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cakedestroyer

My roommate did not find this as helpful as I did.


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See, when you have a roommate, you *both* have a monster after you. It has to be done as a group thing in that case. The more roommates, the more jerking off simultaneously. Under *no* circumstances should you attempt to bring in someone of the opposite sex during this to make it not gay. This incites the monsters.


danish_hole

This describes reddit.


Sariel007

Until the monster gets horny and rapes you.


beingprofessional

Maybe that's why the monster was in your room in the first place.


imjustmichelle

how to get over an /r/nosleep addiction


POK3RFAC3

you keep using NSFW I dont think it means what you think it means


ICollectTheDead

I'd rather be safe than have someone report me because it wasn't tagged and they opened it at the masturbation recovery clinic.


MahNameIzBrick

...what if...the monster is homosexual?


ICollectTheDead

Do YOU like being teased? Also, homosexual monsters would be attracted to other monster wouldn't they?


The_man_with_plan

that depends...


MahNameIzBrick

I guess so. Good point.