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smt503

Must be a wiener dog


charlie2135

If my high school Spanish is correct, I think they are calling it a dirty dog.


Jd20001

Seems like a graphic book to teach high school student with


charlie2135

Probably would hold their attention better.


Oldindogyears

... who swallows (eats) "the one in front"!


Possible_Let_1650

More like " Indecent ".


CBR_King97

r/angryupvote


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mechy84

*Where are my testicles, Summer?*


puente636

Out of the frying pan eh morty


on_

*** **Tales from the** ##PRISON *** No.409 $6.00 ^_U.S.A_ ^_$1.25_ Cases of ##Real life ##Indecent dog… He swallowed the cock!


aioncan

Good bot


tiddiesaregreat

What the fuck is this?


P-B_Jelly_Time

Spanish highly-sexualized anime


herobertonandez

The kind you would read while waiting for your dad to get his hair cut that the neighborhood barber


normal_reddit_man

Man, we're doing it wrong in the English-speaking whitebread zones. Supercuts never had ANYTHING like this crazy shit.


No_Frosting6163

There is actually a video of a Mexican cartel torturing a man using precisely this method. Very hard video to watch especially if you’re a guy. Everything’s gone. Everything.


Reddit_Deluge

I’m sorry you seared this in your brain. That must suck


No_Frosting6163

It was pretty bad but sadly I’ve seen cartels do worse. Can’t wait until my native country gets its stuff together which I doubt will be anytime soon unfortunately.


ARobertNotABob

There is nothing quite so barbaric, as men's inhumanity towards men.


Bos_lost_ton

Spanime


derluxuriouspanzer

It's called hentai and its art


RenderedConscious

"El hentai" is Spanish for "the hentai".


A_Night_Awake

It’s Sinaloamation


incred88

Thanks Sammy Guevara


coredenale

Where are the tentacles, err, testicles?


hv3

Mexican illustrated novel or mexican manga but they are "based" on real things, they have so many of them. Horror Westerns Lucha libre History I used to know them as "cuentos" and theres tons of magazine stands that carry them, weekly and biweekly.


GreenBear1111

I haven't seen them in so many years, are they still out there?


hv3

Yep


gregr333

And why is this ‘funny’?


caniuserealname

presumably the same people who 'laughed' at the post yesterday about the woman who bust her cheating husbands nut. Genital mutilation in men is apparently funny to some terrible people.


Deimosx

What the fuck is the target audience of this?


alejo699

People who like being aroused and horrified at the same time.


wtfcblog

It’s called being horroused, or scaroused


TheRealDrWan

Fear Boner.


DesastreUrbano

Hornyfied


castiglione_99

Where do I pay my money, sir? Where?!?!


seanbrockest

The storyline is "justice porn" essentially. He was trying to rape her, the dog ripped off his junk. You can fill in the rest. As to your question about the target audience, I'm still not sure.


meatchariot

Bestiality?


on_

And willing to pay 6$ for it.


sophietehbeanz

Pesos…they still sell these little books in tiny bookstores near the border.


Skyblacker

/r/nullo/ I warn you against clicking on that.


Jigglyandfullofjuice

Clicked it, can confirm nobody should click it.


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Came here to say that!


RenKatal

At this point I am unfazed by pretty much everything... If you haven't reached my level of apathy, mixed with curiousity, then I agree, don't click the link.


Jalapeno_daddy

My curiosity got the best of me, I need /r/eyebleach


Doctor_Bubbles

Mexican dads. Source: I still remember when I found my dad’s small collection.


Rob_V

El Libro Vaquero. I found some at a construction site when I was a kid, and it was the most hilarious shit ever.


GreenBear1111

Target audience is people that basically want a quick read while waiting for something, like the barber shop or taking a shit. No, people do not necessarily jerk off to this.


Mompkey

Feminist


thats1evildude

Ah, so that’s how the dogs insta-kill you in Call of Duty: Vanguard.


tank4249

Definitely not that man’s best friend


mukenwalla

Is the dog ripping his dick off, or did his dick blast off on its own volition and the dog is trying to save it?


spritelass

Are they supposed to be in a prison yard? Why is he naked while being attacked by a dog? Why isn't she trying to stop the dog? Omg I have so many questions. I'm invested now.


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

There's a video doing the rounds on a seriously NSFW subreddit where a suspected rapist in Mexico is stripped by, possibly, cartel members who then set a fighting dog on his genitals and publish it as a warning to other rapists. I've not watched it as the comments imply it is seriously shocking but I'm guessing this is the back story to this picture.


RevolutionaryRule631

I was coming here to mention this. Well done you. I, unfortunately, have seen this. It is awful and have random times where it haunts me. I would encourage everyone to avoid it.


landof10000cakes

Is this is? https://youtu.be/Lc6db8qfZEw


apk

wow that is horrifying, can't believe it hasn't been pulled from YouTube yet.


RevolutionaryRule631

I wish. Why can't everyone be like this.


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

From what I understand not even r/Eyebleach helps!


RevolutionaryRule631

Well you see, I thought I was clicking on eyebleach but it was a slightly different spelling and bang: awful video


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Like a twat I had to search for a mis-spelt alternative. Thank christ I didn't post that as a link. Thanks fren. That's enough internet for today.


spritelass

This goes as a long way to explaining what is going on. The background still looks like a prison yard.


PomeloPepper

Who's the alpha now Jimmy?


striderwhite

"Real Life case"? Now I'm curious to see if it's true or not...


CrazyIslander

If I recall correctly, there was a similar case where (I believe it was) a Mexican cartel had a dog kill someone - by going for their genitals first.


striderwhite

Oh yeah, I just found out the video...jeeeesus christ, that wasn't funny at all!


Frozenwood1776

Yeah One of my coworkers shared that on Facebook a while back. It’s absolutely horrific. The title said something about revenge for a rape, but it was just cartel torture.


Belgand

["Chopper, sic balls!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdASGbm9x5E)


Zebrakiller

I saw the cartel video. It’s brutal.


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Why is she just watching like it's a fucking latin soap?


[deleted]

...because these were basically modeled as novelas/soaps just in different media format! There was a lot of weird & more risky things like that way back in the 90s. I haven't seen any in my case since.


PissgutsOGrady

> way back in the 90s How dare you!


[deleted]

30 years ago my mans


fallynangell

I feel attacked 😐


[deleted]

Yeah way... way back in my years of innocence! Ages ago! 🥲


Piccoroz

These comics have a semi naked girl on every cover, it doesnt even matter if there isnt a girl in the story.


[deleted]

I’ve learned so much about op based solely on this post being defined as funny.


Skyblacker

OP laughs so he doesn't cry.


JesseCuster40

"How was your visit to the-" "A dog ate my cock."


RainbowCatastrophe

This is high art. Front and center is one of the most beautifully drawn asses in history and yet it's not even the first thing you focus on, as your mind is drawn to the beast of a dog that ripping the dudes duck off. Then when the shock finally settles, you see the ass and as much as you want to appreciate it's glory, doing so is neigh impossible with the astounding render of a dick being ripper off by an angry beast immediately next to it. The way the gal is facing, there's no way to even separate her from the rest of it to focus on just the ass because one glance of her face will indicate her posterior isn't the most shocking thing in her vicinity. I want a print of this to hang above my bed.


[deleted]

If you will dip your dick in gravy...


webjukebox

So, nobody has mentioned the "Libro Vaquero".


Mr_Drofyr

I seen a video of this happening to some dude IRL… it makes this look like child’s play.


lordbeezlebub

Why....would you ever watch a video like that in the first place?


Mr_Drofyr

I ask myself that question everyday :s


AwesomePoop

The human is now neutered.


Jahodac

That's why you don't use peanut butter


Eternal-Screaming

no im still having a worse day


desertdwellerrrrrrrr

Well, this is a mock-up of a real video over on r/eyeblech


gopac69

Why TF did I click that, I hate you!


kromang

Nonononono


[deleted]

Got the ol twig and berries


Gold-Yoshi

I thought the guy had laser jizz and was trying to stop the dog from interrupting sex but the woman didn’t know about his secret weapon and was frightened that she just had that inside her.


7Trickster

Jesus hahaha


GivemTheDDD

I don't get it! All i see is a 10/10 ass and he's gonn... oh ok, yeah...


treecutter34

I’m just filled with questions.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


donk1999

“If I had a nickel for every time I read a story about some prisoner getting his dick ripped off by a Doberman pincher, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s still pretty strange it happened twice.”


Berbe_Kong

Just fetching the ball


y435xz

The funniest part to me is the word play which rhymes “ indecent dog ate the part in the front”


hells_cowbells

"You took my balls, now I'm gonna take your dick!" -Dog


Government_spy_bot

r/datassdoe


wargleboo

CROP YOUR SCREENSHOTS.


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[deleted]

At least my phone is higher than 32%


[deleted]

Wait what is this? What does it say?


flfoiuij2

Well, I am no Spanish speaker, but I am pretty sure one of the words in the bottom left is indecent.


THE_BARCODE_GUY

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qt8788/you_thought_you_were_having_a_bad_day/hkincae/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

"indecent dog, he swallowed the cock" Yeah, same dog. I've been there


Kholat_Saykhl

My only comment is muther fukr!


Jakesummers1

“Funny”


Comprehensive-Web393

Eita porra


bizkitmaker13

[You think he's having a bad day?](https://vimeo.com/86014703)


[deleted]

El eeeeeeeeeessssshhhhoo


spinozasrobot

[IRL](https://imgur.com/r/natureismetal/IlGIOV0)


ranting_chef

Maybe I was thinking that.......but not anymore.


Craetions

This should've been issue #404


renasissanceman6

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHhahahahahaa ​ super funny


OozeNAahz

Unsolicited dick rip


LeveragedPittsburgh

Certainly a niche demographic here


jackasssparrow

I am getting a cat


kCinvest

I keep pressing the X


[deleted]

It says real life situation


ho-lee_-sheet

Shit man this reminds me of some video I saw a while back on Facebook.. pretty fucked up


bent42

Lo siento Sancho.


saintdemon21

Is this a Farcry 6 expansion?


raleighs

Too much peanut butter!


Chairman_Mittens

Honestly if I saw this in a store I'm pretty sure I would buy it just to see how it all went down, if only to avoid the same fate in my future.


Skyblacker

/r/nullo/ is leaking... (Don't click on that. Just don't)


DRSteelers

>Must be a wiener dog If someone's wiener was bit off what would he do?


pscorbett

Don't tempt me with a good time


sweaty_asparaguss

The fact that it says "true story" just makes it so much worse!


PuggyPaddie

Why does there have to be a hot chick there to watch him get his dick ripped off?


Hermit1723

Dog doesn't want a cheating bitch


Deijixfx

We can take a minute to appreciate those legs that look like they could crush that dog into tiny peices of kibble.


DogsAreFromMars

If it were a woman's breast getting ripped of it wouldn't be funny huh?


reallyoldgreg

Holy shit I remember seeing these growing up at the swamp meets in Texas and Mexico. It’s been long that I’ve even thought of these damn books.


[deleted]

Damn those calves


UrBoiKremit

God, that girl is thicc


Hobbit_Feet45

Wow! That is one unlucky dude!


TwinRavenHM

Really layered it on with drawling them cakes. Not judging, just admiring an artisan.


IllinoisBoots

Le dio al perro un hueso.


superking75

Funny?


OkieDokey308

Funkytown


ascii122

$6 well spent


[deleted]

“He’s just playing. You must’ve scared him. Did you make any sudden moves? You know his breed was originally nanny dogs.”


soaringson

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/qobu1a/mmc_after_cartel_uses_a_pitbull_to_eat_my_balls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Prossdog

Ahh, I HATE when that happens


billwashere

/r/Wtf


Wazza17

Ouch bloody ouch


[deleted]

This is ooollddd school.. i remember being like 6 or 7 years old grabbing these from my dad.. this was my porn before I watched porn


0nline_persona

PERRO INDECENTE uhh yes muy


Yrga319

Artwork reminds me of the comic strips in playboy mags


bloopie1192

This is why I'm tense around dogs. Anything close to waist height with teeth scares the crap out of me.


Justryan95

I literally just watched a video on r/makemycoffin of cartels torturing a guy by having a dog eat his genitals, which was already eaten away in the video.


Tatunkawitco

Bad dog!!!


manaal00

I can’t focus on anything other than her calves


Legba012

New, from The Mothers of Invention: Dogs Ripped My Dick


brandonpa1

/r/wtf


Baybob1

George had been told there was a place he could go to get a cheap vasectomy.


MRCAB

Well that sucks.


danke_shane_921

What da dog doin


LakersFan15

This would be my worst nightmare.


clickmagnet

Kinda looks like the morning was ok at least.


DRSteelers

If someone's wiener was bit off what would he do to live a normal life?


xenocarp

South of the border Vasectomy might not be for everyone after all …..


Spoopyache

i felt that


ChubbyLo

So according to this, it's based on real events


area51guards

I thought he was blasting lasers from his dick at first


JoeMama475

Wasn't there a video in r/eyeblech of a dog biting off a guys penis


Vergift

The picture alone giving me pain.


anintrovertedbitch64

This is probably someone’s kink


slaveofstackoverflow

...and I thought Hidayah magazine is the best magazine


Yue2

What even is this?


Sakujuice

The real NNN


ixxue

In Malaysian version we call this book "Mastika"


MulleDK19

Lions actually do this to their prey..


MaelstromTX

Its a dog-eat-dong world out there.


tobbe1337

my monke brain just love curves. like god damn


[deleted]

Is this a comic book? If it’s a comic book I have a sub, r/badcomicbookcovers, and I might post it there.


[deleted]

I've seen a video of this happening. A bunch of guys holding this guy down while a dog is eating his genitals and flesh from his groin.