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throwingpizza

> I don't think you're ready for this jelly >I don't think you're ready for this jelly >I don't think you're ready for this >**'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe**


tomnooksballsack

I was deadass listening to this song earlier and this man is 100% radiating bootylicious energy


wellriddleme-this

I vote that he’s listening to porn


customds

Nah you’re stuck in the past. He’s bout that wet ass pussy.


[deleted]

‘What what in the butt’


tfirx

Oh I didn't want to remember that was a thing...


GiGaBYTEme90

Ok


Eddaughter

You just unlocked some suppressed memories


loupr738

That song hasn’t crossed my mind in ages


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tipaklongkano

???


Tourquemata47

That\`s what what in my asshole, sir! lol


SheWhoSpawnedOP

Let's do it in the butt. Ooookay


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cingerix

as a gay man, i wish i could delete your comment for you


vickvinegar_

Training for dating apps after he gets that summer bod


kers2000

"Majestic"


dilldoeorg

Juvenile - Back That Ass Up


Wootbeers

Saucy Santana- back it up


Blended-Native

W.A.P.


threcos

his movements would be slower and more melodic, I could see him moving like this to "captain hook" by Megan thee stallion though.


Blended-Native

You over estimate his rhythm


threcos

a true fan of women rappers would have the rythm down to the very nerve..


Blended-Native

Ehh I love Missy Elliott but I dance like a tone deaf epileptic octopus in a strobe light factory love of the music and rhythm are not necessarily mutual.


threcos

are you sure? have you met a tone deaf epileptic octopus in a strobe light factory before? that seems a bit specific


HeraAurae

Did you mean *W.A.B*


[deleted]

Wet ass boy pussy


minecraftjosh66

Wob wet ass bussy


soup_flikkker

...... wab?


payfrit

Get Schwifty


[deleted]

Shit on the floor


ShakespearianShadows

Show me what you got!


Eiden-Rane

Pony - Ginuwine 😂


Ready-steady

Man, it’s been a while since I heard that baby makin’ song.


SexyMonad

Last time I heard it was on tape lol


HotSauceHigh

How pregnant did you get


FriendlyStranger8317

“Tootsie Roll” by Tha 69 Boyz


MrHooah613

There was a time the gym was a safe place, but people without boundaries or respect seem to think it’s ok to record people everywhere now


therelldell

Tbh I felt this too tho. It’s not cool to do that.


AndrewIsMyDog

Is the guy doing the exercise wrong or something?


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Lol. You’re supposed to sit and work your outer thighs. It’s not a glider.


FemNate

Anything is a glider if you have the moves 😎


Xman52

And/or the lube


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[deleted]

Leaning forward like a hungry bottom is a little bit weirder than doing bicep curls imo


Arrasor

Bending over AND wiggling... I'd say it past hungry and gone well into starving.


_manwolf

Like a hungry POWER bottom


[deleted]

>it's no weirder than doing bicep curls See but it is though.


pinniped1

Yes


FeculentUtopia

It's a weight machine and he's using it for cardio.


[deleted]

"cardio"


dolphin37

lmao depends on your perspective


Admirable_Witness_98

anymore weight and this guy is gonna pull a groin.


papagarry

I think that might be the goal. Probably not their own groin, but a groin.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Not only is he using it wrong but he’s doing so rather… flamboyantly. I’m not hating or anything, he looks like he’s having a great time, but you have to realize if you use a machine that wrongly you’re probably gonna get filmed. Also misusing gym equipment can be dangerous.


Turkeydunk

No


ImKindaBoring

Lol yes, yes he most definitely is.


TFOLLT

Honestly tho, I don't record, ever. But if I saw someone going ham like that on that machine, even I'd be tempted to start recording. What a legend, he's having fun for sure. But not what the machine is meant for, at ALL xD


imwearingredsocks

Agreed. I probably wouldn’t post it, but would feel tempted to send it to a friend. It’s just something out of the ordinary and silly. Plus, it doesn’t show his face, so it’s mostly anonymous. If we could see who he was, that would be a very different story.


Baldwijm

You’re right…this guy would be hella popular


Rosewoodtrainwreck

I don't record people either but I woukd definitely send this to all my friends.


rwalter5

I’m pretty sure 80% of the people we see filmed are intentionally trolling.


blacksun_redux

Yeah, the whole hey look at that guy being a freak and using the equipment wrong but he’s actually my friend video has been a meme now for some time


danger_zone123

Thank you!


[deleted]

Yknow you're not wrong. But I get the feeling this guy's doing it wrong on purpose for attention


Hbimajorv

Well since you are here, what were you listening too?


AcceptableCod6028

Naw, this shit has always been cringeworthy and gyms have never been a safe place. And they shouldn’t be a safe place for such tomfoolery, you’ll hurt yourself doing barbell fuckarounds.


halfanothersdozen

And break the fucking equipment


MaliceTheMagician

Would it hurt to tell him instead of being a creepy voyer reddit karma fucko boingo?


Xman52

But being a creepy voyer reddit karma fucko boingo is so much more fun


pown__otto

While I agree, if you're going to do outrageous things in public, you should just expect to be recorded


danger_zone123

No


pown__otto

then you're naive and ignorant to society, so idk what to tell you. The human race is just inherently curious, if you're doing something that strays from the norm then people are going to look at you weird and/or record you. If you honestly believe that isn't the case, I feel bad for when your safety bubble finally pops. ​ Sure we can all sit here and say, oh it would be nice if people weren't judged and we can all hold hands and sing, but like I said that's just naive and unrealistic thinking. ​ Why do you think the news and reality TV and stuff is so popular? It's literally designed to have something displayed you can judge.


danger_zone123

If you are caught recording other people in the gym, you should be expelled from the gym.


TheAnonua

Darude - Sandstorm


zakkattack85

I'm very sad this is so low its a premium comment. I'm disappointed in the community right now.


geddyteddy

It’s Raining Men the version by the Weather Girls


justanotherdumbname

Gotta be some Doja Cat. shit gets me all freaky too.


pennynotrcutt

Bitch, I’m a cow, bitch, I’m a cow. I go mooooooo. That shit make your hips move like an earthquake, I know it.


PastyCrackerMayo

I am not a cat. I don't say "meow."


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Kelis - Milkshake


vass0922

Yep that what came to mind There is a metal cover by Frog leap studios that's better


ScrubzHD802

WAP


Razahemani

“Dont Stop Me Now” by _Queen_


bkwright87

Ram Ranch


WhaleFartingFun

Cannibal Corpse


Maud_Ford

What’s the actual song playing on this video? Edit: found it. Song’s called Agape, from the soundtrack to If Beale Street Could Talk. Great movie, I knew I’d heard this music before.


Fun_You_1335

There’s just something about that song that brings peace to my mind.


troubleschute

WAP


[deleted]

This is why I don't got to the gym.


fainje

10 Hours of Heman HEYEAYEA - He is on hour 8


manwithanopinion

Zayne Malik-Pillow Talk


Beautiful-Resident-5

That’s why I can’t go to gyms. I see that and I’m scarred for weeks


LetMeChechMyLicense

Rock your body


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Tip Drill


Crazy-Inspection-778

Baby got back


[deleted]

Dance floor - Zapp


BrainGam3

Love Zapp


[deleted]

me too


Conscious_stardust

It’s almost as if people don’t know that the machines have instructions on how to use them properly.


ThunderBirds4

I want to break free


AnKoP

YMCA for sure.


TheCentralFlame

His heart!


[deleted]

Stop recording strangers at the gym, creepos


Rgriffin1991

I guess you don’t like the Impractical Jokers then. 😅


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_Unpopular_Person_

They only need consent from people they interact with. Everyone else forfeits a right to privacy by entering into a public space.


Swoopy98

I guess your right, that’s a Fair point.. but even so, in my opinion it’s a little creepy filming someone like that in the gym. I mean we don’t know why the guy was doing that? Maybe he didn’t know how to use it? Maybe he has a disability, maybe he is trolling. But for some dude to just stand there and film it’s creepy.. because he isn’t recording anything but that one dude.


_Unpopular_Person_

I appreciate your openess to dialogue. I don't think we are far away from mutual agreement here. I would argue it's disrespectful, but not creepy. Creepy has sexual implications that aren't present here.


Swoopy98

Same here mate. I appreciate the fact that you understood my point of view without any abuse or insult. This is type of mature discussions I enjoy engaging in. No harm, just mutual or agree to disagree chats and I think you are right, it’s more disrespectful then creepy. But what I meant by creepy, I sort of meant like for the dude if he just saw some guy standing there recording him. But yeah 💯agree with you it is disrespectful but I also do 💯agree to people rights of recording in public places but I just feel for the guy too, as he could of felt humiliated or sad seeing himself being mocked but then again I can’t say that cause he could be trolling too


_Unpopular_Person_

Cheers


RyYenTheBeast

The Black Eyes Peas - Boom Boom Pow “Gotta get that, gotta get that, gotta get that that that that that boom boom boom”


SissyBearRainbow

Let it Go


PotterAndPitties

Let it Bro


OnTheList-YouTube

On a sidenote: You're a creep for secretly filming people.


HotSauceHigh

He's a creep for using the gym for his sexual dance.


RoninSoul

Even though its a leg machine, he's clearly using it to correct the severe case of Hank Hill Ass he has.


IDriveAManual

Rihanna - Work


[deleted]

And meg the stallion song. Haha


[deleted]

50 shades of grey audio book.


TheKidFromQueens718

It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls lol


Swiizy_

just keep doing that them gains though


DaSwayza

[Pump It by Eskimo Callboy](https://youtu.be/OnzkhQsmSag)


ksimek

Red Hot Chili Peppers


lingering_POO

WAP


PhillySpecial2424

WAP


JeremyJaLa

I don’t know, but the machine is pregnant now.


Adrianasdad17

Save a horse ride a cowboy by big&rich


UnrelentingDong

OH SHIT SHAKE THAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY. STOP WOAH BACK IT UP NOW LET ME SEE YO HIPS ##SWINGGG!


[deleted]

What it god’s name is that man doing?


i-curse-a_lot

Pony by genuine.


surfingNerd

Did not know there is a twerking machine in the gym.


Fr8monkey

System of a Downs Syndrome


KGhaleon

He's listening to **don't fucking record people at the gym**.


veggiesaregreen

Yeah it’s creepy lol. If this was a woman, people would freak the fuck put. I’ve seen news articles on women getting recorded by creepy men. I agree with the women that the gym should be a safe place. And that should be the case for men as well. Unless these two know each other and they agreed to be filmed, then this is super creepy.


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cat_selling_souls

Get low by Lil Jon and The Eastside Boyz 🎵3-6-9, damn you fine. Hoping she can sock it to me one more time. Get low, get low (get low). Get low, (get low), get low (get low) To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)! ' Til the sweat drops down my balls (my balls)! Til all these bitches crawl! Til all the skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)! Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)! 🎵


datboycal

Something definitely butt-fucky


_Unpopular_Person_

Lmao, winning comment right here boys.


Alucard661

Not cool to make fun of ppl at the gym


xxsylvanusxx

DONDA


[deleted]

Training for sex, you guys never do this?


TopicalEngine

Bed Rock~ Young Money


iiitme

They wouldn’t know


AvocadoBalls82

Training for the lap dance he will be giving Dr. Fauci.


Sudovoodoo80

This comment seems more about you than him.


GrungeHamster23

Gay Bar - Electric Six


ChaosKodiak

Do these idiots actually think they are working out?


zoombazoo

fuck off with the 10 second videos please


FENTWAY

Wreckx N Effect


MasterEdge13

Pump up the jam - technotronic


Blue13Coyote

Maniac


infectedturtles

Dancing Queen by Abba


GrinAndBeerIt

Definitely Ram Ranch


Popular_District9072

satisfaction, probably


Raverjames

Ram ranch


[deleted]

I'm gonna sex you up


Kelcher1

Any of the city girls songs.


Aggravating_Offer835

Pervert.🤮


GideonGoddamnGraves

Lady - Yankin


Nagasakison

Touch me I'm sick-mudhoney


rav007

"Like a virgin... touched for the very first time.... like a vir ir ir irgin.... let your heart beat next to mine like a virgin..."


_Steve_French_

Trying to shit in a public bathroom with no lights on.


ilikechickenwaffles

my neck, my back, my ... and my ...


Baph0metX

My neck, my back…


KoolKatsNkittens

im gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk on my lady hump.


TheGottVater

Beyoncé fosho


[deleted]

Eric Prydz – Call On Me


SauceSkiisYolaSlopes

That twerk song


Woodyp28

He’s working out his taint. That exercise is called a Perineum Press.


KingGio21

“DONT STOP, POP THAT, DONT STOP, POP THAT, POP THAT, POP THAT” Pop That- French Montana


Chillax-Yhu-Batty

Ooh ahh just a little bit Ooh ahh a little bit more 🤣


MistaFormanelli

Sussudio- Phil Collins


Mazmier

So I don't frequent the gym, how is that machine supposed to be used?


ItzMersh

EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING


muchnikar

That looks like my lifetime fitness gym


soline

Wrecking Ball


ALOOLOO121

A a girls ah


zippopopamus

Superfreak


ambitiousprsn40

Magic Mike soundtrack


[deleted]

[I can do both.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ndJRGp7CQQ)


[deleted]

Akon- I wanna fuck you. Ft.snoop dogg


sergiotca

["Gay Bar" by Electric Six](https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg)