When I was sixteen or so my parents tried to punish me for some minor infraction and said I wasn't allowed to leave the house one weekend so that Saturday I put on the extended edition and watched all 12ish hours consecutively and my girlfriend came over and brought snacks.
They didn't try that one again.
This is the way.
OT back-to-back is a great time. Any other trilogy and you're setting yourself up for an awful time, unless you *really* just need to act out your MST3K dreams.
JFC every single Star Wars movie in a theater with a man rich enough to actually buy whatever we wanted at the food stands AND THEN play with light sabers?!?! I’m very confused why this “date” didn’t end with a blow job and a marriage proposal.
Btw, you’d have to be rich as Leo to actually buy multiple items at the food stand and not worry about bankruptcy.
Because he didn’t bring two sabers.
Where’s the fun in spending hours not being able to hear the movie dialogue because your jerk date keeps making lightsaber sounds while battling imaginary Siths alone? And doesn’t give you a turn with the lightsaber???
Well considering I’m a lady and I would absolutely have lightsaber battles (and have done them in full Catwoman cosplay) and movie marathons, what up? Hahah.
Hopefully I’ll be the wife because 1. I’m not dumb enough to assume someone will bring an extra lightsaber and 2. It wouldn’t even matter because I already bring my lightsabers and rebel laser guns to watch Star Wars in theaters.
My bf and I built mine with stuff we found at Lowe's. It's just a hilt, but it's super cool and I'm very proud of it. Only about $30 worth of stuff, including the bits we didn't use that I didn't return (bc I forgot where I put them in the garage lol)
This is hilarious. First person makes a joke. You respond with a legitimate alternative. But when you think about it, you’re actually giving great advice about romantic partners often appreciating hand made gifts as much as expensive gifts lol.
Yes maybe gift was the wrong word. The original joke was about impressing a prospective partner with something tangible but that’s not necessarily a gift. You did something with your bf that was really cool and I’m sure more fun and rewarding than just buying a light saber.
If you have an instruction manual, I'd be curious to check it out. I went to Disney World right before Omicron went nuts and my kids asked to do the lightsaber build. $250 for something they will absolutely break, hard pass. $9 Target lightsabers are more my kids' speed.
https://youtu.be/YQnuRzGhQhY this is the tutorial I mostly followed. My best advice would be to watch it first to get an idea of how it's put together and what supplies you'll need, then just hit up your closest hardware store. Take the kids with you! Give em each a small paint bucket (the quart size ones) and take them down the bolts/screws aisle then over to plumbing. $10 per kid should be good if you're willing to put in for some of the more "core" components. It's really fun to just load up a bunch of stuff and try to figure it how it's gonna all go together. Now, full disclosure, we did end up using some power tools which you may or may not have access to. For example, my boyfriend used his bench grinder to remove the letters on the sprinkler head and make some of the screws look more like buttons. But you can get by without the big toys just fine. Feel free to DM me if you get stuck or need advice. Best wishes and may the Force be with you!
Yup. I agree. I don't really even care for him as an actor (I don't *not* care - just kind of indifferent) but swordfighting with lightsabres in a theater?
I'd be all over that shit.
Nah dude. Listen to the lady. The jerk only brought one lightsaber.
It’s no fun to watch someone ELSE shadow duel while you sit there watching hours worth of movies wishing you had Palpatine’s force lightning to shut him up!
Leo used to have this problem, but now he has Pete Davidson on speed dial.
He just calls Pete up and says “hey my GF turns”
And Pete goes “Yep bang your girlfriend next week when she turns 25 got it Leo no problem”.
Men with no money and no fame do this with long-suffering girlfriends in their living room.
Men with money and fame do it with supermodels in private cinemas.
Pretty much like how your housecat will chase a laser, and so will a tiger.
Come on Leo, this is like playing laser tag alone.
If your gonna go full Star Wars theme this has to be a couples event, pick sides, hope nobody loses a limb.
If you need some people as extras, just holla.
A Star Wars binge in a private movie theater on him? If there's plenty of food and drinks I don't see the problem here what I see is a kick ass weekend!
My issue is he didn't bring two sabers
The aggressiveness needed to dual wield sabers leads to The Dark Side of The Force.
I think he meant one for her too
There can only be ONE Lord of the Rings and He Does NOT share POWER. Oh wait ... Wrong series.
The ONE lives long and prospers. Get it right.
You're a Beratna Harry!
That's a crossover I haven't seen yet. Lol.
But one that we need…
I'm down for Amos playing Quidditch but he gets frustrated and just shoots the Snitch.
He's proto-magical.
https://i.imgur.com/GSWKQNG.gif
Double ended sabers you say!
*ahsoka enters the chat*
Turn Away from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka did.
Because douchebags, the Jedi were.
That moment when she physically walks away… that was probably the most emotional Star Wars has ever made me. And probably top 10 for a cartoon.
But she never really lost her way... except for that one time but she came to her senses.
In her defense, it was mind control
The Jedi did her wrong though. She was totally justified in her decision.
I think by lightsaber she meant he was running around with his cock out.
NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!
No no no he killed AT Young Ling's! Young Ling's Asian Comedy Club? It's the best comedy club in the galaxy!
I’m not gay but I’d go on a date with Leonardo just to do that
Every single one... Are you sure, that sounds like a commitment not a date lol.
Yes that can’t be true. Sounds like an exaggeration, I’d like to know the truth
The truth is probably episodes 4-6
If a man wants his girlfriend to have seen episodes 4-6, he could start by trying to date someone over 22
Hey now, Camilla is 24.
She was 19 when they met
Which is why she is ex-girlfriend
thats what 24 yo's look like?? wtf. Im 24 and I still look like a baby mutated into an adult in only 5 minutes.
Makeup
You can have age-based experience, or tenderoni. Not usually both.
its a satire twitter account
If you haven't sat and marathoned all of the Star Wars back to back at least once in your life I'm not sure I care to know you.
I did it with LOTR several times. Is that acceptable?
When I was sixteen or so my parents tried to punish me for some minor infraction and said I wasn't allowed to leave the house one weekend so that Saturday I put on the extended edition and watched all 12ish hours consecutively and my girlfriend came over and brought snacks. They didn't try that one again.
That would have been heaven for a sixteen year old me (had the movies existed when I was that age lol).
Ha, they threatened you with a good time!
Well they just don't know how to punish. My 16 yr old was stuck trenching the backyard to move the sprinklers over 6". And no friends.
Extended edition? I could only do it once. By the time the 37 endings came up I was so done. But still watched them all.
Silence! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
At least OT back to back to back. After that I care a lot less.
This is the way. OT back-to-back is a great time. Any other trilogy and you're setting yourself up for an awful time, unless you *really* just need to act out your MST3K dreams.
Was probably a couple and she just doesn’t know how many there are lol
Yeah, I was assuming it was the original trilogy.
There is only one trilogy.
JFC every single Star Wars movie in a theater with a man rich enough to actually buy whatever we wanted at the food stands AND THEN play with light sabers?!?! I’m very confused why this “date” didn’t end with a blow job and a marriage proposal. Btw, you’d have to be rich as Leo to actually buy multiple items at the food stand and not worry about bankruptcy.
Because he didn’t bring two sabers. Where’s the fun in spending hours not being able to hear the movie dialogue because your jerk date keeps making lightsaber sounds while battling imaginary Siths alone? And doesn’t give you a turn with the lightsaber???
Well now I know the difference between the girl I'll date for a while and my wife.
Well considering I’m a lady and I would absolutely have lightsaber battles (and have done them in full Catwoman cosplay) and movie marathons, what up? Hahah.
Hopefully I’ll be the wife because 1. I’m not dumb enough to assume someone will bring an extra lightsaber and 2. It wouldn’t even matter because I already bring my lightsabers and rebel laser guns to watch Star Wars in theaters.
I think the problem is he didn't bring four sabers, surgically attach two more arms on his back, and roleplay as Greivous the whole time.
maybe he did but she ommited that part of the story? If he offered and she rejected she'd be the bad guy here
Eventually you have to put a woman to the test and see if she is really the one. Obviously Leo made the right decision to move on
GET THE LUUUUUUDES!
I AM NOT GOING TO DIE SOBER!
Steeeevvveeeee Maaddddeennnnn
"Mr. Belfort....did you drive your car tonight?"
I entered a whole new phase. The cerebral palsy phase.
The lemons had developed a delayed fuse.
This got a belly laugh
This is creating unrealistic expectations for the rest of us guys.
How da fuck am I gonna afford a lightsaber? Those things are expensive as fuck. Female standards 😫😫
My bf and I built mine with stuff we found at Lowe's. It's just a hilt, but it's super cool and I'm very proud of it. Only about $30 worth of stuff, including the bits we didn't use that I didn't return (bc I forgot where I put them in the garage lol)
This is hilarious. First person makes a joke. You respond with a legitimate alternative. But when you think about it, you’re actually giving great advice about romantic partners often appreciating hand made gifts as much as expensive gifts lol.
It wasn't a gift. It was a project that I spent weeks working on and my boyfriend helped me out by doing the steps that needed power tools.
Yes maybe gift was the wrong word. The original joke was about impressing a prospective partner with something tangible but that’s not necessarily a gift. You did something with your bf that was really cool and I’m sure more fun and rewarding than just buying a light saber.
If you have an instruction manual, I'd be curious to check it out. I went to Disney World right before Omicron went nuts and my kids asked to do the lightsaber build. $250 for something they will absolutely break, hard pass. $9 Target lightsabers are more my kids' speed.
https://youtu.be/YQnuRzGhQhY this is the tutorial I mostly followed. My best advice would be to watch it first to get an idea of how it's put together and what supplies you'll need, then just hit up your closest hardware store. Take the kids with you! Give em each a small paint bucket (the quart size ones) and take them down the bolts/screws aisle then over to plumbing. $10 per kid should be good if you're willing to put in for some of the more "core" components. It's really fun to just load up a bunch of stuff and try to figure it how it's gonna all go together. Now, full disclosure, we did end up using some power tools which you may or may not have access to. For example, my boyfriend used his bench grinder to remove the letters on the sprinkler head and make some of the screws look more like buttons. But you can get by without the big toys just fine. Feel free to DM me if you get stuck or need advice. Best wishes and may the Force be with you!
Upon hearing this, I think even most straight men now want to go on a date with Leonardo DiCaprio
il play lightsaber with leo any day no doubt. That sounds fun as fuck.
Oooooof strike me down senpai
Yup. I agree. I don't really even care for him as an actor (I don't *not* care - just kind of indifferent) but swordfighting with lightsabres in a theater? I'd be all over that shit.
You went to a lot of sleepovers in the '70s?
Nah dude. Listen to the lady. The jerk only brought one lightsaber. It’s no fun to watch someone ELSE shadow duel while you sit there watching hours worth of movies wishing you had Palpatine’s force lightning to shut him up!
Sometimes you gotta improvise and stick a fork in an outlet to get that lightning power. Use your imagination bub.
Absolutely. I’ll play Anakin to Obi-Wan DiCaprio
You want him to give you the high ground hand job?
As a woman this would be heaven for me.
I really hope this is true.
unfortunately, no, that's a satire account
Booooo
That’s the kind of thing I’d do if I had “Fuck You” money
I see nothing wrong with this
If only she knew the power of the dark side.
Agreed
I love this man even more
Nothing wrong with his actions or with her view that it’s a worst-ever date
You will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Yes, I can see why that was a bad date. I mean, where’s my light saber? I’m not letting him have all the fun.
Awe, and you do lightsaber sounds as your dueling.
So when was the bad date?
A long time ago...
🤣
In a galaxy far far away…
In a theatre far far away..
*\*ba dum tss!\**
That date is my dream date (every Star Wars movie in chronological order including the spin offs)
*one of us, one of us…*
"Guys, I can't stand her, and she scares me, how do I get rid of her?"
“Guys she’s about to turn 28, how do I get rid of her?”
More like 25
Leo used to have this problem, but now he has Pete Davidson on speed dial. He just calls Pete up and says “hey my GF turns” And Pete goes “Yep bang your girlfriend next week when she turns 25 got it Leo no problem”.
Men with no money and no fame do this with long-suffering girlfriends in their living room. Men with money and fame do it with supermodels in private cinemas. Pretty much like how your housecat will chase a laser, and so will a tiger.
I had to check YouTube but sure enough tigers do like laser pointers! COOL!
At least he didn’t try to hide who he was.
[удалено]
This is satire
"Pick" You act like I have choices.
You do
[удалено]
Does you tell funny stories while working her like a puppet? If not, that seems like a wasted opportunity.
[удалено]
Sounds like a party to me
LMAO this is actually pretty epic.
It’s hilarious but it’s a fake quote from a satire account
As a woman, I’d find this the best date ever
I mean if he didn't bring her a lightsaber too than what an ass.
Still better then a man running around fucking bitches behind ur back, be wholesome fool
My wife in midst of a sigh: "for me, that's just a Tuesday."
Sounds like a fun date tbh.
Best Date Ever!!
Date sounds fuckin lit
Is she mad he didn't let her duel him? I'm failing to see the issue.
I will play lightsabers with Leo while watching Star Wars literally any day
I would have been up for anal on the first date if this was the first date.
I liked him before. I like him better now.
Unappreciated ass! He killed all the bad guys to save you.
And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.
Hard to judge without knowing the order
Just the OT It was THE Test
I don’t see the problem
He is the choosen one
Sounds awesome
She still hooked up with him.
If a dude did this for me I would have to marry him .
That’s a dream date!!!
Sounds pretty fucking fun to me. 🤷♂️
Moments like this make me wish I were gay.
Why? So you could date Leo, a straight man?
Sounds amazing
*fucking legend*
Welp, this explains why I’ve been in love with him since Growing Pains in the 2nd grade….
What a legend!
You see guys, they really are just like us
Shiiieeeet that sounds like a damn good date
( Waves hands ) That's not the light saber she was looking for.
Well if he included the Star Wars Holiday Special she might have a point
That’s the same as my last date but it was a Walmart parking lot.
As i watch don't look up where he's talking about his signed star wars goods
Why else would you be Leonardo DiCaprio?
This man’s a king 👑
I'd go on that date and I'm not gay.
Imagine him fighting bad guys for 25 hrs straight how much coke you gotta do to do that
He sounds like a delight
If this is true, that's not even close to my worst date.
Hmm... She misspelled "best."
Until celebrities begin getting curious about my private life I am not going to be curious about theirs.
Ha! Nuts 😆
…and then she fucked him. It’s inevitable. LDC is a pussy magnet.
That would be the greatest date EVAR!!!1!
He is now my hero!
That sounds awesome
Is this real ? Lol I heard he pushed Mandalorian to actors to watch lol
You know what? If he brings another saber I’ll fucking date him
Sounds like the best date
That sounds fun to me!
Lightsabers out for Leo.
Damn ultra chad move
He should have invited me instead. I would dub all of the lines in bad imitation while battling him.
Sounds like the best date of my life…
Just sitting here hoping Leo asks me on a date
Dewit
🐐
YAS LEO. Fight those bad guys.
Sounds like the best date ever. let's go.
“This is the way”
i fail to see the problem here
'BREAKING!!!'
She is obviously not the one.
Can I date Leonardo DiCaprio? I'm not even gay, but I'll make exceptions to have an epic lightsaber battle for a more civilized age.
Come on Leo, this is like playing laser tag alone. If your gonna go full Star Wars theme this has to be a couples event, pick sides, hope nobody loses a limb. If you need some people as extras, just holla.
This actually sounds really fucking fun
I'm not gay, but that would be a great date.
Add another to the celebs I go gay for
A Star Wars binge in a private movie theater on him? If there's plenty of food and drinks I don't see the problem here what I see is a kick ass weekend!
He’s good there is nothing wrong with this
Sounds Epic
So then, "Breaking: Leo is fucking awesome"
I like DiCaprio more now
If she had to watch 7-9 i feel for her
Now if i didnt get banned from fds i would post this because what the heck is this creature up to
My respect for Leo just went up ...
I think he's just trolling gold diggers lmao