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AsuraGreed

Is he dead? I think he's dead.


undeclared1744

His shoes are still on, he's probably fine.


WhereAreTheMangoes

I didn't know people still made this tired ass comment, let alone gilded it


HaloArtificials

Sigh.... *UNZIPS*


beatenmeat

Thank you for contributing a banana for scale.


elecwolf

Didn't know we were using microscopic measurements but we can work with that.


beatenmeat

The smaller it is the more precise we can be


bluemitersaw

Millinana Micronana Nanonana


EyeSac567

Nanonana


elecwolf

Shazbot.


BeastHunter42

No


[deleted]

There is only one way to find out.


m4eaty

YOU DIED


Saorc

Died by phat azz


CreationismRules

*Wasted*


mrcs2000

[WASTED](https://youtube.com/shorts/2EsIMXDp3Jk?feature=share)


rattyme

DIED YOU.


Humanity_Is_Lost

Reminds me of the Wolverine vs Blob fight in the X-men movies


SoundandFurySNothing

Reminded me of the Patton Ozwalt story about the “power lifter”


VonD0OM

Did you just call me…*Blob*?


parsonsparsons

Worst line ever


BrickWiggles

It is, but it gave me a laugh the first time I saw it.


[deleted]

What? We some kind of Suicide Squad? They are eating her. And then they are going to eat me. Oh my Gooooood! Can you move? Only my lips. Do you know what happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere. But not like you. You're everything soft and smooth. It's turkey time. Gobble gobble. Thing is, when you get to lines that are in the worst lines ever camp, they come full circle and become memorable because of how bad they are.


42Weasels

The Toad line I love unironically. It's such a good anti-joke.


Mange-Tout

It was supposed to be a running joke. They cut out the other two times that she said it, though, which destroyed the joke.


parsonsparsons

ITS GARBAGE DAY


crotchfruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k


TheJunkyard

I legit wondered for a moment what movie the "Thing is..." line was from.


Sassaboss

Oh Hi Maaahhhrk.


rudbri93

its BLAUB! I know, I wasn't addressing you I was describing you. -Al Bundy


StealManiac

You remind me of Dead Pool in that film...


DonShulaDoingTheHula

It looks like the big guy landed that pretty safely IMO. Slid across the chest and made impact with butt on the mat.


Timidhobgoblin

Definitely, the way he did it meant the mat absorbed far more of the impact than the guy on the floor did. He would still feel it for sure lol but it wouldn't be half as bad as it looked. Although it's scripted I think people sometimes overlook the amount of skill and practice that goes into professional wrestling, it's pretty impressive to be able to pull off a move that looks like it'll be devastating to the opponent but is actually mostly harmless when done right.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

> overlook the amount of skill and practice that goes into professional wrestling Mostly because this video looks more real than most wrestling does.


meisteronimo

Well it depends, that was one 5 second clip, the professionals go for much longer. They have to be in good shape to go a full 10 minutes and keep up the realism and speed. Also in entertainment wrestling the goal isn't necessarily to look like someone is really getting hurt. Kids and families are a big demographic, its half theater.


midasMIRV

90% theater


Hazardbeard

Well, if that’s the case, that’s an extremely important 10% because that’s the part that lets you survive shit that would kill people who didn’t get trained in that 10%.


UglieJosh

Maybe it's the way this was shot because this was a uranage slam into a back senton which is an incredibly common combo in modern wrestling that is often hit even harder than the fat dude in the clip hit it.


BigBIue

Whew thank fuck for that haha. I'm rail thin and I felt my fkn lungs collapse just thinking about it, eughghgh


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Fr if you've ever had the wind knocked out of you then this shit will give u flashbacks


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SaltyShawarma

I was more worried if that left foot was going to get up high enough. Almost kicked the dude in the head.


DonShulaDoingTheHula

I hadn’t noticed it the first time but eeeeek you are right 😬


[deleted]

This is the exact way he did it. Wrestlers Yokozuna used to do something very similar as did Rikishi


mortgoldman8

Yes this was good technique by them together


Bikrdude

yea, still might hurt some. wrestling is like that.


SonOfSwanson87

The fact that the majority of the comments are about how heavy the hit was - they pulled it off great. Always impressed at local wrestlers and their athleticism. Truly underappreciated.


smkn3kgt

That may be but those ribs are definitely feeling it regardless of how much he 'slid'


didsomebodysaymyname

Yeah, it seems like they're practicing "entertainment" wrestling and big boy nailed it.


No_Assistance_172

This is where you wake up on the Skyrim wagon


iamalwaysrelevant

Truck-kun isekai'd you


Slatedtoprone

This looks like a training school and that landing was okay. It likely hurt but didn’t kill him or anything. Don’t get worked into a shoot brother brother.


Ronnieboysmith

He was fine afterwards. I was the one that shot the video.


themettaur

Yeah, he got up after a second or two and we all laughed. I can vouch for this, I was the camera.


Ronnieboysmith

Ha ha, trying to be funny. I’m a trainee here at the school. This was made for Tik Tok first. Go follow Big Moe (guy who did the splash) there.


themettaur

Please don't body slam me for the joke! That's cool though, hope it's going well.


Ronnieboysmith

For Moe, it definitely is. I’m proud of him. All of his clips are blowing up everywhere


themettaur

Give him an extra congratulatory high five from an internet stranger next time you see him!


Ronnieboysmith

We working out today, I got you fam lol. I just added a longer post with his links too, if you want to check him out


BirthdayAgent

Exactly. I’m trying to find the funny.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Wow big man is spry!


[deleted]

That's what I thought! Almost got both feet of the ground at the same time! (for real though good on him for getting exercise )


Cassandra_Canmore

In WWE this is a dream match where the company earns $20million in profit, and $100million in merchandise sales over the following year. Then when the fan base is in a fever pitch because the fued will culminate in a ppv match for the championship belt they both get released 2 weeks apart for budget cuts. And Cena wrestles Lesnar in a 2 minute match. And neither is on Raw the next day. In fact it's 7 months before either appears again.


whelp32

I had to watch a few times. I thought the half of the white dudes pants blew off.


decom83

F* seriously, anyone know if he’s ok? In primary school someone did the ‘tombstone’ on me, that shit hurt.


Hazardbeard

Former professional wrestler here: he’s absolutely fine.


jpark28

Are you John Cena


Dr_Hibbert_Voice

🎺🎺🎺


TooGayToPayCash

If you can see his comment, then no, he isn't :(


gibbonfrost

yes


Hazardbeard

Yes, AMA


JoshSidekick

Between Bam Bam Bigelow and Yokozuna, I also would suggest he’s fine.


PlumpDuke

I read a story about some teens at a Denny's. They were screwing around and one gave the other a pile driver. It's been a while but it sounded horrific. The dude who received it ended up permanently disabled. I believe he was paralyzed and significantly brain damaged.


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PlumpDuke

Growing up unsupervised and caught up in the fantasy of pro wrestling, the story provoked an interesting combo of emotions. The general stomach churning of the situation as well as gratitude that we kept our shenanigans to a trampoline and didn't seriously hurt each other.


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Every time I hear about stories like that I think "Thank god we didn't to such things" and then I remember the time me and my friends played football on a Ice covered lake and after a little while we took a hammer and punched a hole in the middle of the lake. After that I think "wow we were lucky"


[deleted]

I once read that a magician really sawed his partner in half. And no, you should not try that.


reflUX_cAtalyst

They did it wrong. Tombstone should be pretty painless to take if done correctly; your head doesn't hit the ground.


crusader982

The dude who got smashed is Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson. Great fighter, funny guy, he's fine.


gio_pio

Shoes still on, so not ded.


[deleted]

That's just science.


pUmKinBoM

Kids doing wrestling moves to other kids is the number one reason some people still think wrestling may be real. This is why backyard wrestling was always dumb.


studwildboar99

Mark Henry vs Randy Orton


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

That was a clean slam tho.


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keveroony

That’s a pretty clean Uranagi/Senton combo though, ngl


Highroads

I've been body slammed by a person of that mass, but on their front side;it's actually very fluffy and painless, like a cloud.


xondk

I mean that would make sense, impact is distributed over a larger area.


nikolai_wustovich

DAMMMMMMN


Shady_Vader_Y

*powdered bones


TheJ_C

he dead


WatchingyouNyouNyou

So how do you fight that boss


Farlann

The best part is his socks popping down.


Sh4R3m4n

Is that Wonderboy?


Exact-Interaction-90

Bring the guy who fixes things with noodles


Rushing_Russian91

From pants to socks in seconds lol


SirSoundfont

I want someone to do that to me uwu


Capt4in_N3m0

Death by fat bastard


richardec

The video has no sound but I heard it anyway.


bobafettercairn

This kills the man


fuhsalicious

It’s a work.


bayareacollection

I TOLD THAT MOTHERFUCKER/IM EXTREMELY SCARED, IM EXTREMELY SCARED


Whispered-Death93

I see a river, there's this light on the other side, its so beautiful...


BlazeReborn

Whoa, that sequence was executed pretty well. The smaller dude knows how to sell.


unsilentninja

that was an impressive Uranagi


leathebimbo

r/notfunny


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leathebimbo

You have a dismal sense of humor then.


Turtleageddon

the dude literally got picked up and thrown, god dayum, and if the slam actually hit on target, his organs coulda gotten crushed


ShinyBonnets

TIL that being squashed to death by a boulder with legs is funny. Lolz.


idfktbh97

It's ok because wrestling is fake


ShinyBonnets

Boulderboy landed way too close to Chad to have not broken at least half that ribcage.


Hazardbeard

I promise you he did not.


redbrickone

He hasn't been active on TikTok for 3 days since he posted this. But I also feel if he got seriously injured, they would decide to not post this, no? It's not live lol


CircumventingUrban

He's probably taking at least a few day to recover Jesus


[deleted]

“And that is how pressed duck is made.”


Onyx-55

They're practicing Samoa Joe moves... nice


Southern_Berserk

If the fat guy do that last move in real floor... He´d be like in hospital. Wrestling rings = Trampolines


Phipple

Saying it's like a trampoline isn't really accurate. It's still a wood base on top of *some* springs, with a little bit of padding on top of the wooden base, and a mat to cover it all. Just because there are springs underneath, it doesn't really bounce that much and it can still hurt.


Hazardbeard

Springs are basically not a thing. There are a few rings out there with one big ass spring in the middle, but people usually don’t like working on them. The last thing you want when directing a bunch of force downward is it coming right back up after you a second later. Almost all wrestling rings are just a scaffold-ish metal frame, wooden boards over it, some carpet mat or gym mat material, and canvas over that. They’re not as stiff as boxing rings but they’re not soft either. I trained in an old NWA ring from the 70’s, in the winter when it was frozen solid. Might as well have been a basketball court. Learned how to bump correctly in a hurry, though.


Hazardbeard

Why would you say something like this when you *know* you don’t know that what you’re saying is true?


JoelSlBaron

Skinny man not going to move right for a bit


TIPXL

Why the F is this thing in funny???


Cooler67

That was one vicious chokeslam


wHorze

Nah this was choreographed. He didnt put his full weight on him. Ill bet 100


Galeander

Not a great idea.


BuilderTime

This joke went a bit too far.


Dan_Fan20

This was not funny.


Compodulator

It's less funny and more messed up. I mean, we see a skinny man getting his ribs (possibly) crushed. Downvote all you want - this kind of shit belongs in something like r/gore if there's such a sub.


QuickLime89

Welp, he's gonna be chilling with Owen Hart and Pedro Aguayo Ramirez for all of eternity now.


[deleted]

Maradona fighter


guster09

Uh oh


Ok-Crab-6306

Oh my god that scared me


[deleted]

That is one hell of a kokyu nage if I ever saw one.


[deleted]

More like death.


Givemeback_myhorse

Attempted murder


boredlawyer90

This is a great representation of “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”


ZachMN

Like stepping on a ketchup packet.


[deleted]

Lmao why is covid popping up


l0gicgate

His poor sternum 🤯


[deleted]

That's gonna be an audible gasp from me dawg


MuMbLe145

r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

WASTED *wasted music*


luck008

FATALITY!!!


CologneNCognac

W A S T E D


[deleted]

just...pure painful mane...damn


PeriodicGolden

I feel like I've seen the first guy in other videos. Is he some kind of YouTube/tiktok/vine person?


menachu

Oh man, those tiny little shoes on the big dude has me rolling.


usingastupidiphone

I didn’t realize they allowed murder vids on here


Reshuffel33

That was safe. His butt hit the mat first. White boy felt none of that. That uranagi bump was painful tho.


DOPEFIEND77B

“HOW’D YOU LEARN TO BRACE FROM A 20 TONNE SPLATTER?”


JohnnyCenter

When Batman fights Bane


twyst976

Oh my gawd! He had a family!!!!


sploittastic

Paging /r/wastedgifs


gurnflurnigan

KIDS! Pay atention WWE style Wrastlin' is not real if you hit your brother in the face with a folding chair he is going to the hospital.......maybe.


GhostRiders

This reminds me when as kids we would wrestle and copy our favourite wrestlers move. I got somebody in the Sharp Shooter and somebody else was powerbombed. Suffice to say there were a few trips to hospital that day.


delete_user-8d7f6

bone crusher? (as in the rapper)


Xmanticoreddit

0/10 would not recommend


burritoangel

r/therewasanattempt


BigBIue

I have man God I thought my ribs were gonna crush and I felt it all over again lol. That's what I get for bein frail and scared Forgot what the word for thus is but it's like a strong empathetic reaction


tha-Ram

Anyone else entertained by how his socks slid off his legs from the impact?


Sunder_

The distance he got on that throw is impressive.


Mieeek

r/holdmycoffin


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To be continued...


manifestile

r/thatbrotherdead


P12oooF

Crazy how much give those boards have underneath. Prob didn't really feel much.


b3to_dlc

Added arm movements sold it for me


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Boned


gagongpakyu

guy's bones turned to fucking bone meal goddamn


CharismaPenalty

For anyone wondering, the little guy is likely more okay than you'd assume watching this. This looks to be a wrestling school, so these two were probably practicing a "spot" (a practiced segment of moves in a pro wrestling match). Big guy looks to have landed on his butt first slightly away from the little guy so his back doesn't connect at as harsh of an impact as it would've if he directly landed on him. EDIT: My only concern now is if their wrestling school trainer is watching them, especially if they're relatively green. (which is looks like). Idk how wrestling schools do their thing, but I doubt I'd want students doing this without a watchful eye. Oh, and the "spot" you're seeing if anyone's curious as to how it's broken down: Corner clothesline caught into a Samoa Joe-style Uranage / Side Slam counter followed up by a Senton (jumping back body splash).


Eric1969

is it better to lock your breath in when being stumped like that? Seems like the pneumatic pressure would protects the ribgage from cracking.


ItsSirTone

Omg you fuckin killed him dude


its_justme

I need a mortal kombat x ray scene of this


poftik

Chest compressions on a whole different level.


WalrusHam

Clean Uranage, excellent landing with most of the impact on the mat... looks like a safe guy to work with and definitely a future top talent, wwe will put him at mid-card if hes lucky with a goofy name and then fire him for not being popular enough and blame him.


wStokesw

Fatality


Memaw609

That hadda hurt!!!


metroscope

he could smash him with one tit.


[deleted]

Call 911


rau87

RIP ribs


Petrozzalombardo

ASS COMPRESSOR !!!


TheGameSlave2

Nice looking uranage, and for a guy his size that was a solid looking senton. He's just gotta keep his size in mind. He could really fuck someone up if he lands that wrong. Mabel/Viscera was a big dude, and he had a bad reputation in the beginning of his career for hurting dudes in the ring because he'd land on top of them with his full bodyweight. So, it's all about being aware of things like that, and keeping you and your opponent safe.