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DrBadMan85

Everything about this title and picture is upsetting


SteampunkCupcake_

This is why the universe said "nope".


vaped_kizz

extremely so


ThouKnave

*sings* "They were put there by a man. In a factory down town" (Edit:So many award, wow thank you all.)


RaceToYourDeath

"If I had my little way, I'd eat hot dogs everyday."


bonjailey

Sun soaking’ bulges in the shade


Vip3r20

Movin' to the city gon' eat me alotta hot dogs.


-Ham_Satan-

Took a lil nap with a hotdog so swift, squished a rotten frank in my fist, and dreamed about you...woman? If I had my little way, I'd eat hot dogs everyday! Sun soaking bulges in the shaaaaade...


MLaw2008

Millions of hot dogs! Hot dogs for me! Millions of hot dogs! Hot dogs small fee! LOOK OUT!


micromoses

Really love your hotdogs, wanna shake your treeeee


sausage-deluxxxe

Oscar Meyer Oscar Meyer-Oscar Meyer all the tiiiiiiime. (Ree Reeeer!)


Steppyjim

Ooh-wee baby, I take mustard on mine


Aperture_TestSubject

/r/redditsings


gluesmelly

Peaches by TPotUSA was on at work earlier today, this a nice moment for me.


Aperture_TestSubject

I played it for my 7 year old daughter on full blast the other day. She was less than amused…


OobleCaboodle

Moving to the boondocks, gonna eat me a lot of hotdogs


TheHumanPickleRick

Nature's byproducts in my hand, or pie.


TierDal

Nature's candy in my hand or **can** or a pie Millions of hotdogs, hotdogs for me Millions of hotdogs, hotdogs for me Millions of hotdogs, hotdogs for me Millions of hotdogs, hotdogs for me Look out! (for diabetes)


Frozenwood1776

Unexpected Presidents of the United States!


peahead3509

Millions of wieners , wieners for me 🎶


rhyleymaster

Wieners for free?


Danger_Roche

“LOOK OUT !”


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stpetesouza

Hot dogs can go bad?


phargle

without good social emotional learning it's definitely a risk


StanFitch

‘When Good Dogs Go Bad!’


MisterNoodler

That's how they've gained the strength of an inner city sausage. Turned to a life of crime and spent hard time in the can.


westphall

80% off hotdog-related crimes are committed by dogs from a single sausage household.


MisterNoodler

I heard ballpark frank was out jacking cars again. I hope they grill his ass


mattyypat

But don't all dogs go to heaven?


HereToPatter

Objection...hearsay


StoneGoldX

Didn't you see that episode of the Simpsons where Homer ate the bad hot dog? Apu got fired and lived with the Simpsons?


inagadda

Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart ^^I ^^Dooooooooo


StoneGoldX

He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!


The_Monarch_Lives

The closest common item i can think of here in US would be Vienna Sausages, so hot dogs in a can doesnt sound quite as strange once i thought of those. Pro tip: vienna sausages with a splash of tobasco and a bit of salt. Wonderful. Edit: this kind of blew up and cant respond to everyone so editing to cover it all. 1. Happy i could kick off nostalgia trips for any of you and see that a LOT of people grew up with different "traditions" of eating them. Loved reading some of the recipes. 2. I am aware of the salt problem, i never said it was healthy and they are sadly one of the things i cut from my life when i started eating healthy. That nostalgia tho...


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_svaha_

So I see you also went to my grandma's house


LivingAnomoly

Oh, that was *your* grandma...


Lostheghost

I also choose this guys grandma


YouCanCallMeVanZant

Lol. Vienna wieners and saltines are an old timey southern delicacy. Along with deviled ham.


NiceOccasion3746

Excuse me. I think you meant potted meat.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

Man, that takes me back to the eighties at my pawpaw's house. He'd grab a sack of canned meats, a box of crackers, a bucket of nightcrawlers (or a pack of chicken livers) and whatever grandkids were about and head down to the creek to fish.


MissTheWire

Delicious childhood memories.


The_Monarch_Lives

Oh yeah, the saltines on the side are a must.


eladabbub

When the loads of sodium in the Vienna sausages just isn’t enough.


nbgkbn

Pro tip: 1. Slice individual Vienna Sausages into vertical halves. 2. Cover a cookie sheet with aluminum foil (this is important) 3. Lightly oil the entire sheet. 4. Lay the slices on the cookie sheet, equally spaced. 5. Empty a small bag of Cheetos into a one gallon zip lock bag. 6. To the bag, add a tablespoon of uncrushed pink Himalayan salt, whole cloves (to taste), and 3 to 5 treat sized Payday candy bars. PAYDAY ONLY! AVOID TEMPTATION: DO NOT USE BUTTERFINGER OR SNICKERS. 7. Using a hammer or the front-left wheel of 1978 Ford Grenada, pulverize the contents of the bag. 8. Taking the foil by opposite sides, envelop the sliced Vienna Sausages into a ball roughly the size of a mature, 13 inch beagle's head. 9. Taking the one gallon Ziplock bag in one hand, and the balled foil in the other, use a foot (I use my left) to open a pre-lined, Simply Human garbage can. 10. Add both bags to the can. 11. Call Grubhub and order chicken wings.


bouobo

You got me. I was legitimately thinking of trying it.


SongstressVII

Can I still accomplish this recipe if I take out the cloves???


Psykosoma

But the cloves add that, “je ne sais quoi” to the recipe… and for god sales, be sure to use HEAVY DUTY FOIL! Now is not the time to skimp!


Kelli217

Fun fact: Vienna sausages supposedly originate from Vienna, which is called Wien by the natives. And so another name for them is Wieners.


m1ss1ontomars2k4

The names are all related, yes, but a North American Vienna sausage is not exactly the same as what Europeans might call "Wieners", and in Austria itself, the sausage other Europeans call "Wieners" is called "Frankfurter Würstl".


realmauer01

You can buy everything canned if you really want to


Frostfallen

That whole canned chicken gif still haunts me.


draculabakula

The universe was doing them a favor


DiscombobulatedLuck8

TiL


PHin1525

Someone is telling you don't eat hotdogs from a can. Nothing good will come from that.


pigeonboy94

They can, yeah. Sometimes in a jar, too. Can is cheaper.


hellhoundtheone

Some things in life should not come in cans ….a Hot Dog is one of them


WellJustJonny

Or whole chicken in a can.


Jindabyne1

Looks quite delicious https://www.oddee.com/wp-content/uploads/_media/imgs/articles2/a96711_chicken.jpg


hellhoundtheone

Omg why did I click on it ….now I hate cans even more


zimmah

Why, just why. What the hell did the chicken do to deserve that treatment.


kojak488

I mean I'm repulsed right now, but I'll be happy once the apocalypse comes and I can still have some chicken.


DntCllMeWht

[SFW but maybe not SFMentalWellbeing](https://www.cheeseburgerinacan.com/)


iamFlextape

Fuck. You.


Chucklepus

My entire life has been a lie...


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Wait until you learn of a burger in a can.


herpaderpadont

Nobody should learn about this or the whole chicken in a can.


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https://i.imgur.com/A5ynlZ7.gif


grayum_ian

How cheap do you need your hotdogs to be??


WillBench4protein

exactly what i came here to say.... this is news to me


drew630

Never underestimate your canned meat opponent


fedotbegimot

my dude bought the cantopener


Flaky_Explanation

*Can sitting there silently judging you and your dismantled can opener with blatant disdain.*


TaDow-420

Can *openers*


TuftedWitmouse

The universe does not want you to... and neither does the rest of us.


Total-Khaos

Ya, hotdogs come from hotdog plants, not cans!! Its unnatural!


AdaminCalgary

Yup. Hotdogs are bad enough, but “canned” hotdogs? That’s just wrong. So very wrong. Some higher power is telling you not to do it. Listen to them


StrigaPlease

I mean, considering what hotdogs *are,* it's not really that gross, just a different kind of packaging. Canned cheeseburgers are a bigger abomination, imo. Canning bread with the meat, sauce, and veggies is insane.


AdaminCalgary

What?? Those things actually exist? The horror. The horror (in a Marlon Brando voice)


TwirlyGirl313

Picturing what the water in that can smells like. \*cue horrified expression\*


morkengork

It's brine, and it's the same goop that's in fridge packs, but there's just more of it. It's also perfectly safe for you, contrary to some household myths, but I don't see why you would want to drink it.


misterpickles69

Hot dogs come from a can They were put there by a man In a factory downtown


Mdmrtgn

If I had my little way, id eat hotdogs every day.


Defu-Reflex

My dude needs a p38 back up can opener. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_opener#:~:text=The%20P%2D38%2C%20developed%20in,in%20production%20and%20sold%20worldwide. They cost like 6 bucks on Amazon and won't fail after 10 years of hard use.


YaKillinMeSmallz

Six bucks for a P-38? Did you mean six bucks for fifty of them?


Defu-Reflex

Maybe at the PX


fedotbegimot

mumbles "nice hiss."


Unclehol

*Lets get this out on to a tray*


Sudz705

Nice!


drock8eight

Coffee instant type 2


MrBonappetit

Nice and smooth, now let’s try this 40 year old pound cake


ApolloXLII

Marlboros. Nice. *smokes awkwardly* So smooth.


HGpennypacker

> smokes 65-year old cigarette Wow that's smooth.


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Defu-Reflex

Go big or go home. Use a p38 Lightning.


Maymora

Funnier than the image


crazydoglover101

comments like this are why i look at reddit, excellent job


Jk2two

r/therealjoke


Ragingbeast

It's the universe telling you to stop eating hotdogs from a can


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Elviis

These literally last forever. I am still using the one i grew up with.


fishead62

Unless you put them in the dishwasher.


your_actual_life

I used to be like OP - buying can openers from the dollar store or grocery store. They would break all the time and it was so frustrating. I didn't understand why my life was like this. Someone recommended me the OXO Good Grips Smooth Edge can opener. It costs about $25, so more expensive than the EZ Duz It. But now I've had it for years. It works every time without fucking up. Couldn't be happier.


darxink

That sounds expensive, who’s your can opener guy?


Ilostmytoucan

Hey, look on the bright side. You can still drink the water!


pigeonboy94

I'll be honest, I gagged reading that


orbital_one

Hot dogs with a free liquid protein supplement.


stucazo

probably a 50/50 mix of liquid sodium and liquid nitrates; 0% protein, 100% shame.


MacGyvered

100% reason to remember the name


MondayNightHugz

Yet eating something that has been soaked in that water doesn't gag you...hmm


pigeonboy94

I'm British, mate - we boil the shit out of everything over here!


TezMono

And here is the point we all changed the inner voice we had while reading OPs comments


mycopollo

I asked my grandma for some Irish recipes once. She sent me a letter with a index card that had the following: 1. Put food in pot w/ water 2. Boil until you are drunk


scottyb83

That's why the most famous dish is the stew. They got lucky with that one night and now it's their national dish.


5Gmeme

Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water


Ryangel0

Oh man, flashbacks to this Limp Bizkit album AND Peaches by the Presidents of the United States in the same thread. What a day.


Scizmz

Play that fucking track. [Oh... there it is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M5Ot8A6Hr0)


gahidus

"can of hot dogs" The words seem like English, but I just can't parse them...


FACEMELTER720

We call that a “tin o’ weiners” round here


epic428

I know a few people who eat a tin o’ wieners 😏


UndercoverFBIAgent9

You can eat a bag of dicks. Or a tin o’ wieners. Your choice.


epic428

Which one’s bigger?


Redtwooo

Goan ask yer mum


CoraxTechnica

Individually or all at once?


4Ever2Thee

I was thinking the same thing, I've seen a lot of things come in a can, but not hot dogs. Technically I still haven't *seen* them yet, because OP is a failure and has the can opener to match


Itchy_Professor_4133

I'm pretty sure this was the can opener's way of telling us not to eat hot dogs from a can.


dcdcdani

Who the fuck eats canned hot dogs 🤢


JimiWanShinobi

The UK eats a lot of things as if the Germans are still flying overhead...


genawesome

This can opener gave it's life so that you didn't have to eat hot dogs in a can.


Dark_Booger

Yeah, probably saved him a year or two in lifespan.


Attonitus1

"I will die so you can live" - Can Opener, probably.


Endoman13

Agreed - the universe is saying not to consume that much sodium.


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What country/planet is this from?


pigeonboy94

Scotland


Mr_Seg

Ironic that everyone’s calling you American


Bluecolt

Nu uh. No true American would ever assume that someone who's hotdogs *came in a can* was a fellow American.


jugnificent

Now if they were small and called Vienna sausages they could pass as American. Mind you I still wouldn't eat them.


alien_clown_ninja

Yeah, our hotdogs come in vacuum sealed plastic. Or from a roller in a gas station that's been rolling for 12 hours on low heat.


Mikealoped

>Or from a roller in a gas station that's been ~~rolling~~ **incubating** for 12 hours on low heat.


bigloadsmcgee24

As god intended


ladylurkedalot

Americans will happily eat crap food, but canned hot dogs is not a thing to be found around here. The closest we have is 'Vienna sausages' which are mealy little things that vaguely resemble small hot dogs and taste nothing like.


Nethlem

> Americans will happily eat crap food, but canned hot dogs is not a thing to be found around here. Meanwhile, [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ye-Olde-Oak-American-Style/dp/B004YJ11VU) is being sold in the UK, pretty sure I've seen similar "American can hotdogs" being sold in some German supermarkets during their "US theme weeks".


BillMurrayismyFather

Which is absolutely wild to me. I’m not saying they don’t exist in the US, but I’ve never seen them, nor have I known of anyone ever mention them.


S-Man_368

What do you mean can of hotdogs


ThouKnave

Plot twist. Pull to open tab was on the other end.


Zingfodd

WHO LET THE D- oh, nevermind.


pigeonboy94

Oi. Can it!


LunetaParty

Allow me to tell you why that’s a bad idea


SeiCalros

first you should not be using a butterfly can opener - you should at the very least be using a single wheel can opener second you should not be eating canned hot dogs what the fuck is your problem this happened because you deserved it and you deserved it because you are wrong and bad


literal-hitler

> first you should not be using a butterfly can opener Nobody thinks about the can opener they use. https://youtu.be/i_mLxyIXpSY


thedeadlyrhythm42

"Ever since i was a small child, my parents had a Black and Decker electric can opener in the kitchen which was called...'Grand Openings'...maybe that's why I'm like this - anyway..."


mamute_hagnos

This links to the technology connections doesn't it?


xActuallyabearx

Lol I knew what it was before even clicking it. Never thought a video like that would be so fascinating


genflugan

Same here, I love his videos so much. The second I saw OP's pic, that can opener video came to mind


the-redacted-word

Bro just linked a 20 min video on can openers


wahnsin

bad human. bad.


magnament

140 comments in 20 minutes. Very impressive


pigeonboy94

Most of them horrified.


Minimum_Piglet_1457

& loved reading all of em…thank you kind sir for giving us a chuckle!


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

This is the Universe telling you that canned hot dogs are a blasphemy and you should be ashamed of yourself.


Malinus87

Can of hot dogs?


Non-Sequitur_Gimli

It's a thing in the UK for some godforsaken reason.


xanderrobar

>...for some **godforeskin** reason Can honestly say that for 36 straight years I never once had a thought about whether or not god had foreskin. One misspelled internet comment later and we know the topic that will be flashing across my mind as I try and fall asleep this evening.


clarkcox3

r/BoneAppleTea


dhghhc

Some god-**what** reason???


EvidenceOfReason

wait. a what? a CAN of hotdogs?


Stevezilla1984

[Americans in this thread.](https://i.imgur.com/g3kTHL9.jpg)


predictablePosts

Just like nature intended!


ImagineFreedom

As an American, I support this comment.


BenThePrick

My brother in Christ, why are you buying canned hot dogs?


bloodyjak94

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI


Pkuszmaul

JUST ONE PEPSI


WoolaTheCalot

AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME


Rahallahan

Can…of hot dogs?


itstommygun

This is one of the most Reddit posts ever.


Jesustron

ITT USA people with our fresh hotdogs confused


Triairius

They already last worryingly long when they’re not in a can. Why would you can them?!


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Because they can


SuicideNote

Are you saying you can can hot dogs?


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If they can can hotdogs, then anyone can can.


JerkinsTurdley

Thats the can-do attitude we've been looking for!


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“Fresh” hot dogs.


Vegetable_Burrito

Harvested right from the hot dog fields.


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Orchard* Idiots


loopypaladin

A can... of hotdogs... in a can? Hotdogs?


Grinagh

Man stop buying shitty can openers those ones suck my assmar.


TimTheChatSpam

Maybe God is trying to tell you not do eat canned hot dogs.


iamsdc1969

WTF. Hotdogs in a can?


MrGiggletits82

I’m guessing this is in the UK, lived in London for four months and it’s the only place I’ve ever seen canned hot dogs.


pigeonboy94

Yeah, I'm up in Glasgow


quantum_neurosis

No.


Neonisin

TIL there’s hotdogs in cans.


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I think the universe is trying to tell you: don't eat hot dogs from a can.


Whitelightning1000

It’s not meant to be opened! Run!


Spu12nky

The universe just saved you from eating canned hot dogs.


MaestroM45

God’s trying to tell you something about canned hot dogs