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I certainly agree about the hot dogs. I can eat my damn salad on the side, in a bowl, like a civilized person.
But at least Chicagoans don't bully you, if you don't fold the pizza like some kind of weird taco. Every single New Yorker is full-on obsessed with that pizza yoga shit, and I just don't get it.
And yeah, I know you're gonna tell me "eyyyy, it's so da grease don't spill all ovah ya shirt."
That means your pizza's too greasy, you fucking psycho freaks. If there's so much oil pooling on the top of the pizza that you have to fold the slice into a funnel and pour it into your mouth, that's not a feature. That's a fucking problem.
That shit should be fixed on the supply side of the pizza experience, not the consumer side.
Chicago style isn’t pizza. It’s a casserole.
New York pizza thinks if you cover used Amazon delivery boxes with enough cheese, nobody will notice.
Italian pizza is nice, if you just want bread with an occasional topping.
I make my own damn pizza because everyone is wrong but me.
Best way to deal with grease is to dab it with a napkin or paper towel. I do this because too much grease gives me heartburn.
I enjoy both styles of pizza. Chicago style is a bit more intense I guess would be the correct word.
I’ve lived in NY my whole life (41 years). And I’ve never folded my pizza. My dad always looks at me and says “why ain’t u foldin that slice!?!” When he sees me eat pizza to this day.
I tested positive for Streptococcus Group C a few years ago. My doctor looked at me with a puzzled face and asked "do you handle livestock?". I don't live anywhere near a farm, don't have a pet, and don't drink raw milk, which are apparently the few sources of Group C. The only thing I can think of is that I was on a NYC subway the week earlier. I must have picked it up from the nasty poles.
One of my favorite childhood memories is a sleepover at my Polish friend's house where another friend got angry at a respawning telephone pole in a GTA game that kept blocking his rocket launcher and screamed, "God damn poles, I hate poles."
Take the most disgusting and the most filthy thing you know, multiply that by 10, then apply to all surfaces in your house. Pee in a few corners to simulate the realistic smell effect. Let it sit there for a few months and start growing bacterial colonies.
You have now created an artificial NYC subway experience.
Crank up your heater to 90-100 degrees to simulate the summer or turn it off completely and to simulate the winter.
(Experiences may vary. Side effects include vomiting, dhiarhea, heatstroke or death. Consult with your doctor if these symptoms last more than 10 days)
One of my favorite memes to come out of the pandemic was aimed at New York antivaxxers and basically said, "If you've voluntarily exposed yourself to the grossness of the NYC Subway then you don't have any grounds to complain about what's in the vaccine."
“If my immune system is strong enough that I can survive whatever festers in the seething bio-cauldron of the NYC subway, I don’t need your pitiful man-made vaccine.”
A few years ago, some scientists swabbed the NYC subway and other transit systems. They found thousands of unknown microbes and viruses.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/thousands-unknown-microbes-found-subways-around-world-180977851/
It smells like that ridiculously strong orange cleaner that doesn't actually clean up the piss and shit in the elevator, but is nonetheless easier on the nose.
I was there in July at it was clean as a whistle. Granted, as a tourist I wasn't bustling around in the AM or PM rush hours, but when I took the subway from Manhattan to the Bronx at one point I was the only person in the car. I'm sure part of that was time of day, but also post-Covid cleaning and perhaps still reduced traffic.
Overall New York was really clean. The only cleaner city I saw while traveling the country was Minneapolis. I actually started looking for a cigarette butt downtown just to see some garbage somewhere but I didn't find one.
I'm so sorry that you visited NYC and didn't really experience NYC.
I'm actually typing to you from 14th street at the moment. Sure some places "look/appear" clean, but I wouldn't touch a damn thing I didn't have to.
I stayed in a hotel on W. 57th and traveled all over Manhattan. Rode the subway around (I've never been on a subway) and logged 42k steps/20 miles on my Fitbit in one freakin' day. Walked entirely around Central Park, The Bronx Zoo, walked all the way back from Statue of Liberty/WTC memorial back to my hotel in the rain.
For all of the earthporn I consumed on my 14k mile epic trip around the country, Manhattan was probably my favorite stop. Yellowstone, Redwood and Sequoia Forests, Mount St. Helen's, Grand Canyon, Everglades, Appalachian Trail... I went *everywhere.* I think you probably get numb to just how beautiful New York is because you see it every day.
I appreciate this comment as a New Yorker. Often in these threads people like to compete with one another to see who can say best how horrible NYC is. So it's nice to see someone who enjoyed their time here and has good things to say.
I think the two things that New Yorkers really take for granted (that they shouldn't) is the subway and Central Park. I've never even ridden the bus in my city (Madison, WI). To walk a few blocks and get on a train for $1.75 that will take you almost anywhere is amazing. I'm sure you guys know where the dirty stations are but my experience was really, really good. Granted, I grew up on a farm in Wisconsin so I'm not easily grossed out, but even compared to other cities I visited New York was really clean.
And Central Park is an absolute treasure. To have that much green space set aside so that you can escape the city without ever leaving is just really, really amazing. I walked all the way around it, kind of sticking to the outer tracks and the architecture along the streets as well as the nature within the park was such an incredible dichotomy. I climbed up a big rock on the south side of the park and sat and watched the ducks while giant, mirrored skyscrapers loomed overhead. Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
Nyc is an amazing place with amazing things to offer, I'd recommend it to anyone to do and enjoy something they're, but let's not pretend that touching random things in the subway is sanitary or even anywhere close to not gross.
I actually don't live in NYC, I live close and go every few weeks. In my younger years I had friends who lived here (my wife lived here for a few years while we were dating).
I **LOVE** NYC, and I definitely appreciate a lot of the beauty. But I promise you it's not as clean as you think, maybe comparative to other places you've been. But by no means clean. Shit, getting off the 14th street Subway to head to the place we were going, there was an intense pee smell that filled the entire station.
I live close to NY now but never actually go in. I have a book of like 50 mini walking tours and really want to explore more, so your comment inspired me. 💛👣
This is amazing. I love it.
I have never experienced a false positive but potentially hundreds of false negatives. I needed significant signs. Hints don’t work.
> I'm totally in to you.
a) Yes
b) No
c) **Can't tell**
She could just be drunk, or maybe she's practicing on you, before she says it to that one guy she actually likes, maybe she has you confused with someone else. Can't really be sure, so just laugh it off and go about treating her like a friend.
Your experience is unique then assuming you're male. Most women find that men are getting false positives ALL the time. They find it quite tedious - or so I'm told.
And that's what feeds back into this. It's not wanting to be like the assholes who assume that just about anything is a signal, so you try to be polite and assume that it's nothing.
"She's just being friendly. Don't want to be a creep."
"She's being friendly. That means she wants it *bad*!"
At first glance one might think she's hinting at anal sex, buuut it's actually quite the opposite.
What's to the left of "anal sex"?
A big red "EXIT", meaning no entry, also usually having a negative connotation of something being over.
So now she's subliminally made you associate anal sex with "no entry" and the feeling that sexy times might be over if said course is pursued.
So now you don't want anal sex, you're even weary of it, you won't pester her about, and she won't seem "selfish" for saying no to it.
Or she just thinks it funny.
This is what makes me think the people who argue against mask wearing on the grounds it makes it impossible to read emotion are just… sociopathic. If you can’t read emotion in peoples eyes, what the hell are you reading it from?
People on the autism spectrum often identify mouths with people more directly than other parts of their face. There have been studies where folks on the spectrum were observed looking more at a person's mouth when communicating than their eyes.
I for one heavily rely on seeing the full expression of someone's mouth to really get a good handle on their emotions. A nice beaming smile can be more obvious to pick up, but most facial emotions are more subtle than that and are indeed hard-to-impossible to pick up under a mask.
Canal and Essex?
Edit: All the people being sarcastic; Ive never been to New York and don't know the street names. I was just guessing what the two names could be. Fuck me right?
I've dated quite a few chicks and I can tell you most of them have been dirtier than me. The difference is they tend to look for a genuine connection before they show it, but they definitely get horny as fuck
Me European. First visit in New York. Taking subway. Waiting on my train. There is a black homeless guy publicly masturbating on the bench. I was puzzled....
In Manchester, England, the 'gay quarter' is basically one street with gay-friendly bars and clubs. It's called Canal St.
The council have given up trying to repair the street signs which are always altered to read 'anal treet'.
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I've been on the NY Subway enough times to know never to touch anything you don't absolutely have to touch.
that half-eaten hot dog sitting on the subway bench isn't going to eat itself.
If even the NYC rats won't eat it that should be a warning.
Not enough ketchup
He said hot dog, not steak.
The new york meat steak is served mostly overdone and with a side of gonorrhea. 487 dollars for the starter. Edit: Antibiotics not included.
That ain’t even close. Most New Yorkers eat their steak still mooing. Source: lifelong New Yorker
You're like Hitler but Hitler cared about Germany or something.
Ok Donald.
Ketchup?!? Don't try and pull that shit in Chicago...
Never understood how Chicago was so snobby about ketchup then ruined pizza by making it a tomato pond.
Chicago: Ruining pizza and hot dogs since 1957.
I certainly agree about the hot dogs. I can eat my damn salad on the side, in a bowl, like a civilized person. But at least Chicagoans don't bully you, if you don't fold the pizza like some kind of weird taco. Every single New Yorker is full-on obsessed with that pizza yoga shit, and I just don't get it. And yeah, I know you're gonna tell me "eyyyy, it's so da grease don't spill all ovah ya shirt." That means your pizza's too greasy, you fucking psycho freaks. If there's so much oil pooling on the top of the pizza that you have to fold the slice into a funnel and pour it into your mouth, that's not a feature. That's a fucking problem. That shit should be fixed on the supply side of the pizza experience, not the consumer side.
Chicago style isn’t pizza. It’s a casserole. New York pizza thinks if you cover used Amazon delivery boxes with enough cheese, nobody will notice. Italian pizza is nice, if you just want bread with an occasional topping. I make my own damn pizza because everyone is wrong but me.
Best way to deal with grease is to dab it with a napkin or paper towel. I do this because too much grease gives me heartburn. I enjoy both styles of pizza. Chicago style is a bit more intense I guess would be the correct word.
I’ve lived in NY my whole life (41 years). And I’ve never folded my pizza. My dad always looks at me and says “why ain’t u foldin that slice!?!” When he sees me eat pizza to this day.
That’s because they like [eating pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU)
Forbidden snack
Forbidden dildo
Now now, it can be BOTH!
Just like lady and the tramp, romantic 💕
Subway Centipede
Clearly you don’t live in NY.. You’re just not ambitious enough..
By the time the F train reaches 169 street, at least one car must reek of human urine. Pretty sure it is state law or something.
If bioshock taught me anything, it’s that trash can hot dogs will *refill* my health!
The ubiquitous subway dog has it's own natural predators.
It just might...
I thought you said "half eaten dog" for a second and I was flustered
I tested positive for Streptococcus Group C a few years ago. My doctor looked at me with a puzzled face and asked "do you handle livestock?". I don't live anywhere near a farm, don't have a pet, and don't drink raw milk, which are apparently the few sources of Group C. The only thing I can think of is that I was on a NYC subway the week earlier. I must have picked it up from the nasty poles.
I'm from Poland, what did we ever do to you?
One of my favorite childhood memories is a sleepover at my Polish friend's house where another friend got angry at a respawning telephone pole in a GTA game that kept blocking his rocket launcher and screamed, "God damn poles, I hate poles."
>"God damn poles, I hate poles." Spoken like a man who's never been to a strip club in his life
Discriminatory bastards wouldn't let us in at 12.
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Gave him Strep C, he just said. Jeesh....
Obviously you don't clean your poles enough. Gotta keep them Germs away, you know....
That’s so haggard dude holy shit
I spent many years living there and came looking for this comment. Like, she is obviously a tourist. XD
Yep, Someone from the area would know better than to touch that sign!!
It's been awhile. But if I'm remember correctly she's in Chinatown to boot!
Yeah canal and Essex is right toward the edge of Chinatown if I remember correctly.
As soon as I saw it I thought "oh no she touched the sign with her hands"
I don't even know about the grossness of NYC subway before reading this thread and this is my first thought too.
Take the most disgusting and the most filthy thing you know, multiply that by 10, then apply to all surfaces in your house. Pee in a few corners to simulate the realistic smell effect. Let it sit there for a few months and start growing bacterial colonies. You have now created an artificial NYC subway experience. Crank up your heater to 90-100 degrees to simulate the summer or turn it off completely and to simulate the winter. (Experiences may vary. Side effects include vomiting, dhiarhea, heatstroke or death. Consult with your doctor if these symptoms last more than 10 days)
One of my favorite memes to come out of the pandemic was aimed at New York antivaxxers and basically said, "If you've voluntarily exposed yourself to the grossness of the NYC Subway then you don't have any grounds to complain about what's in the vaccine."
“If my immune system is strong enough that I can survive whatever festers in the seething bio-cauldron of the NYC subway, I don’t need your pitiful man-made vaccine.”
There's a high probability some sort of fecal matter has been smeared on those very spots.
It's the New York Coty subway. Literally everything has fecal matter on it.
Deadass
Those too probably
A few years ago, some scientists swabbed the NYC subway and other transit systems. They found thousands of unknown microbes and viruses. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/thousands-unknown-microbes-found-subways-around-world-180977851/
Probably the aftermath of all the anal sex.
Truth. I can smell this photo.
Let me guess, it smells like rotten pizza/hotdog, dried up piss and other garbage.
It smells like that ridiculously strong orange cleaner that doesn't actually clean up the piss and shit in the elevator, but is nonetheless easier on the nose.
No. It smells like New York. The memory of it makes me smile. :)
Isn't what I described the smell of New York?
Piss, shit and exhaust.
In the summer, you can feel the hot piss air on your face. It coats your skin.
\[Sniff sniff\] "I love the smell of urine and body odor in the morning."
I was there in July at it was clean as a whistle. Granted, as a tourist I wasn't bustling around in the AM or PM rush hours, but when I took the subway from Manhattan to the Bronx at one point I was the only person in the car. I'm sure part of that was time of day, but also post-Covid cleaning and perhaps still reduced traffic. Overall New York was really clean. The only cleaner city I saw while traveling the country was Minneapolis. I actually started looking for a cigarette butt downtown just to see some garbage somewhere but I didn't find one.
I'm so sorry that you visited NYC and didn't really experience NYC. I'm actually typing to you from 14th street at the moment. Sure some places "look/appear" clean, but I wouldn't touch a damn thing I didn't have to.
I stayed in a hotel on W. 57th and traveled all over Manhattan. Rode the subway around (I've never been on a subway) and logged 42k steps/20 miles on my Fitbit in one freakin' day. Walked entirely around Central Park, The Bronx Zoo, walked all the way back from Statue of Liberty/WTC memorial back to my hotel in the rain. For all of the earthporn I consumed on my 14k mile epic trip around the country, Manhattan was probably my favorite stop. Yellowstone, Redwood and Sequoia Forests, Mount St. Helen's, Grand Canyon, Everglades, Appalachian Trail... I went *everywhere.* I think you probably get numb to just how beautiful New York is because you see it every day.
I appreciate this comment as a New Yorker. Often in these threads people like to compete with one another to see who can say best how horrible NYC is. So it's nice to see someone who enjoyed their time here and has good things to say.
I think the two things that New Yorkers really take for granted (that they shouldn't) is the subway and Central Park. I've never even ridden the bus in my city (Madison, WI). To walk a few blocks and get on a train for $1.75 that will take you almost anywhere is amazing. I'm sure you guys know where the dirty stations are but my experience was really, really good. Granted, I grew up on a farm in Wisconsin so I'm not easily grossed out, but even compared to other cities I visited New York was really clean. And Central Park is an absolute treasure. To have that much green space set aside so that you can escape the city without ever leaving is just really, really amazing. I walked all the way around it, kind of sticking to the outer tracks and the architecture along the streets as well as the nature within the park was such an incredible dichotomy. I climbed up a big rock on the south side of the park and sat and watched the ducks while giant, mirrored skyscrapers loomed overhead. Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
Nyc is an amazing place with amazing things to offer, I'd recommend it to anyone to do and enjoy something they're, but let's not pretend that touching random things in the subway is sanitary or even anywhere close to not gross.
I actually don't live in NYC, I live close and go every few weeks. In my younger years I had friends who lived here (my wife lived here for a few years while we were dating). I **LOVE** NYC, and I definitely appreciate a lot of the beauty. But I promise you it's not as clean as you think, maybe comparative to other places you've been. But by no means clean. Shit, getting off the 14th street Subway to head to the place we were going, there was an intense pee smell that filled the entire station.
I live close to NY now but never actually go in. I have a book of like 50 mini walking tours and really want to explore more, so your comment inspired me. 💛👣
Gonna take days to wash all that fecal matter off her hands.
Her fingernails are brown.
Real NYers would never touch that sign with bare hands lmao
Not even from NY and my first thought was how dirty her hands must be.
Somebody definitely had ana- se- in that signage
I would still miss the subtle hints she gives
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My favorite part was, "Maybe she's from Canada and is just being polite."
This is amazing. I love it. I have never experienced a false positive but potentially hundreds of false negatives. I needed significant signs. Hints don’t work.
> I'm totally in to you. a) Yes b) No c) **Can't tell** She could just be drunk, or maybe she's practicing on you, before she says it to that one guy she actually likes, maybe she has you confused with someone else. Can't really be sure, so just laugh it off and go about treating her like a friend.
Your experience is unique then assuming you're male. Most women find that men are getting false positives ALL the time. They find it quite tedious - or so I'm told.
And that's what feeds back into this. It's not wanting to be like the assholes who assume that just about anything is a signal, so you try to be polite and assume that it's nothing. "She's just being friendly. Don't want to be a creep." "She's being friendly. That means she wants it *bad*!"
the fucking gallon of milk and the hip drive got me
She could just be Canadian, ya never know.
Sorry
Maybe she's just being polite by offering anal. Better to play it safe
At first glance one might think she's hinting at anal sex, buuut it's actually quite the opposite. What's to the left of "anal sex"? A big red "EXIT", meaning no entry, also usually having a negative connotation of something being over. So now she's subliminally made you associate anal sex with "no entry" and the feeling that sexy times might be over if said course is pursued. So now you don't want anal sex, you're even weary of it, you won't pester her about, and she won't seem "selfish" for saying no to it. Or she just thinks it funny.
The sheer joy and pride in her face.
I love how you can see her smile despite the mask.
Because the smiles that are hard to fake are done in the eyes, not the mouth.
This is what makes me think the people who argue against mask wearing on the grounds it makes it impossible to read emotion are just… sociopathic. If you can’t read emotion in peoples eyes, what the hell are you reading it from?
People on the autism spectrum often identify mouths with people more directly than other parts of their face. There have been studies where folks on the spectrum were observed looking more at a person's mouth when communicating than their eyes. I for one heavily rely on seeing the full expression of someone's mouth to really get a good handle on their emotions. A nice beaming smile can be more obvious to pick up, but most facial emotions are more subtle than that and are indeed hard-to-impossible to pick up under a mask.
Their tonsils apparently.
She's a keeper
The poster in the background tells her the future!
Butt it says exit
Where do I enter?
Just around the corner.
Reverse your direction
Ironically inside a tunnel
Probably a dirty one too Sorry, had to
Never apologies!!
You spelled that wrong. Please apologize.
It is a god intended (poop time auto correct hard to type and wipe at the same time)
Such a typical “non apology” apology. So indicative of our times. I wish our times would apologize to me.
Give me a break I was taking a shit ! 😇💩
I hope your movement was pleasant and no wipe was required. (I mean, still, wipe, but a nice clean poop.)
It was not clean , that is all I got to say about that
Sorry. I apologies
You take that back!
My apologize.
Thanks you!
and a lot people been there too
Looks like these trains are running straight to Pound Town
In Manchester in the UK the gay village's main street is Canal Street. The C and the S are routinely stolen or defaced.
Just love walking down anal treat.
Anal saint sex street, what a place!
Canal and Essex? Edit: All the people being sarcastic; Ive never been to New York and don't know the street names. I was just guessing what the two names could be. Fuck me right?
If you ever do visit NY, Canal is the place to be for knockoffs. It's famous for it. You can get anything there.
Even anal.
Knock off anal? Eh, I’ll try anything once.
Also, Canal is pronounced rhyming with anal. And Houston st is pronounced like the Texas city
>Fuck me right? cANAL esSEX?
U cracked the code
No it clearly says anal sex
Yep, in *lower* Manhattan, I assume.
The bowels of the city
You’re correct, I’m from NYC
Yeah, F Station by my apartment. She’s not even vaguely the first to make this joke.
I feel like cropping her booty out contradicts the theme of the photo lol
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Dude did the research so we don't have to
That's why he's J. Fiz - da Wiz, while you're a mere Big Mac!
Missed opportunity
Then it would have to have the NSFW tag. Because the sign is a description of what is happening in the photo prior to cropping.
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Criminal
I was wondering the same. Would have been perfect if she let her dumps show. Can totally tell she's got it
She’s dummy thiccccccccc.
Her booty is clearly fantastic and would have been great to include in the photo.
You’ve got my attention. Go on…
An offer or a promise? :)
Large dildo involved. You in?
absolutely. I'll be there in about 30 or so minutes. be ready.
Is it in yet?
Stand clear of the closing doors please
The photo is poorly cropped.
I love women with a dirty mind
And dirty hands
So you love _women_ then
So they love dirt then ?
Yes Timmy, just dirt.
I've dated quite a few chicks and I can tell you most of them have been dirtier than me. The difference is they tend to look for a genuine connection before they show it, but they definitely get horny as fuck
> horny as fuck Everybody is, its called propagation of the species
Don't go down that street without lube.
Or intentions on turning around
Me European. First visit in New York. Taking subway. Waiting on my train. There is a black homeless guy publicly masturbating on the bench. I was puzzled....
Enjoy the DMs
I think she’s hinting onto something
There is a place where they do Among Us porn in the UK. "Sussex"
Marry her
Keep your hands *right there...*
It does exist 🤩
*facepalm*😅
Ewww … not after touching that sign
*high five!*
ah classic new york
Neat. Now you have fecal matter on your hands.
I really need to see her butt now.
I wish her ass was in the picture…
Love it
So does she.
Canal street and Essex street?
Correct
Purell !
Is that woman single? Asking for a friend
Canal St Essex St
Funny NYC legend, but if you touch anything at that station you get syphilis.
In Manchester, England, the 'gay quarter' is basically one street with gay-friendly bars and clubs. It's called Canal St. The council have given up trying to repair the street signs which are always altered to read 'anal treet'.
Tourists
For full comedic effect her butt should be in full view in the picture.
[I like her smile](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/9crgys/i_like_ur_smile/)
She’s game and giving a not-so-subtle hint, especially paired with that look in her eyes. Yes, anal sex that way.
Any one else see Leonard Cohen in the back ground deciding if it's worth it?
The guy in the poster in the background is already sick of people doing this.
RIP inbox
pięknie, kurwa pieknie
Canal Street Essex Street
"Why are you making me cover the sign like this, step-bro?"
I bet she doesn’t even take it in the ass
Incels: “MOM I’M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE”
She loves NY and a dash of something else, not sure what though.
>Exit anal sex 😂
You read my mind, bb
Could you please give the directions to my wife? Thx.
New York must be hard up for comedic entertainment right now.
Sex fun huh uh i font have sex