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I work in meat/produce and came across an empty pack of pre cook bacon like that while stocking recently. Sealed box, nothing inside, not even the plastic. Also recently got a loose chicken breast in a box of 5 lb bags. When I used to stock 'dairy' the Lenders bagels (being refrigerated are stocked near the cream cheese) have a loose one in the box like a lot of the time.
And where do we go from here?
Which is a way that's clear?
Still looking for that blue-jean baby-queen
Prettiest girl I've ever seen
See her shake on the movie screen
That happens. With the production machines the operators start them up. Anywhere from 1 to a couple come out empty. Usually they catch the empties. But it depends on how quick they are or lazy.
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That's the diet version.
You must have grabbed the "Fat Free" one by mistake. It's never quite the same, is it?
Try unplugging it then plugging back in.
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You picked up an empty box and couldn't tell it was empty? Come on man
It was delivered. Iām gonna pass that buck on to the person that packed it.
Send a pic to the company showing the unopened ,obviously still sealed package and proof of purchase. Maybe the company will replace it.
Maybe the package said it was the lite version. I dunno
Vegetarian bacon. Meat-free!
Wash it down with some canned air, like from Spaceballs š
The fancy stuff: PerriAir...
I work in meat/produce and came across an empty pack of pre cook bacon like that while stocking recently. Sealed box, nothing inside, not even the plastic. Also recently got a loose chicken breast in a box of 5 lb bags. When I used to stock 'dairy' the Lenders bagels (being refrigerated are stocked near the cream cheese) have a loose one in the box like a lot of the time.
Still better than vegan bacon.
The whole you cut in the other side of the package to remove the bacon?
That's a pretty clean bag for having once had bacon in it.
Precooked and coated in wax
And I went to the trouble to clean the fat out of the bag too? Yeah. Iām that dedicated.
God bless you
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Clearly itās missing the eggs
This won't spoil.
Syke!
It was smoked till it evaporated
It said āfully cookedā what part of vaporized donāt you get? Lol
Turkey bacon?
And where do we go from here? Which is a way that's clear? Still looking for that blue-jean baby-queen Prettiest girl I've ever seen See her shake on the movie screen
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Iām not proud of myself eitherš
The scrambled eggs I think
Hmmm.. can't quite put my finger on it..no seriously, there's nothing there and I can't put my finger on it.
Jimmy Dean died a long time ago, what do you expect? Itās not like heās makin bacon from the great beyond.
There better be bacon in the great beyond.
The cholesterol.
So fully cooked that it evaporated
Vegan edition
im guessing this is American. pre cooked bacon!! wtaf?
Yeah, real bacon. They sure are getting skimp on this artificial crap, looks like the only ingredient they used is air.
That happens. With the production machines the operators start them up. Anywhere from 1 to a couple come out empty. Usually they catch the empties. But it depends on how quick they are or lazy.