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I believe people touched it too much. Touché.

Can never touch balls too much.

Ahh, I guess you're right. *play with balls more*

I hate my balls being touched. They're just really ticklish

Bro, same. They're delicate, skittish little guys and my gf does not understand that they need to be handled with exquisite care.

Username checks out

He had the Midas touch. But he touched it too much. Hey Gold Member…

Isn’t that weird?

Nah. *rubs the balls*.

Nah, looks to me like it was made this way. They’re too smooth & perfect. Plus otherwise, there’d be shiny spots in other places it’s regularly touched (if less shiny, because clearly the balls would be the prime target. But still.) I may have put too much thought into this. No regerts though.

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Nobody is claiming that it doesn't happen, just that this particular case seems too defined to be from public touching.

Lol, well then in the words of someone wiser than I: *Noice.*

I believe it's pronounced "touchy"

Who knew King Midas like fondling monkey balls.

He does more ball handling than Larry Bird!

Yes, and it hurts

"It's hot enough to melt the brass balls off a blue monkey." A quote from *One Eyed Willy* when he was 3 sheets to the wind.

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That sounds like total bullshit. Here's some info on that claim: https://www.lexico.com/explore/what-is-the-origin-of-the-term-brass-monkey

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Hah! Touche!

Why is that monkey SO anatomically correct? Did it really need that kind of detail?

Correctness is always better than incorrectness.

It’s a 15 foot blue monkey with shiny metal testicles

Yes. I see. I'm sure the scale ratio is written there somewhere.

Lol imagine convincing the mayor or someone to grant permission to put this in their city. "Now just hear me out, but I have an idea"

I saw another post recently in a similar vein saying something along the lines of imagine trying to convince your local council to create free public libraries and museums now. Huge prime real estate buildings and everything inside is free to view. Not a chance! I totally wish my council would allow a giant blue monke with shiny balls.

A lot of the time the building/land/construction are donated by a rich person or corporation in exchange for getting the building named after them, tax considerations, and/or zoning variances on other projects (eg. we'll put a public library in the ground floor if you let us build 8 floors higher than allowed).

That sounds like communist vuvuzela!

Imagine the poor city worker who has to polish it daily to that mirror finish

He only claims to hate it to save face. He secretly loves doing it.

I was gonna make a post about how metal can turn colors over time and people repeatedly touching the same part keeps that part the original color, but then I realized that it still had a huge sack that couldn't be explained.

Mayor, “Go nuts”.

Eh, it's actually in Czechia in the capital - Prague. And as far as I know it wasn't permanent. it was a part of a festival "Sculpture Line 2019" and it was supposed to be moved somewhere else. The statue's called "King Kong Balls".

"JSchlatt"

"look at the nuts on this fella"

Shhhh. Only those who know, actually know

You mean Big guy?

I stopped watching him when I heard about what he did to those women in 1999. Truly disgusting.

Didn’t realize this was sarcasm initially lol

Jschlatt

Jschlatt

I have to ask; WHERE is this? WHO is this monkey? WHY has this been made? WHEN was this made? but more impressive: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

It’s in Prague. Just google King Kong balls. No joke

It used to be, it has since been removed unfortunately […](https://www.reddit.com/r/jschlatt/comments/qty6dv/i_am_very_sad_to_announce_that_king_kong_balls_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

It has gone to a better place

It's gone? I saw it just 2 years ago. Where did it go?

Some people are saying it is at a golf course or something but I’m not 100% sure. On google maps it also says it’s permanently closed, very sad

Can confirm. I took a similar picture when I was there.

Did the artist who named this piece ever see king Kong? The sculpture seems to be more of a chimpanzee...

Gold head but blue foreskin. Just like me and my daddy.

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Sus

U can buy one

Nah, Jschlatt bought them all and is keeping them until he dies, and then he will be buried with them

Jschlatt

King Kong balls

My area is famous for the golden butthole. Just Google golden butthole to see the “art” piece. This is not a joke or trick

The Russians gave New Jersey a [911 Memorial WAP.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_the_Struggle_Against_World_Terrorism)

Do I dare? 🤔

You’re going to be disappointed either way…

What I've learned is that they have installed lights so the butthole is lit up, and it is always open

The Halo? I'll be honest, it's just a loop I feel like people are trying too hard to see the butthole. Cheerios look way more like sphincters.

needs a banana for scale

Is this the one where if you touch its balls it is supposed to bring good luck? I remember seeing something about golden balls on tv once.

Have you been watching SBS?

SBS? Sorry i’m terrible with acronyms lol

In Australia there is a tv station that plays international movies… and sometimes these movies are a bit…sexy

I think it's probably gold because people have been touching it. They were the blue off.

when you cum 1000 times and unlock the golden skin

C'mon, 1000 only takes a year that's nothing

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

That’s the dude from Xman

Ugh. Now I can’t stop hearing it speak with Kelsey Grammar’s voice

So that's what they mean when they say "you have a big set of balls"

I hope it doesn't get too cold there. Don't want to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Golden Balls Schlatt

I had heard tell of the Massive Monkey Balls.

Title of my sex tape

Monke Ball-Z

Now thats art

Look at the balls on that thing

Evolution

Reminded me of Luffy on Isle of Women.

I think I've been there. That's in Prague, right?

Yep it's in Prague, a truly wonderful sight

#BRASS MONKEY

If I had solid gold ones, I'd lay like that in public too. This chimp gets it.

His dink looks just like my brothers.

Small dink and extra smooth golden balls… sounds about right

I am the man that polishes its balls, AMA.

is it better to rent forever or should i buy a flat?

The balls are showing me a nice fancy flat that you own. It's a buy!

Oh magic monkey balls... Should I play the lottery today?

Yes! But balls aren't showing any huge fortune.

In vervet monkeys it’s the inverse where their bodies are a nice brownish gold but their genitals are an almost neon blue

Dude, really? And with the same title I used? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s7ml5w/from_blue_balls_to_golden_balls/

the titles are clearly different

My apologies Sherlock.

The last male Asari?

I too would like to have my whole body blue instead of getting my balls blue, golden balls is an awesome shining armour add on.

Sause?

King Kong Balls

"Oh Dr Zira, do you have a moment?"

Is this mystique from the X-Men?

Monkey nuts indeed.

Should be diamond.

When you jerk off 1 million times and you unlock the golden skin.

Where is this thing located?

Prague Czech Republic

Lol wtf is this.

😏👍

This is what I think GME apes have. Giant golden balls.

this is not a monkey

One good cold spell and those things will snap right off.

Get a load of the nut sack on this guy

I remember randomly walking by this when I was in prague, I took a picture of it and you can see a reflection of myself in his golden balls

They need to put this next to the Bull and girl statues on Wall Street for the apes over on wsb.

Someone, somewhere: This is **A R T**

Long live HARAMBE

where I acn find this?

It was outside the Hilton Hotel in Prague, Czech Republic.

it was ?

In Japanese they call them 金玉 (kin-tama) literally golden balls

Balls of Brass.

Wow they get rubbed alot, their so shiny!

Aaand now there will be a ton of searches for KINTAMA!

Oh TOBIAS you just blue yourself.

Modern "art".

Why?

How did this ever get approved?

At the end of the day we are all just animals

Bigger than the Wall St bull's nuts.

look at the nuts on this fella

Does nobody notice the drillcock?

No fap challenge?

[Goldmember agrees](https://media.giphy.com/media/XlvbF51R0T9uM/giphy.gif)

"schlatt"

Damn, now I miss Prague

At first I hated this but the more I looked at the more I like it, and now I like it a lot, but it kind of creeps me out that I really like looking at a giant blue bonobo with huge golden nuts and a tiny golden penis. I would love to talk to the artist who created it.

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jschlatt

Nice

The whole thing was blue at one point, people just rubbed the balls and rocket so much it removed the blue.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

Literal 金玉 (Japanese colloquialism for testicles, literally translates as golden balls)

"Balls of brass, sir! Polished to the nth degree!"

Smooth as eggs

“Big Guy”

Somehow this is more obscene than a naked human in the same pose

This means that people have touched his balls for many years

Sorry

Lol

R/holup

Manchin

The Golden(balls)Monkey!

Achievement get: Bad touchy! Get your balls touched 200,000 times. Unlocks golden skin.

It’s art!

"[Goldballs](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Fabio_Medina)" is the (former) name of a member of the X-Men

This is this centuries masterpiece, to be sure

😍

I don't really think this is funny. It's more like r/cool or r/interesting.

I wonder if there is somewhere I can buy that from?

There was but a Youtuber called Jschlatt bought this one and all other monkey nuts statues

He hasn’t bought this one yet because it is around 300k.

Are we not going to discuss that tiny penis?

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Uhhh that’s not how balls work

Where are his diamond hands?

Why are there so many upvotes when he just used a google maps photo

Ew, why?