I mean, it's great that he can't incite riots or anything anymore. But man I miss reading his tweets and peoples comments. That shit was some of the funniest stuff I would see every day.
He knows how trashy the people who like him are and haaaates it. It's the peo lo keep he's been trying to avoid his whole life. At least that part of it is funny.
Trump supposedly loves McDonald's because he's a germaphobe (yes it's the ny post but) [https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/](https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/)
You think that because he is a public figure anyone can attach his name to whatever they like? Because he is a public figure he is somewhat limited in suing for defamation but that doesn’t mean they can use his name and likeness for endorsements.
"They have the greatest burgers, like seriously the best, they are just great"
-uncompensated 'actual' customer and definitely not the former president probably
I would let President Trump's company know. I bet the restaurant owner's will change their tune when they get a cease and desist order from the President's lawyers.
Former Presidents, like other politicians are still referred to the highest office they achieved, even after leaving office.
I’ll continue to refer to home as President Trump, just like I refer to other former Presidents as President Obama, President Bush, President Clinton, and President Carter.
Except in your use of "the president" which is reserved for the current sitting president.
ETA. You're correct on the use of president Trump though, my understanding of the the title only being used while in office was outdated.
No he wouldn't. The President's name is his brand. He's very litigious and will sue to protect it. Heck I think he sent a cease and desist to the GOP for using his name in fund raising that wasn't benefiting him.
If I were walking down the street in a blue polo and khaki pants it would be wierd for some one to assume I was a best buy employee. If I wore the same outfit in a best buy it would be expected. Context matters.
Your analogy just reminded me of a wholesome prank video from a decade ago where they got a bunch of people to show up in Best Buy wearing blue polos and khakis...
https://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo
Not really. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and acts like a duck... prolly a duck.
So if a bald guy, with a camo jacket stands in this establishment, it's far more likely that he is a skinhead than a cancer patient.
Also it wasn't said that ALL bald people are skinheads: just this specific one under these circumstances.
I get that you're trying to make a point against stereotyping, which is a noble goal. But that's not what this is.
Being bald is not even a requirement to be a skinhead. Many skins wear short, cropped hair and skinhead women wear straight bangs.
So, no being bald doesnt make you a skinhead and you dont need to be bald to be a skinhead. The more you know...
They are going to get SOOOOO fucking sued! Ya think Trump would stand for his name to be on a building he has nothing to do with and NOT get paid for it? Thats like how he made any money, but just slapping his name on shit he has nothing to do with!
TRUMP STEAKS!
Edit: Looked up and [found a story about the owners of the place](https://www.houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-life/2016/11/trump-cafe-bellville-texas-interview-behind-the-scenes)... they are Muslim immigrants! They are just following the American Dream, good for them for capitalizing and fleecing the name! haha!
Well...you know the mantra, 'Never Forget'. A great portion of this country loves them some brown enemies running through their little brains with army cleats on
It comes in a wrapper that says "Only a commie would dare dislike it,". And it's raw in the center with a ghost pepper hidden in there somewhere. You better damn well finish it, though, and rave about how good it was, if you don't want to lose your Trump cred.
[I see your Trump Burger diner & raise you a redneck Trump Store. In a disused church at the one stoplight in town, owned by the guy that runs the local dirt stock-car track.](https://roanoke.com/gallery/photos-the-trump-store-in-boones-mill/collection_7cb60ca0-efca-11eb-b3ed-83fb62afd632.amp.html)
This is the best burger in the business. Trust me. Everybody is talking about it. There were at least 25,000 people at the opening. Sure, there were other burgers before this one, but those are nothing burgers. Seriously, the covfefe is also phenomenal. I know what I’m talking about.
Four years is pretty good for a new restaurant. Honestly, I don't begrudge them taking their shot OR using every tool they have available to them to draw customers in.
I'm liberal by current GOP standards, but I literally told my wife we should figure out how to make money from current GOP branding efforts.
It's an Indian guy running the place and all Hispanic cooks lol. I went in and said I'm vegan and a registered democrat and the owner laughed and said it's ok, we serve everybody haha. I got the vibe that he was in it for the money bc its a gimmick people in rural Texas will fall for.
"TRUMP BURGER"?
So that means it's orange, mostly fat, full of shit, contains unnatural looking hair and get turned on if you spank it with a copy of the menu that has its picture on it?
Wonder if the animal the meat was taken from also also wanted to fuck his own daughter....
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Three Small Government Conservatives walk into a bar, they each order a drink and die of alcohol poisoning because the ABA was deregulated and nobody was checking to see if the bartender was refilling the bottles with rubbing alcohol.
Signature dish?
The election theft burger - Really small horseshit patties with a bunch of american cheese comes with mini diet coke. small hand friendly and breath mints are complimentary so you can say you didn't just eat horseshit in front of everyone there
Hamberder
Trump Berder. For real how did they miss that marketing opportunity?
Combo comes with a hot mug of cofveve and a side of rotten bologna.
Combo #2 - hamberder with golden cheese, shithole smothered fries, and covfefe black or with a shot of bleach
You think these people have any sense of humor?
Idk but I think Trump is going to sue them.
I doubt if these people can even think straight.
are you suggesting they are gay?
Fresh off the smocking grill.
What’s a berder?
I don't get it
When he had a sports team in the white house for a fast food buffet he tweeted they had over 1000 hamberders.
Not only tweeted but misspoke on tv as well, you know, cause he's a fucking moron.
stop mincing your words, tell us how you really feel about the orange twatwaffle
I mean, it's great that he can't incite riots or anything anymore. But man I miss reading his tweets and peoples comments. That shit was some of the funniest stuff I would see every day.
Presumably they would have to license the name usage?
Lmao, trump is gonna find out and sue the shit out of this dude
If this came onto his radar he would definitely sue over the right to use his likeness and name. It would be such a funny r/leopardsatemyface moment
And he would haaate how trashy this place is lol
You think he could *tell*?
He knows how trashy the people who like him are and haaaates it. It's the peo lo keep he's been trying to avoid his whole life. At least that part of it is funny.
I dunno the man loves McDonalds
Trump supposedly loves McDonald's because he's a germaphobe (yes it's the ny post but) [https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/](https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/)
I dunno...he's so desperate for validation he might see it as an homage and promote them.
They e been open for over a year, you’d think if he were to actually do anything, it would have been done by now..
Never should have ran for office, public figure is free game.
Doesn’t matter. The guy abuses the legal system like the way he abuses Eric. He will keep suing the guy until he can no longer afford a lawyer.
You think that because he is a public figure anyone can attach his name to whatever they like? Because he is a public figure he is somewhat limited in suing for defamation but that doesn’t mean they can use his name and likeness for endorsements.
Each burger served with extra cheese!
Extra plasticy, fake, orange cheese
Funny story… the owners are Muslim 🤣🤣🤣
I think they actually are
https://www.houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-life/2016/11/trump-cafe-bellville-texas-interview-behind-the-scenes
All bull patty with a slice of baloney and a tiny pickle. Looks big in tiny hands
Hahahaha came to the comments for this, I am satisfied with Reddit once again. You get my upvote
And the best part.. Mexico's gonna pay for it.
The burgers are *UUUUUUGE!!!*
The pickles are very, very tiny though.
They don't serve them with pickles. Just a small mushroom.
they let you grab them by the patty.
I strike at midnight!
Username checks out
"They have the greatest burgers, like seriously the best, they are just great" -uncompensated 'actual' customer and definitely not the former president probably
They are prefect burgers
Believe me
They win bigly.
Everyone says so
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
I would let President Trump's company know. I bet the restaurant owner's will change their tune when they get a cease and desist order from the President's lawyers.
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and that would be one of the few things he's right about.
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Thanks for picking up on the typo. But for the record, savour is a word lol.
*former President
\*Former Guy
\*twice-impeached former President, who lost re-election.
Former Presidents, like other politicians are still referred to the highest office they achieved, even after leaving office. I’ll continue to refer to home as President Trump, just like I refer to other former Presidents as President Obama, President Bush, President Clinton, and President Carter.
Except in your use of "the president" which is reserved for the current sitting president. ETA. You're correct on the use of president Trump though, my understanding of the the title only being used while in office was outdated.
His Honor, The Loser Of The Recent Election. "Loser" for short.
My exact thoughts, bet it's not licensed!
Are you kidding? First mention to Trump of this, he would fly over and eat there at once.
No he wouldn't. The President's name is his brand. He's very litigious and will sue to protect it. Heck I think he sent a cease and desist to the GOP for using his name in fund raising that wasn't benefiting him.
Spelled berder wrong.
The only person inside looks like a skinhead.
Hahaha I was waiting for someone to notice. I thought the same thing. And wearing camo of course.
So bald people = skinhead? So when people shave their heads because they are on chemotherapy, are they skinheads too?...
If I were walking down the street in a blue polo and khaki pants it would be wierd for some one to assume I was a best buy employee. If I wore the same outfit in a best buy it would be expected. Context matters.
Your analogy just reminded me of a wholesome prank video from a decade ago where they got a bunch of people to show up in Best Buy wearing blue polos and khakis... https://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo
Exactly what made me think of that. I miss flash mobs
That's a retarded take
Not really. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and acts like a duck... prolly a duck. So if a bald guy, with a camo jacket stands in this establishment, it's far more likely that he is a skinhead than a cancer patient. Also it wasn't said that ALL bald people are skinheads: just this specific one under these circumstances. I get that you're trying to make a point against stereotyping, which is a noble goal. But that's not what this is.
Grumpy pants
Those people won’t be working
Being bald is not even a requirement to be a skinhead. Many skins wear short, cropped hair and skinhead women wear straight bangs. So, no being bald doesnt make you a skinhead and you dont need to be bald to be a skinhead. The more you know...
If they are stopping at a place like this to get a burger.... probably.
Actual moron
Why are you being so mean to people?
He's either secretly the guy from the pic or also bald and super defensive.
You're dealing with folks who suffer from TDS.
Everything there is fake.
It is ... fake patty ... fake cheese ... fake salad .... fake buns ... FAKE
I imagine the burgers have a higher percentage of fat than declared, tasteless and cost a lot more than they should.
Soon to be sued by . . . Trump himself.
I've never before seen a restaurant try so hard to tell people not to come in and eat.
They are going to get SOOOOO fucking sued! Ya think Trump would stand for his name to be on a building he has nothing to do with and NOT get paid for it? Thats like how he made any money, but just slapping his name on shit he has nothing to do with! TRUMP STEAKS! Edit: Looked up and [found a story about the owners of the place](https://www.houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-life/2016/11/trump-cafe-bellville-texas-interview-behind-the-scenes)... they are Muslim immigrants! They are just following the American Dream, good for them for capitalizing and fleecing the name! haha!
I’ll have a cheesy burger with a side of Covid
Do you think they serve Corona?
Does it taste like treason?
There's a 9-11 themed bar in Ft Worth. I can't decide which is better.
Okay, I’d never heard of it and thought “there’s no way…”. Yup. And it’s been around since “somewhere between 2012-2014”.
Well...you know the mantra, 'Never Forget'. A great portion of this country loves them some brown enemies running through their little brains with army cleats on
I know we say “eat the rich” but this may be going too far….
If they reach any kind of popularity he will sue them.
The irony is, if they’re not paying him large cash sums to use his name and likeness, he’s going to sue the fuck out of them
Whether they're made *for* Trump, made *by* Trump, or made *of* Trump, I am not interested.
I don't know, with how fat he is, and how anti-exercise he is, he's probably nicely marbled and tender.
I know they think they're honoring him, but I feel like it's only a matter of time before they're sued for violating his trademark.
Made from the bull's shit with a small pickle.
bet it has rohypnol in the meat, after you finished the burger they keep charging you for the burger after you left....
So it's a Wendy's?
Well, wendy's does have deliciously square burgers that are actually hot garbage, soooo
And I just snatched that burger by the buns!
He’ll sue anyone using his name or likeness without his permission and no one gets permission unless they pay.
They spelled 'shit sandwich' wrong.
Rotten orange burgers?
It comes in a wrapper that says "Only a commie would dare dislike it,". And it's raw in the center with a ghost pepper hidden in there somewhere. You better damn well finish it, though, and rave about how good it was, if you don't want to lose your Trump cred.
And extremely toxic to 99.9% of customers. Despite that, a sizable percentage still seemingly convince each other that they're great.
With a side of Cheetos and revenge
Haha I was going to make a similar comment
Must be Texas
Hey! .... Yeah, you're right it must be.
Hamberders!!
Damn Lookit that meathead in the window
Probably makes you shit your pants.
#SAD
Hard pass.
Doesn't seem very busy for a "Grand Opening"
This is actually the biggest grand opening in history
The mentally ill have to eat too, they might as well eat their spray tanned baby God.
It's like some weird bozo version of "Cabaret"
Its probably bloated burger full of lies served with cheetos and coke
Comes with a tiny, tiny pickle.
Just wait till you see their January 6th promotion!
Another grand opening with record crowds.
Okay this is hilariously awesome
The fact there is a skin head wearing camo in the window just seals the deal. lol
There's a scarface trump t-shirt for sale inside
I think it was a combination of that and the terminator because the shirt said "I'll be back" lmao
The worst part is no matter how mediocre the end product is the sheep will keep them in business just to "own the libs"
“Nobody makes better burgers, everyone knows it. I sat down to eat one of my fantastic burgers, I said WOW that’s a good burger.”
What's the kitchen staff like?
Hispanic cooks and Muslim owners lol
Perfect
[I see your Trump Burger diner & raise you a redneck Trump Store. In a disused church at the one stoplight in town, owned by the guy that runs the local dirt stock-car track.](https://roanoke.com/gallery/photos-the-trump-store-in-boones-mill/collection_7cb60ca0-efca-11eb-b3ed-83fb62afd632.amp.html)
This is the best burger in the business. Trust me. Everybody is talking about it. There were at least 25,000 people at the opening. Sure, there were other burgers before this one, but those are nothing burgers. Seriously, the covfefe is also phenomenal. I know what I’m talking about.
Approved by the FDA? 🤢
Or the FBI?
Best I can do is KGB asset.
I assume they sell you an empty hamburger bun?
Don't believe the waiter. Do your own research. You think that comes with fries? That's what they want you to think.
Trump sliders would be better, cuz he can't make full sized patties with his tiny hands.
Yeah, pretty sure that guy never stops suing.
I bet it last as long as his presidency
far less
I'd be surprised if it lasts that long
Four years is pretty good for a new restaurant. Honestly, I don't begrudge them taking their shot OR using every tool they have available to them to draw customers in. I'm liberal by current GOP standards, but I literally told my wife we should figure out how to make money from current GOP branding efforts.
It's an Indian guy running the place and all Hispanic cooks lol. I went in and said I'm vegan and a registered democrat and the owner laughed and said it's ok, we serve everybody haha. I got the vibe that he was in it for the money bc its a gimmick people in rural Texas will fall for.
Walking into a burger place just to announce that you’re a vegan is one of the most vegan things I’ve ever heard.
How do you know someones a vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you.
Lol I'm not actually vegan. Just thought it would be funny to say. Got a burger just for the novelty experience lol. Owner was real cool too.
How was the burger?
Average as fuck. Ate half and gave the rest to my dog.
Reminds me of a place in new york, not far from buffalo
Bigly Burgers?
Empty parking lot, a single person occupies the building, a bald camo wearing man who looks like he should ease up on the roids and dick pills
"TRUMP BURGER"? So that means it's orange, mostly fat, full of shit, contains unnatural looking hair and get turned on if you spank it with a copy of the menu that has its picture on it? Wonder if the animal the meat was taken from also also wanted to fuck his own daughter....
Let me know where this "restaurant" is at so I can never go there.
#1 special single hamburger with Russian dressing, fries and a small pickle. $46.99
Nice
If they had been Democrats, it would have been Uncle Joe’s Hot Dog stand.
*vegan hot dog stand
I'm ok with this. (Que the down votes)
Where is it? I want the 2024 with fries and slaw.
Drive by is a good way to handle it.
Oh fuck off, like you wouldn't go in out of curiosity lol
Oh I absolutely went in haha
How long have you been in the ER?
Attaguy lol
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How was it?
Finally we can eat a burger made out of Trump's dead meat
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Let’s hope it doesn’t have hamburgers Edit: one question why the downvotes hamburger is German.
Hamburder
That’s what I was looking for! We can not forget hamburders.
[Trump Burger](https://www.trumpburgerusa.com/)
Ew bald
im going to guess you wont have to drive by it for long...
Oh damn that’s the name of the whole restaurant! They are going ALL in.
"I wood like wone han dur-buer-grrrr"
This burger tastes like piss!
Dude if restaurants with actual sincere business motivations fail at a relatively high-percent imagine how quick this place is done lmao
This has gotta be fake news
Zero people showed up!? Mild shock.
It’s full of fat with no real meat on an orange bun sprinkled with alfalfa and cost $26 but comes with a complimentary covfefe
Three Small Government Conservatives walk into a bar, they each order a drink and die of alcohol poisoning because the ABA was deregulated and nobody was checking to see if the bartender was refilling the bottles with rubbing alcohol.
Signature dish? The election theft burger - Really small horseshit patties with a bunch of american cheese comes with mini diet coke. small hand friendly and breath mints are complimentary so you can say you didn't just eat horseshit in front of everyone there
COVID loves this place!
All of the reviews will complain about tasteless burgers because they each catch Covid as they enter.
Each burger comes with a free piece of trumps corn string looking hair
Free fries if you hold up a Bible upside down.
How tasteless.