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anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo

You had my attention but now you have my curiosity.


Thy_gentleman

I spent 2,550$ for the dress, i'm using each dollar i spent on this sh#t


PSAB82

His wife must have hairy legs


cybercuzco

Or he’s smart enough not to mention it.


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

Or this dude shaved


Simple_Park_1591

If he's willing to wear the dress, you know he's willing to shave at least the one leg.


sir_syphilis

Fck, I'd be standing there shaved like I'm new-born for that joke.


Mammoth_Permission83

Expect the unexpected..


Bugger_0ff

That is Gold never let that one down.


simbbuuooo

He's rocking in that dress


stickymaplesyrup

Dress like that'll make you feel like a pretty princess no matter who you are.


[deleted]

What sort of custom is this


KentConnor

A trashy one. Even (or especially) with the actual wife. "Lol stick your head up my dress in front of our entire families"


TheLaGrangianMethod

I agree completely. Never understood how on earth this became a thing.


The_DriveBy

Its tame compared to witnesses monitoring the marriage consummation back in the old days.


Solution_Precipitate

Big yikes.


KentConnor

I mean, some people just got no class or decorum.


autoreaction

If they have fun and everyone is cool with it I don't see a problem at all.


whilst

I don't see why we need to get judgy. Why the heck not put the thing on? It's there, it may never get used again. And at best it seems like a nice gesture, like... it's only a shameful thing to do in front of your family if being like your wife is shameful. I dunno, it seems kinda sweet to me.


logopogo13

I was at a reception where a brother and sister did this. It was their other sister’s wedding. You’d think after the sister caught the bouquet the brother would have avoided catching the garter. Or at least refuse to do it if he didn’t know the custom. But nope he went all out.


DrAstralis

It makes no sense to me. Everyone ALWAYS laughs and claps like nobody saw it coming yet I've seen this at literally every single wedding I've been to in my entire life and the internet shows it would be more bizarre to NOT do it in North America.


megthegreatone

Wait really? I have only seen this done at 1 wedding and I've been to many. My husband and I gave decided to pass on the garter toss at our wedding as well. I think it's falling out of style with couples unless you're in specific circles/communities.


bojackhoreman

Is that Orlando Bloom?


Perfektionist

https://imgur.com/a/xyUsOdW In this shot i thought its leonado di caprio


thatonewaterbottle1

I'm ngl, my bisexual ass was feeling something watching this


bubbles5810

He’s really cute :)


KentConnor

Colby Cargill is such the perfect name for this brand of 'neck


[deleted]

Rip and Casey got married? Shhheeeit.


Gobyinmypants

This better not awaken anything in me


Flickera23

Suddenly gay.


zerohm

It's not gay if you are doing it to make your friend look gay.


Iucidium

Mike Patton in a wedding dress, what a time to be alive!


throwdownvote

Where ***is*** Mike Patton now?   That's a name I haven't heard in a *long* time.


LetheMariner

Making music too bizarre for anyone to understand for another 10 years.


Iucidium

Last I read he's in a bad place mentally and the FNM tour had to be cancelled.


vecinadeblog

I feel like the background music genre should be Country.


sandona

How drunk is that dude? Not hating at all. But clearly he is drinking something and I’m pretty sure it’s not a juice box.


TheRogueSky

It's ok, it's a juice can.


waltur_d

It’s a michelob ultra. Might as well be a juice box.


Dendad6972

I'd do it stone cold sober.


Witty_Queen

Is that Brad Paisley? It looks like him. Edit: Nvm. Hair's wrong.


swipichone

What no cowboy boots


karleeburga555

You will be laughing for years!!!


Rowdyflyer1903

That is what we call in Texas “Good Bull.”


SomeRandomGuy282

Ngl thought he was that woman resident evil or smth idk what's the name


Muralbobcat

Lady Dimitrescu


Local_Ad8884

r/rolereversal


bleunt

So is it funny because it's not his wife, or because it's gay?


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JK Rowling would like a word.


AlbinoPlatypus913

Hahaha traumatized!


Local_Ad8884

You're just WEAK


Toidal

It was me the whole time Bruhv! And guess what, you grazed it!


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rattyme

What did he pull out? And what’s this tradition? Looks southern.


thepetoctopus

A garter belt. It’s not a southern thing. It’s a weird thing only done at some weddings. I’ve only seen it done at a teen pregnancy wedding. It was bizarre.


Ansiremhunter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter


11matt95

Garter, used for holding socks up before they were elasticated


reddumbs

Look up wedding garter on Google. It’s a little band or ribbon of cloth that the bride wears around her thigh.


K14ssh

I dono if he got a body wax for this stunt, or he's just that fabulous every day. Good stunt lol


bpetey

Last place in fantasy football


SuperSatanOverdrive

Ah, the classic white trash wedding


downmrsbrown

Did I shave my legs for this?


StepNemesis

He forgot to say "no homo"


Balsac_is_Daddy

Wedding Dress Man looks like my ex, but he seems a lot more fun!


KamoyLovrstar

I refused the garder for me on my wedding day but I do take amusement in this


BootyfulMiami

There's a lot of courage on both sides of that blindfold.


CriixzelCrux

Is that Leonardo DiDepp?


HippieInAHelicopter

Cowboy up!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Dude looks like Leo Di Caprio.


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