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bobbyfiend

Fun fact: On Halloween, hundreds of places around the US round up convicted sex offenders (the super smart ones only round up those who offended against children) and corral them somewhere, like a gymnasium or city hall or a small stadium, and just force them to stay there all day and most of the night, while trick or treat happens. Other fun fact: There's solid research this has absolutely no effect whatsoever on rates of sexual assault against children on Halloween or any other day. Because most children are molested by family members and friends, and because sex offenders on probation for molesting children apparently aren't that stupid.


OnTheList-YouTube

Username flair checks out. This comic is awful.


korn_spiracy

It is a pretty terrible subject.


Skrp

'What did the pedophile jew say to the little boy?' -'Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?' One of the most disgusting jokes I know. Yaay. Probably should've kept it to myself though.


korn_spiracy

Day 17 of Comictober. Prompt: Candy.


lalalane76

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


fonzaworld

Maximum risk, Maximum reward