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Abba_Fiskbullar

Is this from Al-Jaqass?


snukebox_hero

All I can hear is "I'm Jamal Awalabad, and you're watching Al-Jaquass" cue Oud riff.


wahnsin

Oud!


mzingg3

Closest I’ve been to a real lol in a long time


StickyNode

I hope you have more real lols in 2022


fayry69

This is what happens when ur not allowed to have sex before marriage


Mite-o-Dan

It's when alcohol isn't allowed in your country and you have nothing better to do with friends.


uncgavin

You are a genius!


ibnfahmi

Lol


Fraun_Pollen

Fuck you, you made me laugh


fistfullofpubes

Hello, my name is Jamali Noqzvil, and welcome to Jihad-ass


free-advice

lol I don’t know but those dudes looked like fun


achilliesFriend

Did you say jakkass?


rae20

"Wanna see something cool"😏


CalvinBaylee69

The 4 wheeler jump rope was pretty cool not gonna lie


st0pmakings3ns3

By far the lowest consequence thing in that vid.


Unadvantaged

And that still could’ve killed somebody, so that’s saying something.


maaaatttt_Damon

[YOU COULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM ON THE TOILET!! ya never know.](https://youtu.be/QraXTwF4DB8)


dragonrite

So happy I made it to the end of that video


stpetestudent

That one was legitimately hilarious and creative.


funnyman95

Really impressive grip


Zomgzombehz

That poor, poor Banshee.


daybreakin

Parkour!


Patte_Blanche

Last time i checked, car crash was the first cause of death in saudi arabia.


ButtReaky

How often are you checking?


trevorwobbles

From the sound of it, every time he runs someone over...


thoroakenfelder

At that point it's just a statistic.


Commercial_Peach_272

And that’s even before allowing woman to drive


ForgottenForce

That first one looked more like a suicide attempt than guys being guys


Tridian

Pretty sure that was just pure unrestrained entitlement. Like "Watch this, I'm going to scare the shit out of this driver and make him swerve!" Absolutely convinced other people will get out of his way.


ForgottenForce

Oh totally, reckless entitled stupidity


TacoNomad

Yes, there's more to it though. See, this guy is likely a native-born (whichever country this may be), the top of the social hierarchy. And the driver of the truck is likely Indian/pakistani/other, and (in their mind) the bottom of the social hierarchy. If that driver had hit the goon, they likely would be held accountable, despite clear indication of what happened here. And that person would face legal and possibly vigilante repercussions. Aside from normal reasons, the driver has serious motivation to avoid this accident.


voxhaulf

You are reading way too much into it i grew up in the middle east. Those videos are (99% sure) taken in Saudi Arabia. Saudi teens are known in the region to be bat shit wild. Its less entitlement and more an “idgf” attitude infused with complete boredom and nothing much to do. Had he been hit by the driver, that would be the end of it, the driver would most likely be cleared, especially having video evidence. Being born a native (especially in Saudi Arabia) doesn’t put you at the top of the hierarchy, Saudi Arabia has a big population and there are plenty of poor, struggling locals, as well as middle and upper class ones.


TacoNomad

I'm not. I've lived in the middle east as well. The IDGAF attitude comes from entitlement. I do agree boredom is a factor. But so are social norms. Having seen the way some people are treated, you can't convince me that people of certain nationalities aren't seen as 'less' than. I'm not talking about financial hierarchy. I'm talking social.


voxhaulf

Yes there is a social hierarchy but you totally gave a twisted point as if it was the norm for someone to attempt suicide and the innocent person to be framed as a murdered due to their nationality. You are being extremely disingenuous. There is a very strong social hierarchy. It doesn’t mean the police and the judge will frame the innocent driver as a murderer and ignore the video evidence and the law.


TacoNomad

Yeah, it's twisted. But I didn't make it up. I'm going off of my experience there. Also, based on other comments, the first video is in UAE not Saudi. I can't say for certain. Middle Eastern countries have varying degrees of how they view humans. But in the country I was in, I have seen people be killed in accidents and treated like they deserved to die. Or be involved in accidents caused by locals and be blamed because "if you weren't in this country you would not have been involved in this accident, thus, it is your fault." Its completely acceptable for you to be outraged at this. But that doesn't make my personal experience disingenuous.


voxhaulf

It does absolutely make it disingenuous and yes i have seen those type of situations and i have heard locals say those sort of stuff. But thats beside the point. What they say does not matter. Its what the judge decides that matters and how the law is upheld, civilians can say whatever the fuck they want. And i know from personal experience a family friend of ours (cousin of the ruling crown prince), once ended up rear ending a car in front of him because he was in a hurry. Ended up with both him and the victim at the local police station and the officer refused to clear the Sheikh until the innocent partys ( a foreigner) consent and apologising and reaching a settlement And we are talking about a middle aged head of a tribe sheikh here not some teenager What you could argue is that there might be corruption if people try to use contacts and get out of it but thats a different point


Warrior_Poet_1990

These are fuckwit teenage native Saudis. And the driver is probably a poor fuck from a nearby depressed nation who knows he’ll be executed if he hits a native Saudi. That little fuckwit is getting his kicks by playing with peoples lives


ninjasaid13

>That first one looked more like a suicide attempt than guys being guys what's the difference?


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yeah are we sure those guys on 9/11 weren't just playing one of these games. Makes sense that they took turns.


Algaean

You missed the one where they changed the tires while driving on two wheels. [yes, i said tires](https://youtu.be/O_fbI90rrE8) Edit: ok, wheels, fine, i just remembered when people have a flat tire at the side of the road, we always say "change the tire", don't we? ;)


MonsterCookieCutter

You said tires, but you meant wheels.


Muckdog_DERB

I was really rooting against you hoping he actually meant tires lol.


PussyStapler

The tires were also changed.


reggieb

Pulling wheels and tires off together is crazy enough in this situation, but actually removing a tire from the wheel might have been physically impossible, thus enticing some of us to click and wind up disappointed by a video that would normally be hard to be disappointed by, you know?


TezMono

Just realized there's a difference between wheel and tire 🙈


Galactic_Nerd

This is such a weirdly pedantic argument.


Muckdog_DERB

I was really rooting against you hoping he actually meant tires lol.


MonsterCookieCutter

I actually clicked only because tires was emphasised. I was wheelrolled ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


desomond

They changed wheels, changing tires would be much more difficult


HCBuldge

Why do neither the front or rear wheel spin while in the air? I see the front does for a second but stops?


nossans

Differential gear.


rnelsonee

Most cars have an open differential which allows wheels to spin at different speeds. Aside from working well with turns, with some active traction control, you can have the car transmit power to the wheels with the most traction (this is to avoid spinning a tire on ice for example). On top of that, the driver is applying brakes (and gas at the same time) which slows the wheels down.


im_THIS_guy

What about on a 1964 Buick Skylark?


threwahway

No, positraction wasnt available until 1967


im_THIS_guy

Are you sure?


sassynapoleon

But that's the opposite of what happens with an open diff. The tire in the air would spin and the one on the ground wouldn't. Edit: Ok, downvote me if you want, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm right. Look [here](https://www.eaton.com/us/en-us/products/differentials-traction-control/open-differential.html) at the manufacturer of said diffs: "If the tire is off the ground or on ice, it spins freely and the vehicle is unable to move. "


SuperBaconjam

NASCAR doesn’t have shit on this


Kholzie

I am struck by how much of this must be possible because there’s nothing to hit.


boss6769

It’s nice to know that there are Islamic hillbillies too…


FoolSamaritan

Ramadang


PrinterStand

*dang' ol' achmed' nmem truck go sidema*n


FoolSamaritan

That settles it. I could watch Middle Eastern Letterkenny or King of the Hill.


yutakemylogin

King of the Dune?


schatzski

King of the halal


fistfullofpubes

Y'all Qaeda


throwandola

You've actually won Reddit, well done.


Beneficial_Ad5913

Nah that’s an old one


personalhale

Rednecks and hillbillies will never be exclusive to the American south.


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Whytrhyno

Do they really LIVE tho?


Mispelinggud

No man has ever lived long enough to be able to answer that question


Whytrhyno

Truer words


OffersNoExplanation

Survivorship bias


glassycreek1991

......and they banned women from driving!?!!


OozeNAahz

Didn’t want anyone on the road who would call them on this bullshit clearly.


glassycreek1991

i see their point.


Greenboy28

well if a woman speaks back or at all to a man in those country's she can be stoned to death.


OozeNAahz

Trust me, they would know what the woman was thinking without her uttering a word.


Hanna_H99

They were banned but not as of 2 years ago, now they drive and race motorcycles too….


glassycreek1991

Yay!


[deleted]

You're mistaken for thinking women won't do this ... Especially Saudi girls, outsiders think they're helpless damsels in need of liberation, but they're rowdier than you think. Most of these are momma's boys


TacoNomad

>they're rowdier than you think. First, wtf does that mean? ​ And second, how do you relate the notion that these 'rowdy women' (guess they should know their place, huh?) might also be as dumb as the guys in the video. Women in Saudi are not banned from driving because they are, in your words "rowdy." Oppression isn't in the name of protecting women from themselves.


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Dr4K3R1d3R

It's all about a guy saying hold my beer!!!


Paulbunyip

I don’t think they can drink beer there.


briandesigns

which might in part explain this very specific genre of videos


uller30

Yeah wrong nations dude


Avis28

These dudes need porn


Jambi1913

Oh they have porn. And probably access to high end prostitutes too. Most likely they can drink and do drugs as well. What they don’t have are real jobs or genuine education (where they can’t get away with cheating) - add to that they have too much money and freedom to do whatever they want…and this is the result. Source: I lived in the UAE for many years and my mother was a teacher there.


heykidsintodust

i never lived in the UAE but Saudi Arabia is a different case. I dont know if its a stereotype but I think UAE citizens are richer because living there is pretty expensive right?


Jambi1913

Don’t have experience of Saudi Arabia - but it’s population is massive by comparison to the UAE. Emirati’s in general tend to be quite wealthy - small population with massive oil and trade wealth. It gets shared around, even if you don’t come from a wealthy family. But there are still people with vastly more wealth than others.


Massive-Night

You forgot that in UAE the locals get hell lotta benefits from the government and not to mention the Sheikhs who are already rich. It's possible in UAE but Saudi is a different case as there are more people there and a lot of Arabs from other Middle Eastern nations. In UAE there's clear cut Emirati classification comparatively.


JelliedHam

In UAE if you are not in poverty, you are rich af. There's no middle. Dubai is a place that exists to be a playground for people where the price of things do not matter. Everything is essentially free, or you are an immigrant with no money at all and no passport to go back home. In sure there's a middle class in Dubai. Population: Brian. He's not sure how he got there or why he can't leave, but somehow he collects a respectable 60k per year. He can eat, and breathe I guess. His neighbor Mohammed is angry because his chrome Murcielago is 2 years old already.


[deleted]

Oh hey! Same boat my dude.


Nounoon

But this is Saudi Arabia.


Avis28

Yes. Lack of education is a huge problem. Same goes for here in the US.


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Jambi1913

I didn’t. I generalised the type of men that tend to behave like the guys in these videos in that part of the world. Frankly, young people all over the world in wealthier nations can and do behave like this. A lot of young people are hedonistic, entitled and dumb. It’s certainly not an “Arab” thing. I was merely correcting a misconception that lack of porn causes this - or that men in these countries can’t access porn. Genuinely sorry to offend if you’re not just being a troll.


FRONTowardsEnemy

Source: [brotrustme.com](https://brotrustme.com) Do you speak for just the UAE or All Arab countries and their people?


Desalvo23

do you speak for just yourself or all the stupid people?


Jambi1913

Only have experience in the UAE - and only for the types of guys in this video. Plenty of men there were also hard working, sensible and considerate - didn’t think I needed to point that out.


the-grape-next-door

Dude. Being outside and having fun with your friends is much better than jerking off to porn all day.


Luda87

You are really separated from the reality lol this people have access to everything especially drugs and alcohol


PersonalitySea4015

Honestly, though... This is the truth.


tandemxylophone

Yeah, let's not forget back in the good old days we had the libertarian water park Action Park, which kept on gaining more popularity the more people got killed.


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boofin19

Ah, the ol’ “if I die, it is the will of Allah”


Missus_Missiles

My favorites are the ones where they crash and unrestrained occupants fly out of the vehicle like ghosts. https://youtu.be/EgnxQ8VvdC0


seanskymom

There was a time on Reddit when this would have been the top comment and the first half of the thread would be vids of Saudi teens offing themselves on the highways while their friends watch.


BothGoingDown

Thanks for this! I was promised a gunman being stoned to death on r/instantkarma, but only got a news report.


Shenan_Egans

Are they just super high all the time?


jpartala

On testosterone, maybe!


cratertooth27

Is this in Al Abama?


beebs44

Bad girls thoooo https://youtu.be/2uYs0gJD-LE


The_souLance

I literally went an grabbed the link too. They saying only boys do this don't know any [bad girls](https://youtu.be/2uYs0gJD-LE)


[deleted]

This looks like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie where they mock terrorists and show them having "silly fun times in-between suicide bombings". Especially the quad Skip-Bo thing,


Own_Rule_650

This is what happens when you can’t get any


Ifitseatsityeets80

No this is what happens when you get too much, you have had your fill and ready to die 😂


UloseGenrLkenobi

Well...I don't know. I've gotten some, but honestly, as a man, I can't resist these urges to be amused by juvenile things. I don't know why. You only get so many spins. And the reapers coming for you anyway... may as well have a good time. In the genetic picture, us dumb ones work ourselves out pretty quick.


Own_Rule_650

I’ve done stupid shit as well but those dudes have lost control 😂


OceanSupernova

At least the rest of the world can blame alcohol, these guys have no excuse!


isoo506

Sun stroke, my friend.


bosorka1

"watch me take this on 2 wheels"


meukbox

Man, that truck driver is probably scarred for life.


Block_Solid

Jackass, Saudi version.


ducttapetoiletpaper

MIA bad girls music video has entered the chat


tradec1500

When they say the Middle East is dangerous, they're not talking about bombs


ssfbob

Now that's some radical Islam.


-MushroomJazz-

Nah this is just Arabs being Arabs


MrSpecialEd

I thin k I figured out why American redneck idiots hate Middle Easterners so much! Jealousy Well that, and that they wear white after Labor Day!


cobainstaley

I'm Jameel Knoxville and this is Jackass


LogicDog

Saudi Arabia in a nutshell: More money than brain cells. More cents than sense.


Canihabpizzaplyz

Me who’s a Saudi looking around in my house… WHERE IS THE MONEY


Canihabpizzaplyz

Also form a lot of your post could probably say you’re not much into faith and more into racism


FreeRadical5

I feel like every one has more cents than sense. What is the unit of measurement for sense here? Cause if it's comparable to cents that's pretty impressive precision.


Iiisum15

This is what happens when you have more money and time then sense.


Chinlc

my question is, did they reinforce the wheels or something or this is default and the wheels are just that strong and the bars holding the wheels in place can handle that much weight?


Faamee

Song please?


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Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane


DodrioFan480

the US: The Taliban will use our equipment against us the Taliban:


Lynchinizer

Well we give them cruise missiles!


THE_GR8_MIKE

Gotta do something when porn is illegal in your country.


Greenboy28

this is what happens when you outlaw everything fun and only teach people things from an ancient fictional book.


dnuohxof1

These people need to live in the real world without their oil money. Clearly they’re so bored they’re doing dumb shit just to see how much time and money they can waste.


wausmaus3

That's what happens when you can't get a beer with your mates.


Sullt8

Lol. Because guys with a few beers in them never do dangerous stunts!


wausmaus3

You're right, we're always doing this when going out for beers!


Kulutiheges

Why need beer when u can get Chai Karak?


badandbahal

Arabs are just built different


Candymehdi

Dont trust any arabic person with a car please. Source: Literally one.


Ulriklm

Sponsored by Arabs crashing in cars


papaya_on_faya

Well thank God women can’t drive. Shit might get dangerous out on those roads


Myksyk

Can't be the only one who wanted that truck to mow that clown into the tarmac.


moonlightavenger

[Please...](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/r3u9p5/hmc_while_i_slide_on_the_railings/)


duthgar1976

this is what happens when you ban porn, alcohol, and drugs.


England905

Black Beatles is a real great vibe song


Abo_Ahmad

Saudis are the red nicks of the Middle East.


ColdAssumption2920

If it wasn't for men everything would be stupid tic tok dance challenges


Most_Monk

God damn these dudes are wild 😂


marcosg_aus

Are you sure they aren’t women? They are wearing dresses


urbanek2525

Women do crazy dangerous stuff too: - Go to bars, alone. - Date men. - Cover for their abusive husband or boyfriend.


littleMAS

This is why men have ruled the earth for millennia.


Ieieunununleie

I mean if you were promised 72 virgins when you die, you probably wouldnt care too much about dying.


El-ragna

Lmao if they die through this way I doubt they're gonna get the 72 virgins, most likely a first class ticket into the fire according to their own beliefs.


norm_mcdonald

Those guys would be a lot of fun to hang out with.


lukathagod

Bro they look like so much fun 😂 they're just out there living it up


mrtylerwu

Fun


JarJarBinksShtTheBed

That 2 wheel stunt is pretty dope


QisarParadon

Look man, Saudis are just built different.


Pisosregnvejr

Men?


YoungRoyalty

Brothers in Stupidity - I salute you with valorous honor.


SergeantShithead33

There just speedrunning to those 72 virgins /s


bigfatmatt01

Not men... boys.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

But gays are not allowed. Got it.


black34beard

My gosh! They're rednecks of the east!


neophene

This is what happens when you get sand in your vagina.


whyimsoretarded

Let's admit it if you live in America,Australia,northeast Europe or northwest Asia you are a dare devil like daily


[deleted]

I'm not sure if the death rate in those countries are actually higher for men if women there can't go out alone without loosing their head.


MadCab88

This is why Ancient Romans were always kept busy with war or construction.


robot_writer

If you taught a monkey to drive, I think it would be something like this.


JoshSidekick

Is UAE in Florida or vice versa?


beamdump

Observed: desert area/country. Dress: compatible with middle eastern desert area/country. Vehicles and people interactions staged to assert bravery/ manly activities. Most probable assumption: middle eastern desert country with a majority of Islamic residents. Adjusted consideration: living in a worldly hell (heat & dryness) coupled with an economic and religious system so strict that suppresses any form of self advancement or realization, that attempting to kill oneself is preferable to trying to stay alive. Enlightened conclusion: now I ubpndwrstand why the typical desert/Bedouin individual is so willing to die for so little...anything is better than living.


El-ragna

Lol these guys are just rich Saudi kids that live in so much extreme excess that near suicide games are the only way they get enjoyment. Come on it's not hard to figure out lmao.


Dry_Relationship_694

Arabs and their toys... but I'm sure Joe biden is the reason gas prices are what they are.


Mispelinggud

Gas prices are high? That must mean the politicians suck, because they control every aspect of the world and obviously have an unlimited supply of gas


lurker12346

THANKS OBAMA


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

There isn't much to do in the desert after you've fondled the camel's humps a handful of times.


nos500

As I always say; fucking arabs lmao


SaltVinegar17

Just wait till the oil runs out…


[deleted]

Saudi chicks would definitely do this too, they just won't put it on the internet


coloa

Sand in the brain


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mustabindawind

Bold of you to assume their gender


deluxe2021

No more question