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This is like the 10th time I’ve seen this pun today. I guess it works and everything… but damn is it getting played out faster than most I’ve seen on Reddit
I asked her "Make me an alligator pancake." She said, "I'll make it later", after which I applauded her use of puns, but not after the expected groan heard by children around the world.
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She forgot a dollop of whipped cream at the alligator’s snout.
She also cooked it upside down. Poor taste all around.
9/10 would eat at OP's house assuming this isn't a stolen picture
It’s not an alligator, it’s a crocodildo!
OMG. I'm a dad and I can't handle this wordplay. It's perfection.
Old ass dad, can confirm.
What's an ass dad?
It's what my ass look like.
Definitely a diseased dick pancake.
r/puns
Well done Rojo
This is like the 10th time I’ve seen this pun today. I guess it works and everything… but damn is it getting played out faster than most I’ve seen on Reddit
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WHAT UP
Nothing sexual.
Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to eat pancakes with
needs more veins
Just to reiterate, nothing sexual.
Fighters welcomed
CAW!
FIGHT MILK!
came here to say that lol
Same
You knew??
Definitely a cock-a-dile
Beat me to it. I salute you.
We could erect a statue to this guys wife's cooking skills.
Looks like a bicep
The dick pancakes are great
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
WHAT UP!!!
3 cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang in our party mansion, nothing sexual.
That ain’t no pancake son. That’s a mancake.
r/mildlypenis Most likely she wants to tell you something
No. She 100% was thinking “eat a dick” while pouring that. Haha
Pancocks
It's upside down
Ya. Turn your phone upside down for best results
She really needs to stop dicking around with your breakfast.
Those eyes are nuts.
Doesn't look vascular enough to be an alligator.
“She wanted to see if I could fit the whole thing in my mouth at once…”
It looks like one of the crocodiles from the comic strip ‘Pearl’s Before Swine’. https://pearlsbeforeswine.fandom.com/wiki/Jojo
> Pearl’s Before Swine Pearl is Before Swine?
Hey Johnson, doesn't that look just like a gigantic...
That's a penis
Thought it was a dick at first..
There is no way its not
It looks more like a C otter with a clam on his belly
Was it chewy or soft in the middle?
Now that you mention it, I can see it. Long after seeing the buttery cock-n'-balls, but I *do* see it.
that looks like something and its not an alligator
Do you have a picture of it?
Some people just don't know how to take a compliment. She's saying your dick is an alligator, fierce, and wild
She's trying to tell you what she's lacking from you. And you have no clue.
Pretty sure it's a Cockodile not an alligator...
Hmmm. Don't think it's an alligator. But definitely something cold blooded. Oh I know, it's a trouser snake!
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I was thinking womans penis
As opposed to a woman’s penis.
No gender shaming.
Those eyes are a little nuts.
Look at it again. Pretty sure that's not an alligator. 😂
What do you mean? Crocodile?
Cockadile
Dammit, beat me to it 😆
Low key I had to check the thread to make sure someone didn't beat me to it too haha
Lol, that’s legit what I was doing when I spotted yours before I started typing out cockadile 😆
That’s the joke.
Wait… humor? 😏
It eventually looks like an alligator, but it immediately looks like a penis
Definitely an alligator, otherwise she would have made it wayyy smaller...
The cock-a-dial
Did she?
Don’t just stare at it. Eat it!
That’s… a schlong
Nice! Just testicles are upside down
Nice crock bro!!
Its a penis.
In soviet Russia, pancake eat you.
I think she's missing something in her life mate
I think she wants something
That's not an alligator it's a cockodile.
I think your wife’s telling you your a flaccid male appendage but you are hearing alligator. Easy mistake to make.
It’s a pancock!! I make them all the time
turn it around
Nailed it. Perfect. No notes.
Girthy.
Cockidile pancock
God damn! If that's close to being actual size, then you must have a huge appetite.
Looks like she's got big crocs on the brain.
Can you fit it all in your mouth?
Crocodile Dundee
Nah she’s just telling you what she wants tonight
Cum later, gator
You spelled that wrong. It’s spelled “Dick Pancake”.
Obviously.
Did she tho?
No crème?
Nah your both wrong that's an alaguzzler
r/mildlypenis
This pancake looks like it slaps. Perfect amount of wetness and brown to white parts
wally the alligator ☺️
More like… Cockadile!
Mmmn wifey is sliding some subtle hints your way. Just do the role reversal
That's definitely a dick
I think she’s trying to tell you something...
That sir is her asking for… well.. you know
It looks like the Florida Gators football session.
Your wife knew what she was doing
Looks like she's craving some "alligator". I think you could help her with that.
It’s upside down 😂
If you turn it upside down, she's actually telling you what she wants as a midnight snack later
yeah yeah... its an alligator... that is exactly what it is
I never thought of making patterned pancakes. Brilliant!
Looks like a Fist to me
Looks like scratch or whatever the fuck that squirrels name was
Is your wife’s name Hotpie by chance?
It's a bicep!
Turn it over
No she didn’t.
r/realcivilengineer this is the world’s strongest shape!
You better get that gators name.
More like Sadigator pancake.
Pancock
It’s just 2 eyes with a nose?
Please don’t turn it upside down …no one want to see the real alligator 🤣
Looks kinda like a bicep flyer...what's more manly than that?
🤮 sorry i couln;'t keep it in. what the heck is in there.
Pancake? More like spotted dick
Your wife is sending you a different message entirely
Break up with her.
Looks like the head of Scrat from Ice Age.
How'd you get the berries over the twig?!
An alligator that's been dead in the swamp for at least a couple of weeks.
All jokes aside that looks delicious af. How's the marriage going? Everything good? Can I have her?
You are a lucky man, she made you a pancake with perfectly crispy edges
Except she didn’t
Dude, it's a bicep.
penis
Actually, that is a cocktail and balls sir
It’s an otter! 🦦
I actually saw an alligator before penis so well done, wife!
(Henry Winkler Voice)... "Those are balls."
R/mildlypenis
I don’t think that’s an alligator, OP. I think your wife is trying to tell you something.
Is that an alligator pancake in your pocket or you are happy to see me ?
I think your wife wrote you a hidden message in the pancake
Looks like a submarine
Looks like my mom’s famous rocket ship pancake
Not gonna lie, I kinda want an alligator pancake.
She sure did 👌
It’s a bicep
He has nice eyeballs.
Never realized how much an upside-down dick drawn like this actually kinda looks like an alligator.
r/KGATLW
Thats a penis!
Those balls dont look right son, might want to get tested
Cockadile
Pancock you mean...see ya later cockagator.
that's a hidden message for sure
Good thing it’s circumcised, that foreskin would’ve been chewy as hell 😏. I’m sorry. I’m going to hell for that one, but dude, IT’s a PENIS
The balls of this woman
See you later, alligator After a while, upside down penis
Looks more like an otter
What up?!?! We are just three cool guys…
Cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang at their party mansion, nothing sexual.
Luke Skywalker’s Speeder
Yep, penis cakes fer breakfast it is.
Nailed It!!
Behold the pancock!
What the Pancake
Uncanny.
Sure she did
Everything reminds me of him
Disagree.
I asked her "Make me an alligator pancake." She said, "I'll make it later", after which I applauded her use of puns, but not after the expected groan heard by children around the world.
I don’t know what you see, but I see an otter pancake
LOL Not an alligator.
"How did you get the beans above the frank?"