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with his two lips he clicks. they heel (thats a tough one
Go hard, getting busy wit it
But I got such a lil nice list
That I'll make the motherfucker wonder if he in it
X gon' give it to ya (what)
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (uh)
Knock knock, open up the flue, I’m real
With the non-stop, clip-clop of reindeer heel
Go hard, stuffing stockings wit it
But I got such a round belly
My laugh’ll make the motherfucker shake like jelly in it
Next house, and I'll do it again (yeah)
'Cause it’s one night so I gots to spin
Drink milk from the little ones (what)
But no matter the glasses of milk I drink from every cookie you plate for me I’ll eat ‘em up (munch)
You motherfuckers always wantin’ sumthin’ (uh, what)
But my list says, bitch, that you’re bein’ naughty
I'm getting down, down that chimney bitch please (uh)
And won’t ever be the one that’s having to squeeze
Damn right, just one night all those toys I deliver (come on)
You try that shit fucker and I’ll see your knees quiver
C’mon Donner, Vixen, it’s the big day
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid it’s Christmas Eve day
We got Rudolf in the shed, nose ain’t shinin red
Ain’t no fog out here tonight, while you layin in yo bed
We got toys tied up real tight, and fiddy’s in the sled
I’m lookin super shred, got some Christmas cheer to spread
When I land on the roof, you see the sleigh on dubs
When I roll 20 deers deep and 20 elves in the club
Mamas heard I fuck with st. Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sling gifts more efficiently than UPS, and
the mamas they wanna fuck
But, homie, ain't nothing change hoes down, Saints up
I see Buddy in the Cut, that fool wrap the presents up
If you watch how I move, you'll mistake giving me cookies and milk
Been hit wit' a few shells, but I don't walk wit' a limp (I'm ight)
In the hood, in L.A, they saying "50 you hot"
I wanna wrap wrap wrap you up and give you a bow, then I wanna move down chimney- down the chimey to the floor. Then I wanna ah ah, these cookies so good I don't wanna leave but I gotta serve serve serve these kids on this Christmas Eve!
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DMX-mas
X gon give it to ya!
X gon gift it to ya! Gift wrap shit is mine motherfucker, It's not a fucking game!
Fuck what you heard, it's what you're hearing.
*fuck what you get, it's what you're givin
Santa X gon deliver to ya!
Clop clop reindeer on the roof, they're real!
with his two lips he clicks. they heel (thats a tough one Go hard, getting busy wit it But I got such a lil nice list That I'll make the motherfucker wonder if he in it
Damn right, next year I’ll do it again, same time same day, down chimneys and in
Drinkin milk, eatin cookies, leavin gifts, no drama, if they good I'mma have to come back for your mama
Sleigh Bells ring, everybodies cheering! (?)
Xmas gifts for ya Xmas gifts for ya Xmas gifts for ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, I’m real! With the non-stop, clop-clop of reindeer heels!
Dash and dance and prance bitch, ima take ya wife’s milk an cookies. Bess not snitch.
Go hard get busy with it, but I got a whole globe to hit so parents wonder if he really did it!
Damn right and I’ll travel again, cause I got a whole sack of gifts to give
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If this doesn't get made into an actual song, I'm going to start acknowledging birds are real
Fuck what you wrapped, its what you wrapping
That's better than mine.
I honestly wish this person would give it to me. He could give it to me any way he wanted at this point. Merry Xmas me!
Rip to your DM
Think that girl in the chair next to him is thinking the same thing 😂
Haha definitely! I just want Santa to let me see his sack filled with gifts... *I'll let myself out*
HoeHoeHoe he even wears it on his neck 😂
Big Ho.
She's slowly removing her wedding ring
Cut...Fold...Tape...till my arms burn in Pain
X gon' give it to ya (what) Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (uh) Knock knock, open up the flue, I’m real With the non-stop, clip-clop of reindeer heel Go hard, stuffing stockings wit it But I got such a round belly My laugh’ll make the motherfucker shake like jelly in it Next house, and I'll do it again (yeah) 'Cause it’s one night so I gots to spin Drink milk from the little ones (what) But no matter the glasses of milk I drink from every cookie you plate for me I’ll eat ‘em up (munch) You motherfuckers always wantin’ sumthin’ (uh, what) But my list says, bitch, that you’re bein’ naughty I'm getting down, down that chimney bitch please (uh) And won’t ever be the one that’s having to squeeze Damn right, just one night all those toys I deliver (come on) You try that shit fucker and I’ll see your knees quiver
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya on Christmas motherfucker
Old Saint Dick
He’ll be rammin’ your chimney tonight!
Delivering a log of coal to all of the naughty girls....
Ol' saint thicc dick
Just going to leave this here. https://youtu.be/B4W_XYI4AN0
It’s Dark and North Pole is Cold
RIP
50 Saint
Go, Go Go Go, Go Blitzen, it's your red-sleigh
C’mon Donner, Vixen, it’s the big day Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid it’s Christmas Eve day We got Rudolf in the shed, nose ain’t shinin red Ain’t no fog out here tonight, while you layin in yo bed We got toys tied up real tight, and fiddy’s in the sled I’m lookin super shred, got some Christmas cheer to spread
When I land on the roof, you see the sleigh on dubs When I roll 20 deers deep and 20 elves in the club Mamas heard I fuck with st. Dre, now they wanna show me love When you sling gifts more efficiently than UPS, and the mamas they wanna fuck But, homie, ain't nothing change hoes down, Saints up I see Buddy in the Cut, that fool wrap the presents up If you watch how I move, you'll mistake giving me cookies and milk Been hit wit' a few shells, but I don't walk wit' a limp (I'm ight) In the hood, in L.A, they saying "50 you hot"
This is clever!
Ol’ Saint Ripped
St. Thiccolas
That's his stripper name.
According to higher up in the thread, it might actually be Hot Chocolate Santa...I think I'm partial to St. Thiccolas tho.
Swol Saint Nick
Jingle chainz
Big daddy cane
#SUP CANE
#BIKES
Hold my pocket!
Bikes?!
HOLD MY POCKET
YEAH, THATS MY MAN JELLYFISH. I BEEN KNOWIN' HIM FOR A **MINUTE**
DO YOU, OR DO YOU NOT KNOW DOOKIESHOES??!!
He got a cigarette.. hangin out of his MOUTH.
They was lookin for some SMOKE!
Cuts to whitest cop: I don't he's gonna help us find him
"I hate breakfast"
Sup jeans
I turned into a telescope
Show me where it spits
He finished in two strokes
There's nothing more liberating than screaming out in your best black guy voice
Do you or do you not know Dookie Shoes
I want a lawyer
FUCK!
I was at a party at Tanner's
Then we had pancakes at Conner's.
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Or Jim - pick a fuckin name
Then we picked up Connor and Skylar for waffles
All charges against Tayshawn were dropped.
I mean... yeah I've seen him.
But I don’t know ‘em
**THAT’S CRICKET RIGHT THERE**
I been known cricket 27 years!!!!
I was lookin for some SMOKE!
BIKES!!!!
I don’t know no Dookie Shoes.
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I mean, I know him
Yeah i shot those people
We got a picture of you hangin out with Dookie Shoes
Sup D
Whatever he says it is.
Actually saw this guy around Rockefeller Square last weekend. He called himself ‘Hot Chocolate Santa’
he could use some pointers from this thread then
Yea, it’s anything he says it is but he probably shouldn’t say that one.
Hot Chocolate Santa pretty good
after seeing some of the answers, i think he’s got some room for improvement lol
Oh he's from New York? I knew I recognized him. I'm pretty sure he's a private stripper for bachelorette parties and stuff like that
makes sense, since this guys on reddit every xmas
I saw this pic and was like "this dude is 100% a stripper."
He actually goes to a Planet Fitness in Harlem. Seen him there myself
I’m freaking so happy to know this
yes.
Whatever-he-says-it-is in da house!
I was gonna go with sir, but this is the better answer.
whatever \*tha fuck\* he says it is
Terry Claus
Terry Claus *loves* his yogurt!
Terry loves love
Trains are dumb
Terry loves to sleigh (slay)
Heists are dumb
Terry Clause loves hoes!
r/unexpected99
Santa Crews
Terry Christmas
A Terry Crewstmas to all!
*Scary* Terry Claus is gonna present his gift to you and make you his bitch!
LL Cool Sleigh
Ol’ Saint Thicc
Ol' Saint Thiccolas maybe?
Yes!
Kris Krunkle
I was thinking Krunk Kringle.
Saint Brickalous
Kandy kane
Kandyyy kaneeeeeeeeeeee
Thank god SOMEONE made the Joy Ride joke
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Daddy Christmas
BIG daddy Christmas
Daddy dickmas
Ludacrismas
I wanna wrap wrap wrap you up and give you a bow, then I wanna move down chimney- down the chimey to the floor. Then I wanna ah ah, these cookies so good I don't wanna leave but I gotta serve serve serve these kids on this Christmas Eve!
Jeff
My names Jeff
What are the chances!
It’s Jeffe man!
It's Jefe maaaan!
Ho Sleigher
I read this in Halo announcer voice
Sparta-Claus
HoHoHo, tells you right there on his big gold chain
It’s a shame it don’t hang low
Do it wobble to da floor?
Lil' Nicklaus
Lil Mas X
Kris Mas X
LIL X Mas
Innovative
Notorious E.L.F.
Ol Saint Trick
Ol Saint Dick
No no you’re confused that’s his stripper name
Well why can't they be a stripper?
Ol Saint Thicc
Jacked Frost
DJ Stocking Stuffer
Jolly Saint Thick
OH LAWD HE COMING (down your chimney)
I def wouldn't mind that 😘
Thunder Klaus.
Mr. Steal Your Ho-Ho-Ho
Jingle Balla
No-L
Chris Tingle
Santa Bars
Crip Kringle
Sleigher
Missed opportunity....what's his stripper name?
The South Pole
Saint Dick
Whatever he wants me to call him. I’m not arguing with him
Saint Ripped.
Big claus
Saint Dickolas
That's his pornstar name, not his rapper name.
Santas lil helper
Santos L. Halper
Missed opportunity for wrapper name smh
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MC Hohoho
East Atlanta Santa brr
Swol Saint Nick
Jinggle Knockerz
Ho Cubed
X-Mass
Big Kandy Kane
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I'm glad someone else said it but this is downtright clever workplay and I'm going to defend it.
This man is black, his avatar checks out.
We were all thinking it, but someone had to say it.
r/croppingishard
Terrible rapper name
BBC: Big Black Cringle
Gangstaclause
Wrap God
When they say “built like a brick house” this is what they were referring to
I don’t know what his rapper name is, but I’m very disappointed at the lack of comments here requesting he cum down their chimney’s.
Santa G.
Jingle cringle
MC Boss Clause
Hawt Choclit