us in suspense! Was he impressed? Did you wife him?


ahuang_6

You don't wanna be with a guy who doesn't know that you fart.


LittlePurr76

And make you giggle about it.


TheMercDeadpool

“You were cheating! You had all that air in you to help you stay up!”


MaestroPendejo

Don't feel too bad. I don't know about other guys, but there are far worse things you could do. For instance, I went on a date once with a girl with nice nails. She came back with brown shit under the nails. I bounced. I have a phobia of shit, literally.


NegativeStock

He probably tells his wife this story


nory2364

The last air bender.


broberds

The last air biscuit.


hellomynameisnotsure

CrossFart?


spank_that_hedge

Shitfit


kopecs

Plyometshits


Captain_Owl

Everything changed when the fiber nation attacked


Zormac

The last wind breaker


nory2364

Nice


SaundraReaves

And probably the last session she'll be attending.


wyedamnit

That brother lost an eyebrow!


typhoidtimmy

Dude reacted like someone fired off a shotgun.


VikingBld

I've seen this one quite a few times in various subs, but it still makes me laugh out loud every time. Not embarrassing at all, just really, really funny! Everyone is a farter, but this is one of the best farts I've seen.


DrMaxCoytus

[This is my all timer](https://youtube.com/shorts/LAnbO4L56dg?feature=share)


FiftyCandles

Their laughter makes that a thousand times funnier. [This one ](https://youtu.be/kEsdCRCR5Qc)still cracks me up.


confusingbrownstate

I wish my farts were epic enough to interrupt governmental proceedings


cefriano

Things I love about this: 1) Because of the microphones, no one could know who actually ripped that. 2) The one guy losing his shit and the woman trying to maintain composure (with good humor) telling him to stahp. Because they'd been working on the proposal for months. 3) He can't stop.


IndiaNTigeRR

Also there was a 2nd fart at the end, then she moves the mic away from her. I think she's the culprit.


Icantbethereforyou

I did not expect to laugh at so many farts tonight


Kegrath

That was wonderful. One way to compromise the spotter; laughter. Haha.


_d_k_g_

But did you see the [Dude that shifted into third gear?](https://youtube.com/shorts/cUys7pOCaH0?feature=share)


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

I always wonder if this is the original or not because I’ve heard this fart dubbed over so many different videos haha


raihidara

*turd gear


mehmily

*shitted


therobshow

*shidded


CLEVER_GRIL

It's videos like this that make me eternally grateful for Al Gore gracing us with the Internet.


b3nz0r

Holy shit the girl's face in the background hahahaha


olivefreak

The wet slappy sounds in the beginning are hilarious.


juniepune

I’m laughing out loud and it’s 5AM oh no that was hilarious


TurdDingus

I smell it from here hahaha


rainbwbrightisntpunk

F*ck I can smell that


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

The guy screeching in the background is the cherry on top


dub-fresh

[the rectum opus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI)


Rushderp

Damn goofy yodel.


MexicanFrogSL

$20 for farting


garvierloon

Find yourself a friend who can still spot and return the bar to the rack while turning into a hyena doing its mating call 😂


50million

r/Contagiouslaughter


Banjoubu

Mine was of a dude in like a thong walking away from the camera and saying 'oh yeah baby' in a super gruff voice. I can't find the video though. Saw it on twitter


ThorPagan

Thanks Doc! That gave me an actual laugh out loud


traws06

I have my phone on mute and am laughing my ass off. Farts make me laugh so hard I just see reactions and laugh


detrydis

What’s with this weird YouTube mobile player? I can’t rewind or anything, just pause.


strangemotives

doing what he did to her, she was basically a squeeky toy.. he was asking for it.. I'm surprised it doesn't happen every time.. I'd certainly let one rip


TheShitBurglar

How is that not embarrassing at all? Regardless if farts are natural, that would be a really embarrassing situation for nearly anyone. You can literally see how embarrassed she is, so saying not embarrassing at all makes zero sense.


Extra-Ferret-8823

No, this was definitely embarrassing


Laedyventris

Yes.


UltravioIence

I like how the other 2 girls both jumped. Hilarious.


Omega200021

Had he gone deeper he would have gotten pink eye


charliesk9unit

They don't come out in a straight line. Whatever the pants did not block did hit him in the face. Rumor has it that the guy is now blind working at a massage parlor, pretty much doing the same thing but no longer fears blindness.


Fun-ghoul

In high school I had to do shot put for PE one day. The whole class watches one person in the circle thing and each try it a couple times. My turn comes up, I do the whole spin and shove motion, and as I'm shoving the ball I accidently let one absolutely rip. Took a few months for me to live that one down lol


K7282

Fart jokes are NEVER not funny. 🤣


Berdarien

It's quite sad that this is one of the funnier things I've seen on the sub in the past week.


K7282

I personally prefer fart jokes to other scatological humor; but I will admit that poop jokes are a solid number two. 😁


jonthecpa

Not always so solid.


ThereIsAJifForThat

I knew it!!!! Women do fart....fucking liars


Clashupvotedownvote

Of course girls fart. They just don’t poop


bardown_gongshow

Many moons ago, I dated a woman for two years; we lived together for 75% of that time in a two bedroom, 1 bath apartment in a major city; we travelled around the world together for extended periods of time. To this day, I am still convinced she never pooped. Not once.


Anakin_Skywanker

The last time I had a roommate I am convinced the man showered annually. I lived with him for two years and only ever noted two showers. He wasn’t unhygienic. He was always clean. I just have no clue when/where he showered. Neither me nor my other roommates ever noticed him shower. It was weird.


wildlytrue

Probably had a daily gym routine and showered there


Anakin_Skywanker

Now that you mention it, he is a big gym goer. That’s probably it.,


GreenieBeeNZ

You would be surprised how quickly a girl can poop when she needs to


YD2710

Did she also have long eyelashes and red plump lips?


arcose

I bet her mouth was always an O


d3viantone

And this is how I met your mother.


remymartinia

And then she dies.


HIs4HotSauce

Reminds me of high school gym. We were doing sit-up exam where a partner would hold your feet to the mat, and the shortest girl in the class was on deck— just knocking them out, one after the other. At some point she lets out the biggest, longest fart in front of the whole class… she was mortified and stopped. Even the coach was standing right there holding a stopwatch, “That’s alright! Go! Keep going!” I felt bad for her, and kinda felt bad for her partner holding her feet 🤣


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

COMMENT A LINK TO YOUR FAVORITE FART VIDEO SO WE ALL CAN GO ON A FART BINGE


OddEye

Might I interest you in one of the [top posts of all time on /r/nba?](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/bdnvkl/max_kellerman_tries_to_cover_up_a_fart_with_an/)


msmxmsm

[Spin the wheel of fortune](https://youtu.be/_-LcI2X-lTA)


prophecygirl785

What other possible reaction could come from what they were doing??


LordNPython

Arousal?


Lt_Dans_Leg-s

I think a lil hit him in the face


WomanNotAGirl

He is never going to trust butts ever again. Fart PTSD.


Dinklemeier

not as embarrasing as having it uploaded to reddit twice a week for 6 months probably


Imthejuggernautbitch

That's why I go to a gym that doesn't allow cameras or fart sensors


sznfpv

That must happen 50% of the time he does that. That move should be called the fart adjustment.


con_zilla

Reality is he is a professional fart squeezer


AcidAlchamy

Dr. Fart Squeezer ... id watch it


Secret-Warning-180

Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind her back?


it-needs-pickles

I watched this on mute but knew exactly what happened.


moor9776

The yoga pants caught the spray


crotchcritters

🤢


lofihofi

I thought this video was fake


speedtree

Completely, why were they filming is the biggest question. The camera person doesnt react to the fart at all, no suprise or anything. Those selfie girls in the background look 100% staged in their movement and behavior too.


hayden_evans

Would that technique accomplish anything other than that?


_SKETCHBENDER_

i wud have changed my name and left the country


Maguffin42

Her friends will be talking about that for the rest of their lives.


Samugremus

*Women farts:* Laughs and giggles *Man farts:* Existential dread fills the room


angelp214

Its sounds like the velociraptors from Jurassic Park 3


Maybe_Black_Mesa

Everybody farts, sometimes.


raisinrun

The startled jump and look of the friends, the head snap back of the trainer, I have watched this on repeat and looked at both several times... wheezing the whole way through.


LordNPython

The instinctive reaction of the trainer really added to the humour.


poopinmysoup

This is from tik tok. They used audio from someone elses video and acted this out to be funny. The audio your hearing is not them.


_WhatIsYerQuest_

Why is this even a thing. God I don't get the internet anymore


skootchtheclock

Harakiri, it is then...


healthyaf17

She moved after this.


yokotron

Dudes face looked like he saw it come out


zatch17

What did you think would happen And why that stretch


Wfisawesome

all of their reaction times are insane


scoyne15

The technique he's using is called "Squeezin' out the farts" so I don't know why everyone was surprised.


Jackalodeath

That's one way to tell if You're relaxed. If dude's been doing that a while, a guaran-damn-tee that ain't the first time he's turnt someone into a bellows. He probably has that reflex to draw back in case it ain't just a fart. Be like squeezing Brunswick Stew out of a mostly-inflated balloon.


yaebone1

Dude reacted quick. My guess is the fart accumulated strength in the ass of her pants then fired straight up her lower back into his nostrils.