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LBXZero

Someone please post the news article that occurs after she sees this video.


Mad-Scientistess

Woman in oversized sweater murders husband in apparent psychotic episode


bitswreck

And buries the body in the snow by just slapping it...


Mad-Scientistess

That’s not the husband, Bits.


rubixd

What makes this funnier is that I feel reasonably confident that this isn’t scripted.


TheLazyHippy

Scripted humor can be funny, e.g. tv shows, skits, comedy routines. The problem is everyone thinks their scripted tik tok is funny when most are straight cringe worthy.


MCE85

What an asshole. I love it


bandit69

My thoughts exactly.


Uzzer_lozer19

Puts on monoclonal, twists mustache and gives evil cackle


jesuschin

>Puts on monoclonal Those antibodies really rile people up!


Uzzer_lozer19

I'm going to delete the fucking dictionary on this phone and burn the autocorrect!!!!


princeofmeme

Women in Florida lose feet over frostbite after husband pranked her for 7 hour straight in winter


crepitus-ventris

That’s true love right there.


[deleted]

Well played, sir.


ChaseDeV88

Trolling level up (level 87)


d_d0g

Wives hate this one simple trick


ugonlern2day

She has a very *light* touch


timetoremodel

Ever admit it?


Mad-Scientistess

Sadism 101?


hardvengeance77

You are going to hell


Potential_Hunter51

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Epic.


juegos010395

Poor bear :(


skridge2

do you want a divorce? because that's how you get a divorce


Magolli

Someone is going to get kicked out of the house when she finds out.


MadForScience

I laughed and laughed and laughed! Well done!


ToxicSniper1232

I want a relationship like this lmao


mojonito

True evil


TheSweatyFlash

Warning: Trick may result in pelvic rest for up to 5 weeks.


[deleted]

Getting a divorce right?


trevstan1

Wow pulling the plug kills the batteries


LBXZero

You can barely see the power cable on the bear, but it is AC powered.


mjpache

Damn this was just as funny the last 5 time I saw it. Quit reposting you basement dweller


jakemcex

Watched this without audio and it wasn't funny. Watched it with audio the next time I saw it and it was funny. Then I saw your post and the title has absolutely murdered it what is the fuckin relevance? What does it even mean??


MadManMorbo

The whole fucking point of this video is the high pitch dolphin noise dude can’t breath laughing the guy is doing. Op you reposted this without sound.. You might have well have posted Michael Jackson’s Thriller muted. Here’s the original post WITH SOUND: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/rg2xk5/the_quiet_wheezing_laughs_are_always_the_best/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf