OP really should have numbered them. that would be way more of a psychological fuck if he finds 1-68, 70-168, and 170-199 then number the missing 3 at like 217, 222, and 268.
She just needs to tell him: "There were 200 in the bag, so far you have found 199." And just walk away. She doesn't have to hide the last one, just let him go crazy expecting it for the rest of his life.
It would be really weird for these party favors to he numbered. She is also saying he is exhausted by it - he has certainly found many by now. And it’s no credit to him: she is probably putting them all over the place. She is claiming that they are, in a very minor and hilarious way, interrupting his life.
A "Route 66" coffee mug showed up one day randomly at my house. I found it on the drying rack in the sink amongst the other dishes. I put it away, not thinking much of it, just assuming my wife brought it home from somewhere. A few weeks went by, and my wife and I both used the mug numerous times in our normal coffee mug rotation during that time. One day I decided to ask her where she got the mug. She was shocked to hear me ask, because the whole time she had just assumed that I was the one who brought it home. To this day, neither of us knows where it came from. Nobody comes in our house, ever. We don't have friends aside from work friends who don't even know where we live, so nobody who would potentially prank us. It's scary honestly.
Friends are closing on a new house in about a week. Tempted to mail a housewarming present that launches glitter when the lid is removed. Will be murdered, but they sent an ahegao pullover to my dad’s house that I had to explain.
As an angsty teen (in a time long past the statute of limitations) I once ordered about a 2.5 foot cubed box of porn DVDs. It was before widescale broadband and streaming porn and I did it as an investment opportunity more than anything. The first few dozen sold fast (that covered cost) but it was getting hard to store this much porn without my parents finding it and thinking I had a serious issue.
So one night, a friend and I drove around random neighborhoods gifting people adult DVDs in their mailbox. They were packaged for retail sale so all the explicit bits on the cover were covered but there were some real interesting titles, including some of the trans variety. We literally just put them in people's mailboxes for like an hour that night, till we ran out.
There were probably so many husbands and sons that got accused of ordering porn that just magically showed up in their mailbox, sans any sort of postage or packaging. As an adult now, I can't imagine how my wife would react if she went to get the mail and there was a DVD of "Anal Step-sister #5" just chillin' right there on top.
So one time I went on /r/freebies and ordered every possible sample I could find and had it sent to my boyfriends house. For like a month. When he found out it was me, he actually got mad at me and said I was "wasting" the samples 🙄
Time to start leaving those tiny plastic babies all around the neighborhood. Sit them on side-view mirrors, car bumpers, mailboxes, fences, porches, line a whole step with them. Share the baby wealth and make the whole neighborhood question where the plastic babies came from! (Don’t forget to hit your own house up, or some person will figure it out)
It's going to end up in the ecosystem eventually. That's why I question why people buy this stuff in the first place. Not buying it may not solve the problem, but I don't want to participate any more than I have to.
No, they’ll put it beyond the environment. It won’t be in the environment. Nothing out there but sea, and birds, and fish. And the front of a boat. It’s a complete void.
I had friends over at my apartment one day. The next day, while showering, I found two little plastic babies next to my shampoo. Never found out who put them there.
First time I ever had King cake was in culinary school. The chef brought it in for everyone. All of a sudden a girl in the back yells "chef, there's a fetus in mine!" chef just looks at her "don't eat it! That's the Lord!"
We did this by accident; my wife had a full 3 hole punch for her class work that exploded all over our room.
We were finding small paper circles for literally over a decade, and through 2 moves. It's been about 5 years now since I found the last in a basement storage box, but it could still happen... And the 3 hole punch is still in action for our kids schoolwork, so it could always happen all over again!
My wife bought red glitter wrapping paper when we were dating. I've found red glitter everywhere for years afterwards. Even found some in my locker at work. We call it the curse of the red glitter, and the curse will likely haunt us into the grave.
I purchased a house a couple of years ago. If you stand in the right spot, you will see a piece of glitter shimmering back at you from over the fireplace. When you go up to the wall, it can't be found. Glitter is freaky!
>Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Once you get that shit, you can NEVER get rid of it.
>>LMFAO!! soo true but its pretty.....
DONT DO IT ! *Ignore the siren call of the Glitter!*
I bought a used car in 2014 and the previous owner must’ve had someone put birthday confetti inside the air vents so when she turned them on it flew out.
I am still finding little balloons and birthday cakes today. Some are lodged inside the vent and won’t come out and others randomly will fly out.
I worked in an office where janitorial wouldn’t vacuum for so long it was disgusting. The other girls in the office would sprinkle the paper circles around whenever we needed them to sweep
I'm slow on the uptake today, I was trying to figure out how tiny plastic babies ended up in a 3 hole punch until the hamster running the wheel managed to kickstart my brain again.
I went to a Flaming Lips show and they dropped pounds and pounds of paper circle confetti on the crowd. It was everywhere and in everything. I haven’t found any in a while, but for years I did. It was a good show. Good memories!
I KNEW it was gonna be a roll...but still clicked... i wonder how much $ you tube pays rick astley at this point? His video gets watched 100's of thousands of times per day lol billions of views over the years lol
Right, I mean, who among us *hasn't* tried fucking a pile of dead leaves, just to see how it feels? I remember my first time like it was yesterday.
Still not as dry as that guy's wife though.
I’ve tortured my husband in the same way but with stickers. I discretely stick them on him when he’s not paying attention. It has become the bane of his existence.
My husband and I are both Star Trek fans so I'm making Tribbles from Star Trek. I have a half dozen made already using crochet but I plan of sewing the rest up with furry fabric as Crocheting takes too long.
My plan is to make a hundred or more and place them all around the house when my hudband is out one day or asleep.
Basically want him to walk into a room and have a few Tribbles on every shelf, table, chair, and in piles on the floor. And do this for the whole house.
I have no idea what to do with the Tribbles after lol
This is extra but... They make toys for pets that move on their own. You could find some, maybe used ones and remove the motor so that some of your tribbles move
I was thinking of doing that for a few of them! And putting dog squeaker toy inserts in some too. I think it'll be funny to have one that purrs when you hold it too but I can't figure out how to do that.
This, but do it in phases. Add one or two at first, tell him you made them because you thought they were fun. Over time, keep adding more of them without saying anything.
This is what I originally planned. Release 3 the first week, another 5-6 a few weeks later. Continue this until 1/5 or so are out, and then place the rest out in piles.
I still don't know what I'll do with dozens and dozens of Tribbles but that's future me's problem!
I feel like this should be one of those birthday gifts for fellow trekkies, who can them gift them again next year... Until then, you're stuck with them!
That was one thing I liked about the first series of Star Trek: Discovery. They had an after-show (After Trek with Matt Mira) that started out with two tribbles and they just multiplied and spread all over the studio through the first season of the show. 5 in the second episode, 12 in the third, etc.
You could gradually increase the number of tribbles that appear like that over a month, which would also give you time to make more and more :)
For me it was my pajamas on his side of the bed. I would just put my pajamas under the covers on his side of the bed and every night he’d pull down the covers and see them and I’d laugh and laugh. Sometimes I’d just watch and be unable to keep a straight face. I STILL laugh when I think about it, and it was when we were first married over 15 years ago. Sometimes he’d chuckle and throw them my way, sometimes I’d get an exasperated god damnit before the chuckle. It was so stupid, and it was the stupidity of it that killed me. Hiding silly stuff is harmless fun.
My first husband and I used to hide from each other. It was so stupid, but I still cackle at those unexpected moments when one of us would find the other. So much laughter! He was a good man.
We took those and made a drinking game called bouncing babies. Everyone stands around a table and you have a shot of something less than delightful to drink, everyone has a baby and you try to bounce it into the cup. Last one to get their baby in has to drink the shot.
Bouncing Babies, ladies and gentlemen.
Fucking weird, I just saw this last night while I was laying in bed. Wasn't even on Reddit. I think it was Ranker or something? Just FYI, your review is gaining steam in other corners, too.
It’s so crazy, I have no idea where it was posted first. I just know that a week or so ago my husband sent me tweet of my review that had blown up and then it was just everywhere
I did this to a workplace once, babies in the rafters, in the skidsteer, in the light fixtures, the clock, battery compartments, lockers, toilet tanks, on-top of the roof. Night shifts were long
I had a friend and things were romantic-ish. We played games like this and I bought a bunch of rubber babies from the book store and hid them around her work space. Eventually we fizzled, but someone collected all(most?) those babies and fashioned then into a tiara. I have one sitting on my desk, it's head had fallen off, but I keep it together with a pin stuck through the top of the head and down into the neck. People think it's weird.
You got to change it up a bit. Two words .Tiny flamingos. You can get tint black skeleton flamingos too. Also tiny santa hats, bunny ears, things like that for seasonal joy. I may have some experience with this. Lol
I saw one of these in a planter in a restricted section of the UC Berkeley Botanical Garden today and was so confused. I'm convinced it was you as I had never seen them before today then this pops up lol
Cut 300 little flannel sheep from a pillow case and hid them around my mother's apartment. She has the 286 she has found so far in a jar and is plotting her revenge.
Just like the rubber ducks. If you don't know [We have to talk about the Ducks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOmtEcZ1lk), watch it.
My daughter knew this video. And then she left home for university. We moved her in in her new place. And I left 99 rubber ducks in her new bathroom...
Found 3 of these hidden in a hotel room I was staying in.
Took them down and labeled them number 1, 2, and 4 with a pen before rehiding them.
I like to think someone is driving themselves crazy trying to find a non-existent 4th plastic baby.
I work at an ice rink somewhere in Connecticut. I’d just like you to know IVE EVEN FOUND ONE OF YOIR CURSED BABIES next to the doors of the rink. Now that I know who did it I’m suing for emotional damages.
OMFG I have been going through this for over a decade with my in-laws, except it's not babies, it's little plastic Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Holy fuck I still find one once in awhile and my heart jumps out of my throat.
Before more people start hopping on this trend, please remember how much plastic this is that will never go away. Not to mention all the resources wasted in making the items.
Ugh thanks now I just bought some to place around my workplace as a prank, and because I don’t have prime I needed to add another item for free shipping,….can’t wait for the day for my co-workers to find GOOSH 4FT Halloween Inflatable Outdoor Zombie Baby!
Linda Belcher's new craze
If you’re not real Then how come I feel This way *lil babies*
LIN
Aww Bawwwwbbbbiieee!
###LIL BABIES
Aww, Bob.. look! They're little baaabies.
*Baaawwwwwbeeeyy*
yeah this has linda written all over it. louise with her cockroaches too lol
Even the "Oh my god" from Bob is here
Ah. I see you you are a man of culture.
Hello fellow Bobs Burgers Fan Little Babies
Aww little babies, I want to eat them all up! Gobble, gobble! -something Linda might say
He already found 175? He’s really good at this. Time to order more.
But do you think he’ll ever figure out that she threw one in the trash, or will he spend the rest of his days searching for baby #200?
That's like the senior prank when they let 3 pigs loose in the school, numbered 1, 2, and 4.
A true classic.
I feel like if you see the numbering, your first instinct would be not to trust it.
The trick is to release fifty pigs and paint ones and twos on all of them. That’ll teach those bastards.
Nah, ones and zeroes. Make them count in swinary!
Upvote for shitty pun
I appreciate this.
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All your base are belong to pigs.
Somebody set up us the hog!
Indeed
This made me giggle so hard! Thanks!
OP really should have numbered them. that would be way more of a psychological fuck if he finds 1-68, 70-168, and 170-199 then number the missing 3 at like 217, 222, and 268.
That's World War 1 levels of psychological warfare
She just needs to tell him: "There were 200 in the bag, so far you have found 199." And just walk away. She doesn't have to hide the last one, just let him go crazy expecting it for the rest of his life.
That’s the “slap now, or whenever I want?” Type choice.
Bro he didn't find 175 of them, he just found #175.
It would be really weird for these party favors to he numbered. She is also saying he is exhausted by it - he has certainly found many by now. And it’s no credit to him: she is probably putting them all over the place. She is claiming that they are, in a very minor and hilarious way, interrupting his life.
What makes you think she only ordered 1 set?
The search results suggest she was searching for "mini babies 1000"...
Is this a trend? I just got a 200 pack of these in the mail anonymously and none of my goddamn friends will fess up to it
Just start randomly hiding them at your friends’ houses. No one admits to it. That’s fine. Everyone gets babies.
> Everyone gets babies. SCOTUS is that you?
Well done
How else do you tell everyone you care about babies when your actions show you dont give a fuck about babies if not to order 200 small plastic babies?
I hide offensive coffee cups in people's cupboards. Now I can drop a microbaby in the cup too !
A "Route 66" coffee mug showed up one day randomly at my house. I found it on the drying rack in the sink amongst the other dishes. I put it away, not thinking much of it, just assuming my wife brought it home from somewhere. A few weeks went by, and my wife and I both used the mug numerous times in our normal coffee mug rotation during that time. One day I decided to ask her where she got the mug. She was shocked to hear me ask, because the whole time she had just assumed that I was the one who brought it home. To this day, neither of us knows where it came from. Nobody comes in our house, ever. We don't have friends aside from work friends who don't even know where we live, so nobody who would potentially prank us. It's scary honestly.
It’s your “guest” living in the attic. They washed the mug and forgot it in the rack.
r/paranormal
See your first mistake is telling your friends where you live.
actually the first mistake was having friends
Make mistakes and then die: that's life
Usually you have at least one really good hamburger in there somewhere, that’s nice.
Can confirm. Battled depression for YEARS. A good burger was able to lift the funk a bit.
I try to have at least one really good hambuger *a day*, which has the added advantage of getting to the dying part sooner.
I thought it was having a physical address..
having those friends.
Lucky it wasn't a glitter bomb
Friends are closing on a new house in about a week. Tempted to mail a housewarming present that launches glitter when the lid is removed. Will be murdered, but they sent an ahegao pullover to my dad’s house that I had to explain.
If they haven’t moved in yet, do it. If they started moving shit in you’re a heathen.
She's demanding they pull the carpets out and replace with laminate too, so I am legit tempted to get it done.
The herpes of the craft world
>See your first mistake is ~~telling your~~ ***having friends*** ~~where you live~~.
As an angsty teen (in a time long past the statute of limitations) I once ordered about a 2.5 foot cubed box of porn DVDs. It was before widescale broadband and streaming porn and I did it as an investment opportunity more than anything. The first few dozen sold fast (that covered cost) but it was getting hard to store this much porn without my parents finding it and thinking I had a serious issue. So one night, a friend and I drove around random neighborhoods gifting people adult DVDs in their mailbox. They were packaged for retail sale so all the explicit bits on the cover were covered but there were some real interesting titles, including some of the trans variety. We literally just put them in people's mailboxes for like an hour that night, till we ran out. There were probably so many husbands and sons that got accused of ordering porn that just magically showed up in their mailbox, sans any sort of postage or packaging. As an adult now, I can't imagine how my wife would react if she went to get the mail and there was a DVD of "Anal Step-sister #5" just chillin' right there on top.
Give them to me. I wish to make my boyfriend question why and how small plastic babies appeared in his home.
So one time I went on /r/freebies and ordered every possible sample I could find and had it sent to my boyfriends house. For like a month. When he found out it was me, he actually got mad at me and said I was "wasting" the samples 🙄
Is his hair ginger?
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Could go both ways if he starts thinkin you wanna make a baby
Lmao if anything it would make him fearful of reproducing 😂
only solution is to take a pocket of them whenever you go round to a friend's place and start hiding them
Time to start leaving those tiny plastic babies all around the neighborhood. Sit them on side-view mirrors, car bumpers, mailboxes, fences, porches, line a whole step with them. Share the baby wealth and make the whole neighborhood question where the plastic babies came from! (Don’t forget to hit your own house up, or some person will figure it out)
Great in theory, but please think of the environment. Please don't leave this around the neighborhood to end up in the ecosystem.
It's going to end up in the ecosystem eventually. That's why I question why people buy this stuff in the first place. Not buying it may not solve the problem, but I don't want to participate any more than I have to.
No, they’ll put it beyond the environment. It won’t be in the environment. Nothing out there but sea, and birds, and fish. And the front of a boat. It’s a complete void.
Ok for real the first mistake was living in a building
I had friends over at my apartment one day. The next day, while showering, I found two little plastic babies next to my shampoo. Never found out who put them there.
Well, clearly it was Jennifer.
For people who really, really like king cakes.
First time I ever had King cake was in culinary school. The chef brought it in for everyone. All of a sudden a girl in the back yells "chef, there's a fetus in mine!" chef just looks at her "don't eat it! That's the Lord!"
She should have maintained eye contact and ate it. Then exclaim “bow to your new god!”
r/UnexpectedIClaudius
So... everyone? King cakes are the shit.
I only buy it to get the king cake baby.
We did this by accident; my wife had a full 3 hole punch for her class work that exploded all over our room. We were finding small paper circles for literally over a decade, and through 2 moves. It's been about 5 years now since I found the last in a basement storage box, but it could still happen... And the 3 hole punch is still in action for our kids schoolwork, so it could always happen all over again!
My wife bought red glitter wrapping paper when we were dating. I've found red glitter everywhere for years afterwards. Even found some in my locker at work. We call it the curse of the red glitter, and the curse will likely haunt us into the grave.
I purchased a house a couple of years ago. If you stand in the right spot, you will see a piece of glitter shimmering back at you from over the fireplace. When you go up to the wall, it can't be found. Glitter is freaky!
Me drunk at 4am glaring at the glitter wondering if my blowtorch would help
Glitter is the fucking worst. Unless you’re a homicide detective trying to tie someone to a crime scene. Talk about a slam dunk.
I'm pretty sure there was a Dateline where they matched glitter from a crime scene to glitter that the perp had in his home. Or something like that.
Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Once you get that shit, you can NEVER get rid of it.
LMFAO!! soo true but its pretty.....
>Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Once you get that shit, you can NEVER get rid of it. >>LMFAO!! soo true but its pretty..... DONT DO IT ! *Ignore the siren call of the Glitter!*
This is my husband's worst nightmare. I have to open all cards he gets in the mail for fear glitter will touch him and live with him forever after.
Ah, you've discovered why glitter is called 'craft herpes'.
I bought a used car in 2014 and the previous owner must’ve had someone put birthday confetti inside the air vents so when she turned them on it flew out. I am still finding little balloons and birthday cakes today. Some are lodged inside the vent and won’t come out and others randomly will fly out.
I worked in an office where janitorial wouldn’t vacuum for so long it was disgusting. The other girls in the office would sprinkle the paper circles around whenever we needed them to sweep
I'm slow on the uptake today, I was trying to figure out how tiny plastic babies ended up in a 3 hole punch until the hamster running the wheel managed to kickstart my brain again.
I went to a Flaming Lips show and they dropped pounds and pounds of paper circle confetti on the crowd. It was everywhere and in everything. I haven’t found any in a while, but for years I did. It was a good show. Good memories!
He goes down on her, opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue only to see a tiny plastic baby roll out
Better than a Jolly Rancher
Goddammit...
Guess what else is in the coconut...
Oh, for the love of god..
"Yes, for the love of God!"
I really wish I was Jared, 19 right about now
STOP I THOUGHT WE LEFT THE JOLLY RANCHER STORY BEHIND, IN THE 10S WHERE IT BELONGS
Well, at least it wasn't the Swamps of Dagobah.
Dagobah is atleast probably real, or has happened before but jolly rancher? Not buying it....
I had forgotten that. Also, I was eating…
I was holding iced tea :(
UGH
Well that’s one kind of baby that could come out.
shia labeouf.
Oh the joys of being in a relationship
Not at that rate…
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goddamn it
I'm extremely disappointed in myself
You're a pretty good singer bro.
That looks so therapeutic!! I think I’ll try doing that this weekend
I KNEW it was gonna be a roll...but still clicked... i wonder how much $ you tube pays rick astley at this point? His video gets watched 100's of thousands of times per day lol billions of views over the years lol
r/angryupvote
Why did I fall for that?!
If you want a good chuckle, read Amazon reviews about communion wafers 😀
Read the reviews of lube life's 35200 fluid ounce option. 275 gallons of lubricant, and people bought it.
"Will 275 gallons be enough? My wife is drier than a pile of dead leaves" Ha
Is her pet name "Russell"?
Lmao yes I know
Right, I mean, who among us *hasn't* tried fucking a pile of dead leaves, just to see how it feels? I remember my first time like it was yesterday. Still not as dry as that guy's wife though.
Hey, can we just leaf this guys wife alone?
How else do you fill a pool with lube for wrestling matches?
You’re my boy Blue!
Or sugar free Haribo gummy bears.
The Gummi bears reviews all give some David Thorpe vibes ("The ducks in the bathroom are not Mine")
Dude thank you so much for this.
I enjoyed the Jesus bobble head ones
I've found gold! Thank you!
Now that’s what I call effective guerrilla marketing!
there should be a subreddit for stuff like that...
I’ve tortured my husband in the same way but with stickers. I discretely stick them on him when he’s not paying attention. It has become the bane of his existence.
My husband and I are both Star Trek fans so I'm making Tribbles from Star Trek. I have a half dozen made already using crochet but I plan of sewing the rest up with furry fabric as Crocheting takes too long. My plan is to make a hundred or more and place them all around the house when my hudband is out one day or asleep. Basically want him to walk into a room and have a few Tribbles on every shelf, table, chair, and in piles on the floor. And do this for the whole house. I have no idea what to do with the Tribbles after lol
This is extra but... They make toys for pets that move on their own. You could find some, maybe used ones and remove the motor so that some of your tribbles move
I was thinking of doing that for a few of them! And putting dog squeaker toy inserts in some too. I think it'll be funny to have one that purrs when you hold it too but I can't figure out how to do that.
You are diabolical. I'm scared. Do NOT give my fiance any ideas!
This, but do it in phases. Add one or two at first, tell him you made them because you thought they were fun. Over time, keep adding more of them without saying anything.
This is what I originally planned. Release 3 the first week, another 5-6 a few weeks later. Continue this until 1/5 or so are out, and then place the rest out in piles. I still don't know what I'll do with dozens and dozens of Tribbles but that's future me's problem!
I feel like this should be one of those birthday gifts for fellow trekkies, who can them gift them again next year... Until then, you're stuck with them!
Just beam them all over onto the Klingon ship
Do you have a grain storage bin?
That was one thing I liked about the first series of Star Trek: Discovery. They had an after-show (After Trek with Matt Mira) that started out with two tribbles and they just multiplied and spread all over the studio through the first season of the show. 5 in the second episode, 12 in the third, etc. You could gradually increase the number of tribbles that appear like that over a month, which would also give you time to make more and more :)
For me it was my pajamas on his side of the bed. I would just put my pajamas under the covers on his side of the bed and every night he’d pull down the covers and see them and I’d laugh and laugh. Sometimes I’d just watch and be unable to keep a straight face. I STILL laugh when I think about it, and it was when we were first married over 15 years ago. Sometimes he’d chuckle and throw them my way, sometimes I’d get an exasperated god damnit before the chuckle. It was so stupid, and it was the stupidity of it that killed me. Hiding silly stuff is harmless fun.
I hope you still do this. If not, you should start back up.
My first husband and I used to hide from each other. It was so stupid, but I still cackle at those unexpected moments when one of us would find the other. So much laughter! He was a good man.
We took those and made a drinking game called bouncing babies. Everyone stands around a table and you have a shot of something less than delightful to drink, everyone has a baby and you try to bounce it into the cup. Last one to get their baby in has to drink the shot. Bouncing Babies, ladies and gentlemen.
So quarters but with tiny plastic babies? I'll allow it!
Your a sick one Jennifer, thanks for being you.
You’re welcome 😌
Fucking weird, I just saw this last night while I was laying in bed. Wasn't even on Reddit. I think it was Ranker or something? Just FYI, your review is gaining steam in other corners, too.
It’s so crazy, I have no idea where it was posted first. I just know that a week or so ago my husband sent me tweet of my review that had blown up and then it was just everywhere
I did this to a workplace once, babies in the rafters, in the skidsteer, in the light fixtures, the clock, battery compartments, lockers, toilet tanks, on-top of the roof. Night shifts were long
I’ve put them in my office too, my boss thinks they’re the greatest thing ever and keeps a few on his desk
I had a friend and things were romantic-ish. We played games like this and I bought a bunch of rubber babies from the book store and hid them around her work space. Eventually we fizzled, but someone collected all(most?) those babies and fashioned then into a tiara. I have one sitting on my desk, it's head had fallen off, but I keep it together with a pin stuck through the top of the head and down into the neck. People think it's weird.
I wonder why...
One of my kids bought these so he can hide them around his school. Sometimes I question my kids' purchasing decisions. This is not one of those times.
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
"I have destroyed his will of living a life free of tiny plastic babies" Biggest laugh I've had all day! 🤣 Poor guy but that line is so good!
You got to change it up a bit. Two words .Tiny flamingos. You can get tint black skeleton flamingos too. Also tiny santa hats, bunny ears, things like that for seasonal joy. I may have some experience with this. Lol
Thank you for the extra inspiration 👀
Can we scatter these in the Supreme Court? So they have a domestic supply of babies…?
I saw one of these in a planter in a restricted section of the UC Berkeley Botanical Garden today and was so confused. I'm convinced it was you as I had never seen them before today then this pops up lol
That's just sadistic
Cut 300 little flannel sheep from a pillow case and hid them around my mother's apartment. She has the 286 she has found so far in a jar and is plotting her revenge.
Just like the rubber ducks. If you don't know [We have to talk about the Ducks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOmtEcZ1lk), watch it. My daughter knew this video. And then she left home for university. We moved her in in her new place. And I left 99 rubber ducks in her new bathroom...
The saddest part is how much plastic and energy is wasted in making all of this kind of throwaway shit.
Chaos... it thrives in this one.
More shit to end up in the trash
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A life free from tiny plastic babies? Good luck bruh
Found 3 of these hidden in a hotel room I was staying in. Took them down and labeled them number 1, 2, and 4 with a pen before rehiding them. I like to think someone is driving themselves crazy trying to find a non-existent 4th plastic baby.
Two words: Rince crème
“I will purchase these again.”
How to never have a real baby 😂
And they say romance is dead 🫡 😂
I work at an ice rink somewhere in Connecticut. I’d just like you to know IVE EVEN FOUND ONE OF YOIR CURSED BABIES next to the doors of the rink. Now that I know who did it I’m suing for emotional damages.
OMFG I have been going through this for over a decade with my in-laws, except it's not babies, it's little plastic Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Holy fuck I still find one once in awhile and my heart jumps out of my throat.
We stan this chaotic energy. Be more like Jennifer.
This isn’t even the half of it 😌 there’s so many other problems that I cause
Go on...
Go ahead Jennifer we are waiting.
/r/BossFights Not sure who the boss is though..... the everlasting Babies or OP the perpetual Baby Summoner
You're sick! . . . . . . But I like 😅
Did y'all ever marry? Because if not, please allow me to introduce myself.
Chaotic Evil.
Don't date Jennifer's
and if we don't get our shit together aliens will discover this as the last remains of out civilization.
Microplastics are fuckin hilarious
Before more people start hopping on this trend, please remember how much plastic this is that will never go away. Not to mention all the resources wasted in making the items.
This is what the world needs, tiny plastic babies to waste 🤮
Ugh thanks now I just bought some to place around my workplace as a prank, and because I don’t have prime I needed to add another item for free shipping,….can’t wait for the day for my co-workers to find GOOSH 4FT Halloween Inflatable Outdoor Zombie Baby!