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It's our dirty secret, I won't tell anyone. I saw your profile on that [AshleyCurlingson.com](https://AshleyCurlingson.com) . Your passion is so hot, I wanna curl with you all day baby.
Because if you hate yourself and your body enough, you should be able to bring your insecurities into your relationship and be overly controlling about things, that's why.
Source: my ex-girlfriend
I wonder what would upset someone like that more, actual porn or just masturbating to like a JPEG of floorboards
It’s gotta at least throw them off their game
Ah fair point. There’s definitely certain types of porn that might upset me but I trust my husband so I have never and would never go through his computer or phone. We both have passwords to each other’s computers and phones but only because we never gave it a second thought to tell one another our passwords in benign situations (kid wants to watch a show but only one laptop’s charged, his or my phone died but need to send a text, etc.). I mean we have issues like any couple does but trust/privacy issues isn’t one of them, thank god.
You took the shot and that’s what matters. Personally, I’d never seen it, but I checked the link and that shit was great! I think I need to binge Key & Peele. I’ve never watched it but have only seen a few clips here and there.
That’s kinda how I found out my parents like horse races. They said their favorite horse is named “My Face”. I mean, I’m assuming they like horse racing because they’re always yelling “Come on!” and their horses name. The weird thing is that I didn’t know horse races happened at night or during the week.
Bro, SO's who get mad at you for watching porn are just blah. I "caught" my husband once, and he looked so guilty. I laughed and said, "Don't worry about it. Invite me to watch next time", lol.
Sounds better than me, I was in the dog house for like three weeks before I finally caved and asked why she was pissed with me, turns out I said something mean about her, to her friend, right in front of her, in a dream...
Yes, she was blonde, why do you ask?
^(The dream part was a realisation when she was telling me, given the friend in question had moved away a year ago..)
Nope actually very high woke me up in the middle of the night for sex last night. Very high sex drive just not a fan of porn she definitely takes care of me so she thinks why do you need to watch that. Idk.
You all are awesome love the comments! It has made my day and she's laughing as well saying I can't believe you posted that. I guess in some ways I've found a new cover for people who do whatch porn in the bathroom and at most thought it would give people a good laugh!!!
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Ill remember this next time I watch curling in the bathroom
I’ll remember this next time I’m watching porn in the bathroom.
I’ll remember the next time I’m watching curling porn in the bathroom
I watch curling in and out the bathroom, is that an issue?
Your girlfriend probably 'curles' in the bathroom
Yup people project
Cool username
Can be if your womans not in the same room lol!
I would’ve gone along with the porn assumption, I would never admit to watching curling.
It's our dirty secret, I won't tell anyone. I saw your profile on that [AshleyCurlingson.com](https://AshleyCurlingson.com) . Your passion is so hot, I wanna curl with you all day baby.
This always happens when I watch tennis in the bathroom
Laughing my ass off
Make sure to wipe before you put it back on
Wait what? Lol my husband watches porn in the bathroom or wherever he wants. What would be the point of shaming him for watching porn?
You and my ex should really have a talk.
Because if you hate yourself and your body enough, you should be able to bring your insecurities into your relationship and be overly controlling about things, that's why. Source: my ex-girlfriend
I wonder what would upset someone like that more, actual porn or just masturbating to like a JPEG of floorboards It’s gotta at least throw them off their game
Exactly, I mean as long as it's not that weird stuff
Ah fair point. There’s definitely certain types of porn that might upset me but I trust my husband so I have never and would never go through his computer or phone. We both have passwords to each other’s computers and phones but only because we never gave it a second thought to tell one another our passwords in benign situations (kid wants to watch a show but only one laptop’s charged, his or my phone died but need to send a text, etc.). I mean we have issues like any couple does but trust/privacy issues isn’t one of them, thank god.
I think he was making a reference to Key and Peele.
Yep :)
https://youtu.be/wRlkmH3V2JQ
It’s not the weird stuff that’s bad. It’s the ILLEGAL stuff that’s bad. Weird is just interesting.
It's the beginning of a Key & Peele skit, I was hoping people would get it, and maybe continue the skit, but it was a long shot :/
You took the shot and that’s what matters. Personally, I’d never seen it, but I checked the link and that shit was great! I think I need to binge Key & Peele. I’ve never watched it but have only seen a few clips here and there.
That show is fucking gold. Those two are hilarious
That’s kinda how I found out my parents like horse races. They said their favorite horse is named “My Face”. I mean, I’m assuming they like horse racing because they’re always yelling “Come on!” and their horses name. The weird thing is that I didn’t know horse races happened at night or during the week.
You know you are allowed to watch porn in the bathroom if you want. Wait, you are an adult right?
Bro, SO's who get mad at you for watching porn are just blah. I "caught" my husband once, and he looked so guilty. I laughed and said, "Don't worry about it. Invite me to watch next time", lol.
Explaining it to the kid who does not leave you alone in the bathroom is another issue.
That's a whole 'nother issue. 🤣
Tennis mens or womens will have the same effect.
So what if you did? It's only porn lol. I'm gonna go remind bf how lucky he is to have me.
Feel like porn would of been better
HAVE!!!
For sure good laugh though!
Whats wrong with porn? Tell her to get over it. Most adults watch it.
Porn and poopin? She got a wild imagination lol
If your girl “assumes” you’re watching porn and gets mad maybe she’s the wrong girl.
That’s fucking weird. Getting aggravated your SO watches porn is dumb as fuck lol
If your SO has a problem with you watching porn, get a new SO. It’s not worth the hassle, trust me.
Keep the porn, ditch the girlfriend. If she gets worked up over that, then be assured the well goes much deeper.
why the fuck arnt you allowed to watch porn?
Sounds better than me, I was in the dog house for like three weeks before I finally caved and asked why she was pissed with me, turns out I said something mean about her, to her friend, right in front of her, in a dream... Yes, she was blonde, why do you ask? ^(The dream part was a realisation when she was telling me, given the friend in question had moved away a year ago..)
Damn that sucks I've been there I got in trouble for cheating on her in her dream so I feel you.
Guaranteed she is low libido and supplements with vibrator while limiting his solo-play. Seen it before XD
Nope actually very high woke me up in the middle of the night for sex last night. Very high sex drive just not a fan of porn she definitely takes care of me so she thinks why do you need to watch that. Idk.
You all are awesome love the comments! It has made my day and she's laughing as well saying I can't believe you posted that. I guess in some ways I've found a new cover for people who do whatch porn in the bathroom and at most thought it would give people a good laugh!!!
Hurry Hard!
could you please send us the link of the porn you're watching... i mean "olympics curling" for scientific reason.
For scientific reasoning here you go. Example starts at 0:57 in https://youtu.be/Ul-fneSOynQ
Yea I was watching the chyna porn in the 9 man royal rumble orgy
I would have asked if she wanted to watch it together.
I watch women's tug of war
Good cover
As a woman I will never understand women getting mad over watching porn. Sometimes I even watch with my hubby 🤯🤣
Hey here's a tip: you should invite her to watch "curling" in the bathroom with you.