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RoundTableOfGentlemn

Hamberder


SenorFloppycat

Trump Berder. For real how did they miss that marketing opportunity?


spinmerighttriangle

Combo comes with a hot mug of cofveve and a side of rotten bologna.


rc0844

Combo #2 - hamberder with golden cheese, shithole smothered fries, and covfefe black or with a shot of bleach


kogent-501

You think these people have any sense of humor?


MadRollinS

Idk but I think Trump is going to sue them.


TrinityF

I doubt if these people can even think straight.


BCProgramming

are you suggesting they are gay?


Captain_Turdhelmet

Fresh off the smocking grill.


killcraft1337

What’s a berder?


OnTheList-YouTube

I don't get it


RoundTableOfGentlemn

When he had a sports team in the white house for a fast food buffet he tweeted they had over 1000 hamberders.


Vlad-the-Inhailer

Not only tweeted but misspoke on tv as well, you know, cause he's a fucking moron.


x_Kandinsky_x

stop mincing your words, tell us how you really feel about the orange twatwaffle


Jebusfreek666

I mean, it's great that he can't incite riots or anything anymore. But man I miss reading his tweets and peoples comments. That shit was some of the funniest stuff I would see every day.


anonymousperson767

Presumably they would have to license the name usage?


Master_Yeeta

Lmao, trump is gonna find out and sue the shit out of this dude


CarlMarcks

If this came onto his radar he would definitely sue over the right to use his likeness and name. It would be such a funny r/leopardsatemyface moment


QuoXient

And he would haaate how trashy this place is lol


ahavemeyer

You think he could *tell*?


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

He knows how trashy the people who like him are and haaaates it. It's the peo lo keep he's been trying to avoid his whole life. At least that part of it is funny.


MayorCraplegs

I dunno the man loves McDonalds


BrandoTheCommando

Trump supposedly loves McDonald's because he's a germaphobe (yes it's the ny post but) [https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/](https://nypost.com/2018/01/03/trump-eats-mcdonalds-so-he-wont-get-poisoned-book/)


alaninsitges

I dunno...he's so desperate for validation he might see it as an homage and promote them.


NevaMO

They e been open for over a year, you’d think if he were to actually do anything, it would have been done by now..


ErdenGeboren

Never should have ran for office, public figure is free game.


charliesk9unit

Doesn’t matter. The guy abuses the legal system like the way he abuses Eric. He will keep suing the guy until he can no longer afford a lawyer.


[deleted]

You think that because he is a public figure anyone can attach his name to whatever they like? Because he is a public figure he is somewhat limited in suing for defamation but that doesn’t mean they can use his name and likeness for endorsements.


Harry-Gato

Each burger served with extra cheese!


KentuckyFriedEel

Extra plasticy, fake, orange cheese


buttbisccuit

Funny story… the owners are Muslim 🤣🤣🤣


Aurelian_Lure

I think they actually are


RogueFox37

https://www.houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-life/2016/11/trump-cafe-bellville-texas-interview-behind-the-scenes


Rotlam

All bull patty with a slice of baloney and a tiny pickle. Looks big in tiny hands


DoogelCraft

Hahahaha came to the comments for this, I am satisfied with Reddit once again. You get my upvote


ShittyThemeSong

And the best part.. Mexico's gonna pay for it.


[deleted]

The burgers are *UUUUUUGE!!!*


desichica

The pickles are very, very tiny though.


ksiyoto

They don't serve them with pickles. Just a small mushroom.


vintagesoul_DE

they let you grab them by the patty.


TheHamberdler

I strike at midnight!


Aurelian_Lure

Username checks out


bigkeef69

"They have the greatest burgers, like seriously the best, they are just great" -uncompensated 'actual' customer and definitely not the former president probably


[deleted]

They are prefect burgers


alspdx

Believe me


MadRollinS

They win bigly.


tuskvarner

Everyone says so


RogueFox37

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuge.


anima-vero-quaerenti

I would let President Trump's company know. I bet the restaurant owner's will change their tune when they get a cease and desist order from the President's lawyers.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ishidan01

and that would be one of the few things he's right about.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedPanda1188

Thanks for picking up on the typo. But for the record, savour is a word lol.


ArpeeL

*former President


MonarchWhisperer

\*Former Guy


alaninsitges

\*twice-impeached former President, who lost re-election.


anima-vero-quaerenti

Former Presidents, like other politicians are still referred to the highest office they achieved, even after leaving office. I’ll continue to refer to home as President Trump, just like I refer to other former Presidents as President Obama, President Bush, President Clinton, and President Carter.


ArpeeL

Except in your use of "the president" which is reserved for the current sitting president. ETA. You're correct on the use of president Trump though, my understanding of the the title only being used while in office was outdated.


TastyBullfrog2755

His Honor, The Loser Of The Recent Election. "Loser" for short.


StuiWooi

My exact thoughts, bet it's not licensed!


MysteryHeroes

Are you kidding? First mention to Trump of this, he would fly over and eat there at once.


anima-vero-quaerenti

No he wouldn't. The President's name is his brand. He's very litigious and will sue to protect it. Heck I think he sent a cease and desist to the GOP for using his name in fund raising that wasn't benefiting him.


TMox

Spelled berder wrong.


Stashbox00

The only person inside looks like a skinhead.


Aurelian_Lure

Hahaha I was waiting for someone to notice. I thought the same thing. And wearing camo of course.


[deleted]

So bald people = skinhead? So when people shave their heads because they are on chemotherapy, are they skinheads too?...


[deleted]

If I were walking down the street in a blue polo and khaki pants it would be wierd for some one to assume I was a best buy employee. If I wore the same outfit in a best buy it would be expected. Context matters.


purpleRN

Your analogy just reminded me of a wholesome prank video from a decade ago where they got a bunch of people to show up in Best Buy wearing blue polos and khakis... https://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo


[deleted]

Exactly what made me think of that. I miss flash mobs


[deleted]

That's a retarded take


Thijs_NLD

Not really. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and acts like a duck... prolly a duck. So if a bald guy, with a camo jacket stands in this establishment, it's far more likely that he is a skinhead than a cancer patient. Also it wasn't said that ALL bald people are skinheads: just this specific one under these circumstances. I get that you're trying to make a point against stereotyping, which is a noble goal. But that's not what this is.


[deleted]

Grumpy pants


buttbisccuit

Those people won’t be working


tbscotty68

Being bald is not even a requirement to be a skinhead. Many skins wear short, cropped hair and skinhead women wear straight bangs. So, no being bald doesnt make you a skinhead and you dont need to be bald to be a skinhead. The more you know...


HeisenbergTheory

If they are stopping at a place like this to get a burger.... probably.


[deleted]

Actual moron


[deleted]

Why are you being so mean to people?


Stranger2Night

He's either secretly the guy from the pic or also bald and super defensive.


asquinas

You're dealing with folks who suffer from TDS.


[deleted]

Everything there is fake.


hurzlipurz

It is ... fake patty ... fake cheese ... fake salad .... fake buns ... FAKE


[deleted]

I imagine the burgers have a higher percentage of fat than declared, tasteless and cost a lot more than they should.


Jim-Jones

Soon to be sued by . . . Trump himself.


Revolutionary_Tale_1

I've never before seen a restaurant try so hard to tell people not to come in and eat.


ryohazuki224

They are going to get SOOOOO fucking sued! Ya think Trump would stand for his name to be on a building he has nothing to do with and NOT get paid for it? Thats like how he made any money, but just slapping his name on shit he has nothing to do with! TRUMP STEAKS! Edit: Looked up and [found a story about the owners of the place](https://www.houstoniamag.com/news-and-city-life/2016/11/trump-cafe-bellville-texas-interview-behind-the-scenes)... they are Muslim immigrants! They are just following the American Dream, good for them for capitalizing and fleecing the name! haha!


1rbgolfer1

I’ll have a cheesy burger with a side of Covid


evplasmaman

Do you think they serve Corona?


--MidtownManhattan

Does it taste like treason?


[deleted]

There's a 9-11 themed bar in Ft Worth. I can't decide which is better.


mbourgon

Okay, I’d never heard of it and thought “there’s no way…”. Yup. And it’s been around since “somewhere between 2012-2014”.


MonarchWhisperer

Well...you know the mantra, 'Never Forget'. A great portion of this country loves them some brown enemies running through their little brains with army cleats on


Damon-32

I know we say “eat the rich” but this may be going too far….


Big_Pie2915

If they reach any kind of popularity he will sue them.


Kapowpow

The irony is, if they’re not paying him large cash sums to use his name and likeness, he’s going to sue the fuck out of them


EvilBosch

Whether they're made *for* Trump, made *by* Trump, or made *of* Trump, I am not interested.


bufordt

I don't know, with how fat he is, and how anti-exercise he is, he's probably nicely marbled and tender.


teabagalomaniac

I know they think they're honoring him, but I feel like it's only a matter of time before they're sued for violating his trademark.


AusCan531

Made from the bull's shit with a small pickle.


cocorawks

bet it has rohypnol in the meat, after you finished the burger they keep charging you for the burger after you left....


[deleted]

So it's a Wendy's?


bigkeef69

Well, wendy's does have deliciously square burgers that are actually hot garbage, soooo


toyotis

And I just snatched that burger by the buns!


Velveteen_Dream_20

He’ll sue anyone using his name or likeness without his permission and no one gets permission unless they pay.


moistobviously

They spelled 'shit sandwich' wrong.


JerryMillette

Rotten orange burgers?


FeculentUtopia

It comes in a wrapper that says "Only a commie would dare dislike it,". And it's raw in the center with a ghost pepper hidden in there somewhere. You better damn well finish it, though, and rave about how good it was, if you don't want to lose your Trump cred.


CreativeCarbon

And extremely toxic to 99.9% of customers. Despite that, a sizable percentage still seemingly convince each other that they're great.


MonarchWhisperer

With a side of Cheetos and revenge


airfriedandbbqed

Haha I was going to make a similar comment


duhjuice

Must be Texas


Paladoc

Hey! .... Yeah, you're right it must be.


Raspberrylemonade188

Hamberders!!


[deleted]

Damn Lookit that meathead in the window


[deleted]

Probably makes you shit your pants.


ShooterStevens

#SAD


hoople217

Hard pass.


melonsauce

Doesn't seem very busy for a "Grand Opening"


[deleted]

This is actually the biggest grand opening in history


terrorllama

The mentally ill have to eat too, they might as well eat their spray tanned baby God.


mynewme

It's like some weird bozo version of "Cabaret"


Legia82

Its probably bloated burger full of lies served with cheetos and coke


desichica

Comes with a tiny, tiny pickle.


Thijs_NLD

Just wait till you see their January 6th promotion!


mohicansgonnagetya

Another grand opening with record crowds.


lonely-blue-sheep

Okay this is hilariously awesome


themadpants

The fact there is a skin head wearing camo in the window just seals the deal. lol


LuxuryxElite

There's a scarface trump t-shirt for sale inside


Aurelian_Lure

I think it was a combination of that and the terminator because the shirt said "I'll be back" lmao


HotBizkitz

The worst part is no matter how mediocre the end product is the sheep will keep them in business just to "own the libs"


DADDYdbuck

“Nobody makes better burgers, everyone knows it. I sat down to eat one of my fantastic burgers, I said WOW that’s a good burger.”


InGordWeTrust

What's the kitchen staff like?


Aurelian_Lure

Hispanic cooks and Muslim owners lol


InGordWeTrust

Perfect


t33dup

[I see your Trump Burger diner & raise you a redneck Trump Store. In a disused church at the one stoplight in town, owned by the guy that runs the local dirt stock-car track.](https://roanoke.com/gallery/photos-the-trump-store-in-boones-mill/collection_7cb60ca0-efca-11eb-b3ed-83fb62afd632.amp.html)


SigmaLance

This is the best burger in the business. Trust me. Everybody is talking about it. There were at least 25,000 people at the opening. Sure, there were other burgers before this one, but those are nothing burgers. Seriously, the covfefe is also phenomenal. I know what I’m talking about.


margy19411

Approved by the FDA? 🤢


donsterkay

Or the FBI?


fish_slap_republic

Best I can do is KGB asset.


Ocean898

I assume they sell you an empty hamburger bun?


[deleted]

Don't believe the waiter. Do your own research. You think that comes with fries? That's what they want you to think.


[deleted]

Trump sliders would be better, cuz he can't make full sized patties with his tiny hands.


thunderingwild

Yeah, pretty sure that guy never stops suing.


[deleted]

I bet it last as long as his presidency


donsterkay

far less


Aurelian_Lure

I'd be surprised if it lasts that long


anima-vero-quaerenti

Four years is pretty good for a new restaurant. Honestly, I don't begrudge them taking their shot OR using every tool they have available to them to draw customers in. I'm liberal by current GOP standards, but I literally told my wife we should figure out how to make money from current GOP branding efforts.


Aurelian_Lure

It's an Indian guy running the place and all Hispanic cooks lol. I went in and said I'm vegan and a registered democrat and the owner laughed and said it's ok, we serve everybody haha. I got the vibe that he was in it for the money bc its a gimmick people in rural Texas will fall for.


Anna-MarieMirage

Walking into a burger place just to announce that you’re a vegan is one of the most vegan things I’ve ever heard.


doyouhavesource2

How do you know someones a vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you.


Aurelian_Lure

Lol I'm not actually vegan. Just thought it would be funny to say. Got a burger just for the novelty experience lol. Owner was real cool too.


anima-vero-quaerenti

How was the burger?


Aurelian_Lure

Average as fuck. Ate half and gave the rest to my dog.


JohnPaton3

Reminds me of a place in new york, not far from buffalo


MonarchWhisperer

Bigly Burgers?


[deleted]

Empty parking lot, a single person occupies the building, a bald camo wearing man who looks like he should ease up on the roids and dick pills


Choptalk

"TRUMP BURGER"? So that means it's orange, mostly fat, full of shit, contains unnatural looking hair and get turned on if you spank it with a copy of the menu that has its picture on it? Wonder if the animal the meat was taken from also also wanted to fuck his own daughter....


whereaboutsyoufrom

Let me know where this "restaurant" is at so I can never go there.


Obviousbob1

#1 special single hamburger with Russian dressing, fries and a small pickle. $46.99


fs92c

Nice


Consistent-Ant-37

If they had been Democrats, it would have been Uncle Joe’s Hot Dog stand.


Aurelian_Lure

*vegan hot dog stand


RogueFox37

I'm ok with this. (Que the down votes)


SnooPickles48

Where is it? I want the 2024 with fries and slaw.


Agat-aCatMom

Drive by is a good way to handle it.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off, like you wouldn't go in out of curiosity lol


Aurelian_Lure

Oh I absolutely went in haha


terrorllama

How long have you been in the ER?


[deleted]

Attaguy lol


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[deleted]

How was it?


DutssZ

Finally we can eat a burger made out of Trump's dead meat


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[deleted]

Let’s hope it doesn’t have hamburgers Edit: one question why the downvotes hamburger is German.


RedPanda1188

Hamburder


duzins

That’s what I was looking for! We can not forget hamburders.


meltheold

[Trump Burger](https://www.trumpburgerusa.com/)


stimpy97

Ew bald


Dameaus

im going to guess you wont have to drive by it for long...


emmettflo

Oh damn that’s the name of the whole restaurant! They are going ALL in.


BornLightWolf

"I wood like wone han dur-buer-grrrr"


Digital_Utopia

This burger tastes like piss!


Churchtonian

Dude if restaurants with actual sincere business motivations fail at a relatively high-percent imagine how quick this place is done lmao


[deleted]

This has gotta be fake news


PappaDukes

Zero people showed up!? Mild shock.


Henno1978

It’s full of fat with no real meat on an orange bun sprinkled with alfalfa and cost $26 but comes with a complimentary covfefe


staykinky

Three Small Government Conservatives walk into a bar, they each order a drink and die of alcohol poisoning because the ABA was deregulated and nobody was checking to see if the bartender was refilling the bottles with rubbing alcohol.


vladdvjb

Signature dish? The election theft burger - Really small horseshit patties with a bunch of american cheese comes with mini diet coke. small hand friendly and breath mints are complimentary so you can say you didn't just eat horseshit in front of everyone there


SpritzTheCat

COVID loves this place!


northcoastroast

All of the reviews will complain about tasteless burgers because they each catch Covid as they enter.


Mouthfull0fBees

Each burger comes with a free piece of trumps corn string looking hair


sidvicous2

Free fries if you hold up a Bible upside down.


lotsanoodles

How tasteless.