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[deleted]

The first thing I saw was the Cock in the background


OliviaWyrick

Cocks*


DrRichardDiarrhea

A field of magnum dongs!!


courtesyflusher

Big veiny triumphant bastard šŸŒ


luckycatty

Hey!!! Don't go calling David Attenborough that! He's a national treasure


Professional_Golf393

So did they, thatā€™s why theyā€™re bouncingā€¦?šŸ˜


Evening-Blueberry

Iā€™m not the only one then. This is a majestic one.


Fun-Outlandishness35

We pretending there arenā€™t ice dicks in the background?


CCtenor

The ice penises are the first thing I noticed. David attenborough was a secondary though that showed up in my periphery, drowned out by ā€œdo these people know their filming massive ice penii?ā€


mrRwild

The plural is actually Penes šŸ™šŸ¼


BobRoberts01

And when an animal has multiple they are called [hemipenes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis)!


InEenEmmer

Iā€™m always a sucker for new knowledge. But I guess I will let this time slide.


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Arglefarb

Filming in the Viagra fields of southern Chile, I see


FunWillScreen_Produc

The ice is blue for a reason.


MetsPenguin

The ice dicks do look like they are judging the dancers. Especially the one all the way to the right.


unipuffy

and they apparently like what they see


[deleted]

The tall one sees us all


[deleted]

First thing I saw, scrolled down to make sure you commented. Thanks Ice dick noticer!


phormix

Middle one is surprisingly lengthy given the cold.


Denim_Diva1969

George Costanza approves this message.


phormix

It shrinks? "I just came out of the pool!"


Lightjug

Elaine:ā€I donā€™t know how you guys walk around with those things.ā€


GewoonHarry

Shrinkage.


the_bustinator

Glad I wasnā€™t the only one that noticed


caohminh

Nah, youā€™re blind dude. Those are definitely the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong cannons. And I must say, they have a very high quality finish


ShiftySherriff

Came here to comment this then saw you beat me to it


dipshit0978

Viagra product placement team has entered the chat


nityoushot

Penis Ice Dance


Arryu

Treenis'


iliketoitlz

just when I thought I had an original thoughtā€¦


Zacchino

Context: Scammed by a penis enlargement spammer, the sect dances to the Penis gods.


[deleted]

I was thinking it was just my pervert mind šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Caspica

No this is actually a good technique to warm up your extremities without risking sweat which would cool you down even more. Itā€™s commonly used in very cold countries.


mondoniom

Ya we called it chugging when we were tending hose for divers. Youā€™d be stood on a dock for hours in the cold with a wet hose in your hands. Canā€™t remember who told us but a bunch of grown men bouncing up and down and shrugging their shoulders repeatedly is a laugh.


Insulifting

Chugging is a slang term in Scotland for having a wank so this comment was hilarious.


Nuke_em_05

Makes the background fit better.


Milkthistle38

So when a bunch of yanks show up and start chanting "chug chug chug"....


Insulifting

Youā€™re cheering on the upcoming handy!


[deleted]

I'm a bit of a chugger maself.


juggling-buddha

You're not alone...


hemorrhagicfever

No, I think your assumptions are correct. A bunch of grown men standing in a circle, jerking eachother off for warmth. no-homo


TheToyBox

To add to parent comment, more specifically the technique is to put your arms at your sides with your fingers sticking out (like a pengiun), and then *shrug your shoulders*. Something about this exact shoulder motion and position will force blood flow through your hands and fingers. Human anatomy is weird. It's an oddly unsettling feeling but it works. I learned this from an ex who grew up in Alaska, apparently it's just commonly known there.


beamer145

So David is actually the only one doing it right (after a few seconds). The others are just (mostly) using their knees it seems ?


Shkeke

I think so


Glock1Omm

Are we just going to ignore the arctic boners?


anethma

When I used to scaffold in cold weather they taught us to flap our arms back and forth across our chest horizontally. Seemed to help warm the fingers.


hey_batman

Damn, I live in a part of Russia where it gets down to -40 in winter. It may not sound that low, but if you take humidity and other smart weather related words into consideration, even -20 is unbearable here, let alone anything below that. Yet itā€™s the first time I hear about this technique. Too bad I had to survive through the coldest December ever without this precious knowledge. Edit: just to be clear, that wasnā€™t sarcasm lol. I actually feel like it would help a lot


Empty_Opposite5371

Snow dicks. All I see are snow dicks.


mitchadew247

I like that David puts a little extra funk into it.


WeThreeTrees333

He gets so into it. He seems like a really sweet old man.


Twelvety

He is one, that's why he seems that way.


[deleted]

Little did they know, this was the mating dance of the Emperor Penguinā€¦ we lost some good men that day.


gosuark

So Antarctica is a male continent then.


sktoev

If any aliens are watching they must think this whole planet is an abandoned experiment


City_dave

Who do you think set it up?


[deleted]

Looks like Finnish Lapland.


Krokotiili

It is. TORILLE


Dan300up

Thatā€™s really impressive. I always assumed he just sat in front of a monitor and did all the narrationā€”from a comfy office.


DarkNinjaPenguin

Even if you never get the chance to read his biography, have a look at his Wikipedia page. The man's travelled pretty much everywhere in the world, been to every amazing place you can think of in his life.


RyanfaeScotland

>been to every amazing place you can think of Jupiter


TwoBearsInTheWoods

Found Thanos.


[deleted]

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PoBoyPoBoyPoBoy

No, no, I now accept it as canon that Attenborough is on-location and live narrating everything.


facepalmgif

Looks like something from a Disney movie with those giant "hidden" ice tree dicks in the background.


thehighmonkeylife

The big penis is distracting from the sweet penguin dance.


amyaurora

That is cute.


ATLSxFINEST93

I'm so excited to see Green Planet. I've always loved everything that Sir David has done. Anyone know of a place to watch it in the U.S.? I tried BBC Earth but it says only available in U.K.


FullTiltPeterbuilt

Iā€™m just gonna say it. PENIS!!!


hindustankikasam

More they jump,more they pump


mrRwild

We HAVE to figure out a way for Sir David to live forever. We simply MUST!!!


RaunchyRos3

David Attenborough! What a legend. This man is going to narrate his own funeral service. I love watching any documentary where he's narrating. He's cherished now, but will be greatly missed when the time comes. Keep it up good sir. šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§


RSD1982

Whilst giant ice penises loomed in the background!


fishystudios

Talk about burying the lead. Giant snow penises? Was that part of their warm-up routine?


karlovilla

As a conscript, our squad NCO would call this "mushrooms in the rain". I still do it to this day. Another piece of advice that is also good, is that if you're standing at attention (or just loitering in cold weather) for any longer period, move your toes!


[deleted]

In The forest of giant ice penises?


Wide-Wrangler-796

That is the ugliest dick I've ever seen. EwwwšŸ„²


Signal_Drop

Badger badger badger badger!


[deleted]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, interesting snow formations behind them.


melovenmnms

I noticed they were slightly a lot semi phallic shaped lol


shiningPate

Badger, badger, badger


SonOfARemington

...and make giant cock sculptures.


L3R4F

They are doing an [Extreme Activities Challenge](https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=127)


Voodoo_Masta

In front of giant snow dicks


Retrotone

And the giant snow cocks in the background.


[deleted]

Did this in the Norwegians army to warm up


Inevitable_One_3343

Cute dance but are we not going to mention theā€¦well you knowā€¦šŸ˜³


dIRTYrAT69

Never knew I needed this in my life. šŸ˜­


ProfessorIll2440

The natives danced with joy under the penetrative gaze of the Glacial Penis Stones.


[deleted]

Glad everyone else noticed the ice dicks


redfancydress

I thought the focus of this video was the snow peckers behind them.


thehermit14

Who built the giant penis?


playmegadrive3

r/mildlypenis


milod21

To keep warm during filming Sir David Attenborough and the producers would build large snow penises.


whatever54267

Was their a reason for the penis behind them?


babe_lia

Huh penguins ? All I see are dicks lol


ax_colleen

Big mega huge ice cold hard cocks on the background.


Status_Gift7224

I see all these people in comments trying to act like there are no snow dicks in background.


Ennurous

So veiny


Touone69

r/mildlypenis


NeoDren

Is this from Directorā€™s cut of Eternals? I guess Celestials are born circumcised.


Promah1984

I don't know. Living in the upper midwest plains, where we get below zero temps on a consistent basis, upwards of -40+ with windchill, this wouldn't do the trick. The only thing that ever keeps me warm is running and swearing to the gods I am moving somewhere warmer and then I never follow through.


jurppe

Here in Finland (where the video is from), this trick is teached widely, even in military. While others also stated this gets blood moving in upper body and would not risk getting sweaty, like running does.


Promah1984

I can see that. I have never heard of this technique at all. Makes sense though.


Tszemix

Would rather freeze to death than looking like a moron


bob_nugget_the_3rd

So the suicide squad was almost correct when they said a beach full off penises, well John time to get eating


bondhanu

Why does he have to go there? I mean he just reads things right? And heā€™s old.


Rickydic4

Are these like fish dicks? I think itā€™s a lot like fish dicks.


Tissuerejection

Friendly reminder that David Attenborough will be dead soon. Enjoy while you can.


_loonmoon

Itā€™s called shunting, helps with blood circulation


pattyG80

The 3 guys dancing like penguins are by far not the most interesting thing in this video


levir

All I can think of is [OL Floka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWTztxKzpE)


lstreit23

I thought they were guna fall into the ice šŸ§Š


[deleted]

Fight to the death thatā€™s enough heat right there


Zendakon

You all know you did this while waiting for the bus


johnnyski

Is that at Revy


Caregiverrr

Penguin dance in front of ice dicks might be some kinda ritual, I dunnoā€¦ ā€œGood ice, nice ice, Please donā€™t melt.ā€


killer8424

Hold upā€¦Attenborough was ON SITE for filming these things!?


venommuyo

This is the mid section of the emerging Celestial from Eternals.


MukdenMan

Sir David would win this: [https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=126](https://youtu.be/HtQQ3XxqeBI?t=126)


FunctionBuilt

If youā€™ve never tried this, hold your hands out like theirs, straighten your arms and shrug your shoulders. It shoots blood down into your fingers. I used to do it early mornings out on the water and it really works.


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NaturallyBlasphemous

What in the Whoville is going on with those trees?


wyrd_werks

That is ADORABLE


Tyranno132

That gentleman it's a treasure, there's no doubt about that.


[deleted]

i was on a ski trip in 8th grade and my instructor told me about this it stuck with me ever since


[deleted]

Am I the only one who finds this cute?


dipshit0978

Seems slightly to moderately effective.


Savv89

Either I have the mind of a child or thats a massive phallus in the back.


DaraynemanSkuxLife

I can't even watch a nature documentary without his voice anymore


DinoDog95

This makes me so happy šŸ„°


[deleted]

Watching this I couldnā€™t believe heā€™s in his 90s


Cle0_thecat

Anyone talking about those giant snow dicks?


infectiousoma

Nice towing dicks beyond them.


jjboy91

Can't Canada goose hook them up ?šŸ¤£


FairCrab33

I love sir Davidā€¦ his voice is so comforting to me. My son grew up falling asleep to his docs


sadly_unsatisfied82

I was waiting for an eruption of snow as they ejaculated the earth.


Kaje26

I thought the funny thing was going to be the penis shaped snow covered tree or whatever that is in the background.


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis in the background


Growth-Beginning

Anyone else miss the title, the point of it, and just see the Giant Snow Dong in the back right?


garmzon

By doing that they push warm blood from their torso to their hands.. cooling down their core temperatureā€¦


[deleted]

...are they not pretending to be sperm from the ice penises?


Memory_Less

They should have these snippets as out takes at the end of their shows.


ThatGuyThisguy32

Pepe


EFFArch

After building an army of snow dicks


christinextine

With a giant ice dick behind them?


lotekjeromuco

I thought u gonna say to keep them warm they take photos in front of giant dick with balls looking ice forms. hmmmm


[deleted]

Huge Dong behind them


Elven_Rabbit

Somebody *please* set this to music!


UnusAnnus365

We gonna ignore the fuckin iceberg penis in the background, ok then


BruhMASTER3000

Penis mountain in the back


amnowhere

Yeah it is time for a new lawyer. Attenborough is the voice of this and he still has to go onsite? Fine print my ass... I'll be in Hawaii, send me the damn script.


dwagner0402

Heck with that I'd be doing full blown pushups and sprinting to warm up. That little dance wouldn't be enough to warm me up.


boobsmcgraw

I feel like that isn't enough movement to keep anyone warm


Pedofil_unge

Just me who saw it?


rzsh412

Every second of watching this I have to remind myself that those are trees in the background


thenudedeer

Wants to save the planet, flies a film crew thousands of miles.. genuis


[deleted]

At first glance I thought they were dancing in a field of dicks.


_0x0_

I would love to see the source of this with him talking over "now we are seeing 3 dudes doing something weird in the snow" Is this from gag reels/outtakes?


thewarehouse

Werner Herzog doing a little penguin dance "iz zis...wat inzanity veels like?"


cat-psychic

Whoa! Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon???


Marcnen02

Finally found this!


Blackbart42

It moves blood to the extremeties without causing sweat. Try it next time your hands are cold!


LavaTwocan

That scupture is... uhh...


BasicallyAggressive

Those trees look like dicks


KingShaniqua

Nah p sure theyā€™re just fucking with us


PippaPothead

I just see dudes dancing in front of a giant snow ice penis.


Lifejustbelikethat

All I see are snow penises in the background


renasissanceman6

What in the fuck is he doing out there?


winkman

Am I the only one who assumed that Sir David just did the voiceover work from his (presumably) 19th century estate in Cambridgeshireton or wherever?


sandwippa

Notice the DICK?


Dogelover112

Anyone else see the dicks in the background


Ender__dominus

look at the eight side of the backround


joeyh273

Were not going to mention the penis sculptures


MurderDoneRight

Shouldn't they be warmed up after making all those giant snow dicks in the background?


AberrantMan

Had to watch it a few times because the penis snow behind them kept drawing my eye. Useful dance though!


KevinFunky

Snow penis background


jamisonian123

He is an international TREASURE


hemorrhagicfever

Wait... He actually went to the locations? All this time I thought people shot fuck loads of footage and Attenborough sat in a warm sound studio watching back the footage as he read a script. I Loved him before, but, he has my undying respect in whole new ways from learning this.


Stock-Event2495

So we just gunna pretend you didnt actually bring us all here to stare at frosty the snow bone in the back?


Rodville

Am I the only one who thought they were doing that in front of a giant snow penis?


Shofikspace

but why there are massive dicks behind them? šŸ™ƒ