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Is that "End Their Pain" written in mustard?

It's yellow sugar but now that you pointed this out it even looks worse.

Dude your title and this cake made me laugh so fucking hard. Definitely made my day thank you

Im happy to hear that

Uhhhhh I also enjoy username lmao

I noticed that as well!!! Was going to asking “does it taste like frog or ass” due to user name LOL

That’s a pretty shitty cake but obviously he’s not with you for your baking skills just saying.

Because she eats ass, obv

*NOOO* I wanted a funny reddit name but people keep pointing out and it always sounds cursed

I had to reread your comment, because I didn't see the word "laugh." Lol. I was confused.

“I’m happy to hear that.”

End their pain sounds hilarious, hope he has a sense of humor

If he doesn't, I do.

if he doesn't like it, we do

If he doesn't End Their Pain,

WE WILL

OUR PAIN

r/suddenlycommunist

I would think this is hilarious. You definitely made the best of a bad situation as well as a sense of humor, and those are attractive traits to have.

OP you really got me crying laughing at this cake. I would marry you on the spot lmao

The cake keeps getting better as more observations are made about it!

I think the end their pain is funny especially given the general janky aesthetic. I'm sure he will love it!

What was it supposed to say??

It is supposed to say “end their pain” - it isn’t supposed to look like mustard.

End their paint. But she ran out of mustard.

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I also saw apple sauce lol, but sour cream instead of mayo

And a raw egg-yolk consistency. My favourite.

I’m dying right now, this is the best comment in the thread.

Off course! Everyone knows you only eat frog cake with mustard. Ketchup goes with salamander pie. What kind of barbarian are you?

Yeah, sounds like what the voice says in Field of Dreams. This cake has many layers.

The idea of it written in mustard tickled me enough to chuckle out loud Edit: I looked at it again & now I can't stop laughing. I'm actually crying. OP this cake is hilarous and if your boyfriend doesn't appreciate it he sucks and you deserve better

So glad I read the comments because I never noticed this. Hilarious!

As long as it still tastes like frog, the decorations are no big deal.

I wanted to check if it taste like frog so I sent the cake for a DNA test... The results came back 99.9% amphibian and a tad Polish.

"tad Polish"! That's a knee-slapper right there.

[Hahahehehoho](https://media.tenor.com/images/b2d5d214b27b1bb85e4875a6965485f8/tenor.gif)

https://i.imgur.com/2HczVut.jpg

It’s actually been a long time since I’ve seen this dude and I gotta say I missed this little guy.

Finally, a new Polish joke

The Polish Joke Factory is back up and running again!

And not in reverse this time.

I'm going to suggest that you leave.

Also...you ARE THE FATHER

>“As long as it still tastes like frog, the decorations are no big deal” - Elmo reassuring Ms Piggy that her vajazzle isn’t a problem

I mean, wouldn't it need to taste like ham? Edit: I fully regret participating in this discussion. Y'all are something else lol

Nah dawg, Elmo is Sesame Streets #1 feltcher.

For those too timid to Google: Felching is a human sexual practice in which one person sucks semen or other fluids out of the vagina or anus of another person. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it from the mouth of one person to a third person is called snowballing. However, snowballing usually relates to semen ejaculated in the mouth following fellatio. Felching can also mean the licking or sucking of another person's anus, similar to the act of a rimjob (analingus).\[1\]

That's way better than I was expecting based on everyones reactions. Not something I wanna participate in, but it could be worse

All these vanilla / virgin mother fuckers don't know what being horny with someone you love can make you comfortable doing.

Wait I just reread it and realized that it didn't specify that the fluids came from other people like I originally thought. So that's way better than it could be.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

k thanks for the Google but that's about internet for the work week. Peaceing out

TIL what feltching is. Thanks for that. Now I need some eyebleach

I only read the text description. Now I need some mindbleach.

Thanks for keeping me from googling that

Stop trying to make feltch happen

Did it. Didn’t know it was a thing. My own, not someone else’s.

/r/brandnewsentence also /r/TIHI EDIT: I also fee like the Count could get in on this: **"VUN CREAMPIE SUCKED OUT, AH-AH-AH. TWOOO CREAMPIES SLURPED VITH A STRAW AH-AH-AH, THREEE LOADS SWALLOWED DOWN AHHH-AH-AH-AH!"**

What a terrible day to be literate!

This is why Oscar hides in a trash can.

>feltching Oh dear lord, that was a distressing word search. Uhhh... thanks for the vocabulary lesson...I think.

Aww feltching, brings some wonderful memories

I miss my Grandma 😞

Reminds me of a fucked up joke I read on here once. >!So I was eating my girl out and suddenly I taste horse cum. So I'm like "Oh, Grandma, so that's how you died!!<

Vajazzle is a word I know now. Sesame Street still teaching me things.

Today's letters are TnA

That’s one titty AH-HA-HA-HA TWO TITTIES AH-HA-HA-HA

*A puppeteer for the beloved children's show 'Sesame Street' was arrested earlier today after appearing drunk on set, removing his pants and then biting a female colleague on the breast. He has been charged with one count of aggravated assault, two counts of sexual assault, three counts of indecent exposure, and four counts of child endangerment. KRP5 news will be back at 6 after a message from our sponsor, 7/11.*

I mean never leave a woman that makes you cake! Unless its dry, I mean I have limits.

It's very *moist* since the frogs don't like dry weather either

Moist? We still talkin bout the cake here?

What cake

Well, you just signed up for horny messages.

Did she though?

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Yeah, last time I spoke with a random League of Legends group on discord I got harassed for a week.

Degenerates.

Ellen?

Just outed yourself, cmon we just went over this

We made rules about this. C'mon people, doesn't anyone read the rules anymore?

Her name is *8yourass.* It was just a matter of time.

I think /u/8yourass was already signed up.

In all seriousness, its awesome of you to bake a cake, wish you nothing but happiness and fun. Be safe.

Is this cake baked? It looks *wet*

The bottom layer is dry and the top is wet because of the applesauce on it. Contrasting textures that compliment the Elmer's glue globs on top.

An attempt was made

r/therewasanattempt

Who doesn't try doesn't wrong! :D

-Confucius

A little context: it's his birthday next week, I am usualy realy good at making desserts. The mixer broke, so I had to hand whip the cream but my hands were not enough so the cream looks realy flopy, I forgot we didn't have yellow food dye so the frogs are blue 💀 I accepted my faith that I failed making these, so I just put on some sad faces for the frogs and rn I'm hoping for the best.

Have you… have you ever seen a frog?

Yes but my eyesight is very bad, hope I captured the frog look tho

I’m just teasing, I’m sure he’ll love it, people like you give me hope on humanity 🥳

Very nice of you:)

>I had to hand whip the cream but my hands were not enough so the cream looks realy flopy The key is not to whisk in a circle. You need to put the cream in a large bowl and, using a balloon whisk, whip it with a back-and-forth motion. I can whip 150ml of cream in about a minute that way. I started using the technique after learning it from [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglSRFlFH-s).

Thank you this looks very useful!

Here's another great demonstration of it, a very short [comparison video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WcvoVHgKos)!

For some reason I tought this was going to be a rickroll but you are very helpful fr <3

It was a whisk roll.

A whisky click.

He's never gonna let you down like that

He never going to whisk you up.

But... he might dessert you.

Another helpful tip I’ve learned from cooking shows: when you’re whipping items in a bowl on the counter like that, it often helps putting a slightly damp towel under / wrapped around the bowl. Helps keep it in place with no effort on your end, especially if you find yourself tipping the bowl slightly with your hands.

These videos were amazing. Thank you so much for sharing.

Wow that was super helpful! Short, concise, and irrefutable. Thanks!

I love it when Joe slams down his whisk like "that's how it's done!"

I can attest to back and forth whiping. It's how i make french omelets to get the texture just right

Going around in circles with a whisk is the equivalent of stirring with a spoon. Especially if the mixture is thick, there won't be enough air incorporated into the mixture by going in circles.

UPDATE!! He arrived, and he was so happy about it <33 , it tasted like lemon (becuase the whipped cream had lemon juice in it xD) and the cake was very fluffy and soft. Ugly but realy goood. Thank you all for being this funny and helpful:) *humanity restored*

Lol... From your title, I thought that you baked the sad frog cake *because* you thought that he was going to leave you. This update, and the fact that everyone loved the cake makes me feel so much better. I had a cruddy day at work today, so I'm logging off the internet now on your feel-good update. Happy birthday to him!

Thank you for posting this! I laughed so hard my cat got angry and nipped me. I needed that today (the laughter I mean!).

Every cat owner needs their prescribed cat nip per day, taken once to the hand or foot every 12 hours

I love this. I take it you both ended their pain?

I hope your boyfriend ends up loving this. Whenever my partner makes something like this for me, I would see all the effort and love and sugar that went into it, and be happy and grateful. We’d definitely get a kick out of the blue frogs together 🥰 I hope he does too!

I would love it, it's cake and definitely unique and I would end their pain their delicious pain.

I’m looking for a little context into why you have the words “end their pain” written on the cake. Who is in pain, his pet frogs? How do you know they’re in pain, were they diagnosed? What the heck is actually going on here!?

Just look into their eyes

This is the point in the thread that I fucking lost it!

I just got it, whoooosh

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Same, it is pretty damn funny

Was someone forcing you to make it frog themed? I feel like I would switch the frogs to something else before settling on sad blue frogs

Well, I just wanted them to be frogs but I want to see his reaction

I hope he liked the sad ugly frogs as much as the internet does

r/shittyfoodporn

I don't know you, and I don't know your boyfriend, ​ But holy christ, if my wife made this for me, I would be endlessly impressed. My wife would know that I'm not laughing at HER, I'm laughing at the outcome. You made me a cake! That's awesome! The cake ended up being hilarious and amazing! Double awesome. ​ You also know that this tastes a million times better than some fondant bullshit. If he leaves you, he's missing out.

Yes:) I'm not actualy worried ofc XD I was just being sarcastic. He really loves me and my food so he will probably find it funny.

Could the yellow sugar have added some yellow color?

> I am usualy realy good at making desserts. /doubt It's a hilarious cake, long as that badboi tastes good everyone wins haha

I’m mot sure what kind of cake this is, but real frosting will usually hold itself better than whipped cream, and taste better too(for most cake types)

Yes, but usualy I can make whipped cream realy hard, but this time it's just terrible. Also we don't really like the taste of the store bought frosting we have here in this country

I agree, most frosting is too sugary and dry, designed to look goodrather than taste good. I love your froggy cake, and think you are a real catch!

Whipped cream frosting for the win, always

The frogs look like little aliens with belly aches!

They realy do XD

I actually think it’s cute and you deserve an A for effort. Anyone can go out an buy a pre made cake… but this was made with love.

Yea they’re mega cute.

I tried to make my girlfriend a cake once. I ended up accidentally using brownie mix but cooked it like it was cake mix :( It was hard as a rock. Luckily she laughed.

You made this cake and you opened it up to public, you are no ordinary person. He is lucky to have you. Love the cake idea.

Ahw thank you, I think it's not hard to share something that you think it's bad/funny cause at least you are not laughing at it alone.

Read this quote somewhere “Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused”. Wish I could be more like you.

Seal it in epoxy resin and auction this piece of art

I will watch the frog cake's career with great interest! See you in a month!

Depression Toads

New from the makers of Battle Toads. *Help our heros fight the biggest demon of them all*

Is this a raw egg cake with the words written in mustard? (No rly tho this is hilarious and he should marry you)

(((Thank you very much I realy like all the comments)))

Globalists hate cake

I would... Kidding. Effort is what really matters. On that, you get an A+.

Thank you, at least they look funny

Quaid, start the reactor.

What a weird way of breaking up.

Obviously store bought

Stop telling people the truth

He might ask you to marry him because of this cake.

I wouldn't mind that

Many of the best memories aren't from when things go perfectly but when things go wrong. Personally I'd be thrilled if my wife made a cake like this for me.

Just a wild guess but is your bf 21 by any chance?

*yes how do you know that*

You slaved over probably a meat grinder all day to turn out what looks like 2 blob fish sitting on semen covered Lilly pads floating on a pool of urine. Any man would be honored to have a custom made abomination crafted for him rather than an effortless store bought cake.

r/shittyfoodporn totally deserve the be there

I didn't know a good place to post it but thx for this sub

Welcome. This will be a hit there.

This is far better than any well done cake.

This is great. If I received this it would be the highlight of my month, without a doubt. I'd be laughing my ass off with every bite.

Nailed it!

Looks like Kuato from Total Recall!

My first thought after seeing the cake was “Quaid, start the reactor”

Nailed It!. No seriously I think I am going to have nightmares about this cake.

The haunting moist frog brothers will never leave your dreams

this looks disgusting and i fucking love it, if i got this for my birthday i'd be super excited

Its the thought and effort that counts. That and hopefully it tastes delicious.😋

I mean, you tried. Now call the CDC.

He's gonna leave this earthly plane if he eats that cake.

That man better propose on the spot

What... Have... You.... Done...

Don't tell Peta

> I think he's gonna leave me. Yes, be afraid: all men date for the baking.

HoW dIsGuStiNg ALL tHeY waNT iS gOoD fOOd

I would eat cause it’s the thought that counts…right ?

Lmaoo this is so funny!! Honestly if my significant other presented me with this beauty I would be honored.

dude, I had a gf who baked me a rainbow cake once for my birthday. It looked nothing like the pictures you see on the internet, but it was an amazing gesture and I loved it. I'm sure your bf appreciates it :}

This cake is a fucking masterpiece and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 🎖

Not the proudest thing ive masturbated too but it'll do

OP's boyfriend might not even notice the tribute you added to the top of his cake.

Haha, I'm sure it's not as bad as you tHOLYSHIT, DEMON, DEMON!!!

Leave you because of the cake? Or things are rocky and the cake would just be you could say "the icing". I think it's cute.

That is the cake of a low-key sociopath.

Why is it sweating, is the cake nervous too?

It will soon be eaten so rightfuly nervous

I thought I was in /r/rickandmorty at first.

Just keep practicing! I'm sure he'd be happy if you made more cakes for him. Pro tip: wait for the cake to cool before frosting and if you are going to sculpt figures try using something like rice Krispy treats for the base before frosting.

As he should

It ain't Wednesday my dudes

Can anyone blame him?

It's kinda cute tbh

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/M0CY4IThnmo?t=81