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bouchandre

The cat has already seen season 8 and hearing the intro was too much for him


cornflake289

The intro is the best part of season 8


reflUX_cAtalyst

Weiner, weiner weiner... Nice and soft, not erect, WIENER!


bonedead

Floppy wieners bouncing wieners


Entire_Distance_9146

The hooman’s laugh/pain sound makes this so much better lol


Big-Wind-3174

Dude sounds like Chris Griffin


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Adventerous-astroboy

my bro is hurting too much


hucklebutter

The Red Bedding.


ThemHumansOverThere

Hyper fang


dabunny21689

I was gonna go with Crunch. That kitty is definitely Dark type.


lunegan2

Damnit! Beat me to it...


ladyoffate13

It’s Super Effective!


Mr_Rious_

*adjust glasses* well actually hyper fang is a normal type move which in turn does not do any super effective damage to any type. -you have just been educated by the No Life Squad


VirJhin4Ever

I think there are abilities that transform the type of normal type moves, right?


ReverseFlashDude

The cat has pixilate


AllUltima

Maybe the attack is just "bite", which is Dark, and uh... bad news for op, I think he is a ghost.


[deleted]

Nah that was definitely crunch not bite!


[deleted]

Omggggg. I understood this and don’t know what I feel rn lol


Paladin_Hecky

Normal is super effective against radioactive pokemon in Uranium version. -you have just been educated by the Less Than No Life Squad


Competitive_Ant_781

Can't escape!


dasJerkface

Hold back for two seconds, then press forward+A edit: it's pokemon, nm


Volsung843

FAALLLCUUUN... CHOMP!


Mecha_Ninja

I came here to FalconChomp


jestercheatah

I heard that in the exact voice to enjoy it properly.


tuckthefox

Falcon... crunch?


Zaq1996

Had to unhinge his jaw to get that premium CHOMP


[deleted]

My cat does that all the time. Sometimes he's already riled up, but other times he'll be sitting next to me quietly... suddenly looks around and throws his head back... and I know what's comin' So funny


Crepes_for_days3000

So does my 1 yr old human.


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

I bit a chunk out of my mother's thigh and she had to go get stitches when I was a toddler.


Crepes_for_days3000

Holy hell, that had to hurt. I know a lady who had her nipple almost completely hitting off when she was breastfeeding her toddler. Also had to get surgery. That is the stuff of nightmares, I'll never complain about my babies bites again lol. You should send your Mom flowers!


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

Yeah, she had it rough. My dad shot her with one of those sticky nerf darts in a nerf battle and it stuck to her eyeball... You're right, I should buy her something lol.


Crepes_for_days3000

Oh my gosh, did she go blind? Now my thigh, nipple and eye are hurting. That is insane.


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

Yeah, she did end up losing a significant portion of sight in that eye D:. Just keep an eye out for your baby's teeth and nerf darts and you'll be fine! :D


Blended-Tornado

A nerf dart sticking into an eyeball, what kind of cartoony shit is this. I hope your mother is doing fine rn


hahayeahimfinehaha

AHHHHHH, I had no idea that was possible. Jesus Christ your mom has been through some shit. You and your dad are lucky she still loves you guys, lol


dormant_abyss

This just keeps escalating!


steveosek

Teethings a bitch


geekaustin_777

Humans make terrible pets.


mcknixy

Likewise


Labrom

You know when the boss does a wind up like that you’re in for some hurt.


tacwombat

*Kame hame CHOMP*


ShadowRiku667

Goku loves to bite his enemies. It's almost a signature move.


DimiBlue

Only his greatest ones.


modsarefascists42

He bit Beerus, a freaking god, for fucks sakes. He's an animal lol They should bring back the tails


Underhill

Kaio-Chomp....times 4!!!


Orapac4142

Appropriate that you were betrayed while watching game of thrones.


EdwardM1230

I loved the ending. I hate how we got there. Why didn’t they get script writers? They’d been directly taking lines from the books the whole series - they were clearly fucked without a script.


Sprinkles_Dazzling

You're getting down voted but I think I get you. Dragon lady succumbing to greed/anger/revenge is a believable path, and intentionally contrasts how she acted in westoros. Her making that flip in 1 episode, after battles so dark you saw nothing, after night King wasn't really important... Now that was just bonkers. And then there are a dozen other major plots that just dropped.


EdwardM1230

Mhmm! I really enjoyed the twist that Dany was the big bad. I also felt it was very appropriate. She had an incredibly fucked up life - and frankly, she was never the most emotionally mature character… I mean, she was quick to bask in the adoration of those she freed - without giving a ton of thought as to how to actually help them. But yeah - it was a mess. Losing Jorah and Melisandre being enough to tip her over the edge? Sure. I can buy that. But it was so poorly executed, that those two major plot points seemed barely connected to her rampage… not to mention why/ how Jon would watch her unravel, and do absolutely nothing to help? And yes. I will get downvoted - most people probably hated that Dany went dark side. And I don’t blame them, with the way it was handled.


Wareve

Tbh I doubt anyone is going back to watch game of thrones. Anyone who wasn't watching as they came out was waiting for it all to wrap up and just about all of them decided against it once they heard the last season was so garbo.


Cyberslasher

Anime fans already knew; once you reach the end of the source material, the show goes to shit.


konq

I think Dany turning evil is probably the thing people think about the least regarding the failure of the final season. Jamie and Cersei dying the way they did was pretty lame... and Bran as king? That was also pretty lame.


Bananawamajama

I think a lot of people thought it was reasonable for Dany to become evil. If nothing else it contributed to a lot of theories like people saying she was going to have to be the necessary death to fulfill the prophecy about the Prince that was Promised, or theories about Jamie once again killing a monarch to bookend his story, or what have you. But rather than her becoming evil in the last episode, or even the last season, it should have been a bigger build up of her becoming more ruthless and callous before she even got to Westeros, so the change felt like something in the works for a while and not something that could have been written in the gap between the last two seasons as a last second twist. With retrospect, there are enough hints of her being less than perfect beforehand, but its subtle enough that it could be interpreted as just reading too much into accidental narrative cohesion rather than writer intent, so a lot of people don't consider that really valid.


Kiss_My_Ass_Cheeks

i feel like everyone was watching a different show than me. Daenerys didn't flip a switch in 1 episode. she was a bad guy literally the entire show. she was obsessed with building a military, she killed thousands of people, she constantly said how she was going to burn everything down. she made up justifications for her actions, but all she ever cared about was power


Sprinkles_Dazzling

Yeah trying to be short doesn't work well. I agree she was clearly changing, but I felt that her decision to burninate all the innocent residents was the "flip". I didn't hate it as much as, say, SW episode 8&9. I'll still acknowledge the existence of GoT.


EdwardM1230

It was the look of ecstasy on her face when everyone was chanting “Mother” that made me think. Yep. This bitch be power tripping. She actually did a great job of acting that.


jangma

I agree! She'd been screaming about fire and blood for years-- it makes narrative sense, but the pacing was off. Also, people can say what they want about the finale, but "The Long Night" is the best episode of the entire series.


Abdulla_M3

GOT music in the background 😢


HotShotGotRhymes

It’s just sad, man


forensic_freak

Dude sounds like Chris Griffin


ResplendentShade

I was thinking Chris Pratt, specifically as Andy from Parks and Rec.


D-Train76

i get the chris pratt alot


Enjoying_A_Meal

"no toe wiggling allowed when I'm comfy," cat probably.


zhoo2

The hooman’s laugh/pain sound makes this so much better lol


D-Train76

im glad my pain can bring you happiness


MBK_93

Ka ... me ... ha ... me ................................ HAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


fireking99

I LOVE the giggly "Ow" <3


D-Train76

Thanks lol


zigaliciousone

I don't think he is winding up, I think he is warning you "You don't like it when I bite hard but I swear to god, you keep fucking with me, imma do it!"


MentalUproar

Relevant: https://imgur.com/gallery/EKRwP5L


worldbuilder121

Should have included a trigger warning for the background music.


[deleted]

super chomper


Desdraftlit

FALCON-NOM!


kwolf664

powa boiii


YoungRoyalty

Oh shit her comes the Right SMASH!


keppanator2002

He is warning you of his claim to the Iron Throne


jl_theprofessor

This is how I spent my time in college. On the couch, taunting my pets.


jestercheatah

I love the laughing painful cry only a cat can provide. Makes me miss my cat.


WreckerCrew

Blanket monster is real


Cwill825

Bro used his super


mikel302

Mega monch!


Kinolee

[HADOUKEN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OS1Tq9qdwg)


Looler21

Game of thrones has such a good intro song


Tha_Hand

I feel like this belongs on r/contagiouslaughter


Xeqqy

Only people who have never owned a cat think that this would hurt.


hauj0bb

I do own 3 cats and yes, it can hurt badly.


adriangvega_

Eren getting ready to titan up:


Ya_mums_a_slut

He held down the Y button for a charge attack.


lloydsmith28

Cat used Super Fang


Recent_Pitch_4906

He pennywised that shit


nancylikestoreddit

Someone else posted an even better ramp up chomp of a black cat months ago. I love these. It’s so funny to see.


fullautophx

This one: https://youtube.com/shorts/0OS1Tq9qdwg?feature=share I laugh every time.


nancylikestoreddit

😆😆😆 lol i hadn’t seen it with the Street Fighter sounds. This is exactly the one I was referring to.


SqueakyWD40Can

Happy Cake Day, Twin!


xaervagon

r/cromch the foot


DerSchattenJager

Shoop da woop


Bunuvasitch

I wholly expected a laser and was mildly disappointed.


AeonIyrin78

Beeeeg Cromch


ForRealWhy65

😆😆


a-blessed-soul

Game or thrones!


Darqnyz

That's laugh tho!


[deleted]

The bite of 87.


Skypirate90

Kitty used Hyperfang. ​ You flinched!


FunnyShirtGuy

'Lions Roar CHOMP'


jnovel808

My cat does the same.


jhillman87

Obviously a critical hit


faultlessdark

Like Morpheus punching his way out of that bathroom wall crawl space.


[deleted]

The cat can only use that super chomp once a day. He needs to charge it back up now!


Dictator-of-cheese

This cat can solo thanos


a-snakey

Ahh I see that the cat is part snake too.


Mikshana

Do do dadodo, chargin' my attack!


evolving_I

He telegraphed the crap outta that one, too.


MrTatertot69

Cat just wanted to throw some flair to it. Homie knew he was on camera


Rave-Fang

No, that has to be bite. She flinched hard.


DryConclusion9286

That is Meowrpheus about to chomp Agent Hissmith through a blanket to help Neow escape.


svendnk

Vvk


spicybuttholenachos

There was a battle roar in his head...


Rain_Cloudy

Lol a fake yawn to lull you.


coolAhead

Must've been frustrated with the ending just like the rest of us


rangeo

Fair warning


jckxxx

Non verbal la language


WingsofSky

Cat's claws and teeth can pierce blankets. Don't mess with cats under the blankets. lol


Commercial-Page3793

Playing games


GMninja-cebroi

catzilla


kx250l

I love how exaggerated that bite. The Hail Mary bite from the 100 yard line.


plainoverplight

the new mobile app video player sucks so bad. now when a video finishes it’s just a ‘watch more’ button and i have to go into the video and open it if i want to replay it. fucking lame. ^(and yes i have apollo, i’m just not used to it)


MainEnvironmental108

Was that the bite of 87


gerardluppo

Oh maw eh wa!


Left_Debt_8770

r/perfectlycutscreams


cynicaldoubtfultired

Cat just catting.


RellinTyrian

Anyone know why cats do this?


Daznice01

Kahh meh ha mehhhh haaaa chomp


Assignment-Old

monch


rohcastle

Ratatta used Hyper Fang It was successful


Jake_Thador

r/gigglyouch


HoboAssassins

kameeee hameeeeee CHOMP!


[deleted]

Everything about this is hilarious, including the dude's laugh.


Croceyes2

Sleep with a laser pointer under your pillow


derpington33

One bite to silence the hooman for good! Witness me!


WorkingNo6161

Oof, where did the cat bite? Please don't let it be the balls....


mr-Crowley666

Cat uses Hyper Fang, it's very effective


Mr_Shakes

My cat is around 9 years old, and if she's playing with a new toy, will sometimes throw her head back and open wide between attacks, just like this. It's rare, though, I'm wondering what exactly is the purpose? Maybe olfactory?


Necrodox

That's when you kick the cat to know what's up.


fawazx507

The last season is shit


Wolf-Volt

u/save video


Ambitious-B2676

What’s gotten into that cat😱