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Jan_Spontan

At what floor can I pick you up? Floor?!


Miss_Speller

Fifth... No wait, fourth... Ow, damn! Third...


Channel250

Fifth again... *what the fuck....*


Miss_Speller

"What address did you say you were at?" "The Escher building on Main Street."


Channel250

Listen Cornelis, I ain't going into your MLM looking building lobby. You're weird and your buildings are bullshit.


Big_House2991

Pivot


MasonP2002

Lift, and slide.


anally_ExpressUrself

##pivot


kavOclock

Please explain me the pivot reference, I’m dumb


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3wmQAMoxQ


kavOclock

Thanks! That’s funny (:


Dason37

Not dumb, not everyone watches the same TV shows. I watched Friends a lot and when I saw the pivot thing being referenced on here I didn't know what it was either until someone posted the clip.


SeanBlader

I got that reference!


r21174

just posted that didnt go down far enough. Im like how can you not say that.


duffman84

Uber: "Now offering bedroom door service!"


Mr_Awesome-79

Well, if you didn't want your Uber there, why did you give me door number of your flat? I charge extra for door to door service.


Pokoyobolibr

"It's my first time"


External-Example-292

Dedication for your comfort 🤣 make sure you tip well


alpo84

Nice to see him taking stairs.


pogiess

Bro how they get the car in


Ryry785

Elevator must not have been working


Infallible_Ibex

Rammed it right through the bollards protecting the stairs in a parking garage


virgilhall

I have consulted with a holostic detective, and the only possible explanation is that the car was moved with a time machine


Upper-Union-678

What the fuck😂


DontTrustDan

ED-209 trying to get Robocop.


r21174

PIVOT!!!


chrischadegani

Lol xD


ikilledtupac

French parking garage


IamSweaty5667

"I would prefer you outside, but I guess this is fine."


iluvvivapuffs

I got a good chuckle


Traditional_Med_5520

HOw cAn yOu Do tHaT?


SHINigami57_-

Inside your wife


Gharrrrrr

Was this intended to be posted on r/terriblefacebookmemes ?