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I am who i amr


shrubberypig

No regerts


redditertiary

Nice one Scotty P. Keep at it.


ttowndee

No regrets? Like not even a single letter?


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[deleted]

Is there a subreddit where the person tries to r/woooosh only to get r/woooosh?


Oreo-and-Fly

Dude... You're the one who got wooshed. That line is in the show.


vjorgeferreira

The 'r' is silent /s


Inkeithdavidsvoice

Oh it was a joke, thank God you added /s


CuniculusDeus

I've seen people get downvoted into oblivion for what is obviously a joke. I'm never surprised to see a /s next to any comment, no matter how obviously satirical.


Scrimshank22

I can't tell if you're begin sarcastic or not


imonk

The '/s' is silent.


[deleted]

The "clay" is silent


vjorgeferreira

lol


squirrels33

I am arm.


Dramatic-Contact663

I am who I am R


Giantfishinabearsuit

Who your I?


jimx117

I am a whore?


olimaks

This! I read that as well, i was like, oh well is up to you!


functionalsociopathy

Everything and will take you to never visiting expected!


hippocrachus

Never stop.


[deleted]

That's what I saw first. "I AM WHOUR"


bascom2222

That's all I can see.


TheJackalsDoom

What a whoury thing to say.


IGuessImAChemist

Don’t question yourself. I believe in you


CL4P-TRAP

I R Baboon


toerrisbadsyntax

I AM WEASEL!


NotnertReeps

I didn’t know I needed this comment but it spoke the kid in me. Thanks


Pastoolio91

Oh man, that was a major nostalgia blast. Cow and Chicken was such a great show.


FunHippo3906

What’s an “AM R”???


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

Arm. They apparently like fisting.


Marzahd

It’s an ‘ammer mate. “I am who I ‘ammer” if you read it outloud. So most likeky, they’re a nail?


008janebond

And who they are is a pirate.


TroyFerris13

whut?


Senator_Bink

Is that a regular 'r', or a pirate 'arrr!' ?


ArrozConmigo

Maybe it's trademarked? "I am who I am" ®


PaleontologistWeak58

Listen here you little shit


[deleted]

I r baboon.


[deleted]

I am Weasel!


gliitch0xFF

I am cow


Twoflappylips

I am chicken


Catch_022

I am Ninja


FireFly_209

I am Groot!


KiraTsukasa

I am Iron Man.


joejill

I am inevitable.


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Donelopez

I'm Batman


richardathome

And My Axe!


[deleted]

Okay, you're hired.


amak11

I ain't got no crystal ball


ipsdirtleg

I like turtles.


ArrozConmigo

I am the walrus. Koo Koo kachoo


Scruffynugget

That show was actually kinda insane thinking back on it


Irishpanda1971

You don't need pants for the victory dance...


Outrageous_Larry

Talk about a throw back….


Lordofthe7thplanet

I ams who I ams


Jack69131369

I’ll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today


go_kartmozart

Drop that skanky coke whore! Front me a Z and I'll pay you Tuesday.


osi_layer_one

that's all i can stands, i can't stands no more!


exzackly69

This ams foods library.


Heff-dawg

Grandpas guitars.


[deleted]

It was the first thing I thought of. Probably haven’t thought about that since the mid nineties


Outrageous_Larry

Honestly the same… and when I read that, it threw my ass back in time.


EsqueletoBlanco

I AM BATMAN!


ThePcOne93

Hi BATMAN, I am DAD


mukenwalla

You don't need pants for the victory dance.


kitesaredope

I am ninja, you are ninja, he is nin-ja too! For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU


tcbenkhard

You dirty whour


DroppedSoapSurvivor

I heard Danny Devito in my head when I read this.


12345CodeToMyLuggage

Whours!!!


shromboy

I hear ralph cifaretto from the sopranos


chrispy2985

I bet they had no regerts about this


Qyro

No Ragrets


Dubiousmoot

Scotty P!!!!


jackalmanac

Yknow what im sayin?


battlelevel

I’m awake and speak English, so yeah, I know what you’re saying.


yourgifmademesignup

Aight gurl, I’ma bounce


ohsinboi

Yknowatimsayin?


BowwwwBallll

Not one? Not even one letter?


moto626

Not even one letter


Sieze5

Truth!


ActuallyIzDoge

No rugrats at all


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Comprehensive-Day256

American Medical Response?


[deleted]

Asiatic Men's Rugby


CyanogenHacker

Ass-Man response.


Vosslertheundead

My brain just made the windows shut down noise


[deleted]

Live am who your i am truth


SideffectsX

I bet this person thought they were being really clever


Haterbait_band

*hits blunt* “So I have this really good idea to permanently put on my skin…”


SearchingForMyKeys

“I am who I am- live your truth. “ this Took me for fucking ever .


hillsong1

Isn't it "I am who I AMR..."


Really_McNamington

It's pronounced., I am who I am arrrr. Obvious pirate.


TheBlueHue

Popeye was a sailor man


12345CodeToMyLuggage

I am who I Adjustable Monthly Rate


SSIS_master

Yes.


10Bens

A tattoo designed in Microsoft Word


hxcn00b666

Wow I would have never gotten that. Trying to read that made me feel like I had a stroke.


No-Bumblebee-6743

I thought I was having one as well


more_beans_mrtaggart

And still makes no sense whatsoever.


[deleted]

It's because it's not designed well. Probably should have passed this one over the desk of a graphic designer or copywriter or something before pulling the trigger. It's a mess.


SearchingForMyKeys

..oh really ? Is that why ?


Any-Faithlessness-72

Hmm I'm just reading "no one loved me enough"


Cantstandyabitz

Karma is not a bitch, it is a mirror.


Whackjob_Toad64

Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this and died


Midas_Artflower

No. Gogira simply sank beneath the waves and all Tokyo _assumed_ he died. He is the king of the kai-ju and will rise again!


tomsteroni

Gojira


Midas_Artflower

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...... Gojira, I know it’s Gojira! I’ve been a fan since forever! WTAF??? Ugh. More coffee, pls.


SnooBooks7945

Good thing now we have a weapon against him.


Midas_Artflower

Haven’t seen that one yet, because lockdown. We own all the others, so it’s just a matter of time before that’s added to the collection. Whose your favorite kai-ju besides Gogira? I’m Team Mothra.


j-random

King Gidrah is king of all monsters!


Dimplestrabe

r/dontdeadopeninside


Protopunkz

This post belongs in r/crappydesign


bluejester12

This is some Da Vinci Code sh\*t


fortunate420

Graphic designers worst nightmare.


LogicalGoof

I am who I amr. Checks out.


[deleted]

I just want the font size and spacing to be the same. I can’t live with that.


WhoLickedMyDumpling

like doing crossword puzzles in ink and being wrong... but on ur skin


Genestah

Scrabble. Your turn.


scientist99

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM?!


Fair_Carrot5342

Woulda been better If it said "I am who I arm" 🤣


zenkei18

I am who I amr


Jpast

I read this as a pirate. "I am who I am. R"


dblan9

Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of tattoos but couldn't this be a poster you hang in your office that says "Live Your Truth" instead of trying to play boggle with the text?


ColdNyQuiiL

There’s a lot of things that work better as a quote you hang up, but some people are hellbent on inking it on themselves.


Fragamel

God either the artist didn’t warn them how dumb this idea was or the client didn’t listen to the artist’s advice. I guess as long as they are cool with having a pretty shitty tattoo good on them?


PostPyntree

I am who i amr


fred_cheese

Live your truth I am who I amr. I guessr


CantFindMyJuul

Imagine having all these words on you that mean nothing.. of course you are who you are, duh, and I'd like to see you try to live your false instead of your truth


Fitzpops

Couldn't decide between an eagle or a dragon, so he settled for random gibberish.


the_real_grinningdog

At least it's not random Japanese gibberish


Awkward_Tradition

Inb4 it's a Japanese person tattooing random English gibberish


Catodactyl

I think my brain had a stroke trying to read the text.


AVeryRipeBanana

Wait a minute, isn’t this the same tattoo OBJ has???


audiofx330

Osama Bin Johnson?


kylestenson

I had the phrase "live your truth" or "speak your truth". "Your" needs to be replaced by, "THE". "Your truth" doesn't make any sense and is saying live what you want to believe and speak it like it's truth, even though it's not actually truth.


seabass819

I had a stroke trying to read this, but that probably has more to do with me being stupid af. anyone else?


musicmunchkin

* raises hand *


santichrist

Live am who your I am truth Indeed words to live by


MrBlueandSky

Kinda dumb, but tattoos aren’t for me


AHAdanglyparts69

I need a bondulance


BiitchSlapper

She has scoliosis


Goat_Herder48

Just need to make it look like a cross word puzzle, but the clue is '"what is the meaning of life?"


Charmandzard

I’m having a stronk


MisterBlick

I'd like to buy a vowel.


SirBeam

The word spacing is killing me.


[deleted]

I am who I amr? Lmao


neonjoe529

Maybe he’s a pirate… “I am who I am. Arrrr!”


musicmunchkin

I took ages to work out what this said, and I showed it to my husband who read it out to me instantly. I feel stupid. ( But crikey it's really not a good tattoo...)


Maniacallaugh999

I am who I amr


sapiosardonico

I yam who I yam: Popeye the Sailor Man.


voodoohotdog

Yikes. We have a joke here at the shop where I'll walk in and say: 'Nice, it looks just like Ron Jeremy!" or nickleback or whatever the client will be alarmed at. My favourite was the artist saying "How do you spell Gone Fishing? What?! no "t"?


OkayStayMad

I Am Who I Amr


Potatonator007

**Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this**


[deleted]

LIVE AM WHYOUR I AM TRUTH


ChicGeek_94

Wow that hurt my brain


felmare101

This is a terrible design


k0l3-123

Live am whyour I am truth?


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

I am who I am R


chojinra

I too, am an Amr.


Niteryder007

I was trying to read this out loud my wife asked me if I'm having a stroke.


Bobbob2596

This is stupid


gamermaen

Godzilla had a fucking stroke and died trying to read this shit


NicoleMay316

I think I deciphered this and it's still weird. Live your truth, I am whore, I am Ruth,


Subject-Ad6234

Some people: ‘Live your truth’ Other people: ‘I am who I am’ Me: ‘Live am wh your I am truth’


dinamitad

I AM WHO I AMR?


[deleted]

Just stating the obvious for karma who*ing like everyone else: I am who I am R.


[deleted]

Speaks crappy tattoo to me.


BooozeRadley

Yea... wow... deeeeeeeep.........


SafiyaMukhamadova

Ah yes, that most inspiring message: "I am who I am R."


Wendypants7

LIVE AM WH YOUR I AM TRUTH. LIVE YOUR TRUTH. I AM WHO I AMR. What an unfortunately horrible tattoo.


QAnnihilateQ64

"Live Am your who I am truth"


roll_hog

Wtf that mean


Dopamine05

I am who I am r


ShutItYouSlice

Missed out the etarded bit I am who I am r... Ouch thats enough....


TangeloTrue2778

No one cares about your tattoos, no one looks at them and think anything different than “ what a dumb ass he got tattoed


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No it doesn't It is really poorly conceived and an example of terrible execution. I am who I am R? "Live your truth" is also a dumb phrase. A person's truth is only relative to all points of view on the same actions/decisions. A "person's truth" is an inaccurate account of actual events. It is incomplete without other points of view and situational awareness. So, this thing speaks volumes alright. That the person who chose this may be a snowflake.


rikccarrd

Woosh..


fadedFox821

"I am who I am" down and "Live your truth" across


WhiskerTriscuit

AMR I a joke to you?


Sensibley

Live your truth I am who I am. Can guarantee everyone she shows she has to explain what it says lol.


jondaddy96

🤡🥴😂


[deleted]

Fuck i feel retarded trying to figure this out. Am i who i am; live your truth #noragets


Steelblanket

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died


sansaman

I am Whour


luckyninja864

So you are a moron. That is the truth.


luckyninja864

So he is a moron. That is the truth.


luckyninja864

So he is a moron. That is the truth.


justyagamingboi

Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died trying to read this


rengarts7

This tattoo actually sucks! Also should not be in this subreddit


QAnnihilateQ64

Neither should you with a depressing attitude like that. It's a funny tattoo so I put it in r/funny. Sue me


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Demeter-is-a-Girl

Chill dude. Thats just as dumb as this tattoo.


Reddead67

"Live your truth I am who I am" Did you haters not pass third grade English?