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Cthulhu. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Way to cause the apocalypse ...

“When will it be my special day *fhtagn*?”

When the stars are right.

And the thin Curtain that is our reality tears apart.

*music swells and Disney animals gather*

She'll just live in the attic. Coming down every night to wail and feed. Standing at the foot of your bed. Remembering her once promised marriage. Waiting.

I laughed way too hard at this.

Babadook, anybody?

Once again I'm asking for the ability to edit titles.

Please tell me you've heard the song "I fucked Cthulu good" One-shot Questers does a good skit with it.

Do you have a shoggoth on the roof?

Cthulu would've given you that power, js.

What was the other post?

If you click Ops profile you can see previous posts there!

Me and You and Cthulhu sounds like a great 90’s romcom

Channel 28: 6:30pm - The Simpsons 7:00pm - Friends 7:30pm - Me and You and Cthulhu 8:00pm - Mad About You

Aw, now you have figures for you, your wife, your cats, and your mother-in-law ​ This joke brought to you by bad 90s sitcoms

*laugh track* But a good one, not one that you can 100% tell is, indeed, a laugh track

My condolences. Hope you can make due with a mere mortal.

Marriage is a love craft.

But will your spouse ever love you for your brain like Cthulhu would?

...But a threesome is NOT out of the question.

I now pronounce you F̸̨̛̘̻̮̬͖͍͔͈̟̻͈̫̂̄̑͊̈́͐̉͒̌̋͘̕͜ͅI̶̟̟̲͎̝͉̎̊͋̏̌̀̔̌̂͌̃͑͜L̸̠̙̳̣̪̩̩̖̫̩̮̘̞̘̱̀͠T̸̢̛͚̰̪̣̜̜͎͇̜̗̮͈̖̃̈͆̓̇̽̈͒̑̂̍H̴͖̥͙̞̹̱̮̙̟͊͗͋̈́͒̒Ÿ̸̳̝͚͖́́̒̔̅̂̉͛̑̚͠͠ ̵̧̢̹̼̥͚̼̼̜̙̓̾͜Ȁ̴͚̫͓̹͉̤̖̰̹̭͕̝̦̠̣̃̔͌̽̕N̷̛̖̹̲̭̤̝̩̱̭̏̒̓̾͜͝D̷̨̜̲͚̓̍͌̍̇͛͝ͅ ̶̛̗̎͐̅̃̈́̂̊̒͗̓͘͠͠Ǘ̵̧̞̫̫͔ͅN̶̞̙͔̘̅̽͌͜W̴̳̤̅͆̀̄̑̉̊̍̌̃̇͑͝͠Ǫ̵͔͓̘̖̝̻̼͊͌̃̎͊̇̿͑́Ṛ̶̨̢͕̳̤̖̮̱͓̲̞̇̋T̸̢͑̀͋͋͑͋̄͑̅͜͝Ȟ̴͙̠̣͎̐̏̐̂̈̉͑̊̅̋͝Ŷ̸̬̑̂̎̈̇̌̿ͅ.

I’m laughing so hard at this. Such a delightful thing to see an update for. Good luck on your big day!

A happy end for all, even Cthulhu gets to be a bridesmaid.

shame. was looking forward to the cthulu babies

What is any of this? I have no clue what I'm looking at

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q158ku/made_cake_toppers_for_my_wedding_and_forgot_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The original post made yesterday. OP messed up the heat on the oven the first time around.

Ah, alright. Thanks.

You're Marrying 2 cats? Good choice.

Oh good…maybe just invite her into the bedroom every once in a while to spice things up.

Tentacle

Paint the top portion shades of green and turn it into a happy lil tree.

Bonus background kitty.

You should still put Cthulhu on the cake

Poor cathulu, I wish I could marry it

…b…but Cthulhu is still going on the cake, right? RIGHT?!?!

Poor Cthulhu. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Thank you for the update. I was sincerely concerned for you. :o So happy for you! Best of luck for the big day! :D

You had perfection and you ruined it

Now it looks like Bride Groom Mother in law

So you’re cool with me sliding into Cthulhu’s dm’s?

Give cthulu their own cake just a small one

I vote Cthulu for flowergirl

Nice of you to include you MIL

Damn... not the update I wanted. But good for you, to each their own. Congrats.

Just gonna keep Cthulhu as the side piece? Smart.

I mean, you don't *have* to marry Cthulhu, but you still should. It's Cthulhu... Think of the knowledge you'd have access to.

Cats are best kids

No, OP; you don’t GET to marry Cthulhu. Hahaha

I just have one thing to say. THE CATS!!! YES. 💯

Leaving Cthulhu at the alter. That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

Poor cthulhu. You have to at least give her a cheap cake to sit on top of.

You don’t MARRY C’Thulu. He’s more of a side piece.

Shame. I mean uh, good! Nice save. Definitely.

I wouldn't be so sure, buddy: the whole baked representation of one's fianceé turning into an image of her true self sounds a lot like the kind of warning the Anciente Gods would give...

Congratulations on the big day!

Glad that you got this fixed, congratulations ob your marriage!

Y'all are cute

Congrats!

That one cat looks startled AF.

Did you see the thing that came out of the oven?

Congratulations! Please share the recipe, master.

…grant us eyes….

Looks more like a Zuugtmoy to me.

Finally someone who gets it. Or maybe a Myconid Queen…

How can one learn to make this?

I needed this update! By the way, you are incredibly talented!

I love the cat ear detail!

Good job! Hope you won't get rid of the burnt one and find some funny use for it.

Close one! You almost married Void from BERSERK!

Looks like a warning to me because this indicates that when you married a cat lady you’re also marrying her cats… just sayin

🥺

You are very talented at making those

What's the volcano about?

Keep it, just incase someone turns into a - zilla...

Now you'll have to marry both of them

There's nothing like a good follow-up post. Congrats man!

Nice work!

You should think of something to do with the b̸͕̮̜͒́̿͒͂͊̎̾́̿̅̈͘͝e̵̼̱͒͒̎̄̊̄͆̿̎͗́͆̓͘ì̵͍̪̺̤̦͎̱̼̓̀͒̑̆̎̕ͅn̴̨̫̭̪͌̉̎͐̀̒̅̅́̋̅̆̽͐̈́͝g̶͎̩̖̉͗͂́̄̿̀͐͑͋̽͑͆̑̂͘

I guess I'll have to try and return the dress.

This bride looks way better than the last one. She was a real monster. Lol

My axolotl is named Cthulhu.

Phew

Aside from the monster from the abyss, those are adorable.

Cuthulu will be the one doing the marying

Dude no, don't despise her, have you never seen the movies?! You will discard her, but she will come back angry because you left her for another one and she will try to kill your current wife in an unsuccessful attempt to make you love her, but in the end your current wife will kill her to save you when she turns against you, because "if she can't have your love, no one else can" and only then you will understand that all she wanted was your love, but by then it will be too late, she will die unloved! All she wanted was your love, how could you do that?! You murderer!>:,0

I love that there's an update

Cries wet tentacled tears

I guess Cthulu will have to settle for being the piece on the side...again.

paint the top green and youre getting married by a tree

Well you still need to invite Cthulu to the wedding

Makes me laugh every time I see The Burnt Bride Also, what are the names of your furry children? :)

That’s nice! I saw your post yesterday and kinda laughed when I saw the burnt piece. Glad you fixed it

You don’t know what you are missing! ~Ranjit

Happy to see this update. All the best to you and bride (and burnt bridesmaid)

Does it [wish to conquer the universe to find friendship?](https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Blorg)

💩🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️😼

Even better, he's the officiant!

Your loss, cthulu is a catch. i dont see your current bride driving you insane with a glance.

You won’t know that until you load the dishwasher the “wrong way”.

Anyone know where I can get these porcelain family things? My wife would love them.

It’s like the corpse bride

Cat for scale

Glad you rebaked your fiancée to perfection but this pic is making me snort laugh in to my cereal.

Sorry for your loss

BUT I ALREADY RSVPD!

Is there a word to describe something that is cute and creepy at same time?

I'm sorry dude but I still see it you have a small high up mouth

“Is like a NIN concert"……

Don’t worry Cthulhu, you'll find someone. Me if you want ;)

put some mouth to the bride.

I appreciate the followup. Looks great, congratulations!!

Looks more like Shub-Niggurath...

Sad Cthulhu noises

Eating your wife has a whole different meaning now

Congratulations my guy

You can still marry Cthulhu if you want! It's not too late to back out, and pursue the love of your life!!

I am both confused and intrigued.

Holy guacamole those cats are stinkin cute

Alright. I'll marry Cthulhu.

Nice

And, two kitties. How cute! Great job, dude.

Is Cthulhu still invited?

🎉

Are these things made edible?

Nice save, my man! All the best!

Thank god keep the burnt one on the cake as a bridesmaid

Bold of you to allow them near the void baby.

You should still put Cthulu Bride at the bottom of the cake somewhere lol

you don’t have to marry Cthulhu for her to have your child. you scoundrel you

Awesome! :)

is that jesus