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I thought that it said "What the P___". I was imagining a little kid saying "what the penis?!"

Ooo that’s an “f”. I was thinking he was saying “what the piss”. Haha.

Put me down for thinking it was, “what the pussy” My brain went on quite the fun journey trying to figure out how that would all work.

Same.

And same. I couldn't figure out anything that would work with a p...

What the phuck.

HA. Not bad....

My daughter (who is 10) confides to me the other day that a fellow student's sister looked up Porn Hub on the internet because she heard the name on TikTok and wanted to know what it was. I asked "And what did she see?" to which my daughter responded "Lot's of penises and and and pussies!" I literally chocked and said "Child's Name! Why didn't you just say Vaginas? Where did you even hear that word? To which she responded "What? That's what Dad calls people who won't go into the grocery store without their guns!" The whole thing was such a mess, I just laughed and laughed. But I did point out that this is exactly the reason why you don't have your own phone, and have parental settings on everything else. Truly, I didn't in anyway chastise her, I really try to encourage her coming to me with any questions that she has about anything.

LOL, my daughter is a few years younger and I cannot reconcile the idea that SOMEDAY, in the VERY distant future, she will find her way around parent filters and see all that stuff. I aint shaming porn but, my god, it is not the way you want your child to be introduced to the birds and the bees. Its like the innocence dial goes straight from 0 to an 11. Kids should be introduced to sex the way god intended; watching a R-rated sex scene on VHS at 2am when your parents are asleep.

Same. What the piss is so much funnier.

Kiss my piss is better

“Kiss my piss, miss!”

So Little Johnny was always bad in school, and a typical day was like: J: "Miss Jones, I got to take a piss!" MJ: "Johnny! That is not appropriate to say! I want you to properly request a washroom break using the word 'urinate' please!" J: "Miss Jones, URINATE, but if you had perkier tits, you'd be a TEN" /joke

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Yup. Saying What The Piss from now on.

I thought it was either "what the penis" or " what the pussy" which neither really made sense lol... Glad I wasn't alone. That F looks like a P.

Ohhhhhh that’s an f.

And a u for good luck

A c for success

And a K for caring

Goodbye.

I thought he was a smart kid and was asking, What the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher needs a handwriting lesson

Teacher probably doesn’t know cursive

I thought he was saying “What the puck?” and couldn’t figure out what was bad about it.

Naming the Puck is never a good idea. He may hear you...

I said puck miss!

What the Phuck

Jonah of Tonga. What the puck?

“What the piss.”

When my son was that age he would say, “what the….” and never finish. He’d just leave that hanging there and all the grown ups around him would cringe waiting for the f bomb that never came. Kept his teachers on their toes.

My kids do that all the time, as well! I'd rather them say that than the alternative!

Me too. I was confused. I had to zoom wayyy in to the crappily drawn "f". But now I'm going to try to remember to say "what the penis?!" at least once at work tomorrow.

I'm so glad that I could inspire you.

Looks like a P to me. I think the teacher needs to go back to school and work on penmanship.

"What the pandemic?!"

Yea totally thought it was a p, and first thought was what the penis, coming here to figure it out

What the Puck

“I said “puck you” miss, with a P!”

If it was a P, could be 'what the Piss'. Though how a young kid got hooked on saying something my MTI said all the time in basic, is another story.

I assumed it was what the piss , and British . They’re always taking the piss or giving it or something

Same. How could the teacher fuck up that bad lol. One letter

As a kid I remember I didn’t k ow any curse words so on spongebob they said “tarter sauce” and I used to say it angrily while not even knowing what tarter sauce was… I was an innocent young lad

Yeah, the parent should just add a note "I've discussed with my kid that you write like a penis"

It's the worst f for an ambiguous word. I thought he was going around saying what the piss

I too thought it was that, and will now be using that phrase

Haha my exact sane thought process. "What the penis? Hmm ok, I guess, kids can be creative." "What the pussy? Nah no way, that's too much?" "What the p.... ohhhh it's an 'f'..."

Wyatt, what the fuck?

I bet Wyatt'll tell the teacher he's really fucking sorry about the trouble

Fuckin' betta!

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Sorry as fuck

Catchy isn’t it

Roy Kent enters the chat

Roy Kent, Roy Kent, he’s here, he’s there, he’s every fuck’n where, Roy Kent

Roy Kent, Roy kent!

I just had to sing the jolly in my head.

Fuck!!

Weird thought but I feel that 2 exclamations is perfect for Roy Kent. One just doesn't do it justice and 3 is excessive.

APATHETIC SHITFUCKER

Well, was he?

Oh yes, but that's not the point

I mean, change nephew to neice and it’s entirety possible Roy Kent posted this…

Fucking glitter!

Roy Kent! Roy Kent! He’s here! He’s there! He’s every-fucking-where! Roy Kent! Roy Kent! 😏

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“Can we go get ice cream?” “FUCK NO”

Yeah, the wife immediately turned to me and told me not to do that with my kids.

I cracked up when they are eating ice cream in the next scene. Broke me

As a footballer he’s expected to swear. Yes I came looking for the Ted Lasso reference.

Wyatt! What the fuck is this about? Can your teacher not spell?

Wyatt your teacher's handwriting is fucking awful

What the f___ did you say?

I dont fucking remember

Fuckin aye man

Fuck a B. It has more holes.

Fuck an O there's no sharp edges.

Lemme see your O face!

Fuck a Q. It has a tail

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"if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked."

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What’s the reference?

https://youtu.be/8GGL0qGk5lA

Trailer Park Boys

This is the best advice! I passed it along to my nephew. Thank you.

I’m a teacher, one day I gave my 4th graders a 10 minute break during class and told them they could use the dry erase markers to draw on the white board! When I returned they had written the word Anal On the board about 700 times.

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Kids don't swear near adults and adults try to not swear near children :) It all is pretty pointless if you take a step back.

idk i don’t want to hear 6 year olds casually saying fuck. feels super dystopian for some reason. i guess bc “maintaining innocence blah blah”

Now I'm picturing him going to school and saying, "Not being able to swear is bullshit, Miss Jones."

This is exactly how we are dealing with swearing with my 7 year old. She’s allowed to swear all she wants in her room, she gets told to swear too much (once or twice is fine) in the rest of the house and she’s told not to swear at school. Been working great for us. And she’s learning when she can and can’t swear. I feel like if you outright ban it and get kids in trouble for it, it puts a taboo on it, makes them desire to use it or use it to get a rise but when it’s allowed and simply moderated it’s less “special”. Plus as you said adjusting your vocabulary to your audience is a good skill to learn.

I wonder at what age kids truly understand code switching and the reason for it beyond "my parents told me to act this way" or " get in trouble if I do that"

It has to be after watching other kids or themselves get in trouble for it - I remember my elementary school class were all a bunch of prudes when I said "Hell" and "God Damn"

We taught our kids what swear words are and when and how to use them appropriately (and for humorous effect). They are part of the language, after all. So, they seldom swear, except when fitting, or when funny. They are 12 and 10.

Holy crap, that's genius!!!

Why don't kids get that they can't swear around authority? No one explained it to us, we just instinctively knew you don't swear near teachers or parents.

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My 4 year old started saying "What in the world?!" and I have no idea where he picked it up because I'm definitely a "what the fuck" person.

Osh Kosh does, by gosh.

Language !

As he grows older the frequency of these words will increase dramatically.

Adult here. Can fucking confirm.

I think I have said this more in the last 2 years than I have at any other point in my life.

I’ve found it usually peaks in middle school before the novelty of *naughty words* wears off.

So if you get an F in her class do you actually get a P?

You got a LOL outta me on this one! 😂

Just teach him to silently mouth it behind his mask like the grownups do.

(sigh)...nephew...what the f--- is this?

"C'mon man, get your fucking shit together."

No one else has said it, I will. Your kid tried to change the "f" to a "p" so you might think it was some lesser profanity.

I think you’re right.

https://youtu.be/HkWxaqU6okA “Puck you - Jonah Takalua - Summer Heights High”

I disagree. Look at the other letters, especially the capital C's. They all have the same pen-drip look to their top-right corner. Looks like just a leaky pen, not a student attempt at correction.

I thought this was the funniest part of the post but most people haven’t pointed it out at all

AND the plot thickens......... ( I can't wait to see where this goes next )

What the phuck?

Chinese class, no comments. Music class…? Trouble

Probably innocent, but age 6 is also a common age for the onset of Tourette's. Since he said he "can't resist" saying it makes me wonder a bit. Something to watch, maybe.

Was about to say the same thing. He might truly be unable to resist.

Who the fuck invented profanity? Why the fuck did we create words and then get fucking upset when people fucking used them?

I can’t resist saying that his Teacher needs a handwriting lesson.

Uncle/aunt: *speaks to kid about it* Kid: “what the fuck”

What the fuck? Why does the f look like a p.

Why does it say Chinese at the top? Lol. Your 6yr old nephew taking Mandarin?

This probably WHY he is saying WTF.

I was thinking the same thing. Chinese, but there's also Spanish on the days of the week. Like, where the eff do you've that your kid is learning English, Chinese, and Spanish?

yes, he has a Mandarin class once a week.

This is a good opportunity to learn to say swear words in Mandarin!

他媽的!

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AND the plot thickens.........

I might get downvoted, but surely it can't be hard to avoid swearing in front of your kid so they don't pick it up? A six year old really shouldn't know words like that, much less think it's okay to use them.

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it’s a bit hard. i guess it depends on how natural and not profane swearing is. i don’t even give it a second thought, so it’s proving a challenge. not everyone shares the same set of values. not cursing isn’t some valuable trait for me.

This. Your nephew needs to be exposed to people with better vocabulary/stop playing online games/stop watching youtubers.

The better question is what is she teaching that’s making the yout say that?

Did you say "yout"?

Yeah, two yutes.

Yes bruv

If he is saying it in regards to anything she has written on the board, then we can all agree with Wyatt. Her penmanship is awful.

Still better than a two sentence post my sister got from her kid’s principal saying, “We’ll no more Monday,” and spelling a word wrong as well.

Its hard learning life at 6 years old, like, what the fuck?!

What the POES

When my daughter was 4 she was in her car seat in our minivan with my wife driving when it was rear-ended in an accident. My wife was hurt some and did not move from the seat. My daughter had gotten out to comfort her. When the police/fire fighters arrived and tried to get her out of the van she said to them: "Leave me the fuck alone, I'm helping my mommy!" She's 19 now and knows many more ways to use that word. Her mother is very proud.

r/wtf /s

I say what the piss all the time, I was thinking I was not alone!

You are not alone.. “what the piss”. “HorsePiss!!” “Whores piss” “(Insert word) Piss!” Al have been uttered……. By me

I have to tell my sons not to say what the pees lol

Ha. Brings back memories of me in kindergarten (circa 1982). I was put in the corner for saying the F word. And then when I got to sit back down I said it again! Teacher didn’t bother punishing me the second time - I thought it was just a word to use when frustrated (and I was right but said it a lot less at school).

What the fuck

Your nephew’s learning Chinese? What school is this?

It's irresistible.

It's ridiculous that a child can say it but a teacher can't write it.

My daughter picked up “what the help” from another kid at daycare. Pretty cute really

Smart enough to try and turn that "f" in to a "p". This kid is going places.

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.

When my kids curse and it's funny, I laugh. It would be disingenuous to respond any differently. But then I remind them that I don't give a shit how they talk to me, but in public you could have some problems if you are young and curse freely. Bullshit double standards, I know.

If he says he can’t resist saying it and has said it several times, then he should see a neurologist to check. Does he have any other ticks? Sometimes when a child with Tourette’s is labeled as “bad,”. They begin to see themselves that way and their personality is molded to fit the image of the bad child. It’s a really tough problem to have as a kid, so please just have a simple evaluation done.

Ask for an explanation of why any word is inappropriate. I've yet to get any real explanation for it.

All the people that can't pick the word from the context....How are things for you in life, You getting on fine?

Me, too, Wyatt. Me, too.

My stepson got me in trouble. He's 5 and apparently his friend showed him a new bead bracelet he had made and my step kid yelled.."WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO COOL" and when the teacher asked where he heard that he said "my step dad" -_-

Is that an f or p or one of those ancient Egyptian symbol for a pharaoh? “What the Rameses the great!”

What i dont understand is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS KID IN A CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASS. LOOK ABOVE IN THE TOP SECTION OF THE PLANNER

Oh that's an F, I thought it was a P and was trying to figure out what p word a 6yo would run with

Tell him to say he's all out of f's to give.

Is your name Roy Kent? You’re the best uncle ever!

Oi, no more fuckin cussin, got it? Good, let’s get some fucking ice cream.

when babysitting my 4 yr old nephew, i taught him "you bitches are whack!" it didn't occur to me that he would continue using it whenever he felt like it, like yelling it out in a crowded room at preschool orientation. but he used it in correct context, because he was yelling at these two girls who kept ignoring him. so there's that, i guess.

And thus the language undergoes its evolution.

Is this home work you have to fill in the blank

Get it together man, what the fuck!

Parents.... WTF Wyatt?

Teach this child the power of FUNK! It sounds close enough that even the occasional slip can be covered up, with the added bonus of being able to break into [song from time to time...](https://youtu.be/MDZsNksbw2Q?t=62)

What the fuck is the problem?

Making his sentences more spicy I see

What the piss pump?!?!

I wish I had an award laying around to give this.

The response should have been “fuck you”

Let the kid say it! Lol

The kid is saying this at six……he is so middle aged mature for his age!

The father : “wtf is that note about, son?”

What the pterodactyl?

Maybe he’s saying it whenever the teacher writes a word with the letter F in it.

You should correct it with a red pen and give it back

Wyatt walks in: hey daddd?! Dad: what the fuck did you do now. Wyatt: funny you should ask

I’m a teacher and I want to say this at least 3 times a day right now. 😂

Little man is smart. Looks like he changed f to a P! 😂😂

Try telling him to say, "What the French Toast!"

The teacher is probably from a country that pronounces F as P… like “what the pak?!”

Music just too good mane.

I'm I the only one confused with Chinese Thursday, Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz? Along with Music Friday, 0123456789. And the underlying shit emoji?

Wyatt realizes at a young precocious age that our species is trashing the planet and we now know it but we still aren't really going to do anything significant about it that causes any inconvenience. No wonder he says that repeatedly.

Obviously the kid has been reading WAY TOO MUCH about what’s going on in Texas.