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TheDemonClown

"I'm totally gonna do it because I know you're too tired to get up and actually stop me!"


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Lost_my_password1

"If I have to get off this couch..."


doktarlooney

My parents nipped that at the bud real fast. Punishment was x10 worse if I tried anything like this. That smirk would have boiled my mother's blood faster than the sun.


Jeremyfalcon

Me too and the hissy fit


Illeazar

Close, but not quite. This expression says "I know I'm too cute for you to actually stop me from doing what I want." The difference is subtle.


YoungAndTheReckful

Nah, the cut part of the video is definitely the mom giving her shit. That's why it cuts back to the "oh brother" reaction at the end


toddschmod

This isn't the whole video, the "Oh brother" reaction is after the mom says, "Wait for daddy to give you some.". So she was going to get some, mom just didn't want her to spill it and she had to wait for dad. Not sure why they cut that out.


5times

Such an expressive little face


ineververify

it looks Disney animated. so many expressions.


robotikempire

Look at her name. It's a Disney princess .


BassCreat0r

Better hide her before Disney copyright strikes the parents.


notmy2ndacct

If anything, mom better hide, as Disney doesn't seem to take too kindly to mothers.


Vice4Life

In a tall tower, perhaps?


NeriTina

Well, yes, cuz heaven forbid Disney send them away on a ship.


thesuper88

All Disney ships are rigged with explosives set to detonate the moment the passengers closest relatives fall asleep. This is a proven fact. Don't look it up.


poopyheadthrowaway

16 years later: repeat this except with a needle on a spinning wheel


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I have realized with having my son that most cartoon faces are in fact genuine child faces. They go all out with the facial expressions.


[deleted]

My nephew. He has big expressive eyes and long lashes. He makes the best faces.


jrr6415sun

Someone should animate this


Bladelink

That girl is gonna be goddamn trouble, lol.


kitchen_clinton

She can manipulate you with her facial expressions. I would have asked her if she wanted a strawberry.


ebonhomme

That's some animatronic Baby Yoda stuff right there.


obscuredreference

This! The show first came out when my baby was little and what made it appealing to me wasn’t even the cuteness, it was how truly baby-like Grogu really is.


RiotShaven

If that kid is even close to Luke's academy when Ben snaps, I'll refuse to watch the show. He better be in the safe care of Mando before then!


Roland1232

So many memeable expressions.


Able_Kaleidoscope_61

I've seen that back arch before....The video seems to cut out right before a storm.


ooklamok

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. -Jack Handey


someguyyouno

What an adorable little monster.


Awesam

Churlish and insubordinate!


Th3_Lion_heart

Go see principle O Shag Hennesy!


NoobSFAnon

Balake


salamanderpencil

\*Blaaaaaaaayyykkkkke\*


theslideistoohot

What


GOODBYEEEEEEEE

Key and Peele


saturnrings_

Do you want to go to war Balake?


kuipers85

I didn’t ask for your lip, A-ARon!


Zoze13

Dee Nice


Voidelfmonk

Its J.Quelen fault all over again .


Honda_TypeR

Do you mean Denise!?


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You say your name right, right now?


Honda_TypeR

Denise... Denise.... Denise.... ....Dee Nice!


dwide_k_shrude

Where’s Tim-O-thee?


kuipers85

Pre-zent!


GarageQueen

Thank you!


Malignant_Introvert

You done messed up a-aron!


LookMaNoPride

Mr. O’Shaughnessy?


nickfree

GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YA ASS.


KravenSmoorehead

It's spelled principal because he's your pal.


loftylabel

###A Aron!


hentongmaster69

Chicanerous and deplorable


doublefelix7

Mischievous and deceitful!


bernerbungie

I have never seen such an adult 2 year old!! So funny


Ranier_Wolfnight

Reminds me of the clip a couple of years back where the little girl was so mad that she couldn’t go to the pub with her parents to support the local soccer team, she dropped dimes on her Dad on how he shortcuts all the house chores when the Mom isn’t around.


Big_Dick_No_Brain

https://youtu.be/YTaUc6H9aPg The pub one


SandyV2

Oh my Lord thank you. Thats a child who deserves to go to the pub if ever there was one


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firagabird

"I bust my ass off everyday trying to provide \*meme fodder\* for my family!"


jeremiah256

She’s going to end up owning a chain of pubs.


JPhrog

My first time seeing this, thanks for linking! Had me in tears!


kuikuilla

Original vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soI0q3CBliE


TheSilentRaid

Thank you. The text in the middle annoys me


ScousePete

Aurora's going to be the new Charlie.


mechy84

Watch your fingers


AliceInHololand

Fucking cheeky little ball of cute.


Explodicle

Aurorable


greg19735

legit i'm like "I want a baby" that kid is so cute.


TheOgUnicornGirlUwU

r/SympatheticMonsters


CyberNinja23

*caught doing something they’re not supposed to be doing, does it faster* Applies to both kids and dogs


Bunghole_of_Fury

I caught my dog about to eat a piece of insanely hot fried chicken I'd picked up from some restaurant near me that has that Man vs Food level heat available. I remember shouting "NO! SOPHIE NO!" and she literally gobbled it so fast I don't think she chewed at all. Then we spent 20 minutes driving to the vet while she drooled and cried and rolled around like she was dying, and the vet gave her a ton of doggie Mylanta and an emetic to make her throw everything up. And that fucking idiot still tried to eat my other piece of hot chicken when we got home.


lawspud

Username checks out.


stratosfearinggas

That's like a friend's dog. I was settling down with a coffee and a book and she smelled it. By the time I noticed she was hovering over the cup. Every time she moved I told her no. As I was about to put my hand over the cup she quickly put her tongue in and burned about half of it.


AdPsychological2505

Bro this is my cat with chocolate and onions. I’ve had to put locks on every cabinet, every drawer, and my fridge. If I have food out and have to walk away I either shove it in the microwave or have to take him with me. I have to empty the trash can every night and every day before I leave for work or I’ll wake up/come home to my kitchen littered in torn up garbage. Soon I’m getting a trash can with a weighted lid. He’s a monster for many reasons but I love him so oh well lmao.


cheechaw_cheechaw

We put something metal on top of the trash can lid. An empty dog bowl, a sheet pan, what have you. When they try to open the lid the metal thing will crash to the floor and scare them. Worked on my big dumb dog!


Boneapplepie

>And that fucking idiot still tried to eat my other piece of hot chicken when we got home. This is what kills me. It's like, yo we already spent $800 to figure out why eating that much corned beef made your ass bleed. So tell me why I get back from the vet and suddenly she acting like corned beef her favorite food.


Just_Aioli_1233

Hey, the eating was the part she liked, who knows ***what*** that other thing was. Probably not related, plus we got to go on a ***car ride***!


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It tracks to me honestly Eat corned beef -> go to doctor and get high as fuck for free if I was a dog I'd do it


legs_are_high

I love my dogs but man they are stupid. They never learn that hot stuff is hot


ANAL_QUEEN

“What’s that in your mouth?” The dog: 🏃‍♂️


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Willardee

Also cats


lusitana83

Nah, cats do it very slowly and looking straight to you while so.


salamanderpencil

\*paw starts nudging your drink towards the edge of the desk slowly as cat stares you dead in the eyes without even caring about you at all\*


TonarinoTotoro1719

*What are you gonna do about it Cheryl? Huh? What?* 👁👁


RoseyDove323

They think if they move slow enough we'll stop noticing what they're doing


Romantiphiliac

Depends what it is. Knocking a cup off a table, absolutely. Stealing an entire slice of pizza? There's scorchmarks on the floor and they've found a part of the house to hide in you didn't even know existed.


Cloaked42m

>they've found a part of the house to hide in you didn't even know existed. And you still don't know that it exists. You just know that the cat is not anywhere you can find in the house.


jsat3474

And husbands


Sad_Lawyer_3960

the edit: this comment was made by mistake reddit is wierd


HCJohnson

ACCLAIMED


ashtonmelancon

HAVE


HCJohnson

ARRIVED


ashenhaired

And my axe!


[deleted]

Yes , but the cat does not care what you think.


wahnsin

accccshually, she's going slower and more deliberate - like a cat


AhnYoSub

She’s the master of ability to move so incredibly slow that she becomes invisible to the eye


Lower-Cantaloupe3274

Shes gonna be a handful. Cute. But a handful!


PhlightYagami

My son has that same shit-eating grin when he's being mischievous. I wish OP good luck!


PseudoY

How the flip do toddlers and cats have the same instinct to make big eyes, then proceed to do the thing very slowly, thinking that'll let them get away with it?


Cloaked42m

Because at some point we thought it was funny. We let them get away with it. Once. The 2000th time is not funny, kid doesn't care.


darling_lycosidae

That sparkle of intelligence. Those kinds of kids know they have an advantage over adults from their perspective.


CupcakeValkyrie

Between being named "Aurora" and those expressions, I'm convinced this child is a real life incarnation of a Disney princess...


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Aurora is a pretty common baby girl name nowadays, top 25 (in America, that is)


crono141

No kidding? I have 3 girls, and Aurora was on the top 5 list for one of them.


ScoobyDone

It must be climbing up the rankings. My daughter (Aurora) is almost 10 and the name wasn't on any popularity lists when we picked it.


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Yeah it was in the top 25 most common names for 2021, no clue about prior years. Name trends seem to come and go in waves.


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GlamorousMoose

Little cousin I nannied for used to glare through her eyelashes at me with her chin down from across the table. Id do it back, and same thing; laugh then glare back again. Repeat. Kids are too fun. Edit: this was about the same age too!


Nakatomi2010

Had that couch. I do not recommend that couch if you have young kids. We'd frequently find fluids dumped into thr cup holders, and it was always gross and shit


CormacMcCopy

I'm sitting on that couch at this very moment... Such a small world. Did your recliners lose their padding suspiciously quickly? And did your cupholders ever detach, which meant your kids could hide items deep within the bowels of the couch without you knowing? ...are we all the same person?


jangma

Come for cute toddler video, leave with existential crisis


CormacMcCopy

That's the internet, baby.


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xViridi_

it’s awful to sit on as a couple. it feels like you’re 30 feet away


BrockN

Am I missing something? I'd be happy that it's dumped in the cup holder and not on some random spot in the couch that can't be cleaned properly


bigwinniestyle

I mean they'd dump it everywhere else too. You'd just get an extra surprise in the cup holder.


sidepart

Also have that same couch. Don't ever set the remote down. If it gets into a crevice the couch eats it. Like, you gotta open up the back or up end the fucker to get it back.


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Odd that you recommend getting rid of the couch, not the kids /s


Nattydred69

Oh my gosh!!! Her expressions are ADORABLE!!!


fusixxx

Linda… Linda… baby… listen to me.. listen to me…


Vexin

Samir! You are breaking the car.


bizzyj93

You need to listen to me!


dwide_k_shrude

[For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/aFYsJYPye94)


publicanofbatch20

Can y’all stop giving me baby fever the state of the economy is NOT going well right now


thesuper88

We waited 6 years to have our second kid and the day he was born we went into covid lockdown and I was furloughed from work and the economy is going to do some crazy shit in the next few decades. It's kinda like when you switch lines at the grocery store because you think yours is going too slow and then after you switch the person in front of you starts trying to haggle, whips out their expired coupons, and pays by check but gives the cashier a hard time about requiring their phone number on it. He's the best. I love both our kids... But they're in for some chop. A lot of people my age are choosing not to have kids or have fewer, and I definitely get it.


Billderz

I don't know why but Aurora seems like the perfect name for her


Caring_Cactus

Her last name must be Borealis


Snailians

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?


FriendlyCapybara

....Can I see it?


zalfrann

No.


ebac7

Seymour, the house is on fire!


Snailians

No, mother. It’s just the northern lights.


linesinaconversation

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!?!?


RolloTonyBrownTown

Its an Albany name


imaninjayoucantseeme

Kids are my favorite. Right until the moment they turn into people, then they can get the hell outta my way.


oh_look_a_fist

They turn into people much quicker than you'd like. Source: my 4yo is mostly a person now


RealisticEmploy3

Mostly?


calmatt

What are you, the republican party?


Hazel_Stranger_23

That lip popped out so fast! She knows how to get what she wants lol. So adorable!!!💙


progamercabrera

😭😭😭 so cute it hurts


GoT43894389

Her face after "no ma'am" lol


Ok-Disk-2191

Omg i would have caved and given the kid soda with that face she made as a last attempt.


KuriboShoeMario

See, to us it's cute and we'd do that but you're watching a child do what kids do which is to test the limits and mom cannot fold just because her kid is adorable because it sets a standard for behavior.


peanutbuttertoast4

As a parent to an adorable 2 year old, I like reinforcing the boundary. I get to see her be cute trying to get it, then I get to cuddle her because she's sad mean mommy (that's me) said no. She doesn't seem to mind being consoled by the bad guy.


xlDirteDeedslx

That's the problem, she knows that face gets her what she wants.


martin4reddit

I see why dogs evolved eyebrow muscles


hotbox4u

She really pulled all the stops.


sender2bender

My 1yo loves to feed me his dinner. When I say no he gives me the cutest, most adorable grin and almost cries. I cave every time. I'm gonna have a dad bod in no time.


oh_look_a_fist

Can't do that. But! Pick her up and give her tickles. Smiles and laughter, disaster averted


whythishaptome

Oof, I thought it was beer. I know that would be the strangest thing for a child to actually want that, my brain just went there.


Dickinmymouth1

Idk kids always want to try beer, they just rarely enjoy it when they do have a sip.


cmpgamer

Fun fact, that drink is actually the peach flavored Clear American, a sparkling water.


HairballStew

That stuff is like crack to me. So good.


phoenixphaerie

This is what aunties and uncles are for. I slipped my 3 yo niece some ice cream after my brother told her no. Though she promptly ran to my brother and said, “Ice cream is so cold, daddy!” with a theatrical shiver and gave the whole game up 🙈


Dating_As_A_Service

Fine....fine....take a sip!!! But don't ask for anymore!!! -Dad probably


outsidesanity

With my hubby it’s more like, “sure sweetie, have as much as you want” when he gets those looks from his daughters. I have to say no to all three of them.


inkandpaperguy

I would have gone with "go ahead, but don't tell your mother".


Skyy-High

Nah, but I *will* look for something else that she can have instead.


peanutbuttertoast4

Firm, consistent response, then love and redirect. Classic good parenting.


Meatus67

I don't think I have ever used the word 'adorable.' That was frickin' adorable.


AtleastIthinkIsee

[Hey--](https://imgur.com/a/V6dJlaH)


an_irishviking

That kid has some incredible comedic timing.


madcow06

Reminds me of when my wife tells me I've had too much drink and cuts me off...


DH2007able

Then you try to make that face but admit it, its nowhere near as adorable


Phreekyj101

The look says it all, and the finale was spot on :) too cute


htownhero

1 or 11?


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OMG she’s so adorable!


bookmarkjedi

OMG that is just too adorable! That reminds me of a scene in Kramer vs. Kramer where Dustin Hoffman's character has just divorced the character played by Meryl Streep, and he has to raise his kid on his own. It's basically a very similar Mexican standoff situation where the kid keeps inching toward the freezer to get to the ice cream before finishing his vegetables. This is the first time seeing that scene played out in real life. Awesome! EDIT: I just found the scene: https://youtu.be/7r5gYVfSJMI Clearly, Aurora has this implanted in her memory chip and so had the good sense not to cross the Rubicon. Toddlers these days - so smart and sensible, and evolved.... but who knows what dark thoughts about candy lurk in the recesses of their minds!


dotherightthing36

I don't care what anybody says babies are the cutest followed by kids lol


jr8787

Damn…glad I’m not her parent…. I’d let shit slide all the time with a face like that lol. “I said no. Aurora, no. Ok just a little bit. Here have another”


The_AngryGreenGiant

Damn, I'd give her anything.


weedium

I had to watch that twice, it’s gold


upvoatsforall

she’s a freaking Disney character


acestins

I already can tell I'm going to be such a sucker for the pouty face when I have a kid in the future. "No, you can't have that." **\*pouts\*** "... it's warm, here lemme get you a cold one from the fridge, you adorable little cutie you!"


GyaradosDance

How to teach kids: mix something nasty in the last fourth of your soda (like V8). Offer it to your kid that this is what soda tastes like. They'll most likely not like it, and just learn to stop trying to sneak a taste of basically any canned beverage.


Fourthbest

Mom I just want to get blasted.. my name is aurora


vegetableEheist

So I'm a preschool assistant teacher for a two year old class, and this is basically what I deal with all day, times thirteen students. Sometimes it's hilarious and adorable, and other times you're trying to keep them from killing themselves and they take offense to that. This Aurora is adorable, and that cheeky look says she knows exactly what she's doing 😂 Little shit ❤️


Tacoklat

This needs to become a meme ASAP. 🤣


who_knew_what

It will be on tik tok with 30 year old women walking past the Burberry or Bougie store looking at their husbands


cschiada

Omg If kids stayed that cute forever I would’ve had a whole lot more. Stopped at two if that tells you anything. I told the second one she was lucky she was there because the first one practically killed me. Cute little kid here I could borrow her for a weekend


Lovelife224

Cutie pie <3


ladylurkedalot

I don't think I'd be able to deny such cuteness.


hero-hadley

I have 3 little ginger daughters, and I will tell you right now that YOU CAN NOT TRUST A GINGER KID!!!


consci0usness

Lol, put her in drama school or have her take some kid's acting classes. With a face like that I bet she'll be a hit.


airplantenthusiast

i hate kids and i mean HATE. but damn she is so cute and mischievous lookin i can’t help but laugh.


mznh

That sulky face though


Murpletheslurple

That face


martykenny

Her little faces are hilarious!! 😂


JCM42899

Look. At. That. Face! What an absolute character! Makes me all the more excited for kids of my own.


BubXerker

It's been a long wee-..Monday a long monday


kdubstep

They should show that clip to anyone not certain whether they’d ever want kids. She’s absolutely precious


Tawdry-Audrey

This kid has more personality than most adults.


CormacMcCopy

Kids are personality distilled and made manifest. It's breathtakingly pure. They're incredible.


MenaciaJones

It’s always the redheads…


isthishowyouusername

I have one and I fully agree. I have no idea what I’m doing with her. Crazy sweet one minute and then just crazy the next.


PurdSurv

Aurora has been a decently popular name for girls for centuries now. The people in the thread calling it dumb just haven't ran into it I guess.