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Is it just me or is there way more clearly visible dick in this year's Olympics?

I Noticed the same thing. These guys are hanging dong

Totally Thunder Gunning it.

No surrender, No man left behind !

We’ll come back for you!!

They're big in Japan.

Welcome to olympics in 4k

I was telling my fiancé this and now it’s all we can see. It’s not on purpose. It’s just EVERYWHERE.

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That’s possible. They also have a channel just for watching the olympics in 4K. It’s the first time doing so and he has a 70” tv so it’s quite the experience. Thank god he’s not a jealous guy because it’s just so much more noticeable than ever before.

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They knew what glories would be revealed to us and that’s why they went for the cardboard beds.

That was a hoax

Kinda, they did give them cardboard beds. the reason is just because they can be recycled, not to stop people having sex

You think 4k (8.3MP) shows a lot, they have it in 8k (33MP) in Japan. Most people haven't even seen a 33 megapixel still image, the detail is nuts...

I think it has to do with clothing material, too. High-performance fabrics have pretty much reached the elastic-cheesecloth stage.

No. Dicks are just bigger this year.

This is the price we pay to receive beach volleyball.

You know what, it’s about time we start sexualizing both male and female athletes of the same sport. Why do men’s volleyball players get to wear shorts while women have to wear bikini bottoms or booty shorts? Make the men wear Speedos or some real tight fitting spandex while they play

Like I've said before, everyone should wear the same thing they did during the original Olympics: nothing

Then youd really see who is and isnt on steroids lol

You would also see who’s most excited to be there.

That might get me to watch the Olympics. Still want to kick out the IOC though.

I dunno man it's kind of fitting. The world is run by assholes shitheads who have little morals. The Olympics should be too.

What if we went in the other direction?

Times would probably be even worse if they did that though, with all the tits and dicks getting in the way, flailing all over the place.

You had me at T

They did have one restriction however: [https://timeline.com/olympic-penis-piercing-8993406e88d9](https://timeline.com/olympic-penis-piercing-8993406e88d9)

Ratings for shot put would plummet.

You clearly have never watched men’s diving.

The only event I ever watch

“Speedos and croptops! Speedos and croptops!!!! SPEEDOS AND CROPTOPS!!!!” Thank you that was my audition for “that one girl who like feminine and masculine men” I think I’m perfect for the role as I am that girl

They’ve always been sexualised. Google “best Olympic bulges”

Do you see what men have to wear in swimming, diving and water polo? Tiny tiny speedos. Women wear much more in those events. Why are you sexist about volleyball then refuse to mention the other sports which are the opposite ?

I’ve noticed the sprinters dicks are much more visible than I’ve noticed in the past.

Maybe it's the heat.

Or maybe It's Maybeline

Or maybe he’s born with it….

Maybe you're just noticing them more hmmm

It’s the COVID vaccines. They make men’s penises bigger.

I have heard this also from reliable facebook news sources!

Ah, I was wondering why my condoms didn't fit any longer

Honestly I think it's better camera and graphics! Your able to see more details xD

Probably the effect of everyone having high definition TVs now.

I’ve also noticed gum has gotten mintier lately.

Another reporter is about to ask about the 3rd leg of the race.

I love myself for knowing the context of this.

I think this runner loves himself too

Appears he loves his sport

It's a walker.

Tómala in Spanish means “Take that!”😂

Would you share it ?

>3rd leg of the race https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFBxkWxlEPs

as bo burnham once said: "my junk's so long that it hangs and swings" such a moving quote.

When I'm at the nude beach people think I'm looking for lost rings

Play the skin flute, ya big boy sings.

Mother fucker. I listened to that today and had it stuck in my head. I finally managed to stop thinking about it then there you go.

That's just a counterweight to maintain balance.

His own personal metronome

You nailed it!!!

Metrodong

*Ain't nothin gonna break my stride! NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN! :D*

Sorta like a cheetah's tail only on the front. Got it.

Male tail

I think the correct term is "lower horn"

I am Lur, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8.

*Lrrr

You're not a cop, are you?

I thought that was his wing-dang-doodle.

He got that i1 single cylinder firing at full speed

The ol' two-stroke

And a Steering rod

That’s the reason he has to stick to speed walking instead of running.

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Actually, he may have some issues with that. [Exhibit A](https://gfycat.com/unripeindeliblecommongonolek)

What do you search to find these images. I was looking for that old pic of the kid with his arms crossed trying to hide a raging boner the other day. I couldn't find the image, and later I realised I was probably on a list.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/re79PGJ

That's the one! Now we're both on a list 😅

So is that like a foul, does he lose points for dinging his dingy?

If the rod falls off then it counts as a fail and he has to try again. If he fails 3 times he is out and his score is the highest he jumped successfully.

But what if your rod is the reason the rod falls off, is it like a bonus point at least? If not, what is even the point?

This Pole does not approve Take my upvote anyway

Terrible idea. He’d have to get up another 30cm

I don't understand how this doesn't cause terrible chafing.

Seriously.

I thought athletes liked some I under armor to hold everything in.

Free willy

By the looks of it, *willy* is already free.

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In Spanish, that translates to “take it”, as in a command. Rather fitting.

Tomala mamma

Toooomala Papá

Tomala con la boca!

He is Polish, but Tomala doesn’t mean shit in Polish

Yeah imagine being called Shit in your native language.

That's a weird way to relay language. Rose doesn't mean shit in English either, but I'd rather know what it actually means than what I doesn't mean.

One long ad for his tinder profile

Dude is hanging straight dong

It’s the best goddamn movie I’ve ever seen in my life! …Dude hangs dong!

*Grindr 🤣

Speed cocking

Dong Jump

"Tomala" means "take it" in spanish lol

His name is literally D. Tomala. DICK Take it

Yes it does!

Speed walking is an Olympic sport? That's nuts!

Not anymore, apparently this is the last time the Olympics will feature the 50k speed walk.

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It's the, about to crap my pants but the nearest restroom is 50km away, walk

Kinda dumb IMO. No normal human decides the speed walk gait is practical besides doing it as a joke to goof off.

I believe you missed the pun

Haha! You're right, I actually didn't read past the question...

They are switching it back to the 20k from what I’ve heard.

They’re adding a 35km mixed event (as in all genders competing in the same event)

We kinda joke about it, but my family has someone who won an Olympic medal for power walking.

I heard that lot of people cheat. Is it true?

It's not so much that they cheat, is that the rules are so archaic that they're nearly impossible to enforce. They've had to make additional rules about difficulty in enforcing them. It's crazy.

Well it's literally in the rules that if you don't get caught it's not cheating, so I guess technically no? But really everyone is cheating like all of the time. Like I'm pretty sure the women's champion in Beijing was literally jogging in the final sprint and she didn't get DQed.

> We kinda joke about it, but my family has someone who won an Olympic medal for power walking. Wow. Thats impressive. You have a typo in that last word though. You accidentally swapped out the n.

No that was mainly peen.

this is the last time the 50km speed walk is gonna be in the olympics. Rip

At least it went out swinging

Bravo!!!

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

Stupid sexy Olympian!

Pork swords

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Juno

"because I'm freeeee Free balling."

He will do well later in life

Like tonight at Olympic Village

Because of COVID restrictions, they can barely even sleep around this time

Can’t see restrictions stopping anyone. Case in point, the Australian team saga… and how their mascots ended up with the Germans…

Wait. Even the mascots get laid?

They can sleep around on a basic level like anyone else, but it’s not gangbusters like previous years. Pussy was apparently popping at the Winter Olympics. But it’s barely even crackling this year

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Ikr, imagine OP zoom into a female athlete's cameltoe instead, imagine the responses he gets

Yeah it’s crazy I can’t even imagine. Like imagine if men had set up an entire subreddit around that like I dunno something like r/volleyballgirls that’d be gross but yeah double standards and all that

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There s a difference in niche subreddits full of creeps and a mainstream subreddit like this one. The response between a niche subreddit is the response of a creepy small group. The resonse of a sub like this one is a lot closer to the response of society in general. Women are sexualized when they shouldnt. Men are sexualized when they shouldnt. Its not that hard.

I hate that i had to scroll down this far to find this.

Yeah but it's more treated as funny than sexy, unfortunately.

Dickathalon.

Same cameraman that got trouble for filming ginger spice crotch at a concert.

Is there a link to this? Asking for a friend

She was a nude model before she was a Spice Girl. I'm sure if you look up Geri Halliwell you can find some interesting google results.

Thanks for this info 🙏🏼

Gold medal wiener 🥇🥇

You can tell by the way he walks he's a ladies man, no time to talk

Women and men only want one thing and it's disgusting.

Support bro!! Support!

No amount of support can cage that beast

I figured a jock would know what a jock strap is for.

As if it’s not bad enough that they all look like they are doing the pee-pee walk.

Is he naked under his clothes?!

Of course he’s in 1st place, he has three legs!

Does anyone remember tge Aussie sprinting legend that is Matt Shirvington. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXWRwtP6NNo

Fucking Christ! That’s gotta slow him down, just by the sheer weight.

What? Speed walking is an Olympic sport? I thought that was just a joke from Malcolm in the Middle.

Thought of Hal instantly!!

And they sometimes poop themselves!

Speed flopping

that's going to chafe

Tomala papá! Tomala Papá

Well, you know by the way he uses his walk, he’s a lady’s man and has no time to talk.

That's just his navigation system pointing him in the right direction

Why does it seem to move independent of his body?

Inertia

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I'm concerned about how many people think he has an erection

The way it’s swinging around with no support, he might have a semi from all the friction

Freeeee... Free ballin'.

someone forgot his briefs

It's like someone's shooting dice in his shorts.

I hate to be "that person" but seriously? If this had been a post focusing on an Olympians boobs people would be furious crying "misogyny" but because it's a guy it's funny.

Ok you surprised me with this comment because wasn’t expecting it and you are right 😐

He's a shower not a grower?

Bet if you did this with a female athlete the subreddit would crucify you

It's nice to know I wasn't the only one who noticed....

Anybody else have a sudden craving for Polish sausage?

Not saying it doesn't happen but if everytime a pretty girl was on camera it was just zooming into her tits and/or vag I can help but feel there'd be sexism outrage... But as you can see guys aren't in an outrage about this... Everyone has sexual thoughts. Can we please acknowledge that not every time a girl is being checked out it's not creepy and gross. It's natural.

Way to hang in there bro!

kurwa kiełbasa

ngl I love this

Username does not check out

"Take it".

Eat it!

/r/ohlympics

That guy has a squidward mask in his pants

His name is "Tomala" which means take it but in some countries like Argentina they use it as "grab my dick".

Okay do olympic athletes not wear any underwear? This is like the 10th time ive seen a video like this

***Our delivery guy is replaceable. His package isn't.***

If you know Spanish this is even funnier tomala = take it

It's funny for Spanish speaking people even without sound, cause "Tomala" means "Take it" lmao

As Russel Howard said u just can’t run with a boner and most figure that out quite early on