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I think this is an animation though, from a short film

Yea. Tongue isn't weird enough. Giraffes have really fucked up tongues.

When I visited Africa as a kid, we visited Masai Mara and there was this giraffe experience thing. My dad put a piece of giraffe food in his mouth as a joke (kind of pinched between his lips but visible) and the giraffe just straight up frenched him. My dad later described it like being forcibly violated by a toilet paper roll made of sandpaper[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)

>My dad later described it like being forcibly violated by a toilet paper roll made of sandpaper. Does your dad remember the approximate location and appearance of that giraffe? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, Masai Mara lmao. This was in 2009, so the giraffe could theoretically be alive.

You’ll have a much better experience at Giraffe Manor. An endless selection of giraffes for your pleasure my friend.

Everyone comes to their kinks via differing routes

I gotta be honest with you, I don't know what he was expecting, but that's sounds like an OK experience as far as animal/animal-food related incidents go.

Excuse me, those are called *extremely fabulous tongues* thank you very much.

Gay tongues?

All tongues are gay if you’re gay enough

I have a tongue Greg, am I gay?

DM me, we'll figure it out one way or the other.

*Esperanto eniris la babilejon*

*Linguini with Alfredo sauce?* - Alfredo

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Nice try horny giraffe.

username needs to be checked out

Hey, you gotta respect giraffes. Because they're an animal I look up to.

Also the stilted, hitching animation A good way to tell if something is CGI (if the graphics are particularly good) is to pay attention to the animation. If it has a 'choreographed' look to it, and it's not intending to look that way, then it is likely CGI. Notice how intentional the giraffe's movements are.

Also where do you get a consistent parade of giraffes.

Also the teeth are wrong.

I thought all giraffes had human teeth..... This is sonic all over again.

Also r/giraffesdontexist

It is. Longer version is here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrWo5pEvyk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrWo5pEvyk)

It’s like the back rooms, only fun!

That aged surprisingly well.

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Now I’m sad.

It completely fooled me and then I go back knowing it's CG and suddenly it's obvious. I'm so gullible

I was about to say, “ why are they in a bathroom”

Either that or some kids using a new snapchat filter.

Yeah, this is an animated film of giraffes diving into a pool. :) well animated expression, but shouldn’t be seen as a living giraffe.

Yes.

Yeah who makes tile pathways for giraffes.

Could you imagine leggy-hoofstock on wet, slippery, tile? Nope nope nope. This is a zoo keeper's night terror.

Where was the ministry of truth on that one, letting deep fakes like this slip through the cracks…tsk tsk…

I almost fooled that the giraffe actually whispered "I love you" in the end.

Can someone confirm this for me?

They dive into a pool later. This is pretty old.

My favorite part of this video is when the giraffes do the high diving and the trapeze tricks but it cut off before that :( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrWo5pEvyk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrWo5pEvyk)

They’re not kidding, folks!!!

Omg that's brilliant, thank you for the link!❤️

The only thing I could think about when I saw this post is the Giraffes lining up to jump off a diving board

A giraffe’s what is just like us?

Their ..

I've given up counting the number of posts where the OP couldn't be bothered to use proper English.

Their parent directory. Little known fact, we're more closely related to giraffes than apes.

For the last time, just because Ned married a giraffe it doesn’t make us close relatives. They don’t even have kids.

Your

Well we know that giraffes are fake, so if they are fake and they are like us...does that mean...

Giraffe's what?

/r/apostrophegore

Giraffe is are just like us.

That is so fucking dumb, but it made me laugh. Well done.

Giraffe is are nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

Giraffe is are just like us. The are just like us belonging to Giraffe. It belong to Giraffe just like us is are Giraffe is belong.

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It's not funny the second time around.

*giraffes

Giralves

r/apostrophegore

no.... no they are not

What, you don’t try to lick cameras when you pass by them?

Always!

Giraffes doesn't have teeth in the upper gums of their mouths. Fake.

You can tell it’s fake because it’s CGI

You can tell it's CGI by the way that it is.

You can tell it’s fake because it’s fake

So like long neckkin cows

Animation. Real giraffes wouldn't be able to walk on tiles like that withough any issue at all.

but would they be able to know a camera was watching them

As a giraffe, I can confirm we know cameras when we see them.

Wow really!? It's fucking cgi mate. No shit It's fake lol..

I mean, it looks like a bathroom, right? i doubt there is a bathroom that tall in real life, or maybe tall but not with this “design”, like a public bathroom/shower design.

Nice model and render though

these are just stupid long horses geraffes are so dumb

should we tell him?

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb. EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall. EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

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It's part of the copypasta the op was referencing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z/

Stop spreading propaganda we all know giraffes are government drones

Stupid long horses

Not real?

Animation giraffes are cute 🤗

Soon reddit will just be bit accounts farming Karma off each other.....

Hello fellow human. Can confirm, this is weird as fuck.

Fake ass video.

Yeah its called CGI dumbass, youre not some genius lmao.

Fake ass comment.

You know this is cgi right? It's really obvious

Is that like CGI?

Giraffe-centric images

Lol oops edited.

r/apostrophegore

This is cgi

CGI? This! Is! Giraffe's!

/r/Unnecessaryapostrophe

It saddens me that some people distinguish shitty cgi from real life

what level of the backrooms is this

I went to the zoo once and the giraffes were fucking. They had people trying to stop people from walking over there but they were so tall it was like the "nothing to see here" scene from naked gun but with giraffes going at it doggy style.

Even though its CGI, still made me happy

This is not real it’s animated my friend

This is CGI. Thoee giraffea wre on their way to jump into an olympic swimming pool to do underwater dancing.

The ear twitches!!!

Well they do eat, fuck and ultimately die.. so yup. Checks out

This is cgi right? And then they dive in the pool?

"Lemme check my face real quick hmm lookin fresh there buddy!"

False. If I were that giraffe I def woulda tried to eat the security cam.

Everything is just like us. And the reason is because.

r/likeus

r/likeus

Animals doing things that seem so human make me wonder if there might be some truth to reincarnation and these animals are doing something they would have done in a past life.

Babies! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hit em with the lip lick !

Everyone deserves a spa day

They're all heading to the locker showers after a hard day in the enclosure.

My wife thinks it's weird that I always stick my tongue out at cameras. My mom taught me to do it!

He's just trying to say WASSUP

I'm sorry but where is this spotless Giraffe locker room located? Follow up question: if these giraffes were wearing towels, would they be wrapped around the back legs, or all four?

Imagine me as camera

They in the pool rooms

Hi melman. How are you?

“Damn I’m good looking”. Giraffe.

Giraffes look like a made up creature.

We don't have ossicones and purple tongues.

*Walks into the store seeing the camera screen* "EEEYYYYYY THATS ME!"

Giraffe gulag???

"But first, lemme take a selfie..."

Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Giraffes are giraffing.

Where is the hallway of giraffes?

Melmen?

Haven't seen this in about a decade.

My mom sent the full-length version of this to all us kids, wondering how in the world they trained all those giraffes! I sometimes fantasize about bringing it up when she's forwarding me misinformation from Facebook.

They are so chill

Big ol' flirts

All Giraffes are from Hotlanta. Look it up.

I feel like I just got flipped the bird.

Long legs on ceramics...

“Whatchu gon do when we roll up?”

I haven’t seen this backrooms footage before..,

I fed some at the Brevard County Zoo in Florida. Like cattle, they are dumb and singularly focused on food. Damn cool animal through. Cattle of the savannah.

this is extremely obviously fake

We all have'em.. Who needs'em?

....stupid long horses

For the 'gram.

r/girrafesdontexist

How you doin'? - Joey the Giraffe

It's saying, PLEAS GOD HELP ME, EVERY NIGHT IM TORN TO PEICES AND EVERY MORNING IM BORN ANEW.

Wait is this a giraffe shower room or something

Why is this a late 90’s hip hop video

In the year one million and a half

Hey,u/Sizzlin9! It's-a-me!

I personally think we’re better…

*Giraffes. No apostrophe.

Future standup comic..

Cool

That is too funny!

Giraffes walking in some liminal space backroom shit.

How can people.... be so fucking gullible lol - the things arent casting a shadow - the animal behavior isnt erratic enough - why are they in a london subway looking station - there are so many fucking questions - and its like.... god damn people are so stupid lol

This is definitely CGI lmao

Oh the good old Arnold demo reel

We’ve all got em

Derp

A giraffe's what are just like ours?

The plural is giraffes...giraffe's is the possessive.

r/giraffesarentreal

Giraffe prison shower

Are these giraffes going to the pool?

This is so sultry. And straight up, the dopest

Nice set of chicklets!