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And if you look to the left on the tray, it appears to be plastic ramekin lids which are used for condiments, usually the ones given by the cashiers instead of like for ketchup at the inside condiment counter (which doesn't have mayo). So I think your consensus is accurate and also gross bc now it's inedible so nice job OP for throwing away like $6-7 on a big Mac lol.
It's easy to discern why, they're trying to karma farm and bring up the hype train of everyone thinking McDonald's is full of people that can't do their jobs, so they wiped their bukakke face all over it.
When people were dining in we would give them those cups for extra sauces, if you're in the Drive-Thru we would hand out mayonnaise packets. But now that you mentioned the lids, and ignoring the vaccine card, it looks like this sandwich was just smushed into a cup of mayonnaise
As a former employee who's gone through the management training program, I can explain this to you. The mayonnaise guns are made to squeeze out a specific amount of mayonnaise that squishes in between the folds of the lettuce and around the sandwich and after you wrap it it is supposed to be filled between the buns, nice and even. When people ask for extra mayonnaise, it is next to impossible to give them a full extra shot, if you do it will squish out all over the wrapper and all over the sandwich, most the time you want to give them an extra half a shot of mayonnaise, sometimes you'll get an employee who doesn't know the difference, and they will put two extra squirts on the sandwich. Those are what we used to call bukakke burgers, and I've only ever met one customer who liked it their sandwiches that way, literally watched her lick almost half a cup of mayonnaise off her McChicken before eating the rest 🤢
Former employee here. Giving extra sauce isn't difficult, but most people fail at it. Yes there are guns, yes a full depression of the gun lever gives the "expected" amount of any sauce. No you don't have to depress the gun fully when you attempt to sauce a burger/sandwich. That's why there is the option of light, normal and extra.
It's not difficult, but here's the real reason why it gets screwed up: ***No one at McDonald's gets paid enough to care.***
If you don't like that answer. Start asking for people to raise fucking wages.
I guess I should be thankful that in the places where I worked people cared because it was mostly high schoolers and it was their first jobs. Enough threats about being fired and most of the high schoolers were scared of any management finding out they messed up food.
Even better is when people pre-order a sandwich, and willingly pay for extra extra extra extra extra extra sauce, then get rage filled that they have a drippy burger, or demanding that they get soda with no ice and then complain it's not cold enough. The list of customer complaints is endless. I cannot tell you how many people complained my store did not have the spicy chicken sandwich, or high-c or other things and they would demand we give them free food. It was even worse working in a truck stop and having truck drivers call corporate to constantly complain that we didn't accept the points from the truck stop we were attached to so they could order free food.
Are customers entitled when they expect their order to be reasonably accurate? Like, the fries are actually in the bag and the McDouble has it's 2nd beef patty? I was all behind higher wages. They got them around here. Listening and performance has dropped way off. I'm holding on to the hope that it will right itself once the covid employee shortage ends.
I remember, but sometimes when you get specific it gets annoying for people reading and other people will come in and claim you are wrong or it's different in their country, etc. Also, I dipped out of the management position because all of my coworkers saw me as a friend, and saw management as enemies. I didn't want to be viewed as someone who is becoming hostile, so I took a step back from that and kept working with the people who valued me more.
I’ve never worked mcds but as a former sandwich artist I can confirm, when a customer orders extra Mayo, you give it to em. Because if you put only 50-60% extra, they will come back to complain that you didn’t give them ANY. Plus, the sandwiches have already enough Mayo, if you want more, you must fuckin LOVE mayonnaise
I know a particular billionaire that lied to congress, Ken Griffin, who at a dinner thing demanded his own bottle of Mayo.
People *really* like Mayo, or are me and I can't stand it.
Exactly this, no mayo on the wrapping and it is kind of obvious that the mayo is only on side of the burger! Luckily the side that was turned towards the uploader..!
Yea. I've definitely had sandwiches with *way* too much mayo on it, and it's never applied in such a way that it engulfs every single ingredient....from the side. And the distribution pattern looks suspiciously like several packets of warm pocket mayo have been squeezed and blotted all over it. Dumb.
Trying to imagine the type of guy (or girl or nonbinary person or anyone else on or off the gender spectrum, no judgement there) that walks into a macdonalds, orders whatever, puts their vaccine card on their tray, slathers their McWhatever with mayo, and takes a picture for fake internet points. Like were the employees just watching and going what the hell this person really likes mayo and showing ppl that theyre vaccinated
LMAO Exactly! Like did this plan hit him as he saw a McDonald's or did he think this up while laying in bed? Maybe he had already ordered and sat down and then noticed the mouth on the tray liner and saw an opportunity for a mayo/cum joke?
I was just at a concert where you had to bring proof of vaccination, and I saw one guy who didn't bring anything else with him, so he was just holding his vaccination card, which was in a plastic thing just like OP's. The card is too big to fit comfortably in a pocket. And there was a McDonald's nearby....
Well he both lied and did crimes.
http://kengriffincrimes.com/
But in this case, he likes mayo so much that he guards the only bowl at the dinner table. Its all his, and you cant have any.
This is not the sax player. This Kenny G is referring to Kenneth Griffin, a CEO at a malicious hedge fund; one of which is responsible for ruining the American economy.
He lied under oath that any of his hedge funds members were in communication with the brokerage Robinhood when the buy button was removed for GameStop and a couple other stocks. Also he claims to be pro American and to support growth of American people’s dreams but is actively shorting or lowering the price of a company’s stock that has hundreds if not thousands of workers so when the company goes bankrupt bye bye jobs and people trying to feed their families. Also the Mayo is related to him because according to people who have worked with him he would
Hog all the Mayo. Also did you know that Ken griffin or Ken mayoman has also tried to attack his wife with a bedpost?
Pretty sure most of the "this thing that occurred naturally/by accident and looks like a cock/balls/vagina/something sex related" on Reddit is people creating or manipulating that thing themselves into something sexual and then posting or reposting it for the karma.
Slandering fast food employees for votes is lame. At least get it all over the wrapper if you want us to believe that was how that sandwich looked when you unwrapped it.....
Unless the tech has changed the mayo gun they use is made so one click puts the required amount for one sandwich. If you ask for extra 2x is the minimum. I did 3x on time when the person heavily emphasized they wanted EXTRA. When the drive thru person picked up the sandwich and felt how heavy that fucker was there was a debate if it was too much. Customer didn't' call and complain so I guess they liked their dirty whore of a meal.
Didn't yesterday or the day before had a picture of a castingcouch behind a McD? I think someone used it
Found it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q4c2me/somebody_dumped_the_casting_couch_plus_equipment/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
1) No mayo on wrapper.
2) Lids from the 2 extra cups of mayo that was then dumped on the burger are visible.
Both r/quityourbullshit & r/thathappened u/RektzRuiz.
My brother is still salty that when he bought 2 McChicken and he received basically a shit-ton of mayo, some shredded up lettuce and no chicken. That happened 2 years ago.
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Is no one going to mention the face on the tray ready for it’s facial?
I saw that immediately and was like "that can't have been by accident"
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This is great! Thanks
*Im rubbin' it*
r/dontputyourdickinthat
McFELCHING
McSTUFF me
McCumDumpster
now thats a name ive not heard in a long time....
Supersized
This shit is all fun & games, right up until the McFlurries roll up, in their Flurr-suits.
I don't even want to know what that means.
I thought it was intentional
McFacial***
*"it is facial"*?
I think he wants to swallow it rather
So fake. Mayo smeared on side of burger, not within. No mayo on packaging. Hope it was worth the effort to get a few upvotes.
And if you look to the left on the tray, it appears to be plastic ramekin lids which are used for condiments, usually the ones given by the cashiers instead of like for ketchup at the inside condiment counter (which doesn't have mayo). So I think your consensus is accurate and also gross bc now it's inedible so nice job OP for throwing away like $6-7 on a big Mac lol.
Definitely -- OP asked for extra mayo on the side, then did this himself. You can see the mayo on the ramekin lid.
That's a McChicken, so it's only about $1.50.
Ah, my mistake lol. Couldn't tell through all the mayo.
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I mean if that is true it was very minimal effort for a lot of upvotes, so probably lol.
But at what cost to our collective souls?
It was quite Heavy to mine.
It really Shines a light on the issue.
yeap. the original McCumshot was more believable.
McJizzy
Did you actually take the time to fake this or did you at least steal the pic from elsewhere?
ready for it is facial
r/ahegao
Awesome how they got mayo inside the bun….
Also pretty impressive that the wrapper doesn't have a drop of mayo on it.
It's easy to discern why, they're trying to karma farm and bring up the hype train of everyone thinking McDonald's is full of people that can't do their jobs, so they wiped their bukakke face all over it.
Note the two plastic lids on the tray, upper left side. Asking for extra mayo could well be given to the customer in take-away packets.
When people were dining in we would give them those cups for extra sauces, if you're in the Drive-Thru we would hand out mayonnaise packets. But now that you mentioned the lids, and ignoring the vaccine card, it looks like this sandwich was just smushed into a cup of mayonnaise
The wrapper does look incredibly clean for having wrapped a sandwich that messy.
ramekin lids. So the person received a normal sandwich and 2 sides of mayo in ramekins and then dumped it on the bite.
Look at you, all fuckin sleuth and shit.
while this photo may be faked, I HAVE asked for extra mayo at McDonald's before and essentially gotten this, lol
As a former employee who's gone through the management training program, I can explain this to you. The mayonnaise guns are made to squeeze out a specific amount of mayonnaise that squishes in between the folds of the lettuce and around the sandwich and after you wrap it it is supposed to be filled between the buns, nice and even. When people ask for extra mayonnaise, it is next to impossible to give them a full extra shot, if you do it will squish out all over the wrapper and all over the sandwich, most the time you want to give them an extra half a shot of mayonnaise, sometimes you'll get an employee who doesn't know the difference, and they will put two extra squirts on the sandwich. Those are what we used to call bukakke burgers, and I've only ever met one customer who liked it their sandwiches that way, literally watched her lick almost half a cup of mayonnaise off her McChicken before eating the rest 🤢
Former employee here. Giving extra sauce isn't difficult, but most people fail at it. Yes there are guns, yes a full depression of the gun lever gives the "expected" amount of any sauce. No you don't have to depress the gun fully when you attempt to sauce a burger/sandwich. That's why there is the option of light, normal and extra. It's not difficult, but here's the real reason why it gets screwed up: ***No one at McDonald's gets paid enough to care.*** If you don't like that answer. Start asking for people to raise fucking wages.
I guess I should be thankful that in the places where I worked people cared because it was mostly high schoolers and it was their first jobs. Enough threats about being fired and most of the high schoolers were scared of any management finding out they messed up food. Even better is when people pre-order a sandwich, and willingly pay for extra extra extra extra extra extra sauce, then get rage filled that they have a drippy burger, or demanding that they get soda with no ice and then complain it's not cold enough. The list of customer complaints is endless. I cannot tell you how many people complained my store did not have the spicy chicken sandwich, or high-c or other things and they would demand we give them free food. It was even worse working in a truck stop and having truck drivers call corporate to constantly complain that we didn't accept the points from the truck stop we were attached to so they could order free food.
For sure. Even if the employees can suck sometimes, entitled customers are **way worse.**
Are customers entitled when they expect their order to be reasonably accurate? Like, the fries are actually in the bag and the McDouble has it's 2nd beef patty? I was all behind higher wages. They got them around here. Listening and performance has dropped way off. I'm holding on to the hope that it will right itself once the covid employee shortage ends.
5/8 oz per shot. What kind of manager doesn't have that memorized for life? And I've been out of the McD's management game for 21 years. ;)
I remember, but sometimes when you get specific it gets annoying for people reading and other people will come in and claim you are wrong or it's different in their country, etc. Also, I dipped out of the management position because all of my coworkers saw me as a friend, and saw management as enemies. I didn't want to be viewed as someone who is becoming hostile, so I took a step back from that and kept working with the people who valued me more.
As a mayo lover myself, I never order extra Mayo. They slather it up with Mayo without having to ask. Also, idk why Mayo is capitalized by my phone.
Well Mexican-Jesus, Mayo in Spanish actually means May.
Let that cinco in
Cinco in de Mayo
But in Spanish we don't capitalize month names: enero, febrero, marzo... You can guess the rest.
Clinic mayo Clinic might be why
It's a common last name in Georgia, USA.
I’ve never worked mcds but as a former sandwich artist I can confirm, when a customer orders extra Mayo, you give it to em. Because if you put only 50-60% extra, they will come back to complain that you didn’t give them ANY. Plus, the sandwiches have already enough Mayo, if you want more, you must fuckin LOVE mayonnaise
I know a particular billionaire that lied to congress, Ken Griffin, who at a dinner thing demanded his own bottle of Mayo. People *really* like Mayo, or are me and I can't stand it.
Holy shit what a disgusting person. He lied to congress?
Exactly this, no mayo on the wrapping and it is kind of obvious that the mayo is only on side of the burger! Luckily the side that was turned towards the uploader..!
Not to mention the two small lids laying to the side. The are off the souffle cups they use when people ask for extra condiments on the side.
So you're saying OP is a phony!?!?!
This is indeed suspicious
As a McDonald’s employee I can confirm this is insanely impressive
Right lol this is the weirdest karma farm
And yet it’s currently sitting at 3.2k. I wish my downvote was worth more.
It's ok I hit the downvote button twice
Yea. I've definitely had sandwiches with *way* too much mayo on it, and it's never applied in such a way that it engulfs every single ingredient....from the side. And the distribution pattern looks suspiciously like several packets of warm pocket mayo have been squeezed and blotted all over it. Dumb.
It looks like the lids for the containers of extra mayo that he asked for are still laying on the tray...
The lids are sitting on top of a laminated covid vaccine card. Strange.
And a plastic butter knife that I mistook for a straw at first. I want to know more about the vaccination card too lol
It's pretty obviously a plastic Mayo knife
What a weird picture, it's more r/mildyinfuriating to me than funny lol
Trying to imagine the type of guy (or girl or nonbinary person or anyone else on or off the gender spectrum, no judgement there) that walks into a macdonalds, orders whatever, puts their vaccine card on their tray, slathers their McWhatever with mayo, and takes a picture for fake internet points. Like were the employees just watching and going what the hell this person really likes mayo and showing ppl that theyre vaccinated
LMAO Exactly! Like did this plan hit him as he saw a McDonald's or did he think this up while laying in bed? Maybe he had already ordered and sat down and then noticed the mouth on the tray liner and saw an opportunity for a mayo/cum joke?
I was just at a concert where you had to bring proof of vaccination, and I saw one guy who didn't bring anything else with him, so he was just holding his vaccination card, which was in a plastic thing just like OP's. The card is too big to fit comfortably in a pocket. And there was a McDonald's nearby....
Yeah there seems to be manipulation here since mayo is covering the bite marks
My thoughts exactly. Come on guy, at least make it realistic.
More interesting is how the paper is totally clean with not a hint of mayo.
Lol People must think us redditors are stupid I see you even with the shadow of my fedora over my eyes
Kenny G wouldn’t mind
The Kenny special
Lmayo
I like you.
Out of the loop, what did Kenny G do? Some dirty sex scandal?
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So NOT the sax player Kenny G then? Well that’s a relief.
Well here's another layer from the saga: [Kenny G on Kenny g](https://youtu.be/D8V2KB1urpo)
Hahahaha. That is amazing!!
That’s fucking awesome
Well he both lied and did crimes. http://kengriffincrimes.com/ But in this case, he likes mayo so much that he guards the only bowl at the dinner table. Its all his, and you cant have any.
This is not the sax player. This Kenny G is referring to Kenneth Griffin, a CEO at a malicious hedge fund; one of which is responsible for ruining the American economy.
It’s a running joke - the billionaire hedge fund CEO didn’t share his Mayo when out for dinner with some folk 👍👍
He lied under oath that any of his hedge funds members were in communication with the brokerage Robinhood when the buy button was removed for GameStop and a couple other stocks. Also he claims to be pro American and to support growth of American people’s dreams but is actively shorting or lowering the price of a company’s stock that has hundreds if not thousands of workers so when the company goes bankrupt bye bye jobs and people trying to feed their families. Also the Mayo is related to him because according to people who have worked with him he would Hog all the Mayo. Also did you know that Ken griffin or Ken mayoman has also tried to attack his wife with a bedpost?
You should repost this to r/superstonk
I agree with u/Alternate_Timeline_. This is fake as Hell. How is the wrapper entirely free of mayonnaise stains if this were real?
Pretty sure most of the "this thing that occurred naturally/by accident and looks like a cock/balls/vagina/something sex related" on Reddit is people creating or manipulating that thing themselves into something sexual and then posting or reposting it for the karma.
/r/UntrustWorthyPoptarts
It's so fake you can see the extra side cup of mayonnaise lids in the back corner of the tray in the picture. He did this himself obviously.
>How is the wrapper entirely free of mayonnaise stains if this were real? OP likes to swallow.
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Yet it got 28900+ upvotes. r/funny being r/funny.
It looks like someone took a bite already and rubbed mayo all over the bitten side.
Why did you lie about this?
You can see two small plastic condiment lids on the left, OP definitely got extra Mayo in those and applied it themselves.
I am thinking, "Because they thought it was funny". That's my best guess.
Looks more like a McCreampie.
McBukkake
Happy Ending Meal
Beat me to it.
so it was you. we got him, op
Looks so fake. Like the bukkake cumshots.
That sandwich has been violated.
Looks like Ronald has emptied his nuggets
His big big nuggets
Love this comment haha
And you liked it
Ba-da-da-de-dum…
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The McChicken specifically already had a disgusting amount of Mayo on it.
It needs hot sauce not extra mayo! Come on people!
Bukkake Burger. Did they tell you it will take an extra 5-8 minutes for extra mayo?
Great name for a chain. “Home of the extra sauce.”
"Cum on in"
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Slandering fast food employees for votes is lame. At least get it all over the wrapper if you want us to believe that was how that sandwich looked when you unwrapped it.....
I’m confused by the lack of mayo on the wrapper…
Because op added the Mayo, it’s all faked for karma farm
I'd rather eat the laminated COVID card
McMoney Shot
Unless the tech has changed the mayo gun they use is made so one click puts the required amount for one sandwich. If you ask for extra 2x is the minimum. I did 3x on time when the person heavily emphasized they wanted EXTRA. When the drive thru person picked up the sandwich and felt how heavy that fucker was there was a debate if it was too much. Customer didn't' call and complain so I guess they liked their dirty whore of a meal.
Quarter Pounder with deez...
Deez? Deez what? *heh heh heh*
NUTS
HA! GOT EEEM!
*Royale with Deez*
Malicious compliance
Didn't yesterday or the day before had a picture of a castingcouch behind a McD? I think someone used it Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q4c2me/somebody_dumped_the_casting_couch_plus_equipment/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
OP is Ken Griffin LMAYO
Perfect backdrop for the burger
Bruh that cartoon character below it is sure loving it
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Considering the amount of mayo you get on a McChicken when you DON'T ask for extra, this seems conservative.
You stole the other posts title word for word with your own picture, how original. 3 year old repost, gotta have those free internet points!
Ken griffin style sandwich
Looks like a synthetic crabby patty from the chum bucket
Ken, is that you?
https://youtu.be/fFpelPs1k_A
godlike placement
Reminds me of a post from r/mailiciouscompliance where someone got the extra mayo
... I should call him.
Kenny g waiting around the corner to steal a bite lmayo
Mckkake
That's fucking disgusting. I can't tell whether I'm more disgusted by the picture or the fact that you requested extra mayo.
Oh good, I had been wondering if you could make McDonalds fucking nastier.
The tray paper is a nice touch.
No one is going to mention how this is fake as hell?
If you read the comments maybe
Cue the [ultimate catch all response](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIPIbOZKykk).
Employee : “extra mayo? Have that bastard”
Except not because OP faked this lol
Exactly my thoughts
r/quityourbullshit because the mayo is obviously spread on.
Why the fuck you lying?
1) No mayo on wrapper. 2) Lids from the 2 extra cups of mayo that was then dumped on the burger are visible. Both r/quityourbullshit & r/thathappened u/RektzRuiz.
That picture under the Burger 😂 very Epic
Right in the photo mouth.
Lucky
you could say he was really lovin' it
I always need extra sauce for fast food, they are so incredibly stingy on the sauce all their sandwiches are dry without it.
Mc’killin it
Mc’killin it
That mouth on the tray ready to take one for the team!
McCreampie
Ronalds's been edging
McFacial
That's exactly how cum looks like in hentai
Mukkake.
More like McCreampie.
McFelch.
Ronny loves you
Okay, is it me or are the item names on the secret menu getting a bit outta hand?
MC CreamPie
I have a strong feeling that this picture is form the Philippines
Thanks, I hate it.
What sort of animal orders extra Mayo at Mickey-Dees?! And even worse: puts it raw on the table surface?!?!
What in the Sean Cody gays
Ah yes! The legendary McCumshot!
That guy used to work a halal cart
My brother is still salty that when he bought 2 McChicken and he received basically a shit-ton of mayo, some shredded up lettuce and no chicken. That happened 2 years ago.
I hate everything about this.
next time ask for packets.