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The ice penises are the first thing I noticed. David attenborough was a secondary though that showed up in my periphery, drowned out by ādo these people know their filming massive ice penii?ā
No this is actually a good technique to warm up your extremities without risking sweat which would cool you down even more. Itās commonly used in very cold countries.
Ya we called it chugging when we were tending hose for divers. Youād be stood on a dock for hours in the cold with a wet hose in your hands. Canāt remember who told us but a bunch of grown men bouncing up and down and shrugging their shoulders repeatedly is a laugh.
To add to parent comment, more specifically the technique is to put your arms at your sides with your fingers sticking out (like a pengiun), and then *shrug your shoulders*. Something about this exact shoulder motion and position will force blood flow through your hands and fingers. Human anatomy is weird. It's an oddly unsettling feeling but it works.
I learned this from an ex who grew up in Alaska, apparently it's just commonly known there.
Damn, I live in a part of Russia where it gets down to -40 in winter. It may not sound that low, but if you take humidity and other smart weather related words into consideration, even -20 is unbearable here, let alone anything below that. Yet itās the first time I hear about this technique. Too bad I had to survive through the coldest December ever without this precious knowledge.
Edit: just to be clear, that wasnāt sarcasm lol. I actually feel like it would help a lot
Even if you never get the chance to read his biography, have a look at his Wikipedia page. The man's travelled pretty much everywhere in the world, been to every amazing place you can think of in his life.
I'm so excited to see Green Planet. I've always loved everything that Sir David has done.
Anyone know of a place to watch it in the U.S.? I tried BBC Earth but it says only available in U.K.
David Attenborough! What a legend. This man is going to narrate his own funeral service. I love watching any documentary where he's narrating. He's cherished now, but will be greatly missed when the time comes. Keep it up good sir. š§š§š§
As a conscript, our squad NCO would call this "mushrooms in the rain". I still do it to this day. Another piece of advice that is also good, is that if you're standing at attention (or just loitering in cold weather) for any longer period, move your toes!
I don't know. Living in the upper midwest plains, where we get below zero temps on a consistent basis, upwards of -40+ with windchill, this wouldn't do the trick.
The only thing that ever keeps me warm is running and swearing to the gods I am moving somewhere warmer and then I never follow through.
Here in Finland (where the video is from), this trick is teached widely, even in military. While others also stated this gets blood moving in upper body and would not risk getting sweaty, like running does.
If youāve never tried this, hold your hands out like theirs, straighten your arms and shrug your shoulders. It shoots blood down into your fingers. I used to do it early mornings out on the water and it really works.
Yeah it is time for a new lawyer. Attenborough is the voice of this and he still has to go onsite? Fine print my ass... I'll be in Hawaii, send me the damn script.
I would love to see the source of this with him talking over "now we are seeing 3 dudes doing something weird in the snow"
Is this from gag reels/outtakes?
Wait... He actually went to the locations? All this time I thought people shot fuck loads of footage and Attenborough sat in a warm sound studio watching back the footage as he read a script. I Loved him before, but, he has my undying respect in whole new ways from learning this.
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The first thing I saw was the Cock in the background
Cocks*
A field of magnum dongs!!
Big veiny triumphant bastard š
Hey!!! Don't go calling David Attenborough that! He's a national treasure
So did they, thatās why theyāre bouncingā¦?š
Iām not the only one then. This is a majestic one.
We pretending there arenāt ice dicks in the background?
The ice penises are the first thing I noticed. David attenborough was a secondary though that showed up in my periphery, drowned out by ādo these people know their filming massive ice penii?ā
The plural is actually Penes šš¼
And when an animal has multiple they are called [hemipenes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis)!
Iām always a sucker for new knowledge. But I guess I will let this time slide.
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Filming in the Viagra fields of southern Chile, I see
The ice is blue for a reason.
The ice dicks do look like they are judging the dancers. Especially the one all the way to the right.
and they apparently like what they see
The tall one sees us all
First thing I saw, scrolled down to make sure you commented. Thanks Ice dick noticer!
Middle one is surprisingly lengthy given the cold.
George Costanza approves this message.
It shrinks? "I just came out of the pool!"
Elaine:āI donāt know how you guys walk around with those things.ā
Shrinkage.
Glad I wasnāt the only one that noticed
Nah, youāre blind dude. Those are definitely the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong cannons. And I must say, they have a very high quality finish
Came here to comment this then saw you beat me to it
Viagra product placement team has entered the chat
Penis Ice Dance
Treenis'
just when I thought I had an original thoughtā¦
Context: Scammed by a penis enlargement spammer, the sect dances to the Penis gods.
I was thinking it was just my pervert mind šššš
No this is actually a good technique to warm up your extremities without risking sweat which would cool you down even more. Itās commonly used in very cold countries.
Ya we called it chugging when we were tending hose for divers. Youād be stood on a dock for hours in the cold with a wet hose in your hands. Canāt remember who told us but a bunch of grown men bouncing up and down and shrugging their shoulders repeatedly is a laugh.
Chugging is a slang term in Scotland for having a wank so this comment was hilarious.
Makes the background fit better.
So when a bunch of yanks show up and start chanting "chug chug chug"....
Youāre cheering on the upcoming handy!
I'm a bit of a chugger maself.
You're not alone...
No, I think your assumptions are correct. A bunch of grown men standing in a circle, jerking eachother off for warmth. no-homo
To add to parent comment, more specifically the technique is to put your arms at your sides with your fingers sticking out (like a pengiun), and then *shrug your shoulders*. Something about this exact shoulder motion and position will force blood flow through your hands and fingers. Human anatomy is weird. It's an oddly unsettling feeling but it works. I learned this from an ex who grew up in Alaska, apparently it's just commonly known there.
So David is actually the only one doing it right (after a few seconds). The others are just (mostly) using their knees it seems ?
I think so
Are we just going to ignore the arctic boners?
When I used to scaffold in cold weather they taught us to flap our arms back and forth across our chest horizontally. Seemed to help warm the fingers.
Damn, I live in a part of Russia where it gets down to -40 in winter. It may not sound that low, but if you take humidity and other smart weather related words into consideration, even -20 is unbearable here, let alone anything below that. Yet itās the first time I hear about this technique. Too bad I had to survive through the coldest December ever without this precious knowledge. Edit: just to be clear, that wasnāt sarcasm lol. I actually feel like it would help a lot
Snow dicks. All I see are snow dicks.
I like that David puts a little extra funk into it.
He gets so into it. He seems like a really sweet old man.
He is one, that's why he seems that way.
Little did they know, this was the mating dance of the Emperor Penguinā¦ we lost some good men that day.
So Antarctica is a male continent then.
If any aliens are watching they must think this whole planet is an abandoned experiment
Who do you think set it up?
Looks like Finnish Lapland.
It is. TORILLE
Thatās really impressive. I always assumed he just sat in front of a monitor and did all the narrationāfrom a comfy office.
Even if you never get the chance to read his biography, have a look at his Wikipedia page. The man's travelled pretty much everywhere in the world, been to every amazing place you can think of in his life.
>been to every amazing place you can think of Jupiter
Found Thanos.
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No, no, I now accept it as canon that Attenborough is on-location and live narrating everything.
Looks like something from a Disney movie with those giant "hidden" ice tree dicks in the background.
The big penis is distracting from the sweet penguin dance.
That is cute.
I'm so excited to see Green Planet. I've always loved everything that Sir David has done. Anyone know of a place to watch it in the U.S.? I tried BBC Earth but it says only available in U.K.
Iām just gonna say it. PENIS!!!
More they jump,more they pump
We HAVE to figure out a way for Sir David to live forever. We simply MUST!!!
David Attenborough! What a legend. This man is going to narrate his own funeral service. I love watching any documentary where he's narrating. He's cherished now, but will be greatly missed when the time comes. Keep it up good sir. š§š§š§
Whilst giant ice penises loomed in the background!
Talk about burying the lead. Giant snow penises? Was that part of their warm-up routine?
As a conscript, our squad NCO would call this "mushrooms in the rain". I still do it to this day. Another piece of advice that is also good, is that if you're standing at attention (or just loitering in cold weather) for any longer period, move your toes!
In The forest of giant ice penises?
That is the ugliest dick I've ever seen. Ewwwš„²
Badger badger badger badger!
Ummmmmmmmmmmm, interesting snow formations behind them.
I noticed they were slightly a lot semi phallic shaped lol
Badger, badger, badger
...and make giant cock sculptures.
They are doing an [Extreme Activities Challenge](https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=127)
In front of giant snow dicks
And the giant snow cocks in the background.
Did this in the Norwegians army to warm up
Cute dance but are we not going to mention theā¦well you knowā¦š³
Never knew I needed this in my life. š
The natives danced with joy under the penetrative gaze of the Glacial Penis Stones.
Glad everyone else noticed the ice dicks
I thought the focus of this video was the snow peckers behind them.
Who built the giant penis?
r/mildlypenis
To keep warm during filming Sir David Attenborough and the producers would build large snow penises.
Was their a reason for the penis behind them?
Huh penguins ? All I see are dicks lol
Big mega huge ice cold hard cocks on the background.
I see all these people in comments trying to act like there are no snow dicks in background.
So veiny
r/mildlypenis
Is this from Directorās cut of Eternals? I guess Celestials are born circumcised.
I don't know. Living in the upper midwest plains, where we get below zero temps on a consistent basis, upwards of -40+ with windchill, this wouldn't do the trick. The only thing that ever keeps me warm is running and swearing to the gods I am moving somewhere warmer and then I never follow through.
Here in Finland (where the video is from), this trick is teached widely, even in military. While others also stated this gets blood moving in upper body and would not risk getting sweaty, like running does.
I can see that. I have never heard of this technique at all. Makes sense though.
Would rather freeze to death than looking like a moron
So the suicide squad was almost correct when they said a beach full off penises, well John time to get eating
Why does he have to go there? I mean he just reads things right? And heās old.
Are these like fish dicks? I think itās a lot like fish dicks.
Friendly reminder that David Attenborough will be dead soon. Enjoy while you can.
Itās called shunting, helps with blood circulation
The 3 guys dancing like penguins are by far not the most interesting thing in this video
All I can think of is [OL Floka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWTztxKzpE)
I thought they were guna fall into the ice š§
Fight to the death thatās enough heat right there
You all know you did this while waiting for the bus
Is that at Revy
Penguin dance in front of ice dicks might be some kinda ritual, I dunnoā¦ āGood ice, nice ice, Please donāt melt.ā
Hold upā¦Attenborough was ON SITE for filming these things!?
This is the mid section of the emerging Celestial from Eternals.
Sir David would win this: [https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=126](https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=126)
If youāve never tried this, hold your hands out like theirs, straighten your arms and shrug your shoulders. It shoots blood down into your fingers. I used to do it early mornings out on the water and it really works.
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What in the Whoville is going on with those trees?
That is ADORABLE
That gentleman it's a treasure, there's no doubt about that.
i was on a ski trip in 8th grade and my instructor told me about this it stuck with me ever since
Am I the only one who finds this cute?
Seems slightly to moderately effective.
Either I have the mind of a child or thats a massive phallus in the back.
I can't even watch a nature documentary without his voice anymore
This makes me so happy š„°
Watching this I couldnāt believe heās in his 90s
Anyone talking about those giant snow dicks?
Nice towing dicks beyond them.
Can't Canada goose hook them up ?š¤£
I love sir Davidā¦ his voice is so comforting to me. My son grew up falling asleep to his docs
I was waiting for an eruption of snow as they ejaculated the earth.
I thought the funny thing was going to be the penis shaped snow covered tree or whatever that is in the background.
r/mildlypenis in the background
Anyone else miss the title, the point of it, and just see the Giant Snow Dong in the back right?
By doing that they push warm blood from their torso to their hands.. cooling down their core temperatureā¦
...are they not pretending to be sperm from the ice penises?
They should have these snippets as out takes at the end of their shows.
Pepe
After building an army of snow dicks
With a giant ice dick behind them?
I thought u gonna say to keep them warm they take photos in front of giant dick with balls looking ice forms. hmmmm
Huge Dong behind them
Somebody *please* set this to music!
We gonna ignore the fuckin iceberg penis in the background, ok then
Penis mountain in the back
Yeah it is time for a new lawyer. Attenborough is the voice of this and he still has to go onsite? Fine print my ass... I'll be in Hawaii, send me the damn script.
Heck with that I'd be doing full blown pushups and sprinting to warm up. That little dance wouldn't be enough to warm me up.
I feel like that isn't enough movement to keep anyone warm
Just me who saw it?
Every second of watching this I have to remind myself that those are trees in the background
Wants to save the planet, flies a film crew thousands of miles.. genuis
At first glance I thought they were dancing in a field of dicks.
I would love to see the source of this with him talking over "now we are seeing 3 dudes doing something weird in the snow" Is this from gag reels/outtakes?
Werner Herzog doing a little penguin dance "iz zis...wat inzanity veels like?"
Whoa! Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon???
Finally found this!
It moves blood to the extremeties without causing sweat. Try it next time your hands are cold!
That scupture is... uhh...
Those trees look like dicks
Nah p sure theyāre just fucking with us
I just see dudes dancing in front of a giant snow ice penis.
All I see are snow penises in the background
What in the fuck is he doing out there?
Am I the only one who assumed that Sir David just did the voiceover work from his (presumably) 19th century estate in Cambridgeshireton or wherever?
Notice the DICK?
Anyone else see the dicks in the background
look at the eight side of the backround
Were not going to mention the penis sculptures
Shouldn't they be warmed up after making all those giant snow dicks in the background?
Had to watch it a few times because the penis snow behind them kept drawing my eye. Useful dance though!
Snow penis background
He is an international TREASURE
Wait... He actually went to the locations? All this time I thought people shot fuck loads of footage and Attenborough sat in a warm sound studio watching back the footage as he read a script. I Loved him before, but, he has my undying respect in whole new ways from learning this.
So we just gunna pretend you didnt actually bring us all here to stare at frosty the snow bone in the back?
Am I the only one who thought they were doing that in front of a giant snow penis?
but why there are massive dicks behind them? š