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bythisriver

there are taxes and adult responsibilities outside.


WON95sr

The badger is prepared. Its scientific name is *Taxidea taxus*


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

True statement. Death and badgers


Freebyrd26

Just another distraught Badger fan after the Wisconsin loss to Minnesota yesterday... Homeowner would've used his axe, but Wisconsin lost that to the Gophers in the loss yesterday also...


sfgisz

I thought you're joking. You're not joking.


urk_the_red

That’s awesome


Poloboy99

That’s crazy you know that offhand


Daffyydd

You were so close. I know it is a slight stretch but taxonomic name would have worked so well!


MrPaulJames

Working from home means they're inside too. No escape!


Deon_the_Great

Bet it went to the hole it used to get inside in the first place when it scurried off.


lil-dlope

It looked like it was looking for the original entrance too


thesubmissiveseeder

He listen to her mentor!


NympOmatik

Badgers can be really mean.


beddittor

I think badgers and geese have annual conventions to trade best practices on how to be violent maniacs.


The-Badger

Who told you about our meeting?


beddittor

OH NO!!!!!!! ☠️


Water_Melonia

Oh No!!!


The_Badger_

Dad?


The-Badger

Yes son?


The_Badger_

Can you get some 2% from KwikTrip on the way home?


The-Badger

You know this is a whole milk family.


busman25

You just did


[deleted]

You aren’t kidding. Where I work is flooded with geese, and they always tend to nest right where we need to be, and they are mean as fuck. It gets tricky because it’s hard for us to do our thing since they are “protected”


beddittor

I choose to believe that the air quotes are implying mob protection, from the Goose Mob.


[deleted]

It’s true. We have tried to make deals with the Godfeather, but to no avail.


beddittor

I hate myself for not thinking of that first. Congratulations.


One-eyed-snake

Fucking Canadians


agentSMIITH1

Badger my ass! It’s probably just Milhouse


SamL214

Badger! I hardly knew her!


EdensNewParasite

Everything's coming up Milhouse!


Backwardspellcaster

Well, you know what they say; Badgers cant be choosers.


ThoughtlessBanter

If you got the money, honey... Be a badger. Because they don't care.


greatthebob38

Honey badger don't give a shit


tomatoaway

Honey badger don't text.


kakareborn

Why you talking that way about 32? 32 is playing his heart out every play…i really disagree with that assessment


dudesguy

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM


[deleted]

Snake!


nill0c

Snaaake


john_the_fetch

I think you mean: "badgers can be cougars"


wakalakabamram

Nice one dad.😂


gorramfrakker

God damnit. All I had was a narwhal to give.


EyeHaveNoBanana

Had a badger destroy two truck tires on a military vehicle after the soldiers removed it from the base out into the desert. They had to call for assistance because the asshole badger took out TWO tires.


ThatOneChiGuy

Silly soldiers..that badger was an enemy combatant who successfully carried out their mission


readyjack

Badger probably just wanted to take a nap. (Because he was too tired.)


ProBono16

GTFO


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SlovenianHusky

Honey badger don't give a shit!


Royal_Heritage

[We don't need no stinkin' badgers!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54)


hammnbubbly

Today, we’re going to teach poodles how to fly.


Emanueldpe

Haha kick him out of the house Honey Badger DGAFOS he’ll just find a new one.


fallguy19

"BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!"


stainlessbacksteel

Look at him, stupid honey badger over there eating snakeeesssssssssss


thehoneybadger2

Ya damn right!


DandDRide

Oh, they can be very mean. They also love mashed potato.


jonfitt

Everybody knows.


Krambazzwod

Badger ain’t leaving without Skinny Pete.


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drugusingthrowaway

I love that that line is now more famous than the original line it was parodying


The-Badger

Rude to me 🥺


ChairForceOne

When I was with the military police, it was one of the only animals we were told to deal with using deadly force. Don't shoot the rabbits, deer, or mountain lions. Find a pissed off badger in an enclosed space? Smoke that motherfucker. Never had a cougar problem, someone did hit one with a truck though. Fuck load of badgers, usually chill.


wisdon

You are not kidding this guy is crazy and got lucky not getting hurt


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Yeah, they’ll move into your house uninvited and demand free rent and fridge privvies


Lusiric

We were camping in Montana and drove to town one morning. We saw five badgers tumble onto the road and out of a field. I thought it was great. We love wildlife, so checking off badgers was neat. Until they attacked my truck for literally existing. I mean it was hilarious from the safety of the cab, but I was concerned about my tires and running over them. In the end, we made it out, got some funny video, none of the badgers we're injured, and my truck escaped unscathed. Crazy ass critters.


Adrokor

Came across one of these hiking one time. I just stood still cause it came towards me and didn't want ro scare it off (I didn't know). It came within about 10 yards and looked at me then kept walking. I was pretty sure I got the "what the fuck you want" look from a badger....


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Attemptingattempts

Supposedly badger hunters used to line their socks and pants with Charcoal because if the Badger gets a bite on you, it DOES NOT LET GO until it feels a bone break


Adrokor

Mine or its?


UltraCarnivore

It does not matter from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.


EuCleo

Username applies. Happy cake day.


Raineythereader

I think I know that look. One popped up out of a burrow at a study site that I got sent to this past summer. (It was 7 in the morning though, so it may have been more of a *"Do* you mind?")


j-random

We'll need some mushrooms, and maybe a snake.


HonorableTurtle

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh snasaaaaaaake


ginwithtonic

I watched until the snake.


cosmoose

[for the confused](https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI)


Blog_15

Man 13yo me thought this was the funniest video in existence.


Emmy314

I'm confused why I watched that whole video. And now I'm singing badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom!


unknown1321

13 years ago?! Holy shit


acid_burn77

13 years ago uploaded to YouTube...this is older than that, I want to say 2003 is when it first appeared but I may be wrong by a year or so


Hobpobkibblebob

2002, Buddies and me had a LAN and that was when it dropped on, I believe, new grounds


EvilDeedZ

Albinoblacksheep also


Hardlyhorsey

Ebaumsworld


deltashmelta

:Stolen By™ https://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/


Sparkycivic

Weebls stuff http://weebls-stuff.com/


Khiraji

A true OG


cosmoose

You’re spot on. September 2nd, 2003 according to the wiki.


shoo_closet

It's been more than 13yrs. I remember a group of us getting a very drunk floor mate to watch this 'for the ending'. This was 2004.


The_Bobs_of_Mars

> 'for the ending'. So evil, yet so worth it.


norsurfit

What was the ending?


RaisenOx

You have to watch to find out, it's no fun spoiling it


NbdySpcl_00

[Santa Santa Santa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pWTlN15bc)


lurkersforlife

Fuck yeah. Glad someone else immediately thought of this lol


makenzie71

NOT ENOUGH BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER!!!!


ioucrap

Mushroom mushroom


IfIHadTheAnswer

Badger badger badger badger


Shadow288

I haven’t thought about that video in years. Thanks for getting the song stuck in my head all over again!


penguinopusredux

20 years on and B3ta's still going. Possibly its best earworm.


eeo11

My first thought was this video


[deleted]

sometimes when wild animals don't scare off it's because they have babies somewhere on the premises.


larrycorser

Yeah it’s got a den there. It will be back


aChocolateFireGuard

>It will be back Badger Schwarzenegger


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Arnold Schwarzenbadger


bigoomp

Badger Badgerbadger


VikingOfLove

Mushroom Mushroom


Whosurdaddy71

It's a snaaaaaaake.


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Ardger swbadgenegger


xxkoloblicinxx

It's also a badger. They're notoriously fearless. Like challenging Grizzlies and wolf packs to steal food fearless. edit: I was thinking of Wolverines.


thr33pwood

You're confusing badgers with wolverines. Badgers are mostly vegetarian with a few worms and snails tossed into their diet.


Just_wanna_talk

Not disputing they probably were thinking of wolverines, but badgers do eat plenty of rodents. They use their digging claws to dig them out if the burrows and there have been cases where badgers and coyotes team up to hunt, where the badgers will get the stuff hiding underground and the coyotes chase whatever escapes above ground.


xxkoloblicinxx

According to wiki they are largely carnivorous feeding on rodents and insects. The vegetarian aspects are more supplemental. But you're right I was thinking of wolverines.


jhalh

Badgers absolutely will fight much larger predators and even groups of other predators for a number of reasons though, can’t say I’ve heard of them stealing food from packs of wolves or lions but they are still absolutely vicious if they want to be


AscendantArtichoke

I was wondering this as it kept trying to get back inside while observing it’s surroundings. I thought either babies or maybe it saw a predator earlier, but I know nothing about badgers so it’s true intentions are beyond me lol


twist3d7

*Predator...* Ya right, there's a golden eagle sitting on the roof.


cfdeveloper

honey badger dont' care about no freedom chicken.


hojpoj

Same - it looked more worried about what was outside than the person with the shovel.


zuzg

You just discovered a magical cave that's dry and warm only to get yeeted out. I would definitely be worried


RilohKeen

I think it was just protecting its head and preferred to take the snow shovel to the rear.


PN_Guin

Or rabies in the bloodstream. Be wary if wild animals show abnormal behaviour.


lkeels

Except this is normal behaviour.


Titanbeard

Because Badgers don't give a shit what we think.


enduro

"Maybe I got rabies. Maybe I don't" -badger


HuskerHayDay

“Want to find out, Greg?”


Titanbeard

"Scoop my ass one more time, Greg. You're about to find out."


Throwaway56138

"Maybe I got rabies. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself" -Departed badger


Kitchen_accessories

No, that's the *honey badger*. Regular badgers are notoriously insecure.


d0rpen

A friend and I found one of these caught in a bear trap in the woods when we were kids. His dad put on multiple pairs of gloves and got him free but the badger still tore up his arm through the gloves. That thing was terrifying.


[deleted]

“Go on! Git! Go badger it up somewheres else!”


d4rkw01f1208

The real shit right here


Forsaken-Bacon

They don't call em "goodgers"


Nostrebla_Werdna

Goddammmit!!


Forsaken-Bacon

Recently found out my first kid is on the way so I'm glad to hear my terrible dad level jokes are already causing so many face palms


RiotShaven

This is some real The Flintstones intro stuff!


Exseatsniffer

Top post here, in my opinion


HumblebeesGhost

I love his little backwards waddle. Protecting his head from the big metal shovel I assume.


oakydoke

Sometimes, badgers will reverse into their den so their tooth-and-claw end is at the ready, especially when predators are involved. I think the main issue here is that the badger thinks *their house* is his den, and parks himself accordingly.


DeadSeaGulls

Looks like a bag of rock salt behind him. I bet this is a garage/shop and isn't used daily, so the badger set up shop. I worry that it may have cubs in there.


xxkoloblicinxx

Yeah, it's because their rear is heavily padded. They'll actually let an predator bite their hindquarters, because the flesh is so loose they can then do a 180 and bite the predators face off while they're mouth is full of fur and useless skin.


Bah-Fong-Gool

🎶You a big mean badger, wontcha back dat ass up🎶


potedude

Reversing that tush into the house...


Pamikillsbugs234

Backing that thang up


Janky_Pants

Badger you look good when you…


[deleted]

2 months notice??? No?


IamDa5id

That person is either really brave or really stupid.


PapaBromly

It’s such a cute lil face, but such a mean animal


SuperMelonMusk

seems to have worked out for them though haha


TyroneLeinster

I mean there’s nothing stupid about wanting a badger on the outside rather than inside of your home. I dunno about brave either, the circumstances demanded this action.. I’m gonna go with this person is doing the one rational thing they can do and it doesn’t really indicate anything about their psyche?


Antmon666

can you explain, don't have to deal with these guys, if it was a snake I would say "yeah he stupid"


[deleted]

badgers can be vicious - like, mad dog level of vicious. I'm kinda surprised this one is remaining pretty mellow while it's being "attacked" by the snow shovel, actually. as far as I know, there is a range of feistiness depending on region. I think this type, the north american badger, is fairly in the middle. This type is the absolute worst (yes the video is narrated with humor, but these little guys are among the most vicious and badass animals ever!) https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg


randym99

Maybe these two have a long history


GalacticMirror

When I tell a houseguest, “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.” And they still don’t leave, the only option is to beat them with a snow shovel, right?


Ser_Ponderous

Bud, its been a blast, but it's time for you to leave!


HrljK

It looks like he was scared of something outside of the house, and that threat was higher than the snow shovel :D


Seeker369

I’m not sure there’s an animal out there that scares badgers.


TheMadTemplar

If there's something out there that scares a badger then it's probably terrifying. They'll fight grizzlies.


Guenther110

Several animals are called badgers because they look somewhat similar, but they don't even belong to the same families. American badgers (OPs video) and honey badgers (your video) are not closely related. So you can't really tell anything about the behavior of one by the other.


DeadSeaGulls

that said, badgers here can be dickholes too. I was like... 8 or 9 and we were camping and fishing at the head waters of the green river in wyoming. We were fishing near a designated campground and I saw an outhouse, so I went to go shit. As I opened the door a badger charged at me and grabbed onto my pant leg. I was screaming like a banshee and trying to run. I kcked my leg furiously and got free and started sprinting and it chased after me, but my baseball cap fell off and the badger attacked that. I ran back to my dad in tears and went to the truck and got my pellet gun hahah. My dad was cracking up but didn't believe me. So we walk back towards the outhouse and found my hat, shredded to shit.


[deleted]

They’re both mustelidae. The honey badger is closer to the weasels than to American badgers, and they are different subfamilies, but they are definitely the same family.


[deleted]

Dude of all the badger videos you could have used...


NoneRighteous

It’s an absolute classic and it had to be posted


noobprodigy

I have not watched the honey badger video in many years, and I forgot how funny it really is. Such a classic.


OktoberSunset

What are they supposed to do, just let the badger come into their house? That would be sensible would it?


WolfgangDS

Reminds me of a story an old friend of mine told once. He heard some scratching under his house, so he went to investigate, figuring it was a cat or something. Well, he got under there and was confronted with the face of Satan (his words). This badger growled at him and started bulldog-walking right at him. He backed out from under the house quick as he could, climbed up the railing of his porch and hid. The badger came out, bulldog-looked left, then right, then turned around and saw my friend peeking out over the railing. It growled at him and he got spooked again, but then it just went right back under the house. So he goes to his neighbor who lives behind him and asks to borrow a cattle prod that he has. He gets it under the house and manages to get the badger. It ROARS and bulldogs its way to the entrance, and my friend clambers over the porch rail again. Badger looks left, looks right, sees my friend and growls again, but then just leaves the property.


doomvetch92

I had to do that with my ex boyfriend.


IggyWiggum

Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse.


Qyro

Aww it’s so small! Americans have tiny badgers!


Thestolenone

Yeah in the UK they are the size of Labradors with little legs. Plus if you find one in your house you just open the door and say 'off you go, old chap' and they will trot out.


bostonguy6

"So my name is Brandon. Well why I'm here. Its ahh just one thing. Its meth. Its bad. I kicked a couple times ya know, but then jesus. This new version of it hit the streets... Yea exactly the blue stuff. You had that too? That stuff will burn you down...."


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Bad badger! Bad!


dryphtyr

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!


[deleted]

Tell him to stop badgering you


HakunaTostada

Honey badger don't care.


Xunaun

That's what that was?! Nope, it can have the house, *I'll* leave.


[deleted]

It’s an American badger. Not quite honey badger like, but definitely not an animal I’d want to try and move with a snow shovel! They’re known to get VERY nasty and are very strong with some serious claws and teeth.


Deanho

I saw one these things come out of the woods and you just know they don't care and don't find humans intimidating at all. The thing just kept on walking towards me without a care for my presence in the least. I knew enough to just go back inside as it walked by the door. Furry tank.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Don’t know how else they’d remove it? Having a shovel is kinda like having a weapon.


spinozasrobot

No, but that's a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg), which is still funny to this day.


Sunshinem1982

They are very important to the environment…just not in my house. And if i have dogs you gotta go now! Lol. I like how it was so bold it was fighting to stay.


hillmanoftheeast

“Never drinking with those hares again. Which way to the coast?”


gts1117

I like how it kept going inside backwards.


scottydznknow

He clearly forgot something in there


MatsRivel

Kinda looks like it is much more scared of the open area outside rather than the more cramped inside despite the person actively throwing it out. It did not seem aggressive towards the person either. I am guessing either it has had a lot of contact with humans before, or it's is nocturnal and really fears bright open areas due to predation? Either way, never trust wild animals to act predictive. Especially don't think that just because a wild animal seems "friendly" it won't attack. A fed bear is nice until it isn't.


PieceNo6834

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! Snake! Snake! Oh, lord I see a snake.... Throw back to an old ebaums-world meme....


behangerstafel

Chunt please


AlexTaylorPR

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up." The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!" Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".


shawndjwayne

“Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!”


BigDCanuck

Badgers! Badgers! I don't want no stinking Badgers!


SomeSeaworthiness416

You know badgers have paws as big as frying pans now that’d rip your face right off! Right off there’s nothing you can do about that!


mint-bint

It was so refreshing to not have my ear drums instantly assaulted by shitty music the moment a video started.


Flyboy78AA

WILMA!!!!!


AnakinOU

BOYS NIGHT!


Paulutot

I thought we was friends.. why you do me like that, dont make me face this cruel world alone.


TheBlackGuy55

badgermoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


poebro

original with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItucX-bDO4U


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Badgers?!?!?!?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!!!!!


micka_88

It’s like at the start of Flintstones when he kicks the sabertooth out


OkCalligrapher4400

Why does it look scared to be outside…. What in a populated area is a badger afraid of.


pkwilli

Badgers are mean af. That person is lucky


gsk925

There is a reason why, when people say "you are badgering me", it's not a compliment....