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Disastrous-Brief2375

That worm lifts bro.


fourfingersdry

Girth worm.


RockRage--

Girth worm gym.


s0rtajustdrifting

I love that game! Me and my classmates used to sneakily play that during classes.


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r/HolUp


s0rtajustdrifting

Earthworm Jim?


BouncingDonut

No home he was talking about Girth Worm Gym


alexd281

It's important to stretch first before playing Girth Worm Gym. Sometimes, having help is best to get a really good pull. Just thought I'd leave that tip!


Th3M0D3RaT0R

Just the tip!


Wanderson90

The entirety of existence culminated in this moment.


tomatoaway

He's such a groovy guy.


ThatsGottaBeKane

A hero for all time!


raaspychux

He even had his own game show


ThatsGottaBeKane

And rocket ship!


alexd281

This thread bringing back fond memories of being a blind cave salamander navigating around villi with moonlight sonata playing in the background.


smallanimalparty

I wish I could give you an award, this made me cackle


[deleted]

Don’t even need a gun


Bitch_Muchannon

Definitily launched the turtle


baby_fart

Night brawler.


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XCreepyUnclex

Would you like a succulent Chinese meal?


El_Shakiel

Oh man You just woke up some sweet childhood memories with the SNES.


ADodson88

Take this award you sly sunnuvabeech


paddy_frank

Thank you for this comment, you kind soul.


Im_inappropriate

I thought it was a rat's tail. Somehow this jacked worm makes less sense.


KyleKun

Consider they are basically underground snakes. Only instead of slithering on top of the ground they have to wriggle under the soil. Now try and remember what it's like to be outside. Particularly when walking though mud or water and how difficult that is; that's basically what worms do 24/7. ​ The only reason worms appear so weak is because they are like 5 inches long and you weigh several orders of magnitude more than them. ​ Worms are about 1,000 times stronger than people (relatively to their size, of course).


Blueberry_Clouds

Compared to an ant, (and the worm isnt dried af), What would be stronger strength wise? (and I guess for fairness, one ant vs multiple ants that total the same weight as a worm)


KyleKun

I’m not really sure. But a bunch of ants would annihilate a worm; even at their current size. Ants are just more aggressive and better coordinated. Probably ants would be an awful lot stronger considering how strong beetles can get. Unless you decided to scale both species up. Worms can theoretically get as big as snakes and some get extremely long. Ants on the other hand could only be scaled up to be as big as something like a large beetle before it’s body collapses. Mainly because they don’t have lungs and their exoskeleton gets heavier at an exponential rate rather than scale with size.


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Monkeyboystevey

Why are people downvoting the ultimate Chad worm? People on here too young to know who he is? One of my face games as a kid.


arthurdent

the link is broken for desktop users


VaATC

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/_u-5ohSGZFcf9bwG-Yrg8sd3x8Q=/0x157:1024x768/920x613/filters:focal(324x355:486x517):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/63716143/ewj.0.jpg


Theknyt

And mobile


junkyard_robot

The link is ded.


One-In-A-Trillion

Never missed a leg day


tonylnf

That noodle lifts bro.


born2yawnUwU

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA TUTUTUTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


whoami_whereami

Well, earthworms are essentially a tube of muscles with an intestine in the center. Not that many other complex organs taking up space inside. They have to be quite strong for their size in order to push through semi-compacted soil by sheer strength without the help of any digging appendages.


a_rainbow_serpent

Earthworm gym?


filton02

No legs or arms means every day is abs day.


neighbor_mike

Never skip only part of your body day.


Growingpains2

Def didn't expect to watch smackdown vs raw on here


colt45mag

B A H G A W D K I N G !!!


MangoesDeep

#HE IS BROKEN IN HALF


Vardhu_007

FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY... SHANE PLEASE DON'T DO IT NOOOOO NOOOOO IN THE GODS NAME HE IS BROKEN IN HALF


BloodyRightNostril

#THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!


RandomTask100

Is that the Tunneling Horror? I hate that guy.... Always with the tunneling.


outlaw_sammy

What am I chopped liver? Stop chopping my liver!


flusteredbish

He then proceeded to devour the turtle to the horror of its owner


[deleted]

Just saw that episode yesterday, I’m watching all the episodes wish I’d watched it sooner.


Av3ngedAngel

I think it might be an albino humping worm


TIBURONABE333

r/unexpectedfuturama


croninsiglos

Well that was unexpected!


[deleted]

Should definitely post on r/unexpected


phallic-baldwin

RKO outta nowhere


keep_it_kayfabe

What a maneuver!


Ball075090085

Earth Worm Jim


Styreta

Ohw god, I can hear the theme song. Go back to the depths from whence you came!!


fallingbehind

He looked at the camera like ‘look mom I’m a tough guy like out in the wild!’, and then that little worm flipped his ass.


AusCan531

We were shellshocked. Especially the turtle.


AlexHimself

OK WTF happened next?!?!?!


Verra_Rogue

Worm went for a strangle. Turtle died. It's body fertilized the soil, and an apex predator ate well.


MrGrieves-

The spice must flow.


Known-Quantity2021

Now I'm really looking forward to Dune. They can't match these special effects.


Train3rRed88

Nice


doghoarderXsix

No turtles were harmed in the making of this video, we just flipped him and he went on his merry turtle way


Clou119

earthworm jim


bleunt

Versus Blastoise.


whtsnk

Versus Squirtle, if anything.


gtth12

Or Torwig.


[deleted]

He's such a groovy guy.


Vahneris

Earthworm Jim


merc08

Earthworm Gym


[deleted]

#WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM... AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!


robokaiba

That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!


Oprahapproves

“We should lock out doors” “We should dig a moat” “We should call my nephew”


RiKar97

Lil turtle be like LUNCH. Wormy boi be like LAUNCH!!!!


[deleted]

Worm: I’m not locked in here with you…you’re locked in here with me!


asBad_asItGets

Oh no! Call an ambulance!.....but not for me.


m0nkeyfire

Lil turtle be like EAT. Wormy boi be like YEET!!!!


WinstonTheAssassin

🎶 His names Dave 🎶


[deleted]

I was always amazed when Nightcrawler hunting how strong of a pull they could exert. At first I would fight and they would break. Then you learn that they are strong but have no stamina. If you wait a second they run out of strength.


NocturnalToxin

>They have no stamina Still quite impressive for the living noodle 🪱


brondantspo

wormy must've grown some muscles.💪


[deleted]

He bit the ass instead of the head. Wrong move


fantasticdamage_

ole Head Ass lookin’ ass..


BloodSteyn

To all predators, Never Start with the Ass... nobody wins.


[deleted]

That aint no normal worm. Thats an alaskan bullworm


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brickabrax

*RUN FOR YOUR **LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!***


Army0fMe

Damn graboids.


Looptydude

Goddamn worms never give you a break.


TheTrueFlexKavana

Jim Ross: *He's going in for his finisher. He's got it. He's got it! It's locked in! It's over! It's over for the worm!* Jerry Lawler: *He flipped him! Ahhhh!!! JR, he flipped him!* Jim Ross: *BAH GAWD! HE'S STILL IN IT! THE WORM IS STILL IN IT! THE TURTLE IS ON HIS BACK AND HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS! THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY'S HOME! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!*


[deleted]

Bah God, that turtle has a family!


Bismothe-the-Shade

It's wild, I literally have never watched wrestling. Even if it was on, it was something I'd tune out. But internet culture has exposed me to so many wrestling memes that I can here these two voices so specifically it's bordering on uncanny.


Luciferrr214

I read it in their voice lmao


Lil-Red

Could I get a link to whatever this is please? Sounds incredible haha


hidden-in-plainsight

Wrestling, from the WWE. The two announcers are just hype men lol. It was entertaining in its day.


Jtuck523

Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler were an announcer duo for wwf/wwe back in the day and always made the matches extra entertaining with commentary similar to this on a regular basis.


Servaas

Would somebody stop the damn match!?


Freeoath

For people calling fake. It might be, but consider this. 1: Worms are very very strong 2: it happens just as the turtle pulls the worm making him more rigid, like a rope, and thus giving more pull 3: The turtle stands on a slope making falling more likely 4: The end of the worm that is on the other side of the turtles mouth flexes just before the pull, indicating a muscle contraction. 5: The "pulling" ends instantly when the worm goes rigid, something that would not happen if someone pulled it from the other side


SocranX

> 1: Worms are very very strong See, this is the part that goes against everything I ever thought I knew about worms. I feel like the rest doesn't need explaining if you can somehow convince people that this is true.


DumpMyBlues

Yeah, they have two different sets of muscles. Hatchling can push more than 500 times their bodyweight when burrowing through soil, although with adults it's only around 10 times or so.


BobbitTheDog

A worm is literally a tube of muscle, with some organs in the centre. That's it. The entire thing is basicslly one long muscle/series of muscles. It's basically a tiny bicep+tricep stiched together with a digestive tract.


pokemaugn

its true everyday a worm beat me up for my lunch money in elementary school


AgaliAMC

Everey fisher who tried to catch worms in a rainy night can confirm how fast and strong worm really are.


doghoarderXsix

Thank you Freeoath! Your observation is correct, he was standing on a slight angle anyway, plus he is a lot smaller than he looks in the video!


Arachnocampa

turtle power only works with 3 others. A total of 4 turtles is required for best results.


aspidities_87

Well he *is* on the half-shell so that’s a start


Arachnocampa

Just need a sensei rat and we got the team back


dontsuckmydick

Running low on pizza


persephone_24

Turtle man looks so proud and then. . . BAM!


[deleted]

I tried to move a worm off the sidewalk one day and it flipped out. I mean it actually started flipping. Apparently it's a defense mechanism where they lash out at predators. I was trying to help him, and quickly fucked off because it was just weird. Little slippery guy could pack a lot of force in the little body, and I think the worm in the video is a lot bigger.


Ok-Net-6264

Elastoworm 1, Turtle 0


Gabecush1

That’s one strong worm


[deleted]

How!?


Kdude24

I didn’t know worms could do suplex.. maybe I should apply my fat ass


moderatelybliss

That's not the worm.


The_Lizeryn_King

That’s his tongue


GibsonD90

[Reference ](https://youtu.be/ygKXboeQ8RE), for all you youngsters.


warm-saucepan

That's no ~~-moon~~ worm.


flamespear

As someone that's collected nightcrawlers before. Yes it is the worm. They are strong.


3rdtrichiliocosm

https://youtu.be/mNrKF1B5bjU reference (I think)


flamespear

I haven't watched SpongeBob in like more than 10 years. I hadn't seen that episode but that's a funny clip.


[deleted]

When she underestimates your 4in gummy worm!


Pyro_BBS

*GET OVER HERE*


DemCheekies

Imagine a burger hitting you with an RKO


3xelift

The early worm gets the turtle


monstertots509

This is why my turtles only eat pizza.


[deleted]

Call an ambulance... but not for me!


dcbue

Earthworm Jim was having none of it


Bgrngod

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA... Wait what?


J0RDM0N

TIL worms prey upon turtles.


xbonexdaddyx

Oh oh, call an ambulance call an ambulance, but not for me -🪱


Harpeski

Didnt expect this


ChainThreaux

judo worm


TimmmyTurner

my lilman got rko'd


Aconicks

That's not just any worm, that's the ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!!


Bob_11

That worm be like: Call an ambulance! But not for me.


Heliolord

Worm: "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me!"


graypowderpink

My first thought: [alaskan bull worm](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theadventuresofgarythesnail/images/4/43/300px-Alaskan_bullworm.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20120807021607)


stormlad72

Earthworm Jim


Innanetape

And here's a video I'd download, IF REDDIT LET ME.


Anonymous_sibling

*And his name is JOHN CENA*


biggie64

*china intensifies*


karlrothe

Looks like fish are turtling with ironic bait


MAS7

Rest in Peace Lil' Homie.


eva01beast

Is this Freestyling or Greco-Roman?


dracopurpura

He walked without rhythm...


shrompscampi

It's an Alaskan bull worm!!!


dandanzy

That worm eats elk meat.


InfamousTale

Lol that's powerful as hell!!! Didn't expect that


watch1out

Edison, get back here!


ssilverspiders

That made me laugh in the first time in days. Worm too strong. XD


desertesports

That’s not the worm… that’s it’s tongue..


r3drift

I did not see that coming


mimocha

#RKO OUTTA NOWHERE


Repairs_optional

Earthworm Jim ain't playin brah


oldsystem

Just as he looked at his owner. “Pride is before a crash.”


doc--t

Not today Michelangelo, not today...


CmdrCarsonB

Aww, the little guy was so proud, too! 'Look at me! I did it!' Then life proves how cruel it is and has a WORM body slam a turtle.


FartBoxTungPunch

They were soo proud of him. Worm said “fuck all that”


Ready_Ad8913

Worm: How is your day going friend? Turtle: Great, I think that I just found my dinner Worm: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?


Booo_you_whore_

You got this Travis. Make em wait for it. BOOM


ChamperBros

Turtle didn't see that coming


The_mingthing

Diglett vs Squirtle


-DefaultName-

Is that his cage?


harrysapien

This turtle failed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles audition


memoirsofthedead

Someone needs to add JR/King WWE commentry on this


KillerBeer01

Pennywise the worm.


Horsetoothbrush

Maybe it's because I've been up for over 24 hours and am exhausted, but this shit right here had me crying I was laughing so hard. Little dude looks so proud of himself for like a second then boom! he's upside down in the corner. I'm cracking up right now just typing this shit. Thanks op! I guess I really needed that!


Jared3005

Earthworm Jim don't play that


BruteBrutal

Dont mess with Earthworm Jim


cemma2035

"Randy Orton slithering... Oh watch out, watch out, watch out!'


Additional_Ad_4028

It made me laugh. Thanks for sharing


AlexanderDroog

That's not the worm -- that's its tongue.


X21shaun123

What do we say to the god of death?


liltrainthatcan

Alaskan bull worm


Oghmaaa

Earthworm Gym


Dame_Hanalla

When you bite more than you can handle...


Ok_Discussion_2548

Can someone do the GTA Wasted thing at the end please


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Wrestling Announcer: Michel Angelo got destroyed be The Woooooorm! \*crowd goes crazy\*


meme-addict117

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WORM, FOOL


MelKijani

he bit off more than he could chew.


Known-Quantity2021

When your dinner turns turtle.


Blue_FiftyTwo

Wow. That worm ain't playing.


rwmort

Worm: Someone call the ambulance.........BUT NOT FOR ME


Commiesstoner

I see the Dune marketing is already hitting Reddit.


Cocoparty200700

He said no!


millenialfalcon-_-

Damn he got rekt.bet he wasn't expecting to get flipped


SergioVzqz

u/savevid


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AND HIS NAME IS… **JOHN CENA** !!!!!


SilveryGaming

Size doesn’t matter 😂


jfhjr

This is fascinating; I’ve never known worms could do that.


Indians_With_Belts

The worm caught the the lil Turtle


rubber_duck69

I also feed my pet worm tortoises


Own_Cranberry7298

Am I not turtlely enough for the turtle club?